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A thread dedicated to everyone's favorite non-alicorn book horse
Ongoing:
Dancing with the Moonlight (by JustSomeAnon): http://pastebin.com/W95D8fhQ
Improve Her Home (by Fizzles) http://pastebin.com/JyChZg8d
Moondancer has to deal with BS (by JC): http://pastebin.com/Sc7239zs
The Color of Life (by Wanderer): http://pastebin.com/MGBfKGnh
Moondance and JockAnon (by suppy): http://pastebin.com/dqm9Bvu3
other stuff by suppy: see the recent thread. Not yet pastebinned.
One Small Step (by geodesic): http://pastebin.com/vLkRAZvZ
Completed:
Massaging Moondancer: http://pastebin.com/vi2swx0N
Moondancer R9K: http://pastebin.com/Nzhwy7fj
Skitzo Moondancer (by Dark Leafy Greens): http://pastebin.com/Z7CbP7Hr
/mlp/ writes a Moondancer Green: http://pastebin.com/YSyLQhuu
Abandoned:
EQG Moondancer Pays Anon for sex [9-29-15] (By HandomeJeck) http://pastebin.com/teDvFDMb
>>27583594
>cold moonie
no you're supposed to offer your spare shirt to her, which will be cutely oversized or her.
Pastebin Updated
Continued from >>27573541
"I-uhhh-I'm sorry?"
>Moonie gently grasps your hand and places it on her head.
>"Run your fingers through my hair...i-it it r-relaxes me."
>She looks up to you with pleading eyes.
>You lightly brush the ponytail on the top of her head before pulling the hairband off, letting her hair cascade down.
>Each strand is like raspberry-scented silken gold.
>Setting the hairband aside, you use your free hand to sink your hands into her soft hair.
>Her hair feels clean and smooth.
> Like if 60 FPS was hair.
>She closes her eyes as she coos softly, sinking further into the couch.
>And closer to your crotch.
>'Nobonernobonernobonernoboner'
>You focus on the rhythm you slowly settle into.
>Start at the top, work your fingers in, and gently pull down.
>"...My mom used to do this for me when I was younger..."
>She stops your hand and holds it in hers.
>"Whenever she took me to places with people I..I would...my anxiety was significantly more acute when I was a child."
>She places your hand back into her hair, but guides it in a more deliberate manner.
>"Sh-she would find me in a corner, c-crying and hy-hyperventilating. And she would take me into her arms and brush my hair l-like this..."
>>27584292
damn...
>>27584292
All of a sudden we became a feels thread
page number of letters in her name
>>27584292
I know how Moonie feels. Used to hate even going to the grocery store with my mom when I was younger. Too many people. She would hold my hand the whole time so I didn't scream and cry
>>27583594
that moonie is nakey
>>27584292
>tfw you actually have a qt gf that you can cuddle with
i know some of you have to have one too, rightam i normie shit
>>27587346
Sorry senpai, I don't have a girlfriendbecause I married her
>>27587346
>>27587360
>>27587346
my gf is a moonie
>Watches anime
>Reads a fuckload
>Doesn't like big crowds
>She likes to wear fake glasses when she does go out
bump because it is not dying early again.
bump
>>27587707
She sounds like a loser
Good thing she's got an even bigger loser next to her to make her look better
Why are Moonfags the biggest normies?
>>27589099
>9gag
>>27589116
Thanks
>>27589099
>Mr. Torgue
>Censored profanity
>via 9gag
Holy shit Anon, you are an immense faggot.
>>27583594
>>27589128
Would Moondancer vote for the future God-Emperor?
>>27587707
Moonie isn't grossly overweight and unwashed.
Also she's a faggot for wearing fake glasses.
>>27584292
"Your mom used to do this for you? The same person I encountered not even an hour ago?"
>"She was not as overbearing as she is now. I do not know what caused her to change so-so drastically."
>She releases your hand, leaving you to follow the method that she demonstrated.
>It seems like you're doing well enough of a job, as she doesn't raise any complaints.
>The only sound from her is her steady breathing as her ample chest slowly rises and falls.
>Both of you sit in relative silence for what seems like a long time.
>"She kicked me out, Anon. Sh-she told me I could fend f-for myself since I was an adult. She-"
>She needs to stop before you get more angry.
"Hey,hey,hey shh shh shh."
>No use in getting angry at someone that isn't here.
>You bring your hand down to her cheek, brushing it softly.
>She looks up at you with teary eyes.
"Look, whatever your mom did or said or whatever your dad didn't do, it doesn't matter."
>You wipe a budding tear off her perfect face.
"What matters is I'm here for you now, and I always will be."
>Her only response is a weak nod.
"I don't know what happened when I left your house, and maybe I don't want to know. But what I do know-"
>You lean down as for as you can to kiss her, as she lifts herself up to meet you.
"Is that you're the only thing that matters to me."
>A smile creeps onto her face as new tears flow.
>"Anon...I..."
>She wraps her arms around your shoulders as she pulls you in for another kiss, this one more prolonged.
>As selfish as it sounds, you're kind of glad her mom kicked her out.
>It gives you a much better opportunity to get closer with Moonie.
>Gets her out of the way.
>'Wow that's kind of fucked up.'
>She would have become problematic.
Just popping in to see if handsome jeck came back. No?
>>27587707
Tell us more about your girlfriend Palmela
>>27591566
Haven't seen him in months.
>>27591566
I wish
>>27591509
>The two of you are startled by the sound of the sliding glass door opening.
>Moondancer pushes herself off you, sitting straight as an arrow with hands folded.
>Dad walks in, followed by mom, both looking at the two of you skeptically.
>"Hope you two weren't doing anything your father and I wouldn't do with other people around."
"Mom!"
>"Dear!"
>Mom throws her hands up in mock defense.
>"What? It's true."
>You begin to roll your eyes before you stop yourself.
>'Don't do any crap to annoy her. She might change her mind.'
>She does seem to be more placated then before.
>Your parents sit in the two chairs opposite the couch, staring at the two of you.
>Dad is the first one to speak.
>"Bud, your mother and I talked about it and...we do see Moondancer as a positive influence on you, both socially and, to an extent, academically. So we decided that letting her staaaaay would be alri-"
>The rest of whatever your dad says is tuned out.
p.9 bump
>>27592555
Oh shit, Anon is blacked out from joy spinning Moondancer around isn't he?
>>27594773
>have to take anon to hospital
>miss prom
>>27594846
Hospital sex instead
>>27594849
HELLO NURSE MOONDACER!
>>27594856
Somebody summon a drawfag
>>27594856
>"Young lady, what are you doing to our patient?"
>"I'm uhhhhh trying to relieve his priapism."
>>27594940
>"and what are you doing young man?"
>"Taking her temperature"
>"Rectally?"
>"Ummm.... Maybe"
>>27594960
>"Are you sure that is an effective manner to do so?"
>"Yes"
>"Yes"
>>27595015
>The Doctor tosses them a bottle of lube
>"Carry on then"
>>27595025
Based Doc.
>>27595027
First rule of medicine, do no harm
>>27595039
What about using cum as lube?
>>27592555
Fuck yes
bump a big Moonie rump
>>27597175
If only.
Maybe JSA's anon will do that soon. MAYBE SOON
>>27598192
I like that face.
>>27598235
I like your face
MOONDANCER, MOONDANCER, CAN'T YOU SEE?
page 10:^(
SHE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
>>27599848
TO PLAY THE SHITTY GAMES THAT SUCK ASS
tired bump
>>27592555
"HOLYSH-thankyouthankyouthankyouguys so much!"
>You turn to Moondancer, who has a jubilant expression on her face.
>"Th-thank you very much, Mr and Mrs Mous. I-I appreciate it, and I p-promise I won't be to-too much of a burden.
>She must be so relieved.
>After a roller coaster of emotions today, it seems fit to end it on a higher note.
>As excited as you are, you had to admit: there was a legitimate part of you that was worried they were going to say no.
>Which would have left you with actually being forced to choose between your family and the one you love.
>It actually leaves you feeling conflicted, not helped by the fact you promised you would stay with her.
>'Holy shit this must have been how Moonie felt.'
>But! NO point in dwelling on it now. Or telling Moondancer.
>It matters not. What does matter is that your Moonie is here to stay-
>"There will be several conditions, however."
>Shit.
>You feel an unease in the pit of your stomach.
>What are they going to do?
>Are they going to make her a maid or something?
>That wouldn't too bad. Maybe they'd make her wear the outfit.
>That would be nice.
bump from 9
>>27602910
Holy shit that's good
>>27602910
Moonine looks badass but I feel sad she is in the Death Korp
bemp
bump from 9
JSA come back
Or someone else post some content. Where did everyone go?
Emergency bump
>>27602910
Crossovers like this are EXTRA heretical.
Sorry I've been busy today
>>27602032
>Maybe you could get her to wear one for you.
>"First: There will be absolutely no funny business in this household. Moondancer will take the guest room."
>A sigh of relief escapes your lips.
>What a shocker.
"Of course."
>"Naturally."
>Not that bad.
>This might be alright.
>"Second: Anon, Moondancer will assist you in all of your studies. I expect your grades to improve. I want to see nothing less than B's this year."
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRRCXchyM5Y
>That's one that has you feeling worried.
>You're grades are C average at best.
>Moonie knows that.
"Mom I-"
>"Acceptable."
>'What?!?'
>Does she honestly think she'd be able to turn your abysmal grades around?
>She must have some kind of plan in store, as her expression continues to remain stoic.
>Butwaittheresmore.py
>"And third, and this isn't something that we expect to happen right away..."
>Dad steps in.
>"Moondancer will need to pay some form of rent."
>...
>You turn to Moondancer, who looks as though any color in her pale skin had been flushed out of her body.
>"The amount we can discuss at a later point of time."
>This is not good.
>She doesn't even have a bank account.
>Her parents paid for all of her things.
"I-Isn't there something else she could do? Like she could do chores or something?"
>"Chores? Like a maid or some kind of farmhand? Anon, please."
>>27610384
Glad I stayed awake.
>>27583594
Why is there so little Moondancer art in these threads? Surely there's some good pieces worthy of posting.
>>27610412
Most of them got posted in previous threads, and it gets a bit dull seeing the same images over and over. We need a drawfag
>>27610412
Only other ones I see are rather lewd
>>27610384
There will be more than just one or two tomorrow, I promise
But for now sleep
>>27610515
sleep is for the wise
bump from page 9
bemp
>>27610384
>There goes the maid outfit.
>"Since Moondancer is going to be staying here, that's going to be another person to support, Anon.
"You've never expected me to pay rent."
>"Because you're our son! Family!"
>Moondancer looks rather downcast, which Mom takes notice of.
>"Oh sweetie, Moondancer, I'm sorry, I didn't mean any offense."
>"-Sniff- N-no i-it's q-quite alright. It's not your fault."
>"Look, Moondancer, you must understand that taking you in is already a great deal of pressure on us. We jus-"
>"I accept."
"Moonie!"
>You turn to her, holding her hand.
"A-are you sure?"
>She turns to you, slowly nodding.
>"Like you said, what other option exists?"
"Y-yeah but-"
>"I will manage."
>She was just talking to you about how bad her anxiety used to be.
>And she's going to be forced to deal with people for hours on end?
>>27614525
GO TO WORK WITH HER YOU FOOL!
Anon in this story feels like he's not a good fit for Moondancer...but you know, doesn't matter because
a) it's not canon
B) She's happy
I have her glasses!
>>27614873
Wow okay it's upside down, wow I'm terrible.
>>27614858
It's a high school relationship, who knows, in the future
A.)Maybe one of them will change for the other
B.)Maybe they'll split
Depends on how I feel/how I want the story to go
>>27614943
Idk man...
Oh shit here comes opinionated reasons why I think the green is off!
I know a lot of Anons will think what I am about to say as cancerous or dumb, but I am literally Moondancer, here me out here though.
I threw a party as well as her, nobody came, none of my so called friends. I became a shut in, nothing but reading, studying, and videogames. It was two years later when I was greeted by two people, who I now call my best friends. They helped me get out of my shell, made me realize my worth. And now they're coming to my birthday party tomorrow...
Point is, I know how being rejected from friends feels like. The physiological effects it has...no one is just gonna go on and trust somebody right off the bat, let alone DATE someone...
But of course, that's my experience with all this...maybe someone else has felt it differently...
P.s. That anon that posted glasses was me!
>>27615122
Happy birthday, now please kindly go and die in a fire.
>>27615122
>I am literally Moondancer
You're literally a magical sweater and glasses wearing talking horse? Sir, I doubt the verisimilitude of your claim!
>>27614873
1: Not broken and repaired with tape,
2: what
>>27615161
said
>>27615274
Yeah, looking back, those were not the best choice of words, heh...
>>27615297
No, they were cancerous and dumb
>>27615122
Thanks for the input, friend. I'll keep that in mind with my next green
I understand where you're coming from. I tried to write (tried being the key word here) in the fact that Moonie and Anon are really close, like he is her last pillar, or something, for lack of a better term. So now that she has no one to turn to, at least she has Anon. I don't know if it turned out well, but that's what I was going for.
>>27615380
Well as long as the other Anons on this thread are enjoying it, I say keep it up!
Would you chibi-Moondancer?
>>27615851
Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
good night bump
>>27614525
>There are several more concerns that pop into your mind.
>Like whe-
>Your mom claps her hands together and stands up.
>"Well that settles it! Moondancer, I'm glad you understand our position, and I believe I speak for my husband when I say welcome to our home."
>Moondancer nods.
>"I do, and I cannot thank you enough."
>"Well, I need to go finish prepping for dinner. Anon's brother is out with friends (again), so it just so happens we have an empty spot at the dinner table."
>Dad nods and stands, walking towards the back door, mumbling something about the grill.
"I can help Moondancer with her luggage."
>"Sounds good, hun. We'll call you two when dinner is ready."
>...
>...
>Why the Dickens did you agree to that condition?!?
>Now you not only are you tasked with finding your own means of support, but you'll be required to maintain such a position.
>You've never even volunteered for anything, much less worked an actual job.
>The most you've ever done was at the bookstore the other day.
>Images and smells of yesterday come flashing back, striking a fearful realization in your head.
>You might be forced into a line of work in...
>The all-too familiar sensation of your heart pounding returns.
>'...retail'
>The thought of the word sends your stomach into spasms, as you suppress the urge to heave up what little is contained in your stomach.
>Yesterday at Bookmark's store was more than enough for you.
>It took all you had not to recede into a dark corner of the store, surrounding yourself with the comforting aura of the books.
>>27618284
You had to agree...
Everytime I see this thread it's either JustSomeAnon posting sparse updates or someone just bumping the damn thread
If you're gonna post in the thread, post SOMETHING. A short green, some Google image, just something jesus
>>27625146
Says the guy not practicing what he preaches
>>27625910
Meanwhile the bumps return
>>27583594
Just a reminder that Scootaloo's voice actress become a IRL Moondancer.
>Dem sweater puppies.
>>27618284
>You found yourself staring at Anon multiple times, seeking comfort in his warm smile when he saw you looking at him.
>His soft eyes acted as antiemetic for your stomach, enabling you to power through the rest of that debacle.
>But how in seven hells would you be able to cope through one shift, much less earn a steady paycheck?
>'Perhaps we could convince Anon to join whatever job that you apply for.'
>His parents might be approving of that.
>Take him away from his video games, and give him some working experience.
>'That of course, implies on the chance that he and you would actually get the opportunity would work together.'
>Curses.
>Of course.
>"Moonie, are you alright?"
>'FFFFF-'
>You regain control of your grip on your luggage, looking back to Anon, who's carrying your larger bag in one hand.
"Y-yea I'm fine..."
>Anon raises an eyebrow.
>"Moonie."
>He is not buying it.
>'What's the use. He knows you well enough.'
"I'm nervous."
>"I can imagine."
"I-I should have thought about your mothers proposals before accepting them. I do believe that I acted on rather impetuous impulses."
>"Uhhh..."
"Rash"
>"Oh. Well. Everyone does that. Even geniuses like you, Moonie."
>>27628064
>Anon sets your bag down in front of the door.
>You feel a flash of pain in your biceps and fingers.
>Curse your mom for giving you the broken suitcase.
>The handle had snapped off, forcing you to carry it like a moving box.
>You uncomfortably shift the suitcase around, giving your arms a moments respite.
>"I'll be honest, I was quite surprised at yoour response. You seemed pretty collected for someone who was thinking with their gut."
"What? Why would-unf- you think with your stomach? You don't even have any neurons there."
>"Means you were going on instinct."
>He pushes the door open, picking the bag back up.
>It might have seemed like it.
>You just said the first answer that materialized in your mind.
>You weren't thinking cohesively at all.
>Maintaining your relationship with Anon was the only thing that seemed to matter at the time.
"Instinct hasn't been the most charitable com-unf-panion in the last couple of hours,now has it?"
>"It's been having it's ups and downs for us both. Why don't I take that for you instea-"
"Yes please, thank you."
>>27627307
The things I would do just to get a chance to cum all over those glasses
>tfw want to write something for the thread, but don't know what to write
>tfw also can't write for shit
>>27630876
That's all part of the writing process, friend
>Post your story
>Receive response, positive or negative
>Improve accordingly
Don't be afraid
>>27590740
no, she's not a racist or a moron.
>>27599887
stop trying to do this in every thread
>>27599848
>>27599887
>>27631202
Agreed, please stop, it's not going to happen
bump from 9
>>27631202
>>27631212
Eat a dick you funhating autists.
>>27629142
>Anon chuckles as he places the bag down and grabs the suitcase from your arms.
>An involuntary sigh of relief escapes you as you feel the pain evaporate.
>At least you could feel grateful in the fact that your mother didn't pack all of your belongings.
>You felt enervated just from carrying one item.
>'Another unfortunate reminder of your lack of physical activity.'
>"Watch the stairs, Moonie"
>The stai-
"EEP!"
>You feel yourself start to tumble forward, your foot catching on the base of the stairs.
>One of the steps nearly comes to have a friendly discourse with the bridge of your nose, if you didn't let go of the bag to catch yourself.
>Anon is already on top of you, pulling you up.
>"Are you alright?"
"I-I-I Yeah I am fine."
>"You sure?"
"Y-yes."
>"Gotta be careful there. Watch that first step, it's a doozy!"
>He giggles to himself as he picks you up.
"Wh-what?"
>"You know, Groundhog Day? Bill Murray? That movie?"
>Curses. He's probably not going to like this.
"I...I don't believe I have ever viewed that-"
>"What! That's absurd! Blasphemous!"
"Mother always said any kind of mainstream cinema is not worth time or money."
>"Any kind of-That's another reason I do not care for your mother."
>That makes two of us.
good night bump
What even is this? I want to fucking die right now.
>>27638117
You're always welcome to write your own green for our thread.
p.9 bump
p. 70
bump from 9 again
>"Starlight. Sunset. We like you now. Get out of here. Go home."
>>27644011
>"Your day is coming, normie scum"
>'What?'
>"Huh? N-nothing, we didn't say anything.."
>'Fucking dyke weirdos.'
>"REEEE!"
You guys are okay. Don't come to the gay club tomorrow
>>27644011
>"Anon come by Moondancers house in the morning."
>'What? Why?'
>"We're going to skip school and watch those dumb horror movies and laugh at the acting."
>'What about school?'
>"Fuck those norm-errrr I mean it's a learning day tomorrow."
>>27635878
>"I knew that you were depraved of amazing things because of your mom, but I didn't really know it was that bad!"
>A shrug seems like an appropriate response.
>"Well. I can't have any girlfriend of mine not be well versed in the finest cinema of earlier times! I promise to cultrually enrich you in only the finest of Hollywood. Jaws, Ghostbusters, Shawshank, Dark Knight Rises..."
>He looks back at you, a jocular twinkle in his eyes.
>"Maybe even the rest of Star Wars as well."
>'REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'
"Blech."
>"Oh come on, not this again. You haven't even seen the original trilogy!"
>You've seen enough of that mediocrity to know how the rest will unfold.
>Experiencing the first one of Slide Rule's viewing parties was quite enough for you.
"Star Wars is nothing more than a glorified soap opera using borrowed themes and cliches written by a man who got incredibly fortunate and sold out."
>"I think you just don't give it enough credit."
>'People give it too much credit.'
>"The original trilogy is far superior to the prequels. Ten times better. Undisputed fact."
>Anon stops in front of a door down the hall from his bedroom.
"Ten times zero is still zero."
>Anon scoffs as he pushes open the door with his back, holding it open with his foot as he beckons you in.
>You walk into what could only be described as the blandest room you have ever seen.
>Possibly even more than your parent's bedroom.
>On the left wall rests a lone queen bed, with a nightstand perched next to it.
>>27645098
>A dresser sits on the opposite side, with a closet right next to that.
>The room is completely barren of any decorations, save for curtains that adorned the window.
>'Even Edgar Allen Poe would appreciate the melancholic nature of this room.'
>"Well. This is it. The guest room. Your room, now, I mean. Yeah."
"It's quite drab, isn't it?"
>"I've never taken you to be a fashionista. Like that Rarara chick."
"Rarity. And when something is a bland as this, yes, I think anything would be an improvement."
>"Meh, No real point to do it. Most people that have stayed in here, never really stay longer than a week. That's why there's just the dresser and the closet."
"Not even a desk? O-or Bookcase? Where should I put all my books?!?"
>Anon shrugs.
>...
>...
>"DINNERS READY YOU TWO!"
"Oh fuck yea, I'm starving."
>You place the last book-CAREFULLY-into the drawer and close it shut.
"Let's go get some food, Moonie. Dad cooks a mean steak."
>>27645284
Is anon deliberately being an asshat here, or just utterly oblivious?
bumb
pinkie has a moondancer picture
Sick, nother thread. I'm alive but on vacation w limited net access. My green is not kill but I'll be wrapping up when I get the chance.
>>27649613
rrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRree
>>27646060
Considering his past actions, I would think it's the latter
>>27645284
>Moondancer hangs up YET ANOTHER sweater in the closet, nodding slowly.
>She seems rather forlorn, as she looks down at the dresser.
>You look down to where you GENTLY placed her books.
>It's not the greatest place for them.
>Feels kind of like you're just putting in storage to never look at again, like some old useless garbage.
>She'd probably slap you again if she knew you just thought that.
>Books are an important thing to her.
>Just like she is to you.
>Maybe you could build some kind of bookshelf for her.
>She'd like that, definitely.
>You just need to get parts.
>And tools.
>And learn how to build one.
>'Maybe we should just get her one instead.'
>Where's the fun in that?
>'Not losing a finger.'
>It builds character.
>You wrap your arm around Moonie, pulling her in closely.
"Hey, I guarantee things are going to work out. We have the prom to look forward to right?"
>She smiles sweetly as she rests her head on your chest.
>"Mhhmmm!"
>You look into the closet, to see whatever dress you could visu-
>It's almost all sweaters.
"Uuuuuuh, Moonie?"
dangerously close to page 11
Bamps
>>27655679
again
>>27658668
And again
>>27653653
Sweaters are the best to wear
I once wore a sweater to school without a shirt underneath
>>27653653
>"Hmmm?"
"I knew you liked sweaters but I uhhh..."
>"Oh there is no reason to worry. That was the last of them."
>She's missing the point.
"You have a dress to wear for tomorrow right?"
>"Of course. B-But I can't bring it out yet. I do not want you t..."
"Say again?"
>"I-I said I do not want you to s-see it yet."
"What? Why?"
>She looks at her feet, avoiding your gaze.
>"I-I I wish for it to b-be a s-surprise."
>'I-th-H-wh-'
>That's fucking adorable.
"God, you're adorable."
>You pat her head, tousling the ponytail.
>She puffs out her cheeks and and steps out of your embrace.
>"I am not adorable."
>Her act causes you to burst into laughter, making her even more frustrated.
>You take a deep breath and pull her back in.
"I'm sorry, it's just the way you said that."
>"I did not know there was a certain way to say I am not cute."
"Well you said it in a cute fashion."
>She crosses her arms and looks away.
>Shit.
>You might have fucked up.
>Again.
"Hey, hey, hey, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings if I did."
>"You did not."
"I didn't?"
>She turns back to you,with a smile on her face.
>"No, you calling me adorable just reminded me of a character in Bishounen High School named Tadakuni and I imagined myself as him."
>>27661385
It's going to be a dress that's also a sweater isn't it?
Also where is Moonie's sister in all of this?
>>27661838
...fuck
>>27662173
I mean I kind of figured she's at Uni or something, just think it's going to be hilarious when she finds out what's happening
>>27662173
Nice dude
>>27661838
she died, don't you remember
>>27662173
Too be fair, I didn't know she had a sister to.
>>27664662
>>27665768
Good lord I would stuff them in a single sweater and fuck them stupid.
>>27662173
Dude. The fuck. Didn't any of you watch the fucking episode?
>>27583594
Moonie could be such an attractive mare if she put minimal effort into her grooming and appearance
>>27668761
>unkempt mane
>ratty sweater
>smells like nerdgirl sweat
I'm not seeing an issue here, famarino.
>>27668781
>being so desperate you have no standards
>>27668900
Normalfag pls
>>27668900
being so satisfied with no taste.
>>27668921
>>27668945
Seriously you guys, how hard would it be to ditch the sweater and hair thing, and brush her fucking mane and tail? That's all I'm asking
>>27669000
You don't understand how waifu-fags work. They focus on the insecurities of the waifu (Shit like Derpy's eyes, Moondancer's appearance, etc) and be that knight in shining armor who tells them 'no no, it's ok, I don't care how you look, heck I even LIKE it!'
It's textbook.
>>27669064
If you don't want someone to love themselves enough to take basic care of their bodies, you don't really love them either.
>>27666698
I did. I just forgot
I'll go whip myself in penance
>>27665768
>Eyebrow grooming is a family tradition in Moondancers family
>>27669098
Or you're a spineless faggot.
>>27661385
>Of course.
>'Wait.'
"For being so repressed by your mother, you sure know a considerable amount of things about your chinese cartoons."
>"First AND foremost, you know it is from Japan. Second, it is a manga, which means I read it, not watched it. And thirdly-
>THUMP.
>The two of you wheel around to see your dad bursting through the door, eyebrow raised.
>He turns to look down the staircase.
>"No, honey they aren't doing anything."
>For fucks sake.
"Really, dad?"
>Dad shrugs.
>"Well, you guys were pretty quiet up here."
"And that means we're fu-doing things?"
>He shrugs again and leaves the doorway.
>"They're ready for dinner."
>...
>...
"Fucking Curry, pull your head out of your ass."
>"Anon?"
"Hmm?"
>Moondancer shifts nervously in your arms
>"What is currently happening?"
"Well the Warriors, those guys in blue, are down by 10 points right now."
>"And the reason for that is?"
"Pfffft because they can't get their act together for one more game and defend Lebron properly."
>Moondancer stares back at the TV screen.
>"OH COME ON!"
>Your moms muffled shouts can be heard from the living room downstairs.
>"Anon?"
"Yeah?"
>"How...How is this game played?"
>'...'
"Would you rather watch a movie?"
>"Yes please."
>Your hype was killed first quarter anyway.
>>27669452I'm glad the only sportball I follow is football.L-let's go niners!
>>27669488
>Niners
I am so, so sorry
>>27669594
I don't get it, what is this football and niners? I only watch glorious Bloodbowl.
>>27669488
>Niners
They're still a team?
>>27669594
Hey uh d-don't sweat it, JSA
It's ehh..it's a rebuilding era!
Yeah.
Yeah. That's what-..that's what we're doing.
>>27669488
>football
The Dive grass or Hand Egg version?
>>27669452
"What do you want to watch?"
>Moondancer seems to ponder for a moment.
>"You did state how much you wished to 'cultrually enrich' me with monumental movies."
"Oh yeah, I did, didn't I?"
>'But which movie should I have her watch first?'
>That's like trying to pick a game out of your backlog, that you totally swear you'll get to eventually.
>"Is there a particular movie that you would wish for me to see first?"
"Jeez that's not a small order there, Moonie. I mean there's thousands of amazing and culturally significant movies th-"
>"ANON WHY IS CURRY CHOKING RIGHT NOW?"
>Sigh.
"I DON'T KNOW MOM, MAYBE HE'S LETTING THE WINS GET TO HIS HEAD."
>...
"Anyway, it would be hard to pick out just one to start off with."
>"A-are there ones that are based one books?"
"Oh yes, lots of them!"
>"R-really? And how many of them are really good?"
>Almost none of them.
"There are some that are...better than others."
>>27669643
>It's superbowl Sunday, and you sit dressed in the colors of Red and gold, like a loyal niners fan should.
>S-surely they'll do it this year! They may not have Jerry Rice anymore, but th-they can do it! They'll make a comeback like the cleveland cavs!
>With your bowl of popcorn you sit watching intently.
>It's the third quarter, and they're playing the Cowboys, and the score is an intense, close heated Niners with 32, and the Cowboys with 60,034.
>Th-they can catch up!
>At this point most of the team is laying in the fetal position on the field and some are looking at their cellphones.
>Most of the stadium is gone, but they're just wishy-washy bastards! Disloyal cunts.
"C'MON NINERS! WHOO! FIRST DOWN!"
>"Anon..."
>Moonie comes and joins you on the sofa, and takes your hand in hers.
"Moondancer! You're just in time! Watch as the Niners make a huge comeback!"
>"Anon sweetie...Please-"
>She blinks slowly at you with a sad smile.
>"It's time to let go."
"What are you talking about?"
>She squeezes your hand.
>"You have to stop Anon. They're done for. They're dead sweetie."
"SH-SHUT UP! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!"
>She takes your head in her bosom.
>"Shhhh..it's okay Anon. It's okay. Just let go.."
>You break down.
"Why?! Why can't they be good?! Why Moonie...?!"
>The tears fall freely now.
>"It'll be okay sweetheart....shhh...Also go Packers
>>27669730
>mfw they're putting Favre in the HOF
>mfw they keep passing over Roger Craig
Fuck the selection committee.
bump from 10
bump from 9
bump from 10
p.9 bump
bump general
>>27669452
Zenyatta is best robot. You can't prove me wrong. Try it.
>>27676786
I cannot. Because you are absolutely right
Zenyatta is best support
Roadhog best tank
Junkrat best defense
Never really play offense characters but Pharah is ok I guess
>>27677137
>"And to drink, madam?"
>'Hmmm, I'll have your vintage code red mountain dew, please.'
>"Excellent. Your tendies appetizer will be out soon."
>>27669720
>Moondancer seems to ponder for a moment.
>"Everyone in the library seems to fawn over the Lord of the Rings movies."
>Whew. She picked a good one.
>Fortunately you have that and so many more saved on one of your hard drives.
>You open one of your desk drawers and pull out a drive labeled as such.
"Can you help me out here?"
>"W-what do you need me to do?"
>You reach behind your monitor, unscrewing the cable.
"I-unf-need you to hook this into the TV. You can figure out where."
>She takes the cable from your hand, surveying the port.
"HDMI."
>"O-ok."
>You plug in the drive and turn back to watch Moonie.
>She's leaned in close behind the TV, offering you a rather revealing shot of her upper thighs.
>Thank god for her 'school uniform'.
>Thank god for her.
>You feel your heart start to beat out of your chest as you watch her bend over further, causing a small slip of her pant-
>"I-I think I have properly done it."
>She stands straight up again, cutting your view short.
>You almost feel like you're going to cry
>You switch the input on the TV.
>Success, your screen popped up.
"Alright, which version do you want to watch?"
>"Version? There are multiple?"
"Well there's the regular version and the directors cut edition. Difference being one will keep going till midnight and the other will keep going till three in the morning."
>>27677161
>Not Lucio
>Not Reinhardt
>Not Mei
>Not Genji
And to think I liked you
>>27677532
Not my fault Zenyatta has a better ult
bump from 9
>>27677958
And design.
I mean, come one, a I-can't-believe-it's-not-buddhism robot.
bump from 9
