611 - Flutter Brutter
Written by Dave Rapp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
Friends Forever #29 (Rarity and Maud) is due out this Wednesday (June 8th), and Friendship is Magic #43 is due the week after (June 15th)!
Cloudsdale is an interesting city - it's not easily approachable for over 2/3 of Equestrians (though visitation is still possible), doesn't have quite a set location owing to its important position as portable weather distribution central, and has to import a lot of supplies, including groundwater - clouds aren't the best gardens! Still, it's easy enough to make necessary runs, and the place is rather striking. And it's home to the Wonderbolts, too!
Were cities like it before they emigrated to Equestria, or was it a conscious design after being unable to move their home when they were forced to strike out by the windigos?
>>27575995
Previous thread.
>filly
>filly
>peeved
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
612 - Spice Up Your Life:Pinkie Pie and Rarity are called to Canterlot to solve a friendship problem. Once there, they discover a father and daughter whose relationship is strained as they struggle to keep their restaurant open. Pinkie Pie and Rarity both want to help, but have different ideas on what "help" means.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
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Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
Grumpy Mares.
I want to slap this pony's vulva very hard.
>centaur
>>27581087
I wish cct was as common as cbt.
>>27581113
Go away centaur, no rape for you.
>country filly
HOW ARE THEY ALLOWED TO BE SO LEWD
>>27581168
Nobby haven't you ever given your teammate a totally platonic massage before?
>>27581168
And right in front of Soarin' no less. Poor guy.
>>27581087
That sounds hot.
>>27581121
Me too, anon, me too.
>>27581168
Now draw them making out aggressively in front of Soarin and Dash
>>27581177
yeah, a cock massage
with his mouth
>>27581177
only leg and lower back, and I didn't hear a single 'no homo' in that scene
Would you play videogames with your colt?
>>27581123
Centaur is going to get raped of these days, Anon!
Mark her words!
>>27581087
I like how all the wonderbolts sleep together in cute little beds.
>>27581168
HEY NOBBY YOU SHOULD LIKE DRAWSpitfire being a mom and reading a story book to the other wonderbolts who are all hovering around and looking over her shoulderAnd they're all wearing cute pjs./spoiler]dooooooooooo iiiiiiiiitt
what a wonderful family other than zephyr
>>27581202
Maybe.
>>27581168
>>27581208
Hey look, those two even sleep right next to each other.I wonder if they push their beds together~
i like seeing flutterdash in cloudsdale
do you think rainbow dash was over at their house a lot as a filly?
>>27581208
oh hey, I wonder if those two ever push their be- >>27581224
FUCK YOU
>>27581168
She's too spitfire colored for her own good.
what does it feel like to sit on a cloud
>>27581234
She probably came over all the time. All spunk and attitude. She was that friend who your own parents adored and treated your house like a second home.And of course all of these visits Zephyr was exposed to her and became totally smitten. He tried to emulate her arrogant, boastful 'look at me' style thinking it'd impress her.
This is what happens when you boop too hard
>>27581241
>>27581224
>mooooom, Fleet and that one who looks like you are doing it again
>Goddamnit Soarin' I'm not your mom.
>>27581224
what would pushing their beds together do?
>>27581260
Oh man every single time he was interacting with her was the best. Her reactions to Zephyr were hilarious
>>27581267
Please don't overshit the thread up.
>>27581260
that
that explains a lot
sounds like you have some insight into this
>>27581304
I will destroy you Rainbow Dash
>>27581213
I want to sexually fuck fluttermother
"Remember when he thought square clouds were going to be the next big thing?"
>>27581304
If she hoof-wrestled Zephyr how hard would she have won?
I hate bird horses
>>27581325
i want to nonsexually fuck her
like just walk up to her and start thrusting my penis into her vagina from behind as she does the dishes and we chat about the events of the day, ignoring what's going on below
i casually tell her i'm about to cum and she says in her kind, warm voice that i can cum inside her, and i do, as we finish the dishes together
>>27581338
>>27581260
>>27581271
The best part was when Mrs. Shy assumed that Rainbow Dash was just a smitten with her son. You have to figure this wasn't the first time RD had to fend off Zephyr's advances, and Mrs. Shy probably assumed she was being all tsundere about it.
>>27581329
he would have let her win
just like all those times i wrestled hot girls and let them win
i mean, i totally could have won if i wanted to, but i didn't
>>27581283
but boop
>>27581347
>assumed she was being all tsundere
kinda like how we are about dash, ember, gilda, half the female characters?
>>27581347
>if my son can't make something of himself, maybe he can make someone inside a cute mare
>>27581347
That was so good.
I feel like if Fluttershy hadn't intervened Dash would have went off on Fluttershys parents so hard.
You could see the shock turn to anger in her face so fast.
do you think they're really boring and vanilla or secretly kinky
>>27581385
I can see them being into some really weird shit
>>27581418
>all these animal ornaments
I like the idea that fluttershy constantly sends this shit home.
>>27581419
d-do you think mr. shy has ever made love to his wife right in the living room when the kids weren't home?
how deviant
of course they put down towels first
>>27581385
Secretly kinky. In ways that would shock and horrify even the most jaded of ponies.
>>27581431
i think her mom collects them
it's a typical american suburban housewife of a certain age thing to do
like make jello molds
it's... interesting
that jello exists in the mlp universe
considering what it's made out of
Filly wet the bed.
>>27581437
Weirder than that.
Look at her dad's mustache. You can't have a mustache that gay and a wife that hot without being into some crazy stuff.
>you will never have parents as peaceful or supportive as Fluttershy's
>>27581492
i wish my mom was that chill
>>27581492
>you will never have parents as stupid as Fluttershy's
Oppai anthro filly?
Adopt y/n.
>>27581515
>>27581478
pony science is beyond us
>>27581520
Can't I just fuck it?
>>27581520
>anthro
dashie's reactions were adorable
>>27581220
>ice cream truck
They are playing twisted metal?
>>27581580
they really were
>>27581304
I'm gonna' wrap my asshole around that hoof.
>>27581580
Fluttershy's faces were pretty good too
Poor little colt, he only want cuddles
https://derpicdn.net/img/2016/6/6/1171850/large.jpeg
>>27581601
This guy's artstyle feels weird for some reason.
i really want to have calm relaxing sex with fluttermom
and she'd cook me a big meal afterwards
Porn is here. This fandom is still alive and well.
>>27581641
THAT'S A DICK
>>27581641
IS THAT A PENIS
>>27581599
Masking his crippling insecurity and self-loathing, perhaps.
>>27581568
Anthro is sexy.
Zephyr Breeze is literally the worst pony.
>>27581649
>>27581657
Ok, I'm drunk and my censorship skills are fairly impeded. Mods, shoot me, I'm giving up.
>>27581580
They were like the one good part of the episode
I didn't realize that Zephyr had a manbun until like halfway through the episode.
Should I be ashamed?
>>27581346
I hate them the most
The mentally retarded sanic-tier fast horse who always puts herself first and everything else later but never gets any shit for it
And the boring as fuck doormat who has to learn to not be shy in every fucking episode she's in because the writers can't do anything with someone like her who has 0 personality
What would you want out of a GoH cartoon?
>>27581704
Actually Fluttershy was being pretty assertive here.
I was proud to see her doing something besides manning up again.
>>27581213
I still have no idea what the fuck is going on with flutterdads hair. It looks like fucking soft serve ice cream.
>>27581641
>buck
i hope we see al pone again
>>27581717
WHOA CHECK OUT THAT STALLION'S BUTT
>>27581715
Cute ponies doing cute things.
>>27581725
I thought so too - he reminded me of Mr. Swirley from Doug.
I predict the movie won't do as well as Zootopia.
>>27581730
So he can cheese Ponko's sandwich?
>>27581717
Wait. Applejack was in this episode?
I didn't notice.
always talking super loud in public
imposing their will on everypony
who cares if they've saved the world a few timesthe mane six are the americans of equestria
>>27581752
Yeah
And Spike was in Canterlot Boutique
>>27581751
it would be great if he had a cameo in the movie
>>27581730
>Ponk has photos of random colts in her wallet
>>27581754
Why everyone touch dinky butt?
>>27581567
>>27581580
What if sheblushed every time
Remember, touching fillies is illegal in most states.
>>27581819
I bet she secretly wants him to rut her harder than she can even imagine but is playing hard to get.
>>27581819
Someone need to make those edits.The fandom would love it and hate it
>>27581819
edit in some blushes
>>27581580
>>27581594
Yeah they were both pretty great.
>>27581829
that why everyone rape colts
>>27581856
Nice English, FAG.
>>27581891
The foal free press is doing pretty well for itself as a kindergarten run paper
which of the mane six would you most like to work for?
>>27581920
AJ because working on a farm owned by ponies would be pretty sweet
>>27581920
Rarity in a heartbeat.
I'd bring my own chain and manacles and everything.
>>27581754
>who cares if they've saved the world a few times
>the mane six are the Americans of equestria
Saving the world and still having to put up with haters....yeah that sounds bout right.
>>27581969
>>27581938
desu I wouldn't even know how to do that job. So you dip it and it's sodding wet and you keep going through the whole roll, but how do you hang it? Do you just start rolling it around that wood post thing?I bet it's going to drip a ton and the paper covering the floor wouldn't be enough to stop it all.
>>27581994
>>27582006
Don't give me that look rarity you thrust a job on some NEET and don't even give him instructions on what to do and you're surprise it's a mess geez you're such a jerk setting someone up like that so you can get mad at them. What a drama queen.
>>27581920
>>27581933
If we're talking Zephyr-tier job, then for AJ or Flutters you would be guaranteed to be cleaning out the shit from animal stalls.
Neither Rarity's or Twilight's jobs looked particularly interesting. Either a factory line worker or a window washer. Dash's was probably something janitorial related too.
Working for Pinkie would be best. Sugarcube Corner isn't a restaurant as far as I know, so I doubt the job would be entirely about cleaning. Plus it would smell great all day.
>>27582032
What if Fluttershy's brother was abusive? That would be great.
Would this ship be the next/new flashlight?
https://derpiboo.ru/1170496
>>27582045
You'd most likely be a cashier/dishwasher working for pinkie. I don't they'd let you do any baking yourself if we're really talking zephyr-tier. There's a lot to be cleaning in a bakery.
>>27582062
I don't think so.
Not enough people/artist trying to force it.
>>27582062
wew
https://derpiboo.ru/1171851
>>27582062
I think it's pretty dumb, but then again it's shipping so it's going to be dumb anyways.
>>27581730
me too
cheese was an alright pone
would not mind seeing again
>>27582082
with some single edits like this anon say >>27581819 >>27581842 of some screencap in derpibooru and other sites would generate enough ship fuel to make that happen.
After all a single artist change the opinion of the 60% to 80% of the whole fandom
>>27582062
No because Dash hates him while Twilight was drooling all over the place for Flash
the answer is four
four times
>>27582145
Twilight has a brother complex.
>>27582115
hello spanish filly
can i offer you a taquito
>>27582162
Well I guess Zephyr and Rainbow Dash have at least one thing in common.
>>27582167
what if twilight had a brotha complex
>>27582208
Woah
H-he big
>>27582208
>bugchaser Twilight
That seems like too stupid of a fetish for her.
>>27582222
>shrooms
DUDE
>>27582222
I want to go camping with a pone
Not that one probably, maybe Fluttershy though.
It would be really comfy
>>27582145
That faggot still exist?
>>27582222
I never noticed the drawings, but I think it's the first time he's made pictures of them without imposing himself into them. Kinda shows that he does love his family, even if he's a major douche about it.
>>27582271
People stop giving a fuck about him.
>>27582217
Awww, c'mon anon. I bet being filled with Zebra cock feels grrrrrrreat.
>>27582280
she was pining for the fjords
>>27582289
how is it possible to do this for so long and never make a face that looks... correct? They always look uncanny and weird
>>27582249
would you watch anime with her under her bed and eat japanese snacks?
>>27582222
>that cave
Just think. He almost coulda stumbled upon the mirror pool cave.
Imagine...
>>27582310
how weaboo is she
can she make me sushi
>>27582286
Zebras have thinner penises than regular horses on average, and the STDs aren't worth it when she can get better from a royal guard or something.
moral of the story: if you live with your parents, you're a loser
MLP gets a TV-MA rating.
What changes?
>>27582387
more like: if you live with your parents and act like a selfish cunt all the time without contributing anything, you're a loser
>>27582401
everything is the same but they have detailed genitals
>>27582387
more like: if you're male then you're a loser
>>27582387
What if they live with me in the house I own?My mother is disabled.
>>27582401
I stop watching, and in my absence, show discussion becomes significantly more stupid and meaningless.
What kind of talent is a hedgehog, anyway?
>>27582401
Nothing
Except one time where Sunburst ruts Starlight Glimmer for an entire episode
Like nothing happens except that
>>27582401
the rating
>>27582423
But that happens even if you're here, anon-kun
>>27582433
Her power is balled up inside her? Dunno
>>27582401
The rape horse from berserk becomes a mane character.
>>27582401
>>27582401
They have an episode about date rape or murder mystery
>>27582401Celestia dies.
>>27582401
"Hey guys remember when Applejack's parents DIED?"
is next ep a raripie ep?
oh shit this is gonna be good
>>27582499
aw ye
the last one was the best episode of the seasonand one of the extremely few enjoyable ones
>>27582499
If there's no twist with a villain or something that justifies the mid-season hiatus, I'm gonna be pissed. A standard "pinkie and rarity get butt-called to canterlot to fix generic problem #15" would be a boring as fuck thing to let off on.
>>27582401
>S7 EP 5: "The White Horse" After Pinkie and Rainbow get high on their own supply and can't make their payment they learn a terrifying friendship lesson about what happens when you cross Rarity.
>>27582401
god, imagine if they had gratuitous sex and violence
it would be fucking lame
can't we have one show that doesn't rely on that
>>27582531
>booty called
>>27582531
Didn't they ditch the booty calls, though
>>27582516
I enjoyed Rarity's shenanigans with Dash more but she complimented Ponka well in the MÃ¥d episode
>>27582555
congratuponylations, fillies!
Foreground ponies episode when?
>>27582531
You really want a cliffhanger ending? So long as I get a good episode I'll be happy.
>>27582580
They haven't used it in a while; but its a convenient plot device, so you never know.
>>27582583
>congratuponylations
I still can't believe they actually did that
I completely lost my shit
>>27582531
>>27582580
>>27582595
>Rarity your butt is shaking, does that mean we have some place to go?
>Oh no that's just Anon motorboating me from behind dear
>PPPPFFFFFFFBBBBBBTTTTTLLLLLLTTTHHH
>>27582531
are you SERIOUSLY expecting a cliff hanger?
This season has no meta-plot and its basically just about Starlight being redeemed as its ongoing plot. MLP has never done a mid-season cliff hanger before, and I doubt they're going to start now, especially as phoned in as this season seems.
I wouldn't expect anything.
Filly, Turbo Filly, Hyper Filly, orMaximum Overfilly?
>>27582531
Stop being such a brony and enjoy SoL episodes, faggot
>>27582595
>a convenient plot device
huehuehue
>>27582610
Yeah, the whole rant was perfect, namedropping the show and this
Even better than Fluttershy not giving a flying feather, honestly
Fillies are
>>27582635
not colts
>>27582627
I just want a normal filly. I don't ask for much. I need a filly.
>>27582643
what if it's like a really cute filly
>>27582643
What about this filly?
>>27582595
Hopefully they make the make actually have a PURPOSE. Its been basically utterly meaningless except for calling them to do a couple WOW daily quests that seemed to be absurdly pointless in the big scheme of things.
I figured the map would only be calling them for shit like when something like Tirek goes down, or Luna's Tantabus problem.
not some idiot rednecks throwing pumpkins at each other.
>>27582667
Anon that's no normal filly, that'sN O I
"IT'S ME!""SHITHORSE!"
>>27582628
Hey, they're making GOH toys because fans want more fighting and action, who's to say the target audience isn't wanting a cliffhanger just as much as us?
>>27582628
slice of life is fine, but last season they did that crazy luna dream episode before the hiatus. That was satisfying. If they end it on a good episode, I'll be alright, but if it's only generic and bland ala "AJ's boring spa journey", I won't be happy.
>>27582595
>>27582671
Yeah, I don't like the map myself simply because it is too convenient for the writers.
It not hard to come up with a pretext to send the ponies here or there and have them stumble into an adventure ("I got a letter from blank", "I need to go to blank to get blank").
That damned castle was mandated by Hasbro and I think the writers just figured, 'well we've got to write this thing into the show, so what reason can we give for it to exist?' and "magic map" is what they came up with.
>>27582723
Eh?
You're not Fluttershy.
Man, fuck fillies
Filly wants to take over the government someday.
If I were a rich mare
>>27582747
there are situations where it makes sense; Like starlights cult for example. If celestia or luna sent Twilight there, then pretty much all suspense would go out the window:
Starlight, at least as presented in the premier before deciding "SHE'S SUPER GOD MODE POWERFUL, REALLY!" was small shit, and if Twilight was locked up in a closet for a week, no problem: celestia or luna comes by and fucks her shit up due to twilight being missing.
The map is a good way to send the mane six into adventures without Celestia or luna knowing anything about it, which helps to avoid plot hole problems of making those 2 indesposed
holy shit Pinkie
she succ'd the soul out of him
>>27582847
but think of all the bits he made
>>27582847
Are you still fucking watching that episode?
>>27582862
I stopped for a drink break
I stopped for a few drink breaks
>>27582862
He clearly had to fap for an hour to the massage and subsequent dash flirting with soarin'.
YOU CAN'T FIGHT NATURE, TWILIGHT
>"That crash was epic!"
>"Soooo epic!"
>>27582903
cmon pony bro /)
>>27582842
Yeah, I'll grant you its harder to write a reason for all 6 of them to go somewhere then for just one or two.
>>27582898
Your parties
END HERE
>>27582249
You can go camping with Fluttershy, but her brother has to come too.
>>27583008
And your panties END HERE
>>27582903
>Dash has spent her whole life idolizing these dumpasses
>>27583038
I really kind of wish she'd decide "Fuck the wonderbolts" and decide to reprioritize her dreams.
Like, make her own flight team or try and become an adventurer like Daring do, yeah?
>>27583030
Anon, ponies don't wear panties
Stop being stupid
Mares loving mares. Y/N
>>27583056
>fuck the wonderbolts
UNF
>>27583057
nuh uh! I saw Moondancer wearing some big, pillowy white panties a few days ago.
>>27583065
I like that mare's collar
>>27583079
Well Moondancer isn't like other ponies
I heard she's one of those human-likers
Sicko
>after 2 hours nobby is still watching wonderbolts academy
>>27583110
they have a lot to teach him
>>27583110
>Wonderbolts Academy
Anon, wrong episode
>>27583132
I hope Starlight sings more
>christmas episode in may
>musical opening
>Rarity is shown
could this be any worse?
can I just skip this one?
>>27583110
wasn't that like a s4 episode or something
it's too hot outside
>>27583158
YOU ARE GOING TO SIT THERE AND LISTEN TO PINKIE SING AND YOU ARE GOING TO DAMN WELL LIKE IT
>>27583158
>he doesn't like Rarity
I thought you were my nigga nobby
But I guess I was wrong...
>>27583158
Nobby why?
I loved you.
>>27583178
Rarity smells like too many scented candles and never gives me back change when we go get food
>>27583189
one time we found a wallet on the ground and before I could turn it in or try and find the owner, Rarity took the credit card out and used it to go to the mall
