>Be Anon
>Get invited over to Twilight's castle for a good time.
>She thinks a good time is reading books in your pajamas.
>I made sure to put the books I was reading in different spots before I left.
>I also scribbled in a few of them out of boredom then signed them as spike.
dumb frogposter
Applejack offered me some apple pie
I took a bite spit it out and told her it was the worst pie I ever hadI lied, it was very delicious
>>27568006
>he says while posting on /mlp/
>>27568053
You monster
>Go to Sugarcube Corner
>Pinkie comes over with cheese grater.
>"Just tell me when to stop."
>Don't say anything
>>27567981
>Work for Cadance who request the strangest(Sometimes sexual) things of me
>Be very reluctant to do them but comply anyway, she is the princess, after all.
>S2 ending happens
>Get told the Princess I've been working for this whole time was really the queen of the changelings.
>Act shocked
I knew the entire time.
>>27567981
Your tendies and pissjug containment is a few boards over, faggot.
>>27568119
>defending r9k
>be anon
>crash at flutterbutter's house
>don't get a job and scare the animals
>>27568443
It's summer, dude.
They spend the school year complaining on the elliot board and once vacation hits, ta-da.
>>27567981
>>27567981
Fuck off back to /r9k/, cancer.
