How would you convince Trixie to go on a date with you?
>>27565942
Tell her I know about her futa. And that she's a common cock vorer.
If I fail I become one with her cum.
Win win for me.
>>27565942
Bribe her with crackers ofc.
>>27565942
Pull a coin out from behind her ear.
>>27566007
Settle down anon, we don't wanna make her cum just yet
>>27565942
ai bicth lez fug
>>27565942
Tell my waifu how absolutely amazing and beautiful she is
>>27566007
Jesus christ dude this is a christian image board take your smut elsewhere
>>27565942
>>27565942
Try to make her talk about Twilight in a subtle way, so she thinks she's coming up with it by herself.
After she manifested her frustrations, tell her that Twilight is nothing compared to her.
Result: you've won a precious ally my friend
Bonus points if you like the company of her best friend Starlight.
>>27565942
Dont think my sanity could handle trying to date her but trixie would probably be a fun friend to have
>no """"hooves""""
>>27566114
>friendzoning Trixie
I bet you can't date me
>"Oh yeah, I can. The great and powerful blah blah blah..."
Done. It wasn't that hard
>>27565947
this desu
>>27565942
If I couldn't convince girls to go out with me in high school, what makes you think I can do it at 31.
>>27567699
Because Trixie is easy
>>27565942
>rape
>>27567699
>Implying high school girls aren't into older men
Work out like a madman, clean yourself up, and you'll start seeing a difference
>>27567699
>31
>no gf or wife
You fail as an adult
>>27568689
>He thinks he'll make it
>>27567699
>31
>still no gf/wife and on /mlp/
W-we aren't all doomed to this future are we?
"Ok, Trapsie, let's make it simple and clear: I have to get a date from you for a bet, so you have to say yes, or I'l spread the rumor that you stuff your shirt and bra with peanut butter crackers. Again."
>>27568689
>31
>No Waifu
Fixed that for you
>>27568689
>you have not conformed to the standards society says you have to
>he says while on 4chan
Heh, ok.
>>27568713
>frogposting
You're on your way, champ.
>>27565942
by crying
>>27568713
The sooner you accept your fate, the sooner you can free yourself from earthly desires. And transcend from what it means to be human.
>>27568740
>all this projecting and obvious insecurity
Struck a nerve huh? Perhaps if you didn't have such a shitty attitude you would have been laid by this point.
>>27568774
I love when you motivational speakers show up on this board.
>>27568760
im still 18 so i can save still save my soul faggot
>>27569120
leaving 4chan would be a good first step.
>>27568740
>"you have not conformed to the standards society says you have to
>he says while on 4chan"
>implying wasting a few minutes here and there on this shitty website to be somewhat equal or worse that being lonely and over 30
Heh, ok yourself.
>>27568713
>31
my father was older when I was born
>>27565942
Dating?
I've already married her
>>27566090
>black detected
>>27566095
that wouldn't work in a thousand years white knecht
>>27566100
>dem thighs
>>27566423
0/10
>>27567699
are you a wizard yet?
>>27570737
NIGGER FACEBOOK-TIER MEME
>>27566007
THIS IS A SAFE FOR WORK BOARD
>>27567715
Hit her with a here then there card routine
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