>all those OH DON'T WORRY ANON YOU CAN STAY IN MY HOME FOR AS LONG AS YOU LIKE greentexts finally BTFO
Fuck. Yes.
>>27558189
I'm already broken enough, why must you kick a man when he's down?
>>27558223
Because you need to stop being a pussy and get the fuck up and do something useful with your life.
>>27558239
shit bait
hopefully every job will be replaced by robots in 50 years
>>27558259
But what if the robots decide to become NEETs too?
>>27558223
Because unlike alpha people when you fall even once you don't get back up.
Real people pull themselves up every time they fall. And believe me people fall a lot.
>>27558275
>I have 80 IQ and can't even comprehend basics of programming
>>27558189
An alien stranger who has no home or anything at all is a whole lot different from a sibling who has a future if he'd just get off his ass for a minute.
>>27558189
>Not wanting to be a baby pony and get adopted
>>27558291
Pony? That shits fine. A weird hairless ape with severe social problems? Nah.Honestly I'm just a little salty that "Anon finds and fucks his waifu lol" greentexts outweigh pure pony ones.
>>27558189
>Implying Anon isn't confirmed for Friendship Castle
>there are people who let what happens in the show affect their waifu fantasies and imagination
>>27558289
This.
I would be using all my time to find my new place in a stranger world.
>>27558239
Yet, here you are...
>>27558285
>people fall a lot
More like, what to some people is falling, to some others it is just like a light, one-second-long feeling of disorientation.
Anon is a cool and sexy guy in those stories though. He does useful things, typically with his penis.
>>27558189
Not really. You can stay with her as long as you get a job.
>>27558308
If I arrived in Equestria, I'd find someone important enough that could help me and inform them that I'm not from Equestria, if need be, exaggerate it a bit. See if there's some kind of magic they can perform to know I'm not from here.
Heck, if I'm a pony I could use the same tactic, say I have amnesia or something.
>>27558312
This entire board needs to be forced to recite this post every time they hit the reply button until it's second nature to understand the unparalleled stupidity of doing this shit.
There will never be a more relevant post on this board. So, here: From the producers of "/thread", I present to you:
/board
>>27558312
this
Is the next episode another bullshit like 3 last ones?
>>27558382
>next episode
>he doesn't know
Guess what rhymes with "I hate us"
>>27558327
>what is free time?
I'm on britbong hours.
>>27558312
This anon right here understands it. Fuck, I think it even needs to be capped for posterity.
>>27558189
"Fluttershy PLEASE! You can't throw me out like this!"
>"I told you Anon, you have to get a job and you can't even do that for me!"
"I'm trying! It's just that no one will hire me...the ponies here just hate me for some reason."
>"That's no excuse! My friends tried to help you but you even failed doing the most simple tasks!"
"W-What?! They're lying! I tried to help Rarity but she wouldn't let me touch the fabric. She said my filthy fingers would stain them."
>"What about Twilight asking you to clean her windows?"
"I cleaned them but then Spike took the credit. I think he also hates me."
>"Anon...I've been very patient with you. It's just not working out."
"Fluttershy you're the only pony left who can help me. Celestia said that if I get kicked out of one more home, she'll banish me from Equestria."
>"I'm...sorry Anon, It's time for you to go. Don't make me get the bear again."
"H-How about I work for you? I'll do anything!"
>"I have the animals to help me Anon, you know that."
"W-Well this may be the last time you see me. Celestia is standing right outside your window."
>"I know, I asked Twilight if she can ask her to come over. Didn't know she would get here that fast..."
"Oh...I guess this is it then."
>"Take care Anon, I'm sure you'll do great out there!"
"Th-thanks."
>>27558533
>>27558569
>Anon leaves ponyville because Ponies are cunts, despite his efforts
>Travels across the lands to the Griffons, the Yaks, the Saddle Arabians, the Badlands, and beyond, learning the lay of the land, different skills out of necessity to survive, and making allies and enemies alike as he goes
>Eventually establishes a team out of rejects and "undesireables" carving out their own place in the world
>They outsource services and handle tasks that other foreign countries and organizations don't want to sully themselves with for money and resources
>Anon and his group creates Outer Heaven, becoming a true military superpower among the nations
>>27558189
>tfw you won't have to live at butterstutter's and smell like old bear
Fucking. Yes.
>>27558189
>Every shitty HiE fanfic just got fucking crushed
>>27558189
You really think fluttershy would ever enable you. FFS she was the one who said dash has to be petless. She knew that her friend needed the cold hard truth.
Any retard thinking that the pony of their choice would just becomes some stupid trophy horse wife with a hot cunt ready and willing to be your cock pocket... well. you're in for disappointment.
>>27558189
>implying my very valid excuse of being the only one of my kind and discriminated against won't leave her to fawn over me like an exotic animal
You believe what you want. I'm not against bloodying my own nose to garner sympathy and take advantage of her kindness.
You may call me a dick, a Jew even, but in the end I'm harvesting a dumb creature for resources. When that dries up, I'll just find the next source of pity. Living off the land, indeed.
>>27558259
>shit bait
No its called fucking reality. You sound like an entitled child. DURR ROBOTS R GUNNA REPLACE ANYTHING. MY PARENTS ARE GONNA BE ALIVE 4EVER. I DONT NEED TO WEERk. WERK IS FOR FAGS.
Literally go get a fucking job you lifeless shit.
>>27558811
When the emperor's blessing is just right.
>>27558811
one million weeks in MS paint
>>27558844
>this will never happen because I don't want it to happen
yes, that's why humanity will fail
>>27558189
Equestria as a society seems to be only recently entering something resembling an industrial era. I'm sure I could land a job as a dull, unthinking drone in an assembly line.
I certainly wish it was like that in our world still.
>>27558843
I know! I'm gonna find someone who enables all my passive aggressive bullshit that I picked up from trying to survive my dysfunctional and traumatizing upbringing! Then I can pretend that I am helpless and need a savior like cute little fluttershy. Fluttershy will be there for me! Then I can use my awful manipulative tactics to make sure that she STAYS with me. But don't worry! I planned it all along! In reality I am ill equipped to deal with any real emotional connection besides extortion and pity. Finding someone to enable me to live this way will be a dream!
Time to post on my favorite website!
>>27558900
>this will happen because of reasons
like anon said, shit bait
>>27558900
Careful guys. We have a real humanist here. God forbid he worked a day in his life. Somehow the argument devolved into me not wanting robots to replace human workers, not about him being a no life loser with no job.
Don't worry. Deflection only makes you look dumber.
>>27558189
>ponies treat a random awkward NEET with considerably more open derision and antagonism than they did with a villainous communist horse who attempted to erase the multiverse or an evil chaos god
AiE BTFO in general.
>>27558999
>le you have to work meme
I thought the point of life is to enjoy life
>>27558976
Of course it won't happen. Who wants to reach the point when anything is possible because workforce is basically free.
>>27559048
>>27558503
>What is excuses
You are on damage control mode
>>27558958
Goodness you read a lot into other people. Is there a problem you're not sharing with us, anon? Is it that in truth you are exactly the type of worthless beta faggot who will let someone walk all over you and never put your foot down to stop it?
Oh, I get it. You experienced this exact problem with a girl. Her vagina compelled you to make excuses for her. You poor, poor soul.
>>27559122
No I can just read little memesters like you like an open book. Its not hard to see how many hambeast retards flutterfags seem to attract. Its always the same type with dashfags as well. They have this idea of a stupid pony waifu where everything is sunshine and magic when real life is nothing like that.
ITS A FANTASY. YOU'RE ALL DELUSIONAL if you think fluttershy or rainbow dash would put up your neet computer autism bullshit you've got another thing coming!
You are the poor soul. I've never been cucked that hard by a female. Too bad I'm great with women and you guys are faggots who write eachother erotic fanfiction and jerk eachother off all the time.
LATER LOSEEERSS!
>>27559155
Wait, are you ironically being as transparent as you accuse others of or are you literally 12?
>>27559196
probably both
>>27559196
I assure you I am ABOVE the age required for this website. In fact. I shouldn't even be here at all. I'm old. Older than you, you little faggot. Don't ever call me 12 again. Is this another one of your delusional fantasy world fanfics again?
No. Its real life. Real life is knocking. You have to put effort into being good at talking to women. I'm great because I practiced it for years. What have you shitheads done besides get rejected a few times and then complain about how "all women this, all women that"
Most women are cunts, don't get me wrong. In fact. Chances are, most women are going to act like dash did to zephyr, to YOU. But you have to get your little penis untied from the knot its in and get moseying to the dance floor.
Now you children play nice, i'm going to go fuck my wife.
>>27558958
Wow anon.... This shit is a little too real... Get the fuck out. I'm uncomfortable now.
I DONT EVEN KNOW IF MY WAIFU WOULD LOVE ME ANYMORE!
>>27559259
I got it!
Nice one, anon.
>>27559066
>basically free
What is?
>manufacturing
>maintenance
>programming
http://www.businessinsider.com/experts-predict-that-one-third-of-jobs-will-be-replaced-by-robots-2015-5
It's speculative. My job will probably be replaced within about 30 years. But that's ok because I'll be retired by then.
https://www.quora.com/Will-robots-and-automation-replace-every-blue-collar-job-in-existence-as-well-as-teaching-management-sales-engineering-and-all-other-jobs-so-that-nobody-will-be-able-to-find-work?_escaped_fragment_=n%3D12#!n=12
To be honest, the job pool will decrease, robots will do most of the traditional jobs and pollution and wage inequality will go up while global warming and increased demand from developing countries will cause resources to go down. If the world doesn't bubble up to a boiling point, NEET anon might be ahead of us. We'll do more with less and everyone will be on a basic stipend and free to do whatever the fuck they want, or they can try to do art/science contract work. If the world does go into chaos and goes full Mad Max, then NEET anon will be among the first to be killed in the no world order.
>>27559259
nice, lol
>>27559326
It's possible but too long to write.
Most (practically all) of the robot production/maintenance, energy production, getting raw materials can be done by robots.
Literally it is happening currently but not connected in one process and not without supervising.
>manufacturing
you really wanted to write 3 arguments
>>27558189
>finally
I thought they were BTFO as far back as Breezies.
In fact, this episode was like a better done version of the Breezie episode.
>Zephyr BREEZE
Huh, now that's got me pondering.
>>27558312
those words on the bottom right
>>27560050
Yup. Though you could say it's a better version due to her actually learning something from the past for once.
>>27560171
I agree. She kind of needed the Breezie episode as a spring board to prepare her for her confrontation with her brother. Without it the context of the Breezie episode, this level of assertiveness would seem kind of extreme for Fluttershy.
>>27558285
thanks alfred
>>27558189
Her brother was a deadbeat who couldn't help but reorganize her things and redecorate, basically being completely selfish with the generosity of others. She'd probably be much more accommodating to someone who respected her. Plus, she was willing to let her brother live with her if all he did was dye fabrics for Rarity or clean Twilight's windows. Pretty lax requirements.
>>27560308
This.
I'd clean as many windows as Twilight wanted me to if it means I can crash at Flutter butter's. I would be more considerate and help Flutters in the household too, naturally.
And so would you, anon, don't forget that your qt yellow horsewaifu still loves you!
>>27560380
>your qt yellow horsewaifu
she's not yellow tbqh
>>27558492
There's a Rarity and Pinkie episode next week. Then the hiatus.
>>27558698
Not necessarily the MGS part but I'd read a green of anon just adventuring and travelling all the different lands.
We got something like that?
>>27558958
>>27559259
is this a pasta? It should be a pasta
![mlfw1148_1321375052682508[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/y5CI6Lf.jpg "mlfw1148_1321375052682508[1].jpg")
>>27558189
This episode is gonna leave a mark on this board.
>>27558189
The only reason they kicked him out is the fact he couldn't do the most easy of tasks, I don't know about you guys, but I could do all the shit he tried to do.
>>27559155
honestly this isn't any different for any fucking waifu. its all trash, and you're all pathetic
>>27558285
Real people don't dictate what a real person is.
>you begin to collect your stuff, just few clothes a few tools and your 10 inches knife
"You know what Fluttershy, I will, but, believe me when I say that you gonna regret this decision"
>she raises an eyebrow
>"E-excuse-me"
"You see I was 'living' here, and I could try to be nice guy."
>you zip your bag and hang it on your shoulder and plug the knife on its case on your back
"Now I'll have to 'survive', and I wish you knew what we do when we want to survive."
>she looks at you with a ISHYGDDT face in a sarcastic and unimpressed way as you check if you're not forgetting anything
>"and that would be..."
>you stat making your way to the door
"I feel like the word...'anything'...can't really express the idea so..."
>you're at the door and before closing it you close your speech:
"Start reading the news Fluttershy, because this may even be the last time i'll see your face,"
>"oh c-mo..."
"but I guarantee it's not the last time you'll see mine. Stay safe sweetheart"
>her smile fades and worry fills her face but you're not done yet
"Heey, don't worry about the last time thing"
>she raise an eyebrow
"I bet Celestia herself will punish you and send your friends to kill me for what I'm about to do"
>you shut the door as you look at her with pure edgeness in your eyes
>>27562515
Innawoods Anon when?
>>27560668
fuck you fuck you FUCK YOU FUUUUUUUUUUCK GODDAMN IT KONAMI
>>27558829
>Not living in the fantasy world.
>>27562515
And here I thought Anon was just going to kill animals for food...
OH SHIT, HE'S ASIAN ISN'T HE?!
>>27558286
>I took an online class in ruby on rails and now I can predict the future of everything
>>27560380
T-thanks for the remineder, anon!
Let's all enjoy our pathetic lives, together!
>>27562559
>>27558189
I think she objects to it less when you're trying to get a job and not fucking with her furniture.
Also, getting a job in Equestria is apparently the easiest thing in the world.
Not really.
She'd let her brother stay as long as he got a job, she may be do the same for Anon. That wouldn't be difficult, just help Applejack on the farm or something.
Or hell, go work at that massage parlor, I bet they could use someone with fingers.
>>27564143
>That wouldn't be difficult, just help Applejack on the farm
>>27558330
>More like, what to some people is falling, to some others it is just like a light, one-second-long feeling of disorientation.
And to others, it's a long, seemingly endless fall until the sudden and painful stop at the end, from which there is absolutely no hope of recovery.
>>27558285
>>27558330
In a way, this reminds me of an old children’s tale from my homeland called The Littlest Scrib.
>>27558312
>There are people who waifu ooc
What's even the point? At that point it might aswell be "waifu bot 23335"
>>27560668
I hope this is a joke.. right? Come on guys, its funny but you dont have to do this. Guys? GUYS?! GUAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27560668
>>27562717
>>27564291
I'm lost.
>>27559155
>>27559259
Roleplaying is against the rules, you fat, emotional, kissless nerd in high school.
>>27558189
Explain
>>27564312
BTFO
>>27564303
>lost
They are REMASTERING a MGS3 for a pachinko machine.
>A PACHINKO MACHINE.
You know those things at arcades?
>>27558189
anon forever btfo
>>27565690
Will anon ever recover?
>>27558189
Here's the thing.I'm still going to write them and you can't stop me.
>>27565743
>>27560380
>>27558189
Anon being a NEET is completely different from Zephyr, because Zephyr is a pony who has lived in Equestrian society his entire life and knows the ins and outs and can easily find a place, because he is a pony.
Anon is a big scary monkey man from another planet/dimension and has no idea how the fuck things work. Anon would probably get by with being a NEET for about 2 or so years, 3 tops, before it got old.
>>27558189
Can't remember last time i read any fanfiction where (human protagonist) crashed into somepony's house without working where he wasn't:
>An alien that can't surmount the language barrier
>A prisoner
>Considered an exotic species
>Badly hurt
>Done for comedy
>Done for drama
They are pretty quick to go for the "I have hands/ideas", for better or worse.
No, scratch that, i do rememeber one but it was pure cringe Mary Sue bullshit.
Were those really that common?
>>27560276
They sound like they're reading off of a terribly-written script but... the stilted dialogue, the lack of eye contact... yeah, that's some of the symptoms of autism.
I sort of see how people see me, now: stilted, awkward, unnatural.
Bet hey, he's gonna be the man that gets laid, not I.
>>27560636
I'm writing a similar green about BigBoss Anon doing something similar but with mostly ponies out in the desert. The Technology Isn't Magic general is similarly filled with similar stories.
>>27564265
You like to think of it as having a pretend relationship with or worshiping an objective thing that thousands of other people also do the same thing with? An objective thing that none of you will ever meet? You might as well say your favorite celebrity is your waifu, at that point.
It sounds less appealing to me than forming something a little 'more' with your love, heavily based on the character who captured your heart. The same character with the same personality, name and appearance, while being more than just a cartoon who will be manipulated by writers who don't care about her or see her the same way you do.
When your love is compromised by their story-telling and exists only at the mercy of these writers, you should know something has to change. I believe a waifu should be something more personal, romantic, and spiritual, that exists just for you, inside you.
Or, alternatively, you could just have fun with it and not think too hard about it because none of this really matters.
