>Asleep on couch
>Hear door slam
>Roommate walks into living room where I was sleeping
>Try to go back to sleep
>Suddenly hit with something
>and another
>and another
>Open eyes
>Look at blanket
>Get hit in head again
>Notice what i'm being hit with
>Pony plushies
>Like, 5 of them
>Rommmate looks at me
>"Hope you enjoy them, I found them at a yard sale"
>"Trash"
>He walks out of the room and slams his door
So /mlp/, what should I do with the plushies?
>>27557886
fuck them, then buy your roommate a pizza for being a bro.
>>27557886
Fuck them
>>27557903
>>27557899
But I don't want them to be ruined.
>>27557886
Hug them
>>27557956
Way ahead of you, my good Senpai.
>>27557931
see if there's one with a hole, or sew your own hole big enough to contain a fleshlight.
Post a picture of them, fag.
>>27557886
I don't understand the part about Trash
>>27557886
Post pics or it didn't happen faggot
>>27557886
POST PIC
>>27558055
>>27558072
>>27558010
gotta get muh phone, be right back
>>27558304
Delivery
>>27558391
I took this picture on a couch in my back room, so excuse the shitty lighting
>>27558391
>Hasbro plushies
just burn them
>>27558011
He obviously felt the plushies were of low quality.
>>27558391
Give me Ponk. That poof a cute.
>>27558514
If it's any consolation, I have a Trixie Plushie from 4D coming in the mail.
>>27558391
Clean up that disgusting couch. Or better yet, just burn it. Ugh.
>>27558605
As I said, It's in my back room, i'm trying to get it clean so I can use it, I couldn't use my main couch because now my roommate is watching TV
>>27558586
4DE plushies are the shit! They cost 350% of their total price for me to ship them here, still worth every penny tho
How did he know your power level?
What is his stance on pone?
Is he aware of oceans of pony autism online? (clop etc)
>>27558700
He know's I like pone, and he knows pone exists, he doesn't know about horsefuckers, he just thinks i'm a fucking weirdo
>>27558696
They are very well made indeed!
I also like the little Rainbow Dash from PMS (I know... It's the company's real name)
It's not as good, but I think it's cute.
>>27558722
just dont let him catch you fucking the plushieslike that anon that tried putting the fleshlight into the baby pinkie pie toy.
>>27558696
I fucking love my 4DE Dash plush. The best part of my day is cuddling with her at night as I fall asleep in my bed.
>>27558755
she is indeed a cute
>>27558759
story?
>>27558791
I would love to cuddle with mine, but I don't want them to be soaking with my sweat
>>27558822
>I would love to cuddle with mine, but I don't want them to be soaking with my sweat
I sleep with my lifesize Dashie. I clean her once a few weeks. Been doing so for over a year and it is great.
But it takes 45-90 mins to do it right. And she smells so nice afterwards.
>>27558822
well, a guy decided to tear apart the toy and try to fit a fleshlight in it, and posted pics as he went on
of course, everyone was saying to cum in it, and when he said he was going to deliver, he didn't post for a long time, and said his roommate came in and just saw him looming over a plush with a fleshlight stuck in it.
then he was never heard from again
>>27558931
But in summer it is too hot to cuddle, so I just hold her hoof.
>>27558941
top fucking kek
>>27558931
How do I go about washing it without ruining the fabric or clumping up the stuffing?
>>27557886
Well at least you're better than the guy who bought a used horsecock dildo "for teh lulz" and walked in on his roommate using it.
That stupid faggot had a free fuckbuddy right in the palm of his hands and didn't take it. What a fucking loser.
>>27558984
Use clean rag, some warm water and pic related.
It is quite time-consuming but effects are good.
Surely my plushie gets worn with time, but what, I am supposed not to cuddle her at night? Which scenario is worse?
>>27559056
I guess you have a point, it's like people who leave plastic cover on their phones/tvs/monitors.
>>27558391
>Roomate calls them trash
Well he was right about one thing, those are some fucking disgustingly low quality plushies.
>>27558586
>>27558696
Does anyone know when the Luna plush is coming? I've been checking this site for months, but it always says it's coming soon and near the end of every month it changes to say next month but it never comes.
http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=BAMLP9#.V1NkNfkrKUk
I typically don't keep up much on merch, I missed out on the Luna funko vinyl figure that way, started searching for it the other day to find it had been discontinued.
>>27560181
Sorry to break it to you but it has been "coming soon" for 2 years now
>>27560371
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
I guess there's no news one way or the other then other than "coming soon"
god dammit
I talked with someone from that site I linked too and they said they get no info one way or the other
>tfw being a lunafag
>tfw always in the dark about luna merch
>tfw the irony
>>27560412
Build-a-Bear has a Luna plushie, you know. Not as accurate as thehopefullyeventual 4DE one, but she's pretty cuddly.
>>27560599
I looked at that but there was only one picture and I couldn't even tell if she had a mane or not.
Besides, I don't live alone yet, so there would be many, many questions as to why a Build-a-bear package would be arriving for me.
>>27560637
She does have a mane, but like the other BaB plushies it resembles actual hair rather than the manes from the show. I'd recommend getting one if you can. They're only $25, you know.
Man, fuck whoever you room with. Don't listen to them, just say you wanted something for yourself and leave it at that.
>>27558984
>>27559056
>>27559000
>"lightly used horsecock dildo"
>>27559000
>Well at least you're better than the guy who bought a used horsecock dildo "for teh lulz" and walked in on his roommate using it.
G-green?
>>27557886
kiss the guy, he's obviously hitting on you
>>27561716
I've been looking for this.
>>27558984
oh hey look, i found the pinkie toy thread.
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25863921
>>27564255
>https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25863921
Oh god I remember that thread.
I hope none of you ever change /mlp/.
>>27564516
>>27564255
>>27558759
By far the most interesting Christmas I've ever had. Even better because it was all happening while I was at work with literally no clients.
>>27558391
Give me flutt butt. I'm a femanon, so I won't fuck it. I just want pone hugs.I'm so fucking alone
>>27564756
>ywn get pony hugs from flutterbutter when you're feeling a bit out of sorts
Just kill me senpai
>>27564756
>femanon
>grill
>on the internet
Where do you think we are?
>>27564756
tits or get the fuck out, bitch
friendship is magic; you declaring your gender ain't
>>27564939
no u
>>27564756
>I'm a femanon, so I won't fuck it.
No bit you'll hump the shit out of it. Pillow humping is a thing.
Also get fit you damn legbeard.
>>27564954
I just want to snuggle.but I would fuck a Link pone plushie
