>NEEtT
>Neckbeard
>Jobless
>Lazy
>Want to cum inside Rainbow Dash
>Green skin
Zephyr is Anon incarnate
>>27556709
>le cum inside dyke meme
You mean dashfags incarnate
>>27556709
>>Green skin
>skin
>>27556709
>tfw this is how your waifu would realistically react to your interest
>>27556729
As degenerate dykea are, they need some dick to become straight again. I've heard plenty of stories of a lesbian being cucked hard by chad.
>>27556748
>Even Fluttershy, the kind and shy one would give you shit then throw you out
he touched her crusty mear vag
>>27556777
trips confirm he ate some crusty flakes
>>27556729
>doesn't want to cum inside RD
>still believes the "rainbow dyke xDDd" meme
Man, summer came a couple of weeks early!
>>27556709
>Zephyr is Anon incarnate
anon is my favorite OC
>>27556775
>>27556748
He didn't even stop masturbating when he moved in with Shy and slept on the couch.
>>27556748
>mfw your greentext Anon/Dash was just realistically witnessed on screen with Zephyr as your avatar
>>27556709
Oh yeah? Then why doesn't she want him, smartass?
>>27556820
He's not a human. And everyone knows RD wants the hot green monkey dick.
>>27556775
>Element of kindness
>>27556820
>>27556820
She will. The ship has sailed. Is one sided like Sparity but it's seem that FS parents already accepted Dash as Zephyr girlfriend.
>>27556826
Reminds me of a green where anon is in a relationship with twilight and she gets cucked RD.
>>27556807
>this episode
>>27556807
>>27556885
Better quality
>>27557037
Well then...
>>27556709
your forgot
>hitting on your little sis friends and still get rejected
>>27557042
>>27557042
If only she was a unicorn
Imagine if she had to pick up broken glass
>>27557042
>>27557037
Did they really put a masturbation joke in the episode? Hey it's a show for kids right.
>>27557085
exactly, they wont understand anyway
>>27557085
So?
>>27556826
>everyone
Keep thinking that, nigger
>>27557060
>>27557077
>>27557084
>tasting her brother's musk, she can't help but feel a little guilty
>it was her brother, after all
>cleaning up after his little bout of relaxation was only the proper thing
>besides, she wasn't wanting to embarrass him by leaving them out in the open
>what if Dash stopped by and saw them?
>her tongue flicked against the drying nut butter as she knelt to drop it in the bin
>there it was again
>that oddly salty but somewhat enticing taste
>did he really taste like that?
>was it just his seed?
>holding the tissue in her mouth had his musky scent rising directly up into her nose
>why was she suddenly feeling this way for her own brother?
>they were siblings!
>it was wrong to feel this way
>still, she couldn't deny that perhaps the guilt of it also added to the rising arousal she felt
>her hind legs shifted as she stood in place, almost savoring the thick scent of Zephyr's drying seedI felt like it.
>>27557150
m-more
>has a cutie mark
2/10 totally shit representation.
>>27557138
Keep living in denial, shipfag :^)
>>27557056
>little sis
go and watch the episode again
>>27557174
fucking this. If he never finished absolutely nothing during his life, how the fuck he earned one?
They easily could had added a cutie mark appearing during the song thus giving even more impact to the scene.
I'm pissed
>>27557213
Remember they represent their talent, not their job. And a talent doesn't always tie into a job.
>>27556831
Not even the element of kindness would give enough of a shit about you.
>>27557232
>>27557213
So what the fuck is his talent then?
>>27557077
>>27557165
I'm not even sure where else to go with it. She watches him masturbate then 'tends' to him?
>>27557232
I thought her tail was a tentacle going up her hoo-haa judging from the thumbnail.
>>27557264
oh s4s, always saying silly things.
>>27557271
And after that, maybe she can help "relieve" him in exchange for him getting a job, like some sort of reverse-prostitution.
>>27557085
I think you're reading way too much into it.
>>27557264
Fuck man.
>>27557292
Hm.. Alright, give me a little bit so I can write it all out then post it in one go for you.
I liked this episode's lesson, it gave me a 3rd-person prospective as to what a rude NEET is like, and how it put strain on those around others who try to be compassionate and understanding.
It gives me more motivation to complete my immediate life goals, which will help me to stop relying on others.Better to have a job and be autistic than be both a NEET and an autist, Anonbros.
>>27556709
He doesn't have any beard in his neck though
>>27556709
Would she at least consider pity sex with him?
>tfw worthless loser
>never going to do anything with my life
this episode is just rubbing salt in the wound
At least I'll be dead in 2 years so I'm no longer a burden on my parents
>>27557415
why are you going to be dead in 2 years anon
>>27557362
You are doing gods work, anon.
>>27557446I had a premonition of my death when i was fifteen. I've been waking up with the overwhelming sensation that I'm going to die on march 26th, 2018 for years ever since
>>27557477
You can't be serious.
>>27557477
Maybe you'll get lucky and die in glorious combat, anon.
>>27557486
why not?
>>27557521
A fucking premonition. And you've let that bullshit cripple you and define you. You had a bad dream this one time, ypoubve called it a premonoiton and suddenly its the core ofn your fucking being. Bullshit. The only fate is that which we create, and the only person ruining your life is you, not some magic sight of the future.
>>27557264
>never had reason to go on /s4s/
>read the posts on that thread
No matter how bad something is, you'll always find something worse.
>>27557548
>the only person ruining your life is you
I never intended to imply that my premonition was the cause of my shitty life. Everything bad that happened is my fault. my death is only an exit.
>Bad dream
it wasn't a dream, I was fully awake when it happened
>>27557232
>>27557368
>throws brother out
>takes him back an hour later
Honestly, I feel Fluttershy even overachieved in proving faithful to her element. Her brother hardly deserved what she and Rainbow did for him.
>>27556748
>was going to kill myself when the series ended
>now even if I make it to Equestria I'll just be in the same hell I was in on earth, except this time without a dotting family as a safety net.
>>27557656
(Disregard the second quote, it was not intended.)
>>27557636
>Implying assuming you would die at an exact date hasn't had a negative impave on ever aspect of your life withpoit you even realising
>Implying that a hallucination is somehow better
Seek professional help anon. Seriously.
>>27556748
so expand on your interests, stop being 2 dimensional and actually become interesting.
gus let be fucking serious flutter brother CHOSE to not do anything you can CHOOSE to do something you are sorrounded by knowlege cucks dont think so low of yourselves jesus.
>>27557720
"just be yourself"
>>27557734
youre not going to be interesting if you can sum up your interests with "reading chans"
Be yourself means dont pretend to be something youre not and dont pretend to be interested in something youre not. It doesnt mean you shouldnt work on yourself or expand your interests.
hell, I've only been on /mlp/ for a week or 3 and I've already expanded my interests. Im buying a sewing machine next week cause I want to try new things.
>>27557759
What if the things you're interested in are fruitless endeavors? What if you passion is something like art, and you are creative, really creative, but it's nowhere near enough to be self-sustaining? My personal passion is computers and this market is ripe for it, but what if I loved and lived and breathed drawing/painting? How often are people who say they want to major in art laughed out of the room?
Sometimes you have to pretend to take interest in something because it's the only way you're going to get by in life.
>>27557894
your passion doesnt have to be your profession.
persue your interests doesnt mean spend every waking moment doing it. There are plenty of people who practice sports and cant make a dime with it.
>>27557915
But if you're passionate about it, odds are it's going to be what you want to pour your heart and soul into it. They say you can't get anywhere without passion, but what about when the passion is not enough? You're not lucky enough or you're just not good enough.
Sure being a professional athlete/artist is something only the smallest of fractions of society achieve, but you can bet there are people who put their entire being trying to make that dream come true. And you know how they do that? Spend every waking moment trying to achieve it.
>>27557959
and im saying your passion doesnt HAVE to be your profession. in fact some people say you should never make it so because it'd make your passion routine.
We arent talking about the viability of making your passion your profession, we're talking about becoming a more interested and rounded off person, and you can do that by expanding your interests and persuing your passions. Even if its just for a couple of hours in the weekend.
>>27557362
Don't die on us, Anon.
We need that green
>>27557150
Oh my.
>>27556748
>>27556775
Stop being fucking useless then
>>27558036
I'm working on it, don't worry. Still writing.
>>27557981
You're right, it doesn't -have- to be. But some people achieve just that and they are the happiest people in the world. Then other people see that and want it too, but they fail. Which is life. However I don't believe something is much of a passion if you spend maybe 5% of your time on it.
But to that point, i spend most of my free time on 4chan and I'm not really passionate about that either. Well, the memes I am anyway
>>27557150
More
>>27557150
>>27558090
REAL GREEN HOURS
WHO UP
>>27557693
I don't know if i can be helped
>>27557477
FIGHT YOUR FATE
>>27556807
>Not using Fluttershy's socks instead
What a pleb
>>27556709
>Equestria opens up
>only one person can go through it
>/pol/ accidentally enters it
>/mlp/ and /pol/ on suicide watch
>>27558414
>/pol/ equips his Moon-mask and goes zebra hunting
>>27558090
He's never coming back.
One last bump before the thread is done
>>27558776
I'm still here. Finishing it up. Just relax.
>>27557150
And here it is, I'll post the pastebin link at the end.
>as she stood there, her hips gave a small sway from side to side
>she knew it was wrong to have even the slightest of such incestuous thoughts
>that didn't deter her from feeling things for her own brother, though
>minutes may have passed before she ended up hearing the door open to her cottage
>Fluttershy scrambled to fling the tissue into the trash while licking her lips and nudging the bin to the side
>thankfully, she had swept the other pieces into it before getting that light whiff
>her heart was nearly pounding in her little chest as she glanced over to see Zephyr walking in
>maybe it was the thrill of almost getting caught, or perhaps the fact she had such dirty feelings now
>either way, her hearth was nearly hammering her chest as she stepped aside to let him flop onto the couch
>he did have to find himself a job, but maybe he could stay just a little longer than she was thinking prior
>as he began his ramblings, Fluttershy took a deep breath to calm herself and went to head back to her room
>”I'm going to take a nap,” the yellow pegasus stated
>”Okay, Flutter butter!” announced Zephyr from his prone position
>”Please don't be too loud,” Fluttershy mentioned as she tried to hurry into her bedroom
>Angel nearly tailed behind her before she shut the door to keep him out
>nap time was just her little fib so she could try and think clearly
>with her own unbridled lusts clouding her mind, she wasn't sure she would be able to make any rational thought
>the thumping knocks of Angel's legs beating the door started and then stopped just as quickly
>Mama needed her own time alone
>slowly, she climbed up onto her bed and collapsed on the sheets
>>27556709
did he touch her nethers or is it just me? look at his hoof and her reaction
>>27558880
>every second she spent laying there was another second her body wanted that sinful pleasure
>her wings splayed out as she lifted her backside and thought to herself for only a moment
>carefully, those yellow forelegs slipped beneath her and pressed her hooves to her moist lap
>goodness, she was so wet already!
>did she really feel this way after her own sibling?
>was it just a time in need for her?
>she didn't give it much more thought before pressing her hooves back and forth along her slit
>the massaging motion made her blush as she gasped and shivered
>maybe just a slight indulgence wouldn't hurt in the privacy of her room
>her soft flanks rolled as she let her loins grind to her hooves
>the slick wetness of her body leaked out from every touch as she closed her eyes and pressed her head into the mattress
>why did it feel so much better this time?
>every motion had her shivering in pleasure while she felt her clit rub over a hoof
>that spark of intense desires flooded her mind and made her stiffen for a moment
>those wings gave a tremble as she kept up the pace shortly after, rolling her hips and panting into the sheets
>her muzzle pressed into the fabric before she bit the sheets and whimpered
>those forelegs stayed tucked beneath her as she rubbed her little, soft pleasure button repeatedly
>she could hardly believe she was rising in lust so quickly
>hips working and hooves rubbing, Shy was indeed being very kind to her own body
>her ears flicked as she lifting her hind end more before letting out a soft squeak into her covers
>>27558904
>instantly, her own body was toppled with pleasures she had never felt before
>the orgasm that hit her was one in a million as the shy pegasus did her best not to make much noise
>her arousal dribbled freely from her winking entrance, coating her hooves faster than she could react
>the mess would take a little bit to clean up but it just felt so worth it
>Fluttershy's eyes lazily opened as she panted and shook while her body tried to recuperate from the intense climax
>moments passed as she flopped onto her bed, panting heavily and smiling with a bright blush
>as naughty as it was, she couldn't deny that it was simply the best bit of fun she's had in a while
>it took a minute for her to perk an ear up as she heard a light noise
>waiting, she listened closely before carefully getting up and opening her door
>her hind legs almost didn't want to work with her from how good she felt, but she still managed to lightly step to the stairs
>when she peeked through the railing, down at the couch, her eyes widened
>”Oh, my~” she whispered to herself at the sight
>Zephyr had made himself quite at him, laying on his back and prominently displaying his full erection
>one of his hooves were rubbing along the side of his shaft while the other seemed to be scrambling for the nearby box of tissues
>Voyeurshy continued her watch, biting her lip as she saw her brother openly masturbate in what he assumed was total privacy
>even though she had just enjoyed herself, the yellow pegasus could already feel herself getting aroused yet again
>she was being so naughty today!
>>27557477
>Anonymous 06/04/16(Sat)15:38:59 No.275
>x-files theme plays in the background.
>>27558917
>the show continued for a few minutes, Zephyr grunting and laying back as his wings splayed out
>his foreleg rubbed and caressed his member eagerly as that silky pre drooled from the end
>hearing his pants and smelling the room fill with his musk had Fluttershy breathing a bit heavier
>the glistening liquid traveled along his girth as he tugged a tissue free from the box and swiftly held it over the end of his rod
>while the view may have been blocked for a second, she could still hear the heavy spurt of his seed pooling in the hold
>it seemed as though the quiet of the room made it a bit more clear to hear Zephyr sling his lust into the growing pool
>his body seemed to relax a bit after as he crumbled up the tissue and just set it aside while his cock lightly tilted to the side
>he seemed so...thick
>Fluttershy couldn't seem to pull her eyes away from her own brother's lap, staring at his slowly wilting shaft
>it somehow just got her more excited
>she really shouldn't be thinking such things and looking at him in such ways
>much less, she shouldn't be looking at where she was while he was just trying to relieve some stress
>before he could recover, the shy pegasus hurried back to her room and quietly shut the door
>she had so many conflicting thoughts about this
>perhaps a real nap might help clear her mind and ease her lust
>once again, she got back into her bed and took a deep breath, resisting the urge to put her hooves between her hind legs again
>no sense in repeating herself and staying so riled up
>it took some time, but she eventually passed out
>>27558924
>a few days passed but it was like moving through a fog for Fluttershy
>her feelings never subsided and she found herself spying on her brother more often when she could pick up his need in the air
>tissues were left strewn about like trophies until she cleaned them up
>a couple of times, she even managed to pick one up that still held his warmth
>she may have 'accidentally' flicked her tongue against the bit of semen she saw not covered
>oh, how she loved the salty taste
>it wasn't until one day that Dash had mentioned to kick him out for being such a lazy pony
>she knew he had to get up and out there, but she couldn't help but feel the desire to tend to him
>then she finally took the advice given to her numerous times
>Fluttershy was going to be brave
>maybe tell her brother to get a job, too
>that would also be important
>she waited impatiently as she laid in bed, hoping to hear the familiar sounded of light grunts from the couch downstairs again
>her brother had gone through his whole spiel once again that only went in one ear and out the other to Shy
>the only thing on her mind was how to sate her desire fully
>slowly, the time passed and eventually she could hear a muffled groan
>it was time for her to do what she had grown to yearn for
>it only took days for it, but the taboo lust was there and never faltered in the slightest
>gently, Fluttershy opened the door as the yellow pony crept along the floor
>a peek through the banister and down below showed that her brother was doing his daily deed
>as usual
>>27558938
>before he got too far along, Shy quietly floated down the stairs and crawled along the floor
>the closer she got, the more she could smell him
>she could almost taste the air with how much of his dirty lust filled it
>her own would surely be noticeable if she lifted her tail even the smallest amount
>it wasn't until she was just a few feet away before she spoke up
>”Um, Zephyr,” she said quietly
>her brother kept his eyes closed as he used both of his hooves to stroke up and down his length in need
>maybe she was being a bit too quiet
>”Zephyr,” Fluttershy whispered to him again, leaning in closer
>a few grunts were the only reply she got in return as he continued, lost in his own world
>her eyes darted between his face and that tower of desire a few times
>should she?
>her head moved in closer to his lap, avoiding his forelegs while her breath nearly teased the side of his length
>a slight adjustment and she was perched up on her front hooves at couch while leaning over his lap
>”Brother~?” she asked once more then folded her ears back
>her tongue slipped from her muzzle before she moved in and lightly ran it over the dribbling end of his pleasure rod
>the sudden sensation made him let out a more audible moan before his eyes opened to notice his own sister leaning over his shaft
>tongue against member, Shy froze in place, tasting his pre and giving bright blush
>”F.. Fluttershy?” Zephyr asked, trying to clear his head yet not moving away from her muzzle
>the two locked eyes, both staying silent for a moment until that tongue lapped more at the leaking end of her sibling's cock
>>27558954
>another moan came from the stallion as he let his sister lick and taste his maleness
>words seemed rather pointless to him now
>Fluttershy slowly began swiping her soft tongue against his flesh again and again
>every time she did, more of that silky substance dribbled from the tip
>one of her hooved reached down and rubbed at her already dripping loins
>that sensitive button got plenty of love as she tilted her head and ran her tongue around the crown of that throbbing stallion shaft
>it seemed her brother was enjoying the treatment as much as she was
>that warm mouth opened and pressed to the side of the blunt head, suckling tenderly as she masturbated beside him
>the two clearly had urges that they needed to take care of
>taboo or not, they both seemed inclined to enjoy the moment greatly
>that motherly nature took over as the yellow pegasus continued suckling and tasting her brother's stiff pole
>every bit of pleasure looked to drive Zephyr up the wall, making him squirm and pant wildly
>those soft lips trailed along the end of his member before teasing down the underside of it, placing various kisses along the way
>soon, she met his plump orbs and buried her muzzle right in, breathing in deeply
>it was incredible!
>her face stayed right in his crotch, taking in exactly how her sibling smelled most intimately
>she couldn't think of a better scent to invade her nose
>the stallion huffed and parted his hind legs, letting her freely nuzzle his plums and moan into them
>vibrations of her sounds had him twitch a leg while drooling his clear pre-cum along his belly freely
>>27558970
>Fluttershy's eyes rolled back as she took another deep breath and whimpered at how strong her brother's musk was
>that tongue slipped out and practically lathered the hefty sack with her saliva
>he just tasted so good to her
>those yellow wings stretched out and gave a few fluttering moves, wafting the smell of incest along the room
>after a minute, the not-so-shy pegasus lifted her head back up and dragged her tongue all the way back to the end
>”S-Shy! I'm.. I'm getting close,” Zephyr panted out, watching her tend to his shaft in his haze of lust
>the only response she gave was a muffled, “Mhm~” before trying to fit her mouth around the end
>it was a little troubling, but she did manage it eventually
>sucking along his firm tool, Fluttershy began to carefully bob her head and glide her tongue around some of the slick meat
>oh, he tasted better the more she got to enjoy!
>her smaller frame perched up more as she eagerly sucked on her sibling
>she could see him begin to tense up and those hind legs shift while her head bobbed along his girth some
>after playing voyeur for a few days, she knew the signs rather well
>quickly, she pulled off and grabbed the box of tissues
>her hooves tugged a few of them free while climbing up and pressing her belly to the underside of his length
>”Sshh~” she cooed to him, beginning to rock back and forth as her body caressed his shaft wonderfully
>with her wings helping her move fluidly back and forth against him, one hoof held the tissues up before she placed them in her mouth
>both of those yellow forelegs wrapped to his girth as her head tilted down at just enough of an angle for him
>>27558880
>>27558904
>>27558917
Anon fucking delivers my god
>>27558983
>her eyes glanced up to him as she masturbated her own sibling on the sofa
>each stroke made him grunt while her clit brushed to his balls below
>their glances to each other stayed a moment until she gave a kind nod of approval
>the notion that basically spoke, 'Go for it'
>without a lick of hesitation, Zephyr's hips lifted and those legs and body pressed around his throbbing rod
>her forelegs pressed to his medial ring just right as he hits his mark and moaned out loudly
>the first throb had nothing, but the second and several after it tossed plenty of thick ropes of incestuous spunk right into his sister's face
>surprisingly, she caught it in her mouth with the tissues, lowering more and letting him just erupt into the soft net made for him
>her could feel her shudder in response, shifting above him and grinding more before a slick feeling began coating his orbs below
>it seemed his sister had hit her own orgasm shortly after with his spunk cradled in her mouth
>the soaked tissues were hardly able to contain this recent load well enough
>a bit leaked out, back onto his member, as he laid below Fluttershy and panted in lust
>he could even feel her sex winking and pressing right against his freshly drained balls
>the two stayed just like that for a good bit until the yellow pegasus sat up and pried the soaked cum catcher from her muzzle
>she licked her lips and smiled bashfully down to her brother, setting the tissue aside for the moment
>”Mm, I was wanting to talk to you,” she said lightly
>Zephyr remained where he was and gave a nod for her to continue
>”You need to find a job, you know,” Fluttershy told him, wincing as she saw him pout
>”I've been trying, you know that!” he exclaimed, giving a small shrug and looking away
>”Yes, but if you don't then… Then maybe we won't be able to,” Shy started then bit her lip, “to… do this again~”
>>27558994
>the words registered as he glanced to his still panting sibling atop him
>”Wait,” he began, trying to piece it all together
>Fluttershy simply nodded and leaned in to lick a bit of his semen from his shaft
>”If you promise to get a job… We can do this more,” she insists, breathing a bit to the end of his length
>”Shy, you know it's-” Zephyr said
>”Wrong? Yeah, but… I want it,” she admitted, blushing fiercely and biting her lip
>the throb and lift of that shaft made them both smile as he thought it over before slowly giving her a nod
>”Okay, okay… I promise,” the stallion said, finally giving in
>he couldn't say he didn't enjoy every second of the surprise oral he received
>”Good,” she replied simply and kissed the tip of his cock
>the reaction of said kiss made him grunt a little as he stayed so firm, still against his sister's body
>”It's late, so you can look tomorrow. For now..,” Fluttershy said in a whisper, leaning over
>her hooves grabbed more of the tissues and smiled down to him
>”Let's get you to cum for Mama again~” she told him, starting to rock her back up and down against the belly of his length again
>”Y-yeah, sis,” the winged stallion said, grunting in more pleasure
>”If you get a job, I'll let you put it in me~” she announced, rubbing against him more and winking
>the thought made him leak that stringy pre as he grinned wide
>he'd most certainly try!
>the most incentive he had, the more desire he had for achieving such a thing
>the two of them would be having plenty of special moments such as this
>it almost would come as a surprise to hear him announce his new job he got if it weren't for the fact she was hoping for it as much as he was
>she only needed to wait for the news
>and buy more tissues
Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/rLembfgT
Enjoy!
>>27558880
>He actually delivers
>>27558888
I didn't notice that, nice catch & nice quads
Zephyr Breeze is as much a representation of NEETs as Chris Chan is for autists.
>>27557056
>little sis
actually watch the show you double nigger of the fandom
>>27559009
>writefriend delivers
Nice
>>27556709
>Dash doesn't make a disgusted face until his hoof goes below the table in front of her
Did he touch the Kunt?
>>27559009
You are doing the lords work. I salute your superior lewd writing skills.
>>27559263
Thought the same, zeph confirmed for sexual waifu assault. Only makes me want to punch him harder.
>>27559009
Nicely written man. You should write more lewd.
>>27559009
unf
Good work anon!
>>27559581
Feel free to check out the rest of my pastebin there.
>>27559009
Incredible dude.
>>27559009
We only need a drawfag to extract all the resource to this episode
>>27559891
I may deliver a quick sketch.
>>27556709
you're a little confused.
a neckbeard is a fat fuck with a patchy beard on his fat bloated neck, and faggy short-ass hair.
this guy is skinny, has a close-shaven beard on his face, and wears a man bun. he's a hipster. that's nearly the opposite of a neckbeard
>>27559715
Good smut
I'm surprised you had some eg Sweetie Belle thanks friendo
>>27556850
Link pl0x
>>27559891
>>27559941
Bleh. I'm having a bit of an off day.
Uncensored: http://i.imgur.com/nmQOGKc.png
>>27560467
Aw yeah! Thanks for this!
>>27557042
Are those wet marks?
Yup. I knew this episode had incest all over it
![latest[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QcXZjU8.jpg "latest[2].jpg")
>>27557477
D-Donnie?
Maybe you should stop talking to that rabbit.
>>27556729
nice meme newfag
>>27556831
The Elements mean nothing now.
>>27558374
Well you're not going to find out if you can be helped if you don't seek it first.
>>27556709
Confirmed: Zephyr Breeze = waifu molester
>>27561508
degenerate duty newfag.
yesterday's episode hit a little close to home for /mlp/, did it?
>>27561908
>yesterday
Eventually my parents are going to get sick of my shit and kick me out. and when they do, it will be a fight to survive situation. I will end up dying since i'm weak. This doesn't really anger or upset me. It's merely survival of the fittest
I'm not fit to live.
>>27562198
I personally plan on killing myself when my mother decides to throw my neet ass out. I want her to live with the fact that she killed her only son for the rest of her life.
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>>27558983
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>>27556709
>Implying
No anon would ever be that outgoing, if he was anon he would just stay in the basement all day and reply to everything with "y-you too"
>>27556709
I like they gave him a man bun.
>>27562289
yeah see this is the kind of guy he is
this isnt a neckbeard, it's a skinny hipster that works at a bar. i work with a guy just like this.
>>27562289
jews fear the samurai
This thread has made my day.
>>27556831
>kindness
>not your personal doormat
>>27557213
>talent=good job
Honey, you need live a little more
>>27556775
Just strip naked and speak only in animal noises. She'll take you in and care for you just like the other critters.
>>27556807
>>27557037
OH god, was he jacking it to himself?!
>>27556709
Bit he wasn't a NEET.
He went out and got jobs tried to go get a mane therapy degree.
He was just lazy and only wanted to do things his way.
and was scared of falling because he couldn't do it another way.
NEET would mean he stayed home all the time but he didn't. if he did the his parents house would've already been zephyr'd up.
>neet
>he go to college
I pretty sure that you don't know what a neet is, op
>>27557477
Did you forsee the cause of death?
>>27563999
no
only an overwhelming sensation of my death on said date.
>>27562289
This is one of the faggiest hairstyles ever invented. I just want to mouthfuck every person I see with hair like this until I cum in their mouth, put my hand over their mouth, and make them swallow my load.
>>27561556
>>27556831
Ever heard of the phrase "being cruel to be kind"?
>>27562409
He's actually supposed to be a parody of stereotypical millennials.
>>27564066
How unpleasant
>>27562213
You are garbage and I wish nothing but the most horrific suffering on you.
>>27560467
https://derpiboo.ru/1170756
Did another because why not?
>>27565203
Could you do one with Fluttershy's mom blowing him with him saying "Thanks Mom" as he cums in her mouth? The thought of him using his mother to relieve sexual stress gets me rock hard.
>>27565300
I've thought of that and I may consider it. Shy's mother is too cutie.
>>27565300
>>27565311
Us both getting dubs may be a sign that you should do it.
>>27556709
holy shit you right!11!!!!`!~11~1
>>27558414
>yfw you see it
>>27556748
no that's how she would react to a neet who is a narcissist
>>27558414
>mfw I'd get in on the fun either way since /mlpol/ is real
>>27561046
thats just fluttershy's framed lithograph of her concept art she got from the faust with the bunny photo-shopped out.
>>27556756
Nah m8, they're cool.
>>27565203
I wish he died when he went out to the forest.
Fluttershy and her family would be much happier knowing that he won't be in their lives any more.
>>27565203
Why are they so few good Fluttershy blowjob pieces out there? I've looked all over Derpibooru but most of it is just anthro or disgustingly-disproportionate
when will we get Zephyr Breeze X Rainbow Dash fan art?
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThisLoserIsYou
>>27559009
>”If you get a job, I'll let you put it in me~”
Should've been the episode right there
>>27566902
He would have been a successful businessman in approximately 0,3 second.
>>27556709
you and him are the same op. faggots.
>>27556709
>Zephyr is Anon incarnate
Wrong because Zephyr is obnoxiously extroverted and acts like a literal homo.
>male interested in fashion
He's a nu-male incarnation at best.
>>27567033
He needs his asshole fucked until cum runs out of it. He needs his mouth fucked until cum coats his tongue.
>>27557477
I'll keep you safe. where do you live? I've got EMT training, guns, and know about demonology and other paranormal safeguards. how does having a body guard for a day sound?
>>27567082
Do you give blowjobs?
>>27567111
no, life and death is on the line.we'll go find some horses
>>27565300
I need this.
I miss the Oedipus threads.
>>27567055
I'd like to volunteer
>>27556729
Gr8 b8 m8 r8 8/8!
>>27567965
Wanna flip for who gets which orifice?
Up
>>27565300
Here you go: https://derpiboo.ru/1171068
>>27556709
You don't know what a neckbeard actually refers to in the context used here, do you?
>>27568546
Great, now I have to spend my break masturbating.
I have a job but I still live with my Parents, why you ask? because I live in London, everyone lives with their parents here because you need to be on a managers salary to afford a fucking studio flat. They wanted £700 a month for a room no bigger than a shed a few miles down the road, What the fuck.
So basically my options are to abandon everything I know and move to the midlands and start my life again from scratch or keep desperately applying for jobs in the hope I'll one day get into management and be able move my ass out.
So it's pretty much confirmed at this point that Ezra Miller's playing Zephyr in the live action MLP adaption right?
>>27559009
Now we need the sequel where he puts it in her.
>>27556709
>Zephyr is Anon incarnate
>>27565148
>ME ME ME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKtUpuzGWr4
>>27568546
>>27562289
My cousin looks exactly like that nowadays. Uncanny.
>>27558983
>wafting the smell of incest along the room
>>27556709
Wut
