>Your waifu/favorite pony catches you staring at her ass.
How do you think she reacts?
>>27548323
"My ass sure is awesome, isn't it?"
>>27548323
She sits on my face allowing for closer inspection
>>27548323
>>27548328
do they like it or are they terrified?
She gives it a little shake
>>27548331
does it taste as good as it looks?
>>27548331
Pretty much this.
>>27548323
>Oh, hey Nonny! Whatcha lookin at? Oh, my butt? Yeah, it's super round right?? That's cause I bounce around on it ALL DAY cause if I bounced on my hooves all the time they'd get super duper tired and I can't get tired hooves so I thought "HEY! Why don't I try bouncing on my butt?" and you know what? It totally works! Hey, wanna try with me?
>>27548323
She'd probably say something like,
>"Us country mares know how to grow 'em big, sugarcube."
>>27548323
Speaking from experience, if a girl likes you, even if it's just as a friend, she usually doesn't mind you looking at her boobs or ass occasionally.
I'm sure the same etiquette applies to ponies.
>>27548323
>"Hey what are y- Are you staring at my butt? No no, don't be embarrassed Anon, it's completely natural,Me and the girls stare at yours all the time anyhow.
He would turn me into a literal ass and make a pun about it
>>27548754
>"That's the effect of good country eatin' and lots of applebucking!"
>>27548831
He's not Eris from the grim adventures of Billy and Mandy
>>27548323
>there shall be a full moon out tonight
>be sure to extend your telescope to its full capacity to receive the most enjoyment out of it
>>27548892
Eris isn't just from a cartoon. She's a real goddess of chaos.
>>27548896
But Luna's moon is never full. Her butt is far from whole and entirely gobbled.
>>27548926
I don't understand what you mean. Something about eating ass?
>"H-Hey... um... Twilight and Spike aren't around at the moment. Did you want me to... you knooowww... sit on your face and... pass a little gas? I could provide some magical stimulation, too, like last time..."
>>27548323
Like this
>>27548936
Both that and the fact that she has a tiny ass in canon.
>>27548947
>>27548323
>>27548959
So? If the moon were smaller, would it never be full regardless of how illuminated it is?
>>27548959
>has a tiny ass in canon
How do you figure, sports fan?
>>27548914
I'm talking about Eris from Billy and Mandy that actually turned one of the characters into a horses butt then fused them all together into one giant lump of flesh
>>27548747
No thanks.
>hfw
>>27548926
'Tis a lie!
>>27548323
With confusion, mostly. She's attractive, but I don't think Twilight is used to being stared at like that.
>>27548947
This started out hot, but then you had to ruin it with farting.
>>27549207
>likes butt
>doesn't like things that come from butt
>>27549207
>>27549248
>likes vag
>doesn't fantasize about drinking period blood, discharge, and yeast
>likes dick
>doesn't fantasize about gobbling smegma
It's almost as though almost all bodily discharge is revolting.
>>27549656
>not liking period blood or discharge
>being with a girl who lets yeast actively grow in her cunt
>liking dick
>>27548340
Then she fucks you with her huge horsecock.
>>27548323
>"Oh...did I get enough sunscreen everywhere, anon?"
>"Co-ould you please doublecheck to be sure I didn't miss any spots?"
>"I know you can be gentle when you want to s-so, um, please..."
>>27548366
This...sadly
>>27548323
Her face when
>>27549048
Am I the only person who wants to see something with Discord, adn Eris, getting together?
And all of Equestria trying to keep them apart?
Oh, and considering I'm torn between Nightmare Moon, and Molestia...
Well both would end in death, but one would leave a smiling corpse.
>>27549695
>implying that yeast infections are always preventable
Fartfags are truly the most autistic of all people
>>27551505
YEASTFAGS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD NOW
