610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
Written by Michael P. Fox & Wil Fox
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
http://yp1.yayponies.no/episodes.php
Friends Forever #29 (Rarity and Maud) is due out next Wednesday (June 8th)!
Applejack's practical mechanical skills are surely borne out of most of a lifetime of farming. How much formal tutelage does she have, anyway? She's not as well-read as Twilight, but she still has some appreciation for books- presumably she's at least got a basic education. But what she does know is quite serviceable for daily farm operations and repairs (usually). There's even the occasional set-up with a little more inventiveness. So how well could she ply the trade elsewhere?Is Big Mac as skilled as she is?
>>27534037
Previous thread.
>filly
PONIES
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
Episode preview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqmxjC89O9c
611 - Flutter Brutter:When Fluttershy's self-absorbed brother starts freeloading off their parents, she encourages him to move out. Unfortunately, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to her brother and help him get over his fear of failure.
612 - Spice Up Your Life:Pinkie Pie and Rarity are called to Canterlot to solve a friendship problem. Once there, they discover a father and daughter whose relationship is strained as they struggle to keep their restaurant open. Pinkie Pie and Rarity both want to help, but have different ideas on what "help" means.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
Nyx wants you to keep it down in there.
I don't even like fillies.
This is police. We were notified you are hiding here illegal boops.
>>27538590
You've been in bed all day
Feeling alright?
Do you need some soup?
>>27538587
Can I kiss the PONIES?
All of you are niggers
>>27538621
But Nyx wasn't there.
>diapers in fog
>>27538587
tiny magical equines?
>>27538590
Oh, I'm going to keep it in there allright.
>tfw accidentally created a friendship problem
I have failed you, Celestia
>>27538632
Touch me and I'll break your face~!
>>27538636
yes
>>27538630
Mwah! The pony!
>>27538632
yo yo yo yo yo!
Filly cock vored her colt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmPhaG1ud38
>>27538661
Well then carry on
>>27538664
HOL UP
>>27538662
Princess Celestia's bush needs a trimming
>>27538694
Scooter's death in Tales From The Borderlands feels like the perfect ending to the show and fandom.CATCH-A-RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
What's in pony news today?
>>27538664
I'm a big fan of brown Twilight.
>>27538739
EXTRA EXTRA NOI IS BEST FILLY
>>27538739
NYX HAS COOTIESShe got them from Noi.
T U F T Y
>>27538761
Is that Zoe?
>>27538761
This is the dumbest thing I've seen all week
I bet the Equestria Girls have, like, a whole range of shampoos designed for washing their chest tufts.
>>27538772
It bothers me mlp blatantly stole from LPS's designs.
>>27538761
>>27538776
I like it.
>>27538701
I wonder if the princesses' bush are ethereal like their mane/hair
>>27538761
Is this ever right? Can you really stack two good things on top of each other and make an even better thing? Something doesn't add up.
>>27538793
>two good things
There's only one good thing in the picture
>>27538761
>fluffy human chest
hmmm, interesting.
>>27538796
Is it the purple ta-ta's?
>>27538803
It's the tuft
Nothing related to EqG could ever be good
is it tuft time?
>>27538761
man, that artificial purple fringing is triggering my /p/ sensibilities
>>27538796
Twilight is okay, but I understand if you think she's good.
>>27538813
Oh man, I want to dive into that pegatuft!
>>27538802
>human
>>27538813
It's always tuft time.
>"Fillies, Chief."
>"They got these...big moe eyes. Soulful & glistening. Like a dolls."
>"When they come atcha'..they don't even appear to be livin'. Until they hug you."
>"Then..ah then you hear that high pitched squee'in, and inspite of all the fussin' an hollerin'.."
>"They all rush in and hug you to pieces."
i am going to equestria to save derpy
>>27538911
>"I can see now!"
>"..Kind of."
>"Quit staring at it.."
Nyx came
Mission Objectives:Retrieve the coltEliminate all the fillies
Daapi is pretty much top horse.
>>27538933
Filly cock vored the colt.
Mission failure.
[Retry]
[Watch instant colt-death replay]
>>27538933
That sounds pretty gay, I'm going to enact the mission select cheat and do the mission where I have sex with all the fillies.
>>27538954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41LRTWJttts
>>27538933
Which colt?
>>27539020
>just got done playing a game where my team literally ran into every single turret that was placed
>spent an entire game healing and resurrecting people because no one would shoot at the turret for some reason
>Torbjörn gets play of the game of course
>>27538806
But that's wrong you dip
>>27538739
A serial booper was arrested.
>>27539033
What a fat ass colt oh man I'd bully him so hard in school and push him into a bush and kiss him and put my benis in his stomach until his belly button lint was lodged in my dog so I could push out a long stick of old backed up semen that had hardened, covered in lint, so he could use it to floss my buthole pubes from his teeth after sitting on his moist and pushing his tummy around while is jiggles and slapping it
>>27539149
You okay, friend?
>>27539146
Are they sure they got the right guy?do those trees spell NOI
>>27539122
Sunset Shimmer can really warm your heart.
youtube.com/watch?v=XqnbYUG6Bn8
>>27539146
serial boopers go STRAIGHT TO PONY JAIL
Why aren't any of the mane 6 allowed to have little brothers?
Do little girls not identify well with having a little brother or something?
>>27539180
Most of them do.
>>27539178
That's why I want to marry her
>>27539146
oh great now we're going to have some psas on the dangers of boop addiction
>"And I would've gotten away with it too! If it wasn't for you meddling foals! And your little Nyx too!"
>>27539237
Nightmare nightmare mooooooon.
>>27539237
So Nyx is like the scrappy doo of MLPG?
>>27539244
Goddammit.
>>27539250
I'll break you, so leave it.
>>27539257
>I'll break you
What are you? Bane?
>>27539275
I was actually thinking of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLJNLiw3yao
>>27539222
Yes, marry the pony.
Insert your penis into the pony
>>27539314
What if pony inserts its penis into me?
>>27539314
Insert the pony into your penis
Filly has you in her sights.
>>27539326
>>27539326
I have her in my cocks.
>>27539033
>>27539149
Wow what an awful ting to say to a little pony
>>27539381
Is she going to beat up anon?
>>27539317
What if you insert your penisinside of her penis?
You reach the front of the line in the Equestria migration department.
The clerk on duty hands you this form among others to fill out and indicate your eligibility for immigrating to Equestria.
what do
>>27539401
I hope so that would be fun to watch
>>27539401
I don't know, she IS a little pony...
>>27539409
Tell me more
>>27539237
>>27539244
>>27539250
Nyx is worse.
She'd be Speed Buggy or Jabberjaw.
>>27539410
the "why me" is 90% of 4chan.
>>27539341
GET OFF OF MY ROOF YA DANG FILLIES
>>27539433
>Dissing Jabberjaw
No respect.
>hey guys did i ever mention i have a brother in the 10 years we have been close friends
go fuck yourself
>>27539401
>>27539381
What's she gonna do?
>>27539473
Then she's going totake Rumble out to get ice cream, right?
>>27539450
Honestly Anon, look at her family.
Would you mention that family to anyone?
>already a ton of porn of the mom
stop fuckin horse moms
>>27539450
It'd be better if, instead of writing in a new character that's allegedly very close to Fluttershy, they just wrote Fluttershy out of the show altogether.
cant a pegasus just build a cloud shack anywhere they want
>>27539537
Wait is there a preview I'm missing?
I've been absent a few days...
>>27539450
I never mention my family to any of my friends unless they ask. That or my sister talked to me at school so I had to explain who she was.
>>27539555
>>27538589
>Episode preview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqmxjC89O9c
Just came out today.
>>27539537
>stop fuckin horse moms
>>27539568
can anyone tell what the borthers cutiemark is
>>27539568
what the fuck the dad looks older but the mom looks super young
>>27539551
Thought you were talking about Twilight for a second, that would have actually made sense
>>27539583
looks like some wind squiggly marks and a sun
>>27539483
>
>>27539493
Why not!?
>>27539626
I think it is time for the dreaded filly hat technique
>>27539410
Which one of these is Fluttershy's brother?
>>27539568
Oh geez its finally happening.
Feminazi in Equestria.
What changes?
>fluttershy's father steals and hoards all the best clouds to himself
what an asshole
>>27539626
Scootaloo's winning
I wanna be spiroasted by Flutterbro and Flutterdad in there extremely gay living room
>>27539568
>Fluttershy's dad has the same whispery, soft-spoken voice
>>27539745
I want him to whisper nice things to me and tickle me with his gay mustache
Thoughts on daughter pone? I jus finished watching Saddle Row.
She's super cute. Reminds of Pearl in that episode where mr. krabs wants her to style up the krustykrab. Well meaning and energetic but utterly clueless and with awful awful ideas.
>>27539793
I thought she was pretty visually unappealing
there are a couple of people around here that dug her though
>>27539793
I thought she was really annoying. I don't particularly like dumb teenagers
>>27539808
Whoa you mean you found an annoying character annoying?
what is mare juice?
>>27539793
she was cute, reminds me of people here like anonymous and flyingsaucer
>>27539818
Love nectar
>>27539818
Why don't you squeeze a mare until some comes out?
>>27540028
UPDATE?
>>27540048
Yes and anon is wearing a pip boy for some reason.
>>27540048
Yes.
>>27540073
It's a one-panel joke only.
>>27540028
>>27540081
>nothing happens: the comic
this bottle of "filly juice" is really good
what's in it?
>>27540100
It's still got cute ponies in it that are... maybe 80~90% still in character. That's okay.
>>27540115
filly's apple juice
>>27540100
I don't understand how a comic that looks so good can be so boringand downright stupid
>>27540130
Is boring as fuck because nothing happens and when something is about to happen is some kind of "l-lewd xd" shit
>>27540117
>80~90%
You're being too generous
>>27540150
Well, let's be honest here. We haven't seen a lot of ponies beyond the initial group and the two OCDNS ponies.
Celestia: Anon, myliege.
>>27540146
Did that whole thing about humans being magic and shit amount to anything? Was it even relevant to the plot?
>>27540130
non-english creator guarantees broken writing and terrible tropes
>>27540122
oh, thank goodness
i was afraid she had bottled her vaginal fluid and tricked me into drinking it like last time
>>27540161
Dunno I only know that everyone want his magic semen.
Celestia: Anon, mydude.
>>27540167
She's going to sell it during the weekend if you're want more.
>>27540170
Let's go pick on some nerds, princess
>>27540161
They're verifying it at the moment. Apparently human spooge is the Super Saiyan Serum for ponies.
>>27540199
>Apparently human spooge is the Super Saiyan Serum for ponies.
Heh
Oh wow.
Oh fucking wow
>>27540199
Okay, but why?
>>27540206
>sperm is used to power up a girl by fucking them
that's actually a surprisingly common erotic fiction element that I've run into on the net...
>>27540225
Because everyone want to fuck anon I think.
>>27540236
That doesn't make it good Anon.
>>27540225
Because, apparently, when the earth was thrown out of orbit and the original unicorns magicked up a new sun, the ambient magic was absorbed by humans like pouring water into an empty barrel. Unfortunately for humans, they weren't born with magic for a reason, as they can't use it fast enough or process it properly, and over time overload and explode. Unless you're Discord, because he is almost outright stated as a human that mutated himself so far he could actually survive the amount of magic he channels. And of course lost his sanity in the process.
>>27540238
No I mean why would ponies even care about a powerful potion in the form of human semen if all their problems can be solved through friendship.
It's not like fucking anon is going to raise their friendship levels.
>>27540242
but if its a common erotic fiction element, that still implies that a large number of people get off to the thought of it; and erotic materials aren't about "good" or "bad", they're about "Will people fap?"
>>27540262
Because it seems like his semen can turn you into an alicorn of cure all your deceases and shit not to mention is a good excuse for the mares tolust over his dick
>>27540258
How high do you have to be to come up with this stuff?
>>27540284
Not the slightest. You just need to be Finnish.
>>27540295
>finnish
oh shit is nasse.
>>27540274
So why is anon fucking Celestia and not some disease ridden mare down on her luck.
What effect is his magic jazz going to have on a pony that's already perfectly healthy and an alicorn.
If the answer is to get stronger or something stupid I'm going to go back to asking why ponies would even care about that.
Don't care, cute and suggestive mares.
>>27540301
>implying Nasse draws
That's a laff m8.
>>27540321
If that's all the comic was I'd have absolutely no problem with it
>>27540316
She's a greedy bitch anon.
how can you even fuck something as little as a pony
>>27540081
thats not what twily says, she always yells at me to fist harder even when i am going at full force.
>>27540321
this guy is like how tex could have turned out if depression hadnt crushed him
>>27540335
there is nothing little about twilys vagina
>>27540334
Okay next question: what the he'll is so special about anon other than his enchanted spunk. Because, correct me if I'm wrong, even Pinkies mom was dtf before they even established anon had magical cum
>>27540335
Alicorns are 6 feet tall; they're actually TOO big to comfortably fuck unless you're either exeptionallly tall or standing on a stoll.
A normal pony you'd probably have to be kneeling or having them on a bed or something for a proper height.
>>27540381
We don't know but I like to think they can feel his magic spunk.
>>27540389
>Alicorns are 6 feet tall
yeah
including the big fucking horns on their heads
who is the prettiest filly
>>27540412
IT'S SWEETIE BELLE
>>27540412
THIS >>27540416
NOI IS SECOND BEST FILLY
>>27540412
>>27540416
SILVIE
>>27540341
>she always yells at me to fist harder even when i am going at full force.
>>27540422
WHO THE ACTUAL FLYING FUCK IS NOI
(is this a new pone in the last couple episodes I'm still catching up)
>>27540426
THIS ONE IS PRETTY OKAY IF NOT FOR THE GLASSES
finally some flutterfamily incest
https://mod-lumineko.tumblr.com/post/145329373737/flutter-family-fun
>>27540446
>new
>>27540426
i want to tell her she's pretty
i want to whisper it in her ear as we snuggle
>>27540446
Noi is a fan name for Cloud Kicker's sister
Shes been around since S1
>>27540446
NOI IS THE BEST FILLY SINCE S1 YOU TRIPLE BRONY
>>27540468
>>27540446
err I meant carrot tops sister
i have too many sibling pones in this folder dammit
>>27540444
Twiggy is sad that Anon can't please her
soooo... is Fluttershy adopted or what?
>>27540449
Looks like Applejack's got some competition in the ol' incest department.
>>27540446
>not knowing about best filly
>>27540493
why do you say that?
she's pretty much a perfect combination of her mom and dad
>>27540491
Do you think Twilight could fit her entire owl up her asshole?
how ponutty do you like your ponuts?
>>27540468
>>27540469
>>27540483
>>27540506
She was not always called Noi.
I don't believe it.
>>27540400
Why does anon have to be magic why can't the ponies just be sluts?
>>27540531
if there is a dick too large for twily she just sends the excess dick into fluttershy
>>27540544
Its not even her actual name
its a fan name, its been around for a long time but it wasn't actually used much around here till one anon started fillyposting her
>>27540531
Her asshole is actually a portal to another dimension
>>27540560
And what's her actual name?
>>27540389
>coming home from a long day of work and seeing Celestia earnestly standing in front of the fucking stool
>>27540554
>a dick too large for twily
>>27540544
Noi is her fan name, it has been around forever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvJqZMSzfAU
>made on July, 2012
Would you let Flutterbro crash at your place for a little bit?
>>27540560
>till one anon started fillyposting her
Yeah I noticed that too but didn't understand it.
She's a perfectly acceptable average of cute fully.
>>27540586
Well I'll be darned.
>>27540570
I've yet to see her pop up in merchandise yet so N/A as far as I know currently
the name Noi popped up around the same time the anme Alula did for Cloud Kickers' sister
someone just pulled them out of their butt at some point a long time ago
>>27540600
She was tagged as Noi since the ponibooru days.
>>27540540
extremely realistic
and i mean extremely
dirty and everything
>>27540540
Hyper
>>27540593
i don't let man-bun-wearing hipsters crash at my place
Aura wishes she was popular.
>>27540593
Fluttershy's brother sounds like a fucking asshole
>smashing up dads decades-old cloud collection, just because he wanted to use the shed.
>>27540617
i like mine realistic but increase the size by 200%
>>27540389
>Alicorns are 6 feet tall; they're actually TOO big to comfortably fuck
MANLET DETECTED
>>27540625
>>27540629
This but with boobs
>>27540627I am so glad he's a passive aggressive asshole.
>>27540641
I need pictures of alicorns height shaming anon
>>27540624
Dude looks gay as hell
>>27540646
what are those ponies doing
>>27540646
>>27540646
having your cutiemark visible for all must be so great.
if you see a hot mare who has the a similar mark as you then you instantly know you would be friends
>>27540671unf
>>27540669
>passive aggressive asshole.
He is gay after all.
>>27540641
CELESTIA STOP TORMENTING THE SHORTIES
>>27540674
Do not bully him
>>27540627
>everyone dreaded it'd be basement neckbeard
>instead he's just a modern art major douchebro
I can take pride in my NEET status in that I actively try to minimize my impact on the household
>4 hours
>223 posts
>>27540696
PRINCESS NOI
>>27540671
>>27540690
biglestia thread?
>>27540693
The main thing that had me worried about this episode was me thinking he was going to be a pony who had some serious self-esteem issues and the plot would be resolved by Fluttershy of all ponies telling him to get over it.
I was never concerned about his appearance because if he ended up being a disgusting slob I could at least laugh at him.
>>27540674
fucking hipsters with their man buns
>>27540715
Those legs are awful. They're not nearly horsey enough.
>>27540684
>candy, brushing and blank flank
>similar
>>27538589
When in doubt, filly.
>>27540879
I want more Sweetie Rarity interactions.I would kill a pony for a Rarifamily episode
>>27540879
rip sweetie's squeaky voice
I wanna make Dash ahegao
>>27540879
>we are the cutie mark ni-ggers
MAKE
EQUESTRIA
STRAIGHT
AGAIN
>>27540879
Or colt.
>>27540939
I will force every single stallion to kiss to prevent this dark future.
>>27540671
>>27540690
>>27540993
CELESTIA PLS
>>27540993
>it's a full blown escalator up to her butt
>kid anon is having fun running down the wrong way
>>27540993
Man I don't need this shit.
I'll just go fuck a better pony.
Pro Tip Celestia, that's almost all of them
>>27540993
>>27541029
I have a better idea...
>>27541062
>Celestia straps anons on different parts of her
>over the centuries some were forgotten and lost in her fluff
>their skellingtons still cling
>>27541105
>tfw weaver is beb and hats us
>>27540993
what did she mean by this?
>>27541117
I still don't get why he never bothered to improve his art.
>>27540993
She can always go for a bigger stud
>>27540993mom please
>>27541307
