Alternate Universe Edgy-Shy has invited you to her house to read edgy comics/mamga and play DOOM while talking about how dark and cruel the world is. Do you go? Do you fake being ultra edgy or act normal?
>>27515426
>Alternate Universe Edgy-Shy
I'll be honest OP, I stopped reading there and have to say 'no'. Fluttershy is always a shit.
But in regard to your topic, sure, if it was my waifu.
Fluttershy.
Stopped reading there.
>Fluttershy
>no hooves
>>27515426
>Edgy-Shy
TOP KEK
>Flutteredge
>DOOM
Reminder that Fluttershy X Discord is an OFFICIAL ship.
>>27515426
"...and you're inviting me"
>The cute emo gal looks at you, perplexed.
>Her big aqua eyes widening, as if she was trying to grasp what you said
>"...um, y-yeah?"
>You stare at her, without saying anything, almost pokerface
>Then you close you eyes and pinch the top of your nose, sighing
"Fluttershy" you say, gently putting your hands on her shoulders "let's recap, shall we?"
>She has a little jump, as if she was trying to evade your hands, but then relaxes
>"hm-hm"
"So. You want me, to come visiting you, at your place, right?"
>"Well, yeah"
"Ok, we're cool till now. Then you said you want us to spend the day reading edgy...manga and comics?"
>"Hell yeah! They're so cool!"
"And play Doom."
>"The original, of course!"
"And talk about how cruel and dark the world is"
>"Y-yeah! Can't you see it's all sh-"
"Shush, shush, shush, calm down. One step at a time. So, basically you want me to do emo stuff with you?"
>"Um, well, now that you put it like that...."
"Ok. BUT. Weren't you emos supposed to be solitary people who dislike human contact?"
>"...m-maybe?"
"I mean, you try to tell me the world is a dark, bad place, filled with angst and betrayal...and then you ask me to be your buddy for the day?"
>"...um..."
"Seriously, can't you see something's not working here?"
>"...yeah, I s-see what you mean..."
"Oh, good. I mean, this whole emo stuff seemed s-"
>"Oh well, then, wanna come to my place to make out?"
"...a...ahwahatnow?"
>"Yeah. I could use a good smooching. And of course, we can also do all the rest, if you want"
"A-all the rest?"
>"Yes. You know, Manga, comics, doom, etc..."
"...ah, ok"
>"...we can also have sex, of course."
"Sign me in."
>"Great, see you later! And thanks, I had no idea being honest was the fastest way to get what I wanted..."
"y...you're welcome..."
>>27516255
>doom
>emo stuff
CRAWLING
>>27515426
>fake being ultra edgy
>faking
>>27515426
>Alt waifu
EdgeyShy
SmartJack
LazyTwi
DepressedPinkie
GamerDash
Nerdity
And all your favorite waifus in a bizarre change of personality.
>>27516960
>all your favorite waifus in a bizarre change of personality
>SmartJack
>>27515426
Should be like
Cleverjack or Applenewton
Selfielight
/mu/pie
RainbowGrinder
Robotdity
Flutterbrash
Rainbrain Dash
Appleclass
Raryhick
Pinkie Sad
Twalazy Sparkle
>>27517313
FlutterFash
Rainhoe Smash
Appleslack
Care-ity
Pinkie High
Twifight Sparkle
>>27517615
>Rainhoe
You mean like a farmer or an actual whore?
>>27515426
DOOM is fun so sure
>>27515426
Yeah, sure. Nothing wrong with that.
