Welcome to Equestrian Dungeon, the sequel to /mlp/ Tower. As in the last rendition of the game, the goal will be to get to the end of the segment or floor. Along the way, you will be able to keep items you find (and mischeviously bring along) in the Inventory, as well as work with a set number of players, dubbed "AnonPones," in the thread. AnonPones are created when a player joins the game. There are multiple interactive objects, such as switches, levers, giant metal springs, and the occasional undead or mechanical monstrosity that's out to kill your party. There are also many traps scattered throughout the floor, such as flamethrowers and bottomless pits, that also harm or kill your AnonPones. You have no floor diagram, alas "Flying Blind", and you will rely on
>Greentext parts of the story
to move along.
Gemima's Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/FFVMA7pn
Version: 1.4
Recent updates: /inv now relocates to this link: http://pastebin.com/BiJ2ZYpE
For new players: Post the nearest three items to your LEFT excluding computer accessories, then post what race you'd like to be (Earth Pony, Pegasus, Unicorn).
>>27508817
"Let's double time this shit."
Work on the Energy Sword/Silver Coins as quick as possible, with the corrected errors.
>>27508817
Give Andrew diplomatic belly rubs
>>27508817
Come back from my Medusa statue state
>>27508817
Look around for doors and passages.
>>27508837
>The 2.5th Manhorse works on the Energy Sword without proper precautions... (1/7)
>>27508864
>Diplomatic belly rubs were given.
>>27508867
>Morky breaks out of the statue.
>>27508880
>Krono looks around for more doors and passages, but finds none.
>>27508971
Look around
>>27508971
Oh, no, I meant, like, do the recipe, now that the errors HAVE been corrected, not doing it with the errors themselves.
Keep working anyway.
>>27508971
Follow Glim.
>>27508971
Follow Morky whilst dragging that BFG
>>27508977
>Morky looked around, and found a wooden door straight in front of him. There was another one behind him.
>>27508983
I meant your rubber gloves.
>The 2.5th Manhorse keeps working... (2/7)
>>27509018
>Krono is following Starlight.
>>27509032
>Starlight is following Morky, with the BFG 9000 in tow.
>>27508864
Mmmmmmm. A little higher please.
*Enjoys the belly rubs*
>>27509035
Go into the door behind me.
Can we add a name to my technique where I levitate my shield, run and jump off it and bash the enemy with my rake?
>>27509035
Bellyrub Andrew again in a higher spot
>>27509040
Fine,fine
>>27508971
Continues to lay on back.
>>27509052
Mmmmmm. Thank you.
>>27509035
I posted that in the previous thread; use the Anime Poster for light protection.
Keep working.
>>27509035
Gently pat Andrew's head.
>>27509035
Teleport to Manhorse, and help him with the Energy sword and stuff.
>>27509136
Mmmmm.
*Nuzzles your hand in attempts to get more petting*
>>27509172
>hand
>>27509172
>hand
A-anthro
IT'S CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>>27509042
Sure.
>Morky enters the wooden door behind him, and finds a wooden door straight ahead, and darkness to his left and to his right.
>>27509052
>>27509058
>This happens.
>>27509090
>The 2.5th Manhorse finds a use for that anime poster. (3/7)
>>27509136
>Krono assists in the diplomatic rubbings.
>>27509153
>Jack Frost helps Manhorse with the Energy Sword... (3.5/7)
>>27509172
>hand
Where do you think we are?
>>27509220
Keep helping.
Oh, and I guess it was a good choice to sleep in.
>>27509220
Go through door
Let's call it "Death From Above"
>>27509172
>hand
...i have no hands.
>>27509220
More head pats.
>>27509220
Head pat Krono
>>27509220
Keep working.
"So Vinyl; you come here often?"
>>27509242
I meant hoof, sorry.
>>27509260
Are you literally a pedo right now?
>>27509275
Don't do that....
A most unpleasant experience will start if you go that far.
>>27509274
I'm not trying to argue, but mini-Vinyl isn't a kid, Glimglam. It's just a small Vinyl.
>>27509228
>Jack Frost continues to help... (4/7)
>>27509239
Custom move name set.
>Morky enters the wooden door that lies in front of him. Here, he finds a BarrelBot guarding some sort of picture.
>>27509242
>>27509253
>>27509275
>It's getting disgusting.
>>27509260
>"Well, seeing as this is the only building I have been in for the past few years, I guess you could say that." (5/7)
>>27509291
We don't really know the age
I just assumed...
>>27509220
Takes a nap.
>>27509296
Takes a nap.
>>27509296
Do Death from above on the Barrel Bot, except with attacking do a glory kill by slamming the canons together and destroying it's head.
>>27509296
Go over to Morky and sneak around the bot to look at image
Oh and take the BFG with me
>>27509296
Keep working.
>>27509297
Well, hey, I just always thought it was a pocket-sized adult Vinyl.
>>27509329
So does someone play the part of Vinyl?
>>27509296
take in my surroundings
>>27509296
Put Andrew on my back while she sleeps. Go to Morky and attack the BB
>>27509274Bigger than a chicken, good for a dickin.
>>27509296
>the joke
>her head
"Well, it could be worse, you could have ended up in the wasteland. Or a radiated field. Or with Dr. Cross. Or in Philadelphia."
Finish up the sword.
>>27509363
If her age is on the clock, she's ready for cock
>>27509338
Nah. It's Lawsmen's doing.
>>27509344Hey I want to sleep on your back.....
>>27509379You can once Andrew wakes up, which should be pretty soon
>>27509372
>>27509372
Pedophilia. Not even once.
>>27509402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEtgRBjEZp0
>>27509372
Not in her teens, good for the beans.
If she still likes gamin', she's good for the gay men.
If the pussy is tighter, call in Dan Schneider.
>>27509300
>>27509311
>Takes a nap with digits.
>>27509315
>Morky attacked the BarrelBot with "Death from Above!" He landed a critical hit! {CRITICAL!}
>>27509327
>Starlight sneaks the BRG around Morky's battle to try to look at the image. It appears to be some sort of framed piece of paper...
>>27509329
>Jack Frost keeps working... (5.5/7)
>>27509339
>Useless takes it all in.
>>27509344
>Krono, being weighed down by Andrew, wakes her up as he attacks the BarrelBot with the Bat-tle Axe! Damage ensues.
>>27509363
>The 2.5th Manhorse is almost done... (6.5/7)
Morky and company suddenly attacked the BarrelBot!
The BarrelBot fired its shoulder cannon at Morky! He took substantial damage.
Warning! Morky is low on HP!
>>27509418
Be afraid, be very afraid.
>>27509424
Finish up the sword.
>>27509424
Charges at barrel bot and slams into it's chest in attempts to knock it over.
>>27509424
Fire BFG at Bot
>>27509424
Whew lad.
I push the barrel bot over
If i die I want it to be like in Super Smash Bros: Brawl
>>27509424
"Sounds like Morky is getting assblasted."
Get to work on the Silver Coins.
>>27509424Is there an available list of statues, or people that haven't been here/don't plan on coming back?
>>27509424
goto location @ morky
inquiry morky 'help?' y/n
>>27509424
Wings of Healing 2 on Morky
>>27509436
>Jack Frost finished the Energy Sword! (7/7)
The Farmers' Revenge II was dropped to compensate inventory room.
>>27509443
>Andrew charged at the BarrelBot, and slammed into its chest with all his might! He dealt a decent amount of damage.
>>27509451
>Starlight unleashed the BFG on the BarrelBot! It took insane damage! {CRITICAL!}
>>27509458
>Morky tipped the assblasted BarrelBot over.
>>27509460
I assume you would use more of the laser pistol power to malleate the silver?
>>27509467
Coming up.
>>27509484
>Useless is a tad late.
>>27509497
>Krono cast Winds of Healing, lv.2 on Morky! He recovered some energy.
You won!
Morky, Krono, Andrew and Starlight gained 22 EXP.
>>27509601
Equip Energy sword
>>27509601
Take a quick look at the Sword stats.
>>27509607
Or maybe not. I guess teleport to >>27509035
(Morky), and go straight?
>>27509607
Hold your horses (kek). You have the BFG already, and considering you need to drag one, I can assure you that you don't have space for another item. Besides, I see what you're doing, and you're not in that room.
>>27509601
Keep the sword, inspect it's stats.
>>27509607
>Starlight immediately unequipped the Silver Chariot, and equipped the Energy Sword!
>>27509620
>Jack Frost teleported to Morky... Somewhat.
Energy Sword - ATK +11, DEF +1, SPD -2
Electrical weapon
Weak to fire,ice
Resistant to metal
>>27509628
>Andrew applebucks the smoked BarrelBot where it stands. It falls over with a comical CRASH.
>>27509649
Give Energy Sword to Morky and re-equip Silver Chariot
>>27509642
Again,fuck off.
>>27509649
Check out the door straight ahead?
>+11 Attack and +1 Defense
WEW
>>27509601
Sits down.
>>27509649
I lay down and lay on my back with my shield over my stomach.
>>27509649
>>27509658
Equip energy sword I guess
>>27509649
Right, I'll be equipping the BFG then, if she has the sword.
>>27509658
Well, I don't see how my post elicits that response, but alright, I'm willing to let it slide. I was talking about armor upgrades in the unofficial, and I have a recipe brewed up; do you want it, considering you're the 2nd best tank?
>>27509681
Actually, now Morky has it. You probably ain't seeing that sword again.
>>27509681
Again,fuck off
Why would I want anything to do with you?
Also you can't equip a generator(?)
>>27509658
>Starlight unequipped the Energy Sword, and re-equipped the Silver Chariot.
>>27509659
>Jack Frost finds that the door straight ahead is the room that Morky and friends are currently in.
>>27509660
>Andrew sits down.
>>27509665
>>27509672
>Morky unequipped the Rake, and equipped the Energy Sword.
>>27509681
>The 2.5th Manhorse acquires possession of the BFG 9000.
>>27509708
Welp. Teleport to >>27509220 (Morky), and light up the left dankness.
>>27509681
I heard armor upgrades.
>>27509706
Hey Starlight do you think there's a transformation spell that could give me either a unicorn horn or pegasus wings?
>>27509708
/stats
>>27509717
I'll get those to you in just a few turns, there's one or two things I need to do before I make anything else.
>>27509717
Thanks pal
>>27509708
I guess go left
>>27509708
Continues sitting.
>>27509726
>Transformation spell
>Turns you into a unicorn or Pegasus
Oh, if only you knew.
>>27509732
Alright.
>>27509708
Also I'll be gone for a while
>>27509717
Armor upgrades....
Considering I can use it to benefit future goals....fuck it why not
But I'm only letting Krono do it.
>>27509681
Also how the fuck is that true
sit in the lotus position
close eyes and focus inward
let my mind become still and clear as the ocean before a storm
breathing slowly and rhythmically
concentrate on the solarplexes chakra
>>27509745
>But I'm only letting Krono do it.
I expected nothing less.
>Also how the fuck is that true.
What are you referring to in that reply?
>>27509762
How am I the second best tank
>>27509717
>Jack Frost explored the darkness to the left. Here, he found darkness in all directions.
>>27509732
/stats
(22)JAF-1/6293 Sa Ha Pa s^A d^A,O Ea Eb Po Hb Eg (E: Frostfang, Power Bracelet, Metal Wig, Blocker Pad) (KOs: 2)
(19)FRU-1/5117 H3 R3 E2 (E: Bayonet, Battered Helmet, Blood Moon Pendant)
(14)STC-1/2623 Ac Sc Oc Hc Vc (E: Royal Flush, Vest, LED Lantern) (KOs: 2)
(12)KRO-0/2163 H2 R1 T1 (E: Bat-tle Axe, Leather Armor, Offensive Patch) (KOs: 4)
(7)MOR-0/854 La Sa Sb (Gl) (E: Energy Sword, Medieval Shield, Stoneguard Armor)
(7)USL-1/762 Ac Sc (E: Nothing)
(3)T25-0/187 (E: The Cat's Tail)
(7)STL-1/826 Ac Sc (E: Crystal Bracelet, Silver Chariot, Violet Charm)
(4)AND-1/256 (E: Nothing)
>>27509734
>Morky is following Jack Frost.
>>27509736
>Andrew continues sitting.
>>27509753
>Uselss is meditating.
>>27509780
Well, I don't really know. I guess he was talking about your equipment and stuff???
Aren't you level 7 due to you know what?
>>27509791
Look around the Darkness with the LED lantern.
>>27509791
Go to Useless and meditate with him
>>27509742
Why what happned? I say raising an eyebrow.
>>27509791
Ah; according to that /stat chart, Starlight doesn't have any armor on. This...quickens things a bit. Everything is set up the right way.Fair warning, Lawsmen, the next ten minutes are about to go batshit insane, but I'll explain afterwards.
Equip Iron Armor.
"Useless, run."
Fire BFG 9000 at Starlight, hope for RNGesus to give that nat 20 for the one-hit.
>>27509791
Follow Jack.I probably need to upgrade my armour in a few turns, since all I have is Leather Armour Which was Earthly Armour, it gave really good defence. But I don't know what happened to it. I just one day had leather armour instead of it.
>>27509812
>I say, raising an eyebrow
No.
Anyways, in the tower, on the final floor, I was able to become a Pegasus, and Calvin became a unicorn due to bullshit.
>>27509833
. . . I can already smell the salt.
>>27509833
MANHORSE WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>27509833
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
>>27509844
JACK DO SOMETHING
>>27509848
KRONO HELP
>>27509849
Well, you said you want us to cover more ground!
>>27509863
JACK YOU FUCK
I LITERALLY DID NOTHING TO PROVOKE THIS ATTACK
>>27509871
Listen, if you are lucky, you are only slightly fucked.
>>27509791
Sorry I'm late everyone
Had shit to do
Anyways...
>>27509833
FUCK ARE YOU DOING??
Run up to Manhorse and cast Square Chain on him
>>27509849
You've been increasingly angry and attempting to start conflicts for two weeks; I'm afraid I can't let you injure the solid flow the game has had yet again. If it makes you feel any better, your stuff will be donated to the party instead of me; I just want your physical form. And your magic. Magic is very important too.
>>27509863
KEK
>>27509878
I wouldn't count on that.
>>27509871
My Vinyl Scratch plush has healing properties, if you die I'll revive you.
>>27509878
She has no armour.
She is level 7.
She is going to get annihilated.
>>27509886
...
I got a spell for this kind of problem.
>>27509891
Krono....
I don't want to die again....
Please help
>>27509889
ARE YOU LITERALLY A SCHIZOPHRENIC ASSHOLE?
ALL I DID WAS ARGUE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
I don't deserve this....
>>27509795
>Jack Frost looks around. Here, he finds a wooden door to the right, and more darkness ahead. There is a dead end to his left.
>>27509798
>Starlight is meditating with Useless.
Here we go.
>>27509833I know what you're trying to do.
>The 2.5th Manhorse attacked Starlight with the BFG 9000! She took definite electrical damage, but not enough to warrant a 1-hit KO.
>>27509835
>Krono is following Jack Frost.
>>27509886
>Ember cast Square Chain on The 2.5th Manhorse! All three attacks missed.
Everything begins to slow down...?
>>27509925
Welp.
I know what's going to happen, and I don't like it.
Go into the right wooden door.You going to do what I think you are going to do, Lawsmen?
>>27509925
Oh shit are they back?
SQUARE CHAIN THAT BACKSTABBING CUNT NAMED MANHORSE
>>27509886
Ah, I forgot about you entirely. As it seems, the communist regime is pretty fucked right now. If you cease attacking after the next post, I'll spare you the trouble of having to die.
>>27509925
"You...how the fuck did you manage to miss three pun-- ah, you know what, I don't care anymore."
Let's go point blank rape with the BFG 9000; she's getting the full treatment.
>>27509925
DEUS EX MACHINA
>>27509942
But....
I didn't do anything to warrent an attack on my life...
>>27509925
If I die my Vinyl Plush will revive me before consuming itself and burning up.
*Attempt to Applebuck Manhorse in the head, in hopes to knock him*
>>27509925
Acute chain that BFG whatever
>>27509952
Why the fuck should I sit around and do nothing as you kill an innocent person?
>>27509980
>person
You mean pony.
>>27509958
>>27509745
>>27509706
>>27509658
A while back you said the game didn't run on me; this is true, in a way, I can't control the rules. But I can control the system. I'll explain after the massacre if you still don't seem to get it.
>>27509998
You literal psychopath
>>27510013
>>27509998
>>27510023
Accurate
>>27509998
Explain, now.
>>27509939
>Jack Frost enters the wooden door to the right. Here, he finds another wooden door to his left, and more darkness ahead.
>>27509940
>Starlight cast Square Chain on The 2.5th Manhorse! One of the three attacks landed.
>>27509952
>The 2.5th Manhorse tried to fire the BFG 9000, despite it not having any time to charge! He still dealt electrical damage to Starlight, albeit not very much.
>>27509956That is actually a spell in the game for Earth ponies.
>>27509961
>Andrew attacked The 2.5th Manhorse with an applebuck to the mid-region! She dealt mediocre damage.
>>27509980
>Ember cast Acute Chain on the BFG 9000! One of the two attacks landed.
Time is coming to a standstill...?
>>27510057
"GOD-DAMNIT."
Try to open the left wooden door.
>>27510057
DIO-sama.You have come to rescue me.
Acute chain Mancunt's BFG while screaming
MUDAMUDAMUDA
>>27510057
Grab Manhorse in a choke hold and stab his back
>>27510057
Earth pones can cast a spell to create a Deus Ex Machina to save themselves?
>>27510057
Attempt to Applebuck Manhorse in the face.
*I yell "These are marching legs motherfucker!"*
>>27510057
"Fuuuck, iiiiit's theeeee doooctooooor agaiiiiin!"
Reel the gun back and smash that shit into Ember's skull/neck, place both my front hooves onto Glimmer, who should be on the ground from the chain of events, and if I can use my horn, force Andrew away with as much magic force as I can muster. Multitasking is the shit.
>>27510057
I was the Anon.
>>27510106
>>27510057
Join the party, and while in the middle of an insult, panic.
>>27510140
Fruit
Please help me,Andrew,and Starlight
I dunno why,but Manhorse suddenly attacked her
>>27510158
It's a very simple reason, and if you gave me a turn or two without you ambushing me, I'd give you an explanation.
>>27510188
No, I already know why you are doing it. It's because Glimglam is a obstacle in your place to make that one robot thing or whatever.
>>27510188
What kind of bullshit excuse is that?
Can't you explain NOW?!
>>27510200
Try to move in the slowed down time.
"NOPE."
>>27510066
>Jack Frost is having a little trouble with that door.
>>27510076
>Starlight tried to cast Acute Chain, but...
>>27510094
>Ember tried to pull a Brutus, but...
>>27510099
It's the very last spell they learn.
>>27510106
>Andrew tried to attack Manhorse with another applebuck, but...
>>27510110
>The 2.5th Manhorse tried to simultaneously kill three ponies at once, but...
>>27510140
>Fruitanon is here, but...
"Boy howdy, you ponies just can't keep your hooves off each other!"
>Dr. Cross trots into the room, with two more guards following close behind wheeling in another purple slowdown machine.
"It's actually quite convenient that you two are brawling again. We have both of your counterparts already in contempt, and I feel that now is a better time than ever to test some technology out on you punks."
>Dr. Cross trots over to Andrew, and stares menacingly into her eyes.
"Foxtrot, retrieve the ice filly from the right corridor."
>The guard on the left responds with a more collected "Aye, Sir;" then leaves the room in pursuit of Jack Frost.
Repost for small error.
>>27510200
"Who the fuck are you?"
I say to them
You're all fucking idiots.
STOP KILLING EACHOTHER!
If Manhorse wants to make his uranium powered fucking dildos, let him! Break it down if it becomes harmful to the game arty!
And Manhorse, stop attacking the fucking team!
>>27509833
>Useless, run
sorry, I will not
do what you must
I will not move
focus on the throat chakra
>>27510220
Turn to Dr.Cross and say
"You...."
>>27510196
Oh, no. I would never kill somebody that inconveniences just me only, unless they were breaking things. Hold that thought, Dr. Douche is here.
>>27510197
No, hold on, the doctor is in.
>>27510200
"Hey Doctor Cocktor, I think you would be quite impressed with MY latest technology. It shrinks the penis of whoever is the victim. Oh wait, it seems you've already used it twenty times!"
"Nah, but really though, you're pretty fucking dead now."
>>27510220
Stop fighting and look at Dr.Cross.
>>27510220
Really? Also,
>Ice filly
>Filly
>Jack Frost
Kek
>>27510220
Sneak into the room behind the purple slow-down machine. I wasn't in the room at the time so I wouldn't be affected by the machine.
>>27510255
Oh shit the hero arrives
Crack that machine like a glass dildo
>>27510250
Kek
>>27510220
Turn to the doc with an emotionless fruit expression.
>>27510213
>>27510229
>Jack Frost tries to avoid Guard Foxtrot's grasp, but fails and is hauled into the slowdown room.
>>27510233
>Useless is having trouble focusing on any chakras at the moment.
>>27510250
Yeah.
>>27510255
>Suitcase tries to sneak into the room with the slowdown machine, but the machine traps her anyway.
>>27510228
>>27510241
>>27510249
>>27510302
>>27510242
>Dr. Cross watches as Suitcase and Jack Frost are added to the conglomeration of time-stopped ponies.
"The fact of the matter is, we have been watching your actions since you were on ground level. In fact, we know exactly who you are, and you know who we are because of the monitor outside the torpedo testing area."
>Dr. Cross looks at Jack Frost.
"Your actions as of late have proven futile to our procedures, and as such, you are no longer needed by DKM Enterprises. However, the work we do here is top-secret, and as such, no word of this can be said to the public."
>Dr. Cross averts his gaze to the twirling Suitcase.
"Seeing as how you lot aren't the most trustworthy of subjects, we have no choice but to exterminate each and every one of you in this room as soon as possible."
>Dr. Cross stares into Ember's eyes.
"But I'm a kind stallion, and I'll give you maggots the pleasure of picking your poison."
>The group can see the other guard installing a lockable door with something akin to The Manhorse's Hyper-Eye system.
"Everyone, I would like you to pick who should live: Manhorse or Starlight?"
>>27510302
If you know Hitlerspimp, that's actually how I imagine you. I imagine you just like Hitlerspimp but with a fruit bowl head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H80rdhoequU
>>27510321
"...Manhorse."
>>27510321
........Manhorse.
>>27510321"Why not both?"
>>27510352
Andrew how could you?
>>27510275
I.....I'm sorry. I always had a thing for both you and Krono.
>>27510321
Remain Silent.
>>27510321
Starlight
>>27510375
It isn't too late
Please
Think about all of the times I helped you out
>>27510370
Pssst. I just thought of something. Here take my Vinyl Plushie! I whisper hastily.
>>27510375
>>27510400
Don't listen to her. Think of the potential Manhorse has.
>>27510321
Stealthily pass Starlight my Vinyl Plush.
>Note: My Vinyl Plush has healing properties and can revive ONE living being before being completely consumed.
>>27510321
"I suppose voting for myself would be a given, but I feel the need to anyway. But WHY build a gigantic fucking tower if you just killed everyone anyway? It makes literally no sense at all! Why not just smack the Floor 26 boss at the entrance and call it a day? Why build a tower at all?! Just brainwash the public, for god's sake, it's not that hard! What the fuck is your staff doing all day to be this dense?"
>>27510412
Okay...
>>27510418
Don't listen to Jack
He just wants Manhorse's shit and nothing more
Manhorse has proven himself to be a threat to the entire party
>>27510321
I assume the party is going to be halved...
If there is a tie, either both will die or both will live...
"Starlight." That'll bring it to a tie.
>>27510321
Oh and I vote for myself since Manhorse can do it too
>>27510440
I don't want only just his stuff.
I want the party to win.
I want to beat these bastards.
The stuff is a plus, but still.
>>27510440
He actually has none of my shit on him, as far as I can remember. In fact, YOU were the one who took both my crafted items, faggot.
>>27510442
"Krono..I don't want to lose you again"
>>27510453
When did you get so Pro-Manhorse, Jack? You used to be pretty neutral.
>>27510453
I don't think we can Jack, this is real life not some little colt's tale.
>>27510462
I'm terribly sorry
Didn't you say that your items were to benefit ALL of us?
>>27510470
This
>>27510470
>>27510482
Why should I answer that? Oh, wait, I know why. It's because he is the better one.
>>27510478
Real life? This isn't real life. It's a game. EXP, stats, monsters. We either win or lose. I rather win.
I hate to sound like a Nazi, but....
Jacks right.
Manhorse is the more valuable player.
>>27510321
I offer my life that both Starlight and Manhorse should both live
besides...my name says it all
>>27510506
Roleplaying? I thought that was against the rules. Oh well.
>>27510358
"Fuck it, I choose Manhorse. That way there's less arguing and we can actually have a decent boss fight."
>>27510511
...
Well looks like I have nothing to look forward to...
>>27510482
I benefit the people I trust. And that's everyone except you, Andrew, and Ember.
Also, you got cucked. Andrew and Ember come soon after.
>>27510506You can't "roleplay" on /mlp/ (ex. being *teleports behind you*), but you can interact with the game itself. There's a very thin line we're trying not to cross.
>>27510521
SUITCASE YOU LITERAL FUCK
WHY CANT YOU STAY NEUTRAL
FRUIT,WHY CANT YOU SUPPORT YOUR DRAGON WAIFU OR WHATEVER
JACK,WHEN DID YOU SUDDENLY STOP BEING NEUTRAL?
>>27510527
Fun? I am having fun. The fighting we are having because of arguments that Manhorse and Glimglam have are not fun.
>>27510533
Do you see me as "True Neutral" in your alignment chart? No, I'm Lawful Neutral.
>>27510522
*Hugs You*
ok don't worry when you die the plush will revive you.... I...I don't want you to die because I have feelings for both you and Krono...... if he doesn't kill you a second time.... and I die... don't let Krono die ok? I whisper.
>>27510346
>>27510352
>>27510437
>>27510521
>Dr. Cross is emotionless.
"Hm. You've made your choice."
>...
"Golf, dispose of Starlight. Foxtrot, call in 'Op B.'"
>Both guards do as they are told, both removing Starlight from the scene and having a giant black box wheeled in.
"Oh, you guys will love this. This invention was the pinnacle of our technology three floors ago, and I assure that you guys will have the time of your life... Especially since it'll be your last."
>Dr. Cross grins at The 2.5th Manhorse.
"In fact, we didn't have to help the inventor with this at all -- he built it with his own hooves!"
"I call this Model D2_4585 -- The Mechanical Manhorse."
"Have fun, you twats."
>Dr. Cross leaves the room, taking the seized Starlight and the slowdown machine out with him. Guard Golf then locks himself, Foxtrot, and the Mecha-Manhorse inside the picture room.
Jack Frost and company v. Mecha-Manhorse and cohorts!
Mecha-Manhorse is initializing...
Guard Foxtrot used a shield-generating device on the Mecha-Manhorse!
The Mecha-Manhorse's body was envloped with a 3-hit physical shield!
Guard Golf sounded a war cry!
Guard Golf, Guard Foxtrot, and the Mecha-Manhorse's SPD rose by 5!
This is the choice you made.
>>27510552
....
Take good care of Krono if the plush doesn't work...
>>27510566
Cast levitation beta on the two Guards, and chuck them at the Mecha-Manhorse.
>>27510569
*Finishes hug*
Oh Celestia, why... I will Starlight.... I promise.
>>27510566
LITERALLY FUCKING HELL
THE REASON I MADE A NEW CHARACTER WAS TO START ANEW
NOT TO GET BETRAYED BY THE PARTY
.....
I just can't deal with this bullshit
>>27510566
Body slam Guard Golf, and I don't mean charge into him, I mean throw my entire body at him.
>>27510566
Healing Wind III on the most currently damaged.
Prepare for a fight.
>>27510533
I never thought I would see keyboard rage on 4chan. That usually happens on Twitch. And Minecraft.
>>27510427
>>27510552
You can't add notes to your shit, by the way. The plush is simply a plush, and it has to stay that way. I can't say
>Note: The BFG 9000 can have a 25% one-hit KO chance,
Or something shitty like that.
>>27510566
"...I'm impressed and scared at the same time."
Walk up to Mecha-Manhorse.
"Manhorse, I have something dark to tell you; I'm actually you from the future. And as it turns out, the suit you made can divide by zero. No shit, try it out."
Speech check, hope it works.
>>27510566
Just sit somewhere far from the fight and do nothing
>>27510566
Attempt to do an Applebuck chain on Guard Golfs face.
Also Laws, do you think you could let the plush activate when Starlight is executed?
>>27510589if you ask me the game have changed far to much from the tower
it use to be about exploring and bashing enemies
but now is a goddamn daytime soap opera
>>27510566
Welp. Time to kill a fucking robot.
Attack Mecha Manhorse.
>>27510589
Get fucked and get out. If you make a new character, I'll spawnkill you just for the FRS decline.
>>27510617
1. You can't do that. It goes against the game law.
2. Revival works in unconsciousness, but Star's fucking dead. Plush figures can't fix dead.
>>27510640
Manhorse
I swear I will avenge Starlight
She never deserved any of this
All she did was argue with you
>>27510640
Maybe I only said that to comfort Starlight in her final moments. Lying is good sometimes.
The Mecha-Manhorse is ready to go!
The Mecha-Manhorse opened the battle by attacking Ember with a metallic slam! She took tons of damage! {CRITICAL!}
>>27510579
>Jack Frost cast Levitation Beta on Goard Golf and Foxtrot, and threw them at the Mecha-Manhorse! The Mecha-Manhorse's shield negated the damage dealt, while the guards took damage respectively.
>>27510591
>Suitcase body-slammed into Guard Golf with all his might! He dealt moderate damage.
>>27510595
>Fruitanon cast Winds of Healing, lv.3 on Morky! He recovered a lot of energy.
>>27510603
>The 2.5th Manhorse speech-checks Mecha-Manhorse. It says with a Chrysalis-esque tone;
"Get fucked, asshat."
>It then proceeds to slam him to the ground, and scratch his midsection with a blade reminiscent of the Frostfang. He takes damage, yes.
The 2.5th Manhorse is bleeding!
>>27510608
>Ember is hiding...
>>27510617
No.
>Andrew attacked Guard Golf with an applebuck to the face! The enemy took moderate damage.
>>27510628The time of reckoning might have come.
>>27510637
>Krono attacked the Mecha-Manhorse with the Bat-tle Axe, but its shield negated the damage! The Mecha-Manhorse did counter, however, with a metallic strike! He took damage.
Guard Golf rolled a grenade at The 2.5th Manhorse! Watch out!
Guard Foxtrot fired beams at Andrew and Jack Frost! They both took moderate heat damage.
I'm gonna upgrade my weapon soon..
>>27510658
Ah ah ah-- I have both the sword and the BFG now. Coming even close to me would kill the whole party with another Dr. Cross intervention.
>>27510669
A reasonable point, I suppose, but why lie? She'll never know in three minutes.
>>27510669
Well all I can see now is that Manhorse is a sadistic maniac who somehow manipulated Jack or something
>>27510696
Continue to not be apart
>>27510696
Cast levitation alpha on the Grenade, and chuck it at Guard Golf.
>>27510696
Expect Jack to throw the grenade back at the guards.
Terrorism Wing III On Robot.
>>27510708
He didn't manipulate me.
>>27510696
Applebuck Guard Wolf with all the might I can muster. Try to hit the head.
>>27510702
Fuck you
Go ahead and kill me
It's only proving what Star and Morky have been saying
>>27510715
Well it sure as hell looks like it
>>27510696
Plunge the Royal Flush into the skull of Guard Foxtrot.
>>27510696
Okay, use the Silver Chariot to carve a hole at the bottom of the handle of the Bat-tle Axe. The hole should be as large as the grip of the Silver Chariot. Then slot the Silver Chariot's grip into the hole. This should create the Bat-tle Chariot, a weapon that is half Axe, half Rapier.
>>27510702
I thought if she was at least half confident in the plushes false abilities it would allow her a some what peace full death. She deserved a lot more than any of us could have given her, but at least I could comfort her.
>>27510696
"No? Eh, worth a shot. While you're here, check out what items were behind Door #2."
Yank the Energy Sword out from Morky's hooves and slice the robot fucker.If we play our cards right, we may be able to get the Mechsuit back.
>>27510696
just sit in the middle of the room quietlyif it must come so be it
Maybe Law will save me in the end
Maybe not
No more unofficial shit
Unless it is wanted
Maybe I'll make a new character
But hell since Manhorse is sadisic as fuck he will just kill me
>>27510745
Thanks anyways.....
>>27510752
Manhorse I was only defending my friend, can we please have truce, if nothing else a truce would increase both of our survival chances.
>>27510769
Welcome.
The Mecha-Manhorse converted its front left hoof into a gun, and fired bullet after bullet at Fruitanon! He took damage from 6 of the 10 bullets fired.
>>27510708
>Ember continues to ignore the battle.
>>27510709
>Jack Frost chucked the grenade back at Guard Golf using Levitation Alpha!
>>27510712
>Fruitanon cast Winds of Terror, lv.3 on the Mecha-Manhorse! The Mecha-Manhorse's DEF fell by 35 for the next turn!
>>27510717
>Andrew attacked Guard Golf with another apple-buck! He took minor damage.
>>27510724
>Suitcase attacked Guard Foxtrot with the royal Flush! He just clipped the enemy.
>>27510741
>Krono decides that now is the time to craft.
Error: Silver Chariot is still in Starlight's possession.
>>27510752
>The 2.5th Manhorse attacked the Mecha-Manhorse with the Energy Sword, but its shield negated the damage!
The Mecha-Manhorse's shield was broken!
>>27510765
>Useless is idle.
Guard Golf cast Shield Alpha on the Mecha-Manhorse!
The Mecha-Manhorse's body was enveloped by a 3-hit physical shield!
Guard Foxtrot passed Guard Golf a slice of bread!
Guard golf's energy rose!
>>27510844
Cast Obtuse chain on the mech to destroy the shield.
>>27510844
Applebuck Guard Golf.
>>27510844
Alright this is getting nowhere.
FUCK UP GOLF
>>27510844
Swap myself with Guard Golf, and stab Guard Foxtrot
>>27510844
"Aw shit, it's the DAMNSON 2.0! Hold that thought, though."
Take a running charge and thrust the electric spikes into Golf's ribcage.
"YOU need to stop making shields, bud."
>>27510722
Ember please help, what about FruitAnon? Don't you care about him?
>>27510844
look around for a way out of this chaos
>>27510844
Well shit.
Attack Mecha Manhorse
Once it's shield is down, someone should use the Foam Bomb on it.
>>27510861
>>27510892
>>27510896
GUYS!
Let's think about this!
Shitfuck over there's just gonna keep tossing shields down.
Target Golf!>>27510896
>>27510886
I'm not really feeling it....
>>27510917
There'll be more then a banana up your ass in the end of this if you don't, Sweetie.
>>27510930
Again
Not feeling it...
>>27510944
You'll be feeling it soon enough.
Painfully.
Up more then one orifice.
>>27510958
Sure sure whatever
The Mecha-Manhorse flashed its eyes, and fired beams at Andrew and Jack Frost! They both took burning damage.
>>27510861
>Suitcase cast Obtuse Chain on the Mecha-Manhorse! Two of the four attacks landed, and both were blocked by the enemy's shield.
>>27510863
>Andrew applebucked Guard Golf! She barely landed the hit.
>>27510869
>Fruitanon attacked Guard Golf with the Bayonet! He landed a successful hit!
>>27510878
>Jack Frost cast Swap Gamma on himself and Guard Golf! They switched places.
>>27510879
>The 2.5th Manhorse attacked Guard Golf with the Energy Sword! He landed a precise attack.
The 2.5th Manhorse took damage from his bleeding!
>>27510892
>Useless finds a big way out of this mess in the robot's direction.
>>27510896
>Krono attacked the Mecha-Manhorse once more with the Bat-tle Axe! It was blocked and countered again.
The Mecha-Manhorse's shield was broken!
The grenade went off! Jack Frost took explosive damage.
Guard Golf fired laser beams at Jack Frost and The 2.5th Manhorse! They both took burning damage.
Guard Foxtrot bum-rushed The 2.5th Manhorse! He took even more damage.
>>27511026
Jump onto Golf and land a hit on his throat/neck.
"Guess you could say that's a hole in one."
>>27511026
Huh. Throw the Foam Bomb at the Mecha-Manhorse.
>>27511026
>>27511042
Also, I'm getting pretty fucking roasted here, on top of the damage I took from the previous ambush. I need some healing.
>>27511026
Run away and lick my wounds.
>>27511026
Cast vertical chain on Guard Golf.
>>27511026
Stab Golf again.
Compliment Manhorse on his Pun.
>>27511026
Hey, umm, Dr. Cross. Look I know you're watching and to be honest I don't want any part of this fight and I don't think Ember does either. Could we, you know , just leave? I'm fine with just walking around this dungeon and fighting random monsters, but this is ridiculous. So how about it?
>>27511055
Once III Recharges I'll go German Scientist, Don't worry.
>>27511081
The cock-doc left, and no, we need all hands on deck for the Cross Clashes (at least, that's what I like to call them).
>>27511097
Thanks f.am
>>27511107
I have no intention of assisting you...ever
>>27511120
This
>>27511026
I'm the Anon BTW.
>>27511057
>>27511097
Hey Fruity. Can you heal me to please? These burn wounds aren't a much fun to have, they sting like a mother fucker.
>>27511151
I have the medigun
I can heal you
>>27511167
Please do.
>>27511120
>>27511139
Assistance is not required; as long as you don't some through my path, I won't interfere with yours.As much as I didn't want to point this out, people bitched last time that I won even though I was Level 7 and Glim was 18; let it be known, I survived a 3v1 at Level 2 with zero skills to help. I'm starting to wonder if I can even be stopped.
>>27511193
Stop acting like you own the place
>>27511026
Heal Andrew
>>27511193
>inb4 he dies next turn.
>>27511193
Manhorse, don't make the situation worse.
>>27511208
Actually this is a really bad ass fight. I say Manhorses chances of survival is 82.1%
>>27511220
>worse
This is about as worse as it gets when it comes to conflict; however, I did remove the #1 source this run around.
>>27511236
Try maybe 25-30%, forI have a plan. Trust me on it.
>>27511193
Just gonna correct you, Fruit and Jack helped you at the BAR incident. At the 3v1 that just happened, RNGsus made most of the attacks miss AND Dr.Cross came in and stopped time not even a quater through the battle.
>>27511026
Attack Golf.
>>27511273
>I have a plan. Trust me on it.
Refer to >>27509418
>>27511273
Did you forget that you are also a source of this conflict
Maybe even worse than Starlight when it comes to salt
The Mecha-Manhorse cast Spark Alpha!
Suitcase couldn't stop crying!
Fruitanon couldn't stop crying!
Jack Frost couldn't stop crying!
Krono was knocked out from the intensity of the flash!
>>27511042
>The 2.5th Manhorse attacked Guard Golf with another slash from the Energy Sword! Despite the Manhorse's measures, the guard still stands.
>>27511049
>Jack Frost tossed the Foam Bomb at the Mecha-Manhorse. Nothing happened.
>>27511057
>Aryanne runs near Ember.
>>27511058
>Suitcase cast Vertical Chain on Guard Golf! One out of five attacks landed.
>>27511061
>Fruitanon attacked Guard Golf with the Bayonet! Another great attack was logged.
>>27511202
>Ember sprays the medigun gas on Andrew! He recovered most of the energy he lost.
>>27511294
Krono couldn't move!
Guard Golf downed another loaf of bread and recovered energy!
Guard Foxtrot cast Shield Alpha on the Mecha-Manhorse!
The Mecha-Manhorse's body was enveloped by a 3-hit physical shield!
>>27511316
Well! Cast heal up beta on Manhorse.
>>27511316
Healing Wind II On Manhorse.
GUYS
TARGET GOLF
