>tfw when not autistic enough to know the joy/pain of having a waifu like other Anons
>>27502766
Haha, fucking faggot.
>>27502766
I can feel ya.
>>27502766
Let me introduce you to glimglim
>>27502766
>he doesn't have a pony that he wants to marry and love forever
>>27502838
Shes no Sunset but still cute and loveable af
>>27502838
And let me introduce glimglim to the trash
This is her home now
>>27502838
Her name is GlimGlam, buddy.
>>27502849
>filename
>>27502766
>>27502821
>>27502839
>>27502883
You don't understand, I actually want one but I just don't feel that way about any of the characters. I like them sure, but that's about it.
>>27502900
>star and the blah blah blah of blah blah shit
>>>/co/
and stay there.
>>27502900
Well then may I introduce you to Sunset Shimmer?
When I see my waifu in the show or spend time with my plush of her, it's wonderful. Pure bliss.
Seeing shipping or harsh hatred towards her, though, hurts me deeply and makes me want to die for the next 30 minutes. No kidding, my heart aches badly and I can't have fun with anything.
I'm not totally sure if it's worth it.
>Waifufaggotry
I'll pass.
>>27502919
The goal is to help him find a waifu, not make him leave the ride.
>>27503105
>not having Faust as your waifu
>>27503069
who is your waifu?
>>27503131
Your mom
>>27503069
Why does shipping bother you? None of it is canonexcept lyrabonso it doesn't really matter. But yeah, when people post 'top cunt' and similar stuff I die a little inside.
>>27503192
But she's a braggy lil cunt
>>27503119
Then why is glimmer here also?
>>27503246
So does Trixie, but she gets away with it for some reason.
>>27503298
That's because she's part of the glorious unicorn masterrace
Dash is a filthy birdhorse infidel!
>>27503312
Go to bed Seth.
>>27503246
You should go to bed too, preferably after downing an entire bottle of sleeping pills and large quantities of vodka.
>>27503069
I know your pain bro. Dashfags have it way too rough on this board.
>>27503312
Seth, it's late.
Go
to
bed.
>>27503353
>Implying
all waifufags have it bad on this board because everbody is constantly and simultaneously throwing shit at each other. You think that Rarifags ever get tired of quips of their waifu being the town bicycle? Ever think that Twifags get tired of autists screaming that Twilight is a Neurotic Cunt? Ever think that Flutterfags get a little tired of being called 'Extreme Betafags who should just kill themselves'?
tl;dr Quit your whining, everbody gets shat on.
>>27503422
Come on man, are you a newfag or something? You literally cannot post Dash anywhere without hearing some one say
>top cunt
or
>Shes a closet SLUTT!!!
Its fucking annoying. Do other waifufags have a dedicated shitposter, making the same thread every night, further worsening peoples opinions of their waifu? Didnt think so. Do other waifufags have some same fag who posts the same shipping thread over and over again? No, I bet they dont. Do other waifufags have constant arguing and shitposting in their threads? Maybe, but not nearly as bad as the RD thread. Pair that with the constant
>Lel top cunt
or
>Dyke
shitposting, and it makes it really hard to be a dashfag, faggot
>>27503192
Thank you. Yeah, I know that logically, shippers shouldn't be able to hurt me like this. At worst, it should just be a minor annoyance. There's just this one ship that I have a hard time dismissing with confidence, because the show was kind of weird about it, clearly trying to give fuel to shippers without being willing to go all the way.
It's hard for me to think very calmly and logically about it when the time comes and I have art of her making out with him right in front of me. I just have to keep trying to stop letting it get to me, though. I really do like having my waifu and know I can't just let it be damaged by dumb shipping or what these people consider "banter".
It's funny to me how most people seem the think the big pain in being a waifufag is the "she's not real" thing, but even though I'm such an emotional faggot about other things, that part has never bothered me too much. If anything, it's a comforting thought.
>>27503477
Not him but he's right. Every waifufag has their shitposters, and while the amount might vary, it's something you are just going to have to get over. It's not going to magically stop, so just move on and ignore it. As a rarifag I understand it sucks and can hurt when someone calls your waifu a slut, bitch, etc, that's just how /mlp/ is. Not everyone is going to be nice to you or your waifu, so toughen up and don't let them affect your opinion of her.
>>27503105
>not having a waifu
Here's your free (You)
>>27503699
I understand that every waifufag has shitposters, but Dashfags have literally the MOST well know shitposter, constantly making cuck threads, plus we still have the lesser known shippingfag who makes SoarinDash threads all the time, and posts in the RD every once in a while. Not to mention the fact that RD is one of the most disliked ponies on the entire board. Im sure other waifufags have it bad, but its really difficult being a dashfag with this much hate.
>>27503734
Just went into your dash thread and the problem is that some of you guys keep replying to him. If you just ignore him he will eventually get bored and fuck off. I've dealt with similar shit before on other boards.
>>27503724
>>27502849
That .png's not going to explode if I open it right?
>>27503477
>Shes a closet slut
>closet slut
>slut
ftfy, and be careful with those dubs man, you wouldn't want to let something like that go to waste.
>>27505733
check 'em
kek
