Your favorite pony is now aware of the last thing you ate. How fucked are you?
>>27478471
A Hostess Cupcake, and my favorite is Pinkie, so I'm aaaaaaaaaaaaaall good.
>>27478471
Trixie knows I like raisins.
So now what?
>>27478471
>Pinkie now aware I had Rainbow Chips Ahoy cookies and milk before bed
Pretty fucked considering she's gonna want to eat the cookies I have left.
Do people here eat horse meat? People usually don't eat that in my country, so I never ate it, I never will, but I wonder if someone here with a horse waifu can eat horse meat nonetheless. I feel like that would be really weird.
I'm eating a spinach and feta cheese croissant as I type this. Good thing, because the last thing I ate before this was a triple cheese burger from Wendy's.
>>27478471
Pizza and chips? The fuck is this thread?
That imaginary cereal RainB O's
I'm so hungry.
>>27478527
I ate horse meat before.
It's alright.
They're not intelligent like mai waifu so I don't care.
>>27478471
>steak
>pink
Would she care?
>>27478558
Y don't u eat food?
>>27478583
Idk man, that's pretty fucked. Horses are like, a companion species. That's like eating a dog.
Tbh whatever though I would eat most anything besides dogs horses great apes and dolphins (I really wanna try whale though).
>>27478471
Would Maud care that I had a fried egg? I don't think so.
>>27478471
A peanut-butter sandwich.
Somehow I don't think Derpy would care that much.
>>27478592
I've only got salt and mayonnaise
>an apple
Applejack would be proud
>>27478610
Eat that shit. What could possibly go wrong?
>>27478636
On it.
>>27478610
>>27478636
>>27478659
This probably won't end well.
>>27478471
Some cereal. Alert the media!
I am now so sick.
>>27478584
Maybe? Most of the animals in MLP seem sentient, though some don't. Remember the episode with the buffalo? Though applejack has a cow on the farm.
>>27478610
Why don't you have any food?
>AJ
>Piadina with Nutella
>>27478471
>Fluttershy
>hotdog
I'm not even sure what kind of meat it was
>>27478471
> Red baron deepdish single with pepperoni
I get the feeling she'd be less concerned with the meat and more repulsed by my eating microwaved slop, in my underwear, with no plate or utensils, while watching a cartoon snake fart into a jar.
>>27478471
butter vegetables
Pink Ponka
well she would party me into next week
>>27478471
A McDonalds.
Fuck you I live on fast food.
>>27478471
>Marble Pie
>spinach omelette with some caramelized onion
I don't think she'll mind.
>>27478808
She'll still love you,r-right...?
>>27478471
A bunch of cheese sticks. I think I'm good.
>>27479041
But dairy comes from cows which are equines.
A banana snow cone. She'd probably wonder what I was doing with her sister.
>>27479051
Cows are bovine, not equine.
>>27479041
Cheese dicks? Is there something you aren't telling me?!
>>27479077
Oh...
>Twilight
>Pudding
Why would she care
>>27478471
>Nutty Bars
Seeing as how I was depressed that my new computer sucks for games, I think Rara would understand.
>>27478808
That sounds like a great time.can I come over?
>>27479115
She would probably tell you that vidya is uncouth.
>Twilight
>a slice of cookie cake
She'd probably worry at the amount of frosting on the crust, but otherwise be okay with it.
>>27478471
Just a regular ol apple.
ill be fine.
>>27479164
But what if that applewasn't really an apple?
>>27478488
>Hostess
enjoy your cancer
Fish and chips with mushy peas.
She must be very confused about the mushy peas. Everything else I'd imagine she'd be ok with.
>Literally a pack of pop tarts, a pack of belvita breakfast biscuits, and a nature valley almond granola bar.
I'm not sure what Luna would think of this...
>>27478471
>Chicken
I... guess she'd understand, right?
>>27478536
You little fucker, this spanakopita looks goddamn delicious. Why don't they sell this shit here.
>>27478471
Luna
Salami w/ cheese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xqLfz_LPm4
>>27478471
curry rice with a zuccini soufle
totally no homo tho
>>27478471
>Chrysalis
>Bowl of Captain Crunch
I think I'm good.
>>27478471
turkey sandwich and it's AJ. She might be mad.
>>27478760
I'm out of money
>>27479758
Shit man post your address, I'll send you a pizza.
The worst than can happen is you'll get more pizza than planned!
>>27478471
>black pudding
welp.....Derpy will gonna be terrified
>>27479775
You're the best sort of people but I'm on an island with no franchised pizza outlets. I'll make it till Monday.
>>27479682
I just got it from a cafe at a mall that's just across the street from where I live, and I live in Canada. You'll probably find a place that sells it.
>>27479818
Alrighty then, hope that mayonnaise is good.
>>27479835
Well we do have croissants everywhere here in Paris, but only greek restaurants would have spinach & cheese in them. Oh well.
>>27478604
I shot my dog last month when he couldn't walk anymore, ate him over the course of two weeks
You're a pussy, dog and horse taste fine
>>27480037
It's not about being a pussy, it's about not being a fucking psychopath..
The rules are fucking simple, don't eat your own species and don't eat your pets.
>>27478471
Rainbow Dash knows I ate popcorn? Perfect, we can watch a movie together knowing we both enjoy the same thing.
Plain Greek yogurt with a little raw honey and dried apricots. Also had hardboiled eggs with smoked paprika dusted on top.
I think Princess Celestia would approve.
>>27478471
>currently eating at taco bell
Well I hope she hasn't heard that there might be horse meat in it.
>Meat strombloli
She's not the element of loyalty for nothing
>>27478471
> A slice of coffee cake
> Fluttershy
Should be all good here.
>>27478471
Considering I'm an honest omnivore?
Fluttershy already knew I eat meat. Besides, it wasn't made with Equestrian chickens and she understands predatory species.
Cold Salmon
Cold Broccoli
Cold Potato and Egg Salad
Pinkie would probably think I'm boring, which isn't too bad.
Better than the homemade tempura tilapia or Harvey's I had earlier, though she probably would've appreciated the banana peppers, jalapenos and sriracha sauce on the burger since she likes spicy stuff.
Meh.
"Anon! I see you ate a box of caramels and drank some Pineapple soda!"
"Yep."
"Was it good?"
"Sure was."
"Okay then! Have a good night! I'll see you tomorrow!"
"You, too,Muffins."
>>27478471
Shhhiiieeeetttt I done had a porterhouse steak medium rare.
>>27481257
That scene was terrifying. She loves animals but it willing to kill them in order to keep ones higher on the food chain happy.
"Oh, hello there little fishies! Your beautiful scales are very shimmery today! So... anyway... I have a few hungry animal friends I was going to visit today. They're very sweet and their babies are absolutely adorable! I know they'd love to meet you! Would you like to see them? You would?! Oh yay! Just swim over here into my bucket and we can go see them, alright? I'll be very gentle. Yes. Yes... just like that. There we go! Now... there's just one eensy weensy little thing I maaay have neglected to tell you - I'm going to need to drain your water for a moment on the ground here and - Oh! Oh no no no! Don't panic! No! It'll be alright! I promise! That's it. That's it. Shhhh. Easy now, don't make this harder than it has to be. That's it. Just like that... Fishies? Fishies? Can you hear me? No? Phew. Alright then."
A chocolate cake glazed doughnut. I always finish dinner with dessert. She might lecture me on healthy eating habits, though.
Lyra knows that I ate a Chik-fil-a sandwich with waffle fries and a Dr.Pepper.
I'm hoping she'll understand a human's love for meat.
>>27478471
>Twilight knows I ate pizza
The only potential issue is the meat part of it, and she's logical enough to understand the differences between our species.
>>27480037
Please say this is bait man..
>>27480051
>I draw the line with dogs you psychopath
>pigs and cows are okay though lol
Get a load of this hypocrite
>>27478471
Skittles, I don't think twalot would mind me tasting the rainbow once and a while.
>>27484085
>tasting the rainbow
>>27478471
Is whiskey food?
>>27484085
>>27478471
>Not posting the higher quality one
Bohemia Sticks, cheese.
Not sure if they are rocky enough for Maud, they are crunchy, Maud likes crunchy stuff.
>>27478471
>bacon pancakes
Well they also eat pankaces so im sure i could just get around it somehow
some cranberry trail mix
im fine
>wine
>cheese
>wine
>wine
>ice cream
>a bloody mary (why, past me, why)
>more wine
>strawberries
>water
>another helping of ice cream
>also wine
>"Oh dear, Anonymous, it sounds lIke your had one of those days. Would you like to talk about it, darling?"
Does it count if I ateoutour mare in the barn?
I'm asking for a friend of course
>>27478471
I just tried weed for the first time. Does that count? I'm not gonna do it again, but...She's not gonna hate me now, is she?
>>27478471
Apple turnover
"Completely normal" - Celestia
>>27480461
my last meal was also taco bell. What you get?
Yesterday's lasagna and coffee. I'm pretty sure ponies'd frown upon any kind of meat, but my waifu being millenias old and stuff, she probably have seen worse.
>>27480051
>>27480037
I want the fucking retards to leave. Don't eat your own pet, but eating their species is motherfucking fine. If you say eating dog or cat is wrong, you either contest that all meat is wrong and go full vegan, or you're a hypocrite who needs to be shot.
>>27484390
Beef Quesarito, burrito supreme, sweet tea. You?
Celestia probably has to get an early start in the mornings. I doubt she'd care if she knew I ate a Poptart.
>>27478471
A spinach pie from a middle eastern restaurant last night. I'm not fucked I guess.
>>27486566
I didn't mean to say that pic was my favorite pony, it was just a reaction image.
