Got Lyra?
Somewhere out there, Lyra's making threads about you.
It's 2:30 but sure.
>>27476094
sup fellow midwesterner
>>27476068
Sure, the one earlier died before I could post. Also, happy birthday whoever it was
>>27476179
Thanks, was a little bummed out that it died. But whT can ya do.
Lyra needs some snuggles
>>27477352
I can provide those services...
Don't let it die
>>27477459
After I saw that clip of that woman being caught under the escalator and crushed...this gif just doesn't feel the same, man.
>>27479865
Don't worry, she's protected by cartoon physics.
>>27478633
I've never wanted to give something a bath more badly in my life than I do right now.
>>27476084
I am suspicious of >>27479228 in particular.
>>27479865
>>27479872
if she got caught, would she die?
>>27480781
No. It would just be extremely painful
I want to tug Lyra's Heartstrings
>>27480827
she's a little pony
the best pone
>>27480918UUUU
>>27476068
I demand more Lyra
>>27482100
I have plenty of fine lyras for you
>>27482728
>>27482100
aight nigga, damn
>>27483236
oops
>>27478062
>>27479910
If the multiverse is a real thing, we can both bathe Lyra without sharing. I'm down with that.
>>27483758
If that's the case there's also a universe where she's real and we're both her slaves.
>>27483795
unf
>>27482876
>without
Post more lyra in hoodies pls
>>27483810
Double unf
>The day begun pretty dark, it was very windy and the surroundings were empty
>It was almost an augury of what would happen today
>But you couldn't know that, of course
>You're still mulling over in your head, about how you could prevent it
>How everything was so obvious, yet you never see it coming
>How you'll never see him again
>It all started during breakfast, it felt like a normal morning
>Anon and you were arguing, which it was quite common lately
>When you know a pony -or in this case, a human- enough, you start to see only flaws on him
>And it is then when conflicts start
>Thinking that your first love is a human, was strange but fascinating at the same time
>But then you realize humans are far more conflictive that any other pony you've ever met
>And maybe it was because you tried to understand him
>But part of that human trait decided to stay with you
>It's not like you enjoy fighting or discussing, that's the last thing you want
>But it becomes something unavoidable, like if was something necessary to keep the relationship alive
>So yeah, one night you decided to confront him
>He was getting used to spend less and less time with you
>And always arriving almost at dawn
>This would be the day, you thought for yourselfHere's my two bits for tonight
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>>27484231
Lyra's got needs, just like any other pony. Anon better step up.
>>27484276
>>27484368
I am attracted to this horse.
>>27484553
IM ENJOYING A TREAT DERPY
>>27484376
>>27484591
>>27484597
>>27484617
>>27484621
>>27484631
>>27484644
>>27484650
>>27484231
more?
>>27485011
>>27476068
>Got Lyra?
Got Bon?
>>27484231
"I need to know why you keep getting late"
>"I already told you, Pinkie invited me to chat and eat desserts for a while and time just goes pretty quickly"
"I'm tired of hearing the same excuse every time, stop lying and just tell me that you're cheating me"
>You couldn't hold yourself at that moment, it was too much just for one pony
>"What are you talking about? I'd never..."
"Oh yeah, right. Now you're telling me that you arrive eveynight at 4 am because you were eating candies. Who are you trying to fool? If you really are so happy spending time with somepony else, just tell me and I'll get out of your way"
>"I'm getting really tired of these type of accusations. You know that I'd never cheat on you"
"Of course, like you'd never dump me on a date, or you'd never yell at me"
>You really needed to pull out everything, or else you'll keep it to yourself for the rest of your life
>And that would be worse
>"Those were different, it has nothing to do with"
"Of course, there's always a excuse."
>"You know what? I'm not in the mood to discuss anymore, just want to go to bed"
"Well, I hope you have a place to stay, because I don't want you here"
>"What the...?"
>You wish you would have known what would happen next, because the last thing you wanted to see from him was a face of hate and disdain towards youI apologize for the grammar mistakes, I'm not very good at it
>>27486838
i like how this is coming up
>>27486838
I just hope you continue. Most Lyra greentexts tend to not be finished.
>>27486838
>"Lyra? Are you there?"
>How weird...who could be at your door this late night?
"P-Princess Twilight??!!"
>"Hi, sorry to bother you at this unappropiate hour. Can I come in?"
"Of course, it is such an honour"
>You invited her to sit on the rusty couch, hoping she wouldn't find it uncomfortable
>You weren't used to receive visits
>Then you offer her a cup of tea
>It was a cold night after all
>She accepted very politely
>"I figured out about you and Anon"
"Thank you so much, princess. Truth is, I can't get it out of my head"
>"I'd never imagine that you and him were having so many problems, I always saw him so happy and full of life..."
"Neither do I, especially when I met him"
>It turns out that Anon was always so nice and gentle with every other pony, except with you
>Not that he's just plain rude, but you were expecting a relationship with him to be full of love and affection, and a lot of cuddles
>But nothing last forever
>It doesn't surprise you, to be honest
"But there's something I don't understand, how did you realize about it? I'm pretty sure I didn't tell anypony, and I don't think Anon would be the type of stallion..."
>"Actually..."
"What?"
>"I really shouldn't say this, but...
"What? What is it?"
>What kind of secret would he tell to Twilight?
>You don't understand anything
>>27490066
I will, for your double dubs
>>27484659
>>27490226
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>>27490757
As much as I love Lyra in a hoodie, all it does is remind me of BGP, which in turn reminds me of hanging myself.
>>27490823
JUST
>>27490823
You getting reminded of BGP reminds me of Uniformity which reminds of heartbreaking thoughts and suicide, and on top of that, it will never be finished so my pain will never end.
This is why I hate reading fanfics.
>>27490823
would you prefer lyra in other articles of clothing?
>>27491048
How is she holding that teacup?
>>27491048
Here's Lyra with a scarf.
>>27491071
magic
>>27491090
Ly-ly tie
>>27491048
Nothing but socks
>>27490114
bumping for more
Socks!
>>27491153
>>27492168
more socks
are these leather or just regular socks?
Lyra is a very underrated pone.
>>27492898
>Lyra
>underrated
>>27492898
sadly this is true
>>27490114
>"I remember that one day, not too long ago, he knocked the castle's door. Of course, I didn't know it was him until I saw him. He looked pretty drunk, almost about to pass out. He was talking nonsense about Celestia being a dictator and stuff..."
"Oh by Celestia, I'm very sorry about that"
>Although you don't really know why you're feeling sorry
>"It doesn't matter, really. So, after convincing him to come into the castle, he started to tell me...things"
>"About you two"
>Did he really told Twilight about you? All this time?
>"At first he told me how he was the happiest man of Equestria when you two finally were an official couple. He talked about he couldn't be any happier with any other pony than you"
>You couldn't help yourself when princess told that, and a hint of a blush was drawn on your face
>Despite all, Anon meant a lot to you
>"Then he talked about after the first year the things started to get worse..."
"Oh..."
>"The fights, the constant complaints of both of you and the fact that you two didn't go out anymore..."
>You can feel your stomach grumbling just with the thought of that
>"And then he passed out. I took him to the guest room and the next morning he didn't seem to remember anything from last night. Then he just left"
"I see..."
>"From that day, every night he did the exact same course of actions, he arrived drunk, talked to me about his problems, then passed out and the next morning he left"
"What k-kind of problems he talked about?"
>"Mostly it was about human stuff. Like having no inter-net, or no hot water during shower, and the drinks without enough alcohol"
"He's so sill-"
>"But he also talked about the fight you two had that same day"
>This is the most embarrassing and depressing thing you've ever had to pass through
"I'd rather not to talk about it"
>"I'm really sorry, I thought you would want to know it"
"I do but...digging into details just makes me feel awful"
>"...There's one thing you should really know"
>>27492488
>>27493604
>"Hello Twilight, can we talk for a moment?"
"Eh, sure. Why not?"
>It's the first time you see him sober in a long time
>He was getting used to arrive at the castle drunk and acting like and idiot
>And the rest of the time he was with Lyra
>Of course , it is normal to spend of your time with your couple, but think there's a limit
>Anyways...
>The only reason he came to you drunk was to talk with you about his problems
>And he sure has a lot of problems
>Especially with Lyra
>But seeing him like this, at this time
>You can't expect anything good
"I have to admit, it's a pleasant surprise not to see you...you know..."
>"Yeah, I know that. I guess it's a bad habit to drown all my problems in alcohol. But I'm not here to talk about it"
"Then what brings-"
>"I don't want to live in Equestria anymore, Twilight..."
"W-What? What are you talking about?"
>"Things between Lyra and me are just getting worse, I can't see how to make up things"
"That's reasonable, but...leaving Equestria? What about all of your friends?"
>"I don't have any real friends, Twilight. Aside from you, of course. Lyra is the only reason I'm still here"
"Anon, it doesn't have to be like this..."
>"I'm sorry. I'm really really sorry. I'm such a coward. I've always been a coward. I really don't want end up things like this but..."
"But what? Why aren't you fighting for her? Do you really love her?"
>"I do but..."
"No excuses. Now go there and tell Lyra you want to fix things between you two"
>"Twilight..."
"And if that doesn't work..."
>"..."
>I can't believe I'm saying this
"I will take care of send you back to earth"
>You really don't want to do this, but...
>"I see. Thanks Twilight."
savebump
>>27499866
That's cute, but legs doesn't bend that way...
>>27497977
is that a raincoat?
>>27500492
HEY, ANON!
>>27501369
>Holy fuck get out of my face already
>>27501369
LYRA NO, THAT THING ALREADY ATE WORMY
>>27498225
>"Then that same night I went back to bed early thinking that finally things would be better, but I was so wrong..."
>Then you remember it
>That was the same night you made him sleep outside
>And now that you know it, you can't stop feeling this guilty that eats you from inside
>Things would really could have been better, everything could have been fixed
>But that day...you were so mad, so reluctant to listen
>The fact that you would never see him again because of you, make you burst in tears
>Even in front of the princess
>"Oh Celestia, Lyra are you alright? I can bring you more tea..."
>You could barely make a few sounds between sobs
>The only you can think right now, is how everything could have been a lot better
>What would you two be doing right now?
>Probably at this time of the day, at the bed
>Cuddling each other, while staring
>Enjoying each other's company
>And that thought make you feel worse
>You don't want to feel this anymore
>>27503503
Oh god. Bumping for more. My heart can't take it but yet it demands more.
>>27505271
Background Pony.
>>27491071
Superior unicorn engineering
>>27503503
>"Are you sure you're okay? I can prepare you more tea if you want..."
"A-Actually, only thing I want right now is to be alone. If you don't mind, princess"
>"I understand. If you don't mind, I'll visit you tomorrow to se how you're doing"
"Thank you princess. Good night"
>And then you saw her leaving
>Even thought you should, you can't stop thinking about it
>And how happy you were
>Especially when you two met each other
>You'll never feel something like that again, that's for sure
>The memories of that first day you saw him started to flood back to your head
>You remember he was accompanied by the princess Twilight and her friends, also known as the elements of harmony
>They were talking about finding him on an ancient temple or something
>You remember to see everypony around you looking at him with disgust or fear
>But you...you were so curious and intrigued
>What kind of monster or creature is that?
>Was he dangerous? Friendly? You surely wanted to find out
>You remember trying to hide behind the door, listenig the conversation inside the castle
>In an oversight the door just opened and you fell on your back rollling through the stairs
>The first one to notice you was precisely the human, you remember his first words
>"Are you hurt?"
>He said it while going towards you
>You were so ashamed, trying to not blush in front of the princess
>Then you heard the most beautiful words he could have ever pronounced
>"You are a very cute pony. What is your name?"
>So many thoughts were crossing your mind, trying to focus your mouth in order to say something
"L-Lyra...."
>"Lyra, what a beautiul name..."
"Th-thanks..."
>Now it was impossible for you to hide the blush on your face
>"Would you like to go eat something, while we talk? I really want to know more about you"
"Y-Yes...please"
>>27508730
>>27501369
>>27501398
i actually kekked at this, so i had to
So I just finished Background Pony. Fuck that was such a heart-wrenching story. I was expecting a happy ending, not a sad one. I need to go have a lie down now. Fuck me dude.
>>27508025
>You've never been so ashamed and happy at the same time
>And almost without realizing it, the time just went on
>Anon and you spent a lot of time together
>And by a lot you mean almost inseparable
>It is amazing how two individuals can be so united
>Any other pony would say it's magic
>But you were sure it was more than that
>Some time later, Bonbon forced you to ask him out
>As an official date
>He still was too shy, despite all those good times
>Those jokes and those afternoons looking at sunset
>Maybe it was because he never managed to fully interact with other ponies than you
>In the end, he invited you before you can do it
>With a lot of trouble, of course
>He came up with the lame excuse that fairs are fun to hang out
>You think Rainbow Dash forced him
>Thanks Celestia for her
>Anyways, you remember to spent some time at fair games
>Chill out while eating cotton candy
>And then we sit at the bay, while we looked at the stars
>It was a beautiful night, no clouds
>And the moon bigger and brighter more than any other day
>It was so wonderful
>Unforgetable
>Then he decided to talk first
>You'll never forget his exact words
>"Lyra, I'm not good saying these things, but I really want you to be my girlfriend"
"Me too, Anon. Nothing would make me happier"
>It couldn't have been better
Fin
>>27512447
You know what's weird? I haven't seen a writefag whose first language is English in weeks.
>>27512750
>>27513202
I'm not calling you out specifically, your story's quite good barring the tense issues. I'm just wondering whether there's a specific reason so many foreigners are writing now and so few English speakers are.
>>27513542
Maybe they're just people like me who wants to try out
>>27513542
it's a good way to practice english, that'd be my guess
>>27513542
You know, something to do with the fact that there are more people who don't speak English as their native language than those that do?
Even if you include Pajeets.
>>27516737
Lyra has the comfiest pics
>>27516745
She does
>>27517389
10/10 would lick frosting off of anyday
Thread needs a bump....
will we ever meet mint pone?
>>27520982N-No?
i want to put a baby in lyra
>>27520982
Nope. Never, unless you count tulpas/lucid dreaming as meeting her.
This is a nice thread.
>>27521015
as do ibut i don't have a pregnancy fetish, anon:(
>pic unrelated
Bump
Not enough Lyra
>>27520982maybe
>>27525551
Bump
>>27526030
Last try
WHY NOT BUMP WITH PICS YOU IDIOTS
More Lyra
>>27526881
Why not bump with green?
>>27523551
>pregnancy fetish
>fetish
Why is it always a fetish with you people? I just want a fucking family.
>>27526911
OK,
>Be Lyra
>Want hot Monkey Dick
>Find Human
>Kidnap Human against his will
>Bring him home
>Gag Human
>Strap him to queen size bed frame
>Heart Racing with excitement
>Pussy quivering with anticipation
>Insert Man Meat in moist orifice
>Ride him like there's no tomorrow
>Force him to cum buckets
>belly bloats with how much seed you took
>Continue to fuck him silly
>Milk his balls dry
>Fuck him to death.
>Bury body
>Give birth to manpone hybrid
>Raise abomination
>Raise till old enough to fuck.
>Rape
>Rinse Repeat
Is this the green you wanted anon? Because this is why I don't green.
>>27526939
As do I, bro. As do I.
>>27527336
7/10. Better than most of my greens
Would you give Lyra a hornjob? I don't have a pic of that btw
>>27527421
Yes, very much so and who wouldn't
>>27527369
I hear you boi, i hear you.
>>27526939
We all do, friend
>>27527369
>>27528263
>>27528391
Best waifu.
>>27482728
>GokuIsHere.jpg
>>27528568
>Lyra
>waifu
Page 8 go away
Have some lewd.
i would like another green or a list of some already out there
>>27532047
how about a green pone?
>>27532453
i'd be happy about it
>>27512447
One question what happened to anon
>>27534542
I leave it up to the imagination, probably the worst nightmare of LyraN-No I'm not being lazy
>>27534926
too cute
>>27532047
Here's one of my first greens.
http://pastebin.com/dN3TPeZr
>>27540618
thanks anon
post happy lyras
>>27523137 better than that god awful starlight thread.
>>27526939
>>27541277
she is happy with shitposting
>>27500547
TRY TO GET A RESERVATION AT SUGAR CUBE CORNER NOW, YOU FUCKING BASTARD!
>page 10
JUST
>>27545413
That shake must have so much saliva in it now
>>27546288
> ywn drink lyra saliva milkshakes
>>27546877
So I just got this in the mail today. I kinda want to keep it in its box since the last Lyra figurine got dirty since my niece started playing with her. But what do you guys think?
>>27549889
Play dirty with her before your niece does.
>>27549889
Flood her on a cum jar and show results
>>27549889
keep her in boxthen cum on itkeep her clean
>>27549889
cum on it to mark your territory
lyra a cute
>>27555546
Yes
>>27556152
>>27556152
i'd love to teach lyra how to use the computer i'm just worried about pic related
>>27558379
I like to think she would enjoy that folder
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