What is the proper way to tame a pony?
>>27476011
with love.
Spankings, castor oil, corner times, frilly dresses, diapers, pacifiers, public humiliation, love, affection, cuddles, and doting.
If she isn't adorable, annoyed, humiliated, and very happy, you're doing it wrong.
>>27476011
Love.
>>27476011
Hop on their back. Hang on. Wait for them to exhaust themselves. Take compliant pony.
Love. Yes, love
>>27476080
That will only work for AJ
Rub her belly until it's bald and pink.
>>27476011
Lip and ear twitches
Dominance
You have to break them
>>27476075
>>27476085
God dammit where do you get these autistic pictures
>>27476091
Not true, that will work on Rainbow Dash too
>>27476109
https://derpibooru.org/search?utf8=&sbq=artist%3Aponyecho
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>>27476011
Love.
>>27476011
Even more love
>>27476091
Ponies are prideful creatures. If you break them, they will be forced to acknowledge you as their better.
>>27476132
You have to spank them with your hips to get those results
>>27476141
You would expect that yes
Hmmm i'd like to read a fanfic about that
This is a very lovely thread.
>>27476141
Stop projecting anon...
>>27476011
with spidermanfluttershy has already given in , the rest shall follow
>>27476011
Punch them in the snout to assert dominance.
With presents!
>>27476011
Hugs
>>27476172
that's a shark you fucking dingus
>>27476203
>Implying ponies are not sharks.
>>27476215
>implying sharks are not ponies
>>27476215
World changing implication!
>>27476252
get your plush now
>>27476158
Can't project on the already present natural instincts
>The stage lights up and you smile
"Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to The Pony Whisperer"
"We have a very special guest here on the show tonight. An alicorn by the name of Twilight Sparkle"
>The crowd mutters in excitement
>Two handlers bring up a purple alicorn from backstage; her mouth and wings bound and a magical stopper on the end of her horn
"Now alicorns are very dangerous, folks" you drawl
>"Speed of a pegasus, strength of an earth pony and enough magic to fight off 10 unicorns!"
>You kneel down before the shivering pony
"Of course" you soothe "They can be tamed just like any other pony"
>She seems to understand your tone, if not your words, and her fear devolves into cautious curiosity
"The first step" you whisper into your microphone "Is to gain her trust"
>The crowd members stand on the edge of their seats as you slowly, gently, ease the binding off of the mare's muzzle and wings
>She stares at you evenly
>She was calm
>She trusted you
>Finally, with a small 'pop', you remove the magical blocker from her horn
>You stare into her eyes and her into yours
>You see her pupils dilate and in that second, reflex takes over
>Just as her wings stretch out to enable her escape you place one hand around her neck and another around her horn; forcing her to the ground and disabling her magic
>The mare wracks and struggles under your grip
>She was much stronger than she looked
"I'm not being mean. I'm not being cruel. I'm being dominant" you assure them
>The mare's struggles slowly cease and you feel her breathing slow
>You run a hand down her side as her hind leg twitches
"And that's how you tame an alicorn, folks" you announce with a flourish
>The crowd leaps into astounded applause as the stage lights dim
>"And cut!" cries one of the cameramen
>Various producers and stage managers congratulate you but you ignore them
>You scoop the dazed alicorn into your arms, her leg still twitching slightly, and carry her backstage to her bed
>She'd had a long day
>>27476080
>>27476091
>>27476116
>>27476141
>You will never come across a pony doing it's pony things
>You will never sneak up on the pony
>You will never suddenly hop on their back, surprising them
>You will never hold on tight as they run and buck, trying to dislodge you
>You will never feel your victory close in as every buck becomes weaker and every yard crossed becomes slower and shakier
>You will never feel the sweat and froth of your unfortunate mount between your legs and hear them pant heavily as they struggle to continue their defiance
>You will never taste victory as the pony's strength finally gives out and they collapse, exhausted and defeated
>You will never slip a bridle into the panting mouth of the pony
>You will never lead them to your home, their head hung low from exhaustion and submissive shame>You will never show your daughter her new pony>You will never thank god she likes your last-minute birthday gift
>>27476358
daww
>>27476358
>carry her backstage to her bed
>she's had a long day.
longer night inbound.
>>27476508
Yep, a long night ofwarm snuggles
>>27476534
Twilight gives the best fuckingconsented snuggles
>>27476358
"Tonight we're going to run a segment on how to manage shy ponies" you announce
"Now everyone knows that most ponies are naturally skittish, right?" you ask the crowd
>They agree with you
"Mmhm. But what nobody tells you is how much damage you can do to a pony without letting it become familiar with you first."
"Allow me to demonstrate" you say as you approach a small kennel in the center of the stage
>A sign was stuck on the outside of the kennel labeling the pony inside
>'Fluttershy'
"I'm gonna have to ask you all to keep quiet while I work my magic" you ask the crowd, motioning to the crew to dim the lights slightly
>You hold out a carrot in front of the kennel and wait
>One minute passes
>Two
>By the 5th the audience starts to shift and become restless
>You stand still though
>Something shifts within the kennel and slowly, oh so slowly, you see the pegasus' head leave the confines of the kennel, her eyes hungrily fixed on the carrot
>You shift back slightly as she moves to take a bite
>Frustrated, she leaves the kennel completely
>Holding the carrot over your head you sit down cross legged, leaving an inviting space on your lap
>The mare looks back at the kennel for a moment before placing her two forelegs on you lap and arching up towards the carrot
>You lower the treat to her mouth and she munches at it with gusto
>The poor thing had been too scared to eat all day
>You rub your hands all over her body as she sinks deeper into your lap
>You seemed very inviting to her now as your hands work wonders on her body
>Her eyes adjust to the dark and with a start she notices the crowd
>Her head snaps from you to the relative comfort of the kennel and she whines, feeling betrayed
>She curls deeper into your lap, trying to shield herself from the crowd
>Sensing her discomfort, you turn yourself around on the stage floor so that your back faces the audience
"Sorry folks" you call, running your fingers through her mane
"Like I said. Ponies are shy" you mumble
>>27476011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gug5HX4M9UQ
here you go op. pressure and release.
>>27476714
>>27476367
>an actual story
>about a little girl getting a pet pony
green when!
also, don't do this to a real horse ever unless you want to die.
>>27476714
cute
>>27476943
There was no need for that
>>27476948
fuck you professor oak i'll ride my pony inside sylph co if I want.
>>27476011
With the tail up idiot. This your first day?
>>27476951
That's a lie and you know it.
Tonight you go to bed without supper.
Ponder your actions on an empty stomach
>>27476981
I like where this is going , what a terriblyreasonable punishment
>>27476156
God damn you carlos
don't click the image less you want to see pure fabulous
>>27476029
I live literally 30 mins away from Coney island. I guess I'm lucky
>>27476011
By force using magic to bend their wills in unnatural walls until obedience is forced upon them.
Why don't you ask >>27433819 or >>27303978
>>27476011
NOT MY WAIFU
>>27476101
>ywn rub Lyra's belly with such intensity that her whole body is being shook
With a pony whip and pony treats.
>>27476011
Like so.
>>27477725
OVER
THE
LINE
>>27477725
The human needs to be trained here, not the pony.
>>27477685
How is a pony whip different from other whips?
>>27477978
It's not actually a whip, it's a re-purposed pool noodle.
>>27477582
go the fuck home starligh
>>27477725
Edgy :^)
>>27478034
:^) lelele
>>27477993
And the pony treats are repurposed Oreos.
>>27477797
I see what you did there
>>27478009
Judy is a cute.
CUTE!
>>27477725
This is not acceptable
Figging.
That's how to tame a pony.
Figging
Actually... Figging a horse is called Gingering
>>27476011
"NO TWILIGHT. BAD PONY"
With these.
>>27478925
Don't forget pony food. A hungry pony is an insubordinate ponyand the feed bag keeps them from complaining aloud.
>>27477993
>You are Anon, cruel and pitiless pony trainer.
>Your job is to make ponies obedient and tame.
>This requires drastic measures.
>Disobedient ponies get lashes of the noodle for their actions.
>It is cruel, but you are a cruel man.
>If the harsh lashes of the pool noodle do not put down their insolence, then you break out the most drastic measures you can think of.
>Going to bed without supper, disapproving glares, and time-outs amongst other horrific punishments.
>Some may call you a monster, and you are.
>But damn if you don't get results.
>When you're done with them, those ponies'll be ready for a life of hard labor as the playthings of young children and as companion animals for lonely people.
>It is truly a horrific fate.
>>27480501
I puked a little
>>27476132
Twilight got the butt-pounding of a lifetime.
