any ideas for a thread guys? you can start it out for me :)
>>27475671
One day Princess Flurry heart...
>>27475685
Was dropped on her head by shining
>>27475709
/r/ing green of Flurry growing up retarded because her dad dropped her.
>>27475709
Desperate to hide the fact that he had braindamaged their child from Cadence, Shining thought to himself "What else can I blame our daughter being retarded on?"
>>27475717
Summoning the writefags
>>27475718
Blame it on twilight
>>27475755
And so Shining did.
When twilight was sleeping, he stole a hooful of purple feathers from her wings, sprinkled them around Flurry heart's room, stuck a bottle of booze in Twilight's arms, and put several Baby head sized dents in the a couple of Twilight's books before sticking them next to flurry heart, who was retardedly drooling in her crib..
"CADENCE!" yelled Shining innocently, "COME QUICKLY AND LOOK AT WHAT I HAVE JUST FOUND!"
>>27475671
>OP can't be bothered to think of a thread topic
>makes one anyways
>>27475769
Cadance was just signing divorce papers and made pisspoor attempts at hiding them from Shining but he's too god damn stupid to recognize them and thinks they're contracts to a mortgage on a new house despite living in a fucking crystal fucking castle.
>>27475671
Diaper Flurrinator&Futaflitter squad
