ITT:the absolute worst that fanfiction has to offer the more prominent the better
>>27474070
friendship is magic
>>27475603
>this
>>27474070
120 Days of Blueblood.
>>27474070
Dakari King Mykan's entire "My Brave Pony/My little Unicorn" canon.
For those unaware: DakariKing Mykan (or DKM for short) is an autistic canadian who has a severe hateboner/obsession with Tara Strong, cause she voiced Raven on Teen Titans and he likes the character of Beastboy there,
Because he also thinks that friendship is worthless and that might makes right, he wrote a series of fanfics to "reboot" FiM, by creating his own ponies (an alicorn race called unicornicopians) who are a Power Rangers-esque military force that travels through the universe for peace and fights off evil sorcerers and such.
Sounds childish, but is actually also filled with unintentional racism. E.g. the Unicornicopians consider Equestrians racially inferior, put people they don't like in prison camps, rule a galaxy spreading empire ruled by Mykan's self inert (a three honred alicorn named Celesto, who is Celestia's love interest) and so on.
After wasting his first 20 chaters of the first fic to show how awesome his ponies are on their own, they pretty much cross over with FiM and take over. Since then every other fanfic he had writen in that "canon" for the last five years and counting is his Unicornicopians fighting off evil with the Mane 6 as second banana heroes. Also he killed off Twilight halfway through his third story and masturbates to the idea of raping Cadance.
>>27476131
Things like this are why I thank my lucky stars that I am not legitimately autistic
>>27476131
Oh yeah, THAT guy.
Well this came out yesterday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtBqTFsiLxM&feature=youtu.be
Compared to Moonrise it was a step down...
>>27474070
Fallout: Equestria.
>>27474070
There was a fic that was so bad /mlp/ decided to read the entire thing chapter by chapter. It was funny as fuck but i forgot what it was called. I think the story had over 300,000 words
>>27475603
first reply best reply
>>27476131
Ahahah, holy shit. Is that where that 3-horned alicorn came from? I thought he was some kind of mockery of shitty OCs, but this is infinitely funnier.
Fallout Equestria: Sins of an Alicorn.
The edge in it could cut diamonds.
>>27475603
Delete this.
>>27474070
Oi! Don't talk shit about past sins, Nyx was a good character.
>>27477545
See this, this is exactly why Fo:Efags are cancer. Not anywhere near as close or sophisticated as us Sinfags
The Conversion Bureau was also pretty fucking terrible, if only because it spawned some more terrible fanfics from pro and anti TCBers alike.
For those not in the know, The Conversion Bureau was basically a story that tried to explain why Equestria never interacted with Earth by having Equestria more or less invasively take over Earth by brainwashing most people into ponies and then killing anyone who disagreed via a giant bubble that would consume the Earth,
My Little Dashie, definitely
Gary Stu character raises Mary Sue rendition of RD, while a fuckton of forced "dramatic" shenanigans ensues. You can't possibly go more retarded than this.
>>27477902
Idunno, could be you.
>>27476131
>>27474070
I never even touch this fanfic with a 10 foot pole.
Can someone please explain to me the most conversational parts? All I heard about is the killing of Celestia bit.
>>27477991
Celestia wasn't killed. She was sent to the sun.
>>27478006
Irony at its finest.
>>27478063
Funny how in S5 finale she was sent to the moon though, Pen stroke got it half right.
ALL OF YOU ARE TERRIBLY WRONG
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/8015064/1/Darkness-is-Magic
>>27478208
NO. THIS IS INFINITELY WORSE.
http://www.fimfiction.net/group/760/the-lunaverse
The Lunaverse is a series of 52 something story fanfics where everything is ass backwards. The mane6 are the antagonistic heckling characters, Celestia is the evil anti-social one.
Trixie keeps getting shat on for being passive-aggressive(despite the fact he made every character have that autistic ego-centric behaviour, even Luna.) He writes like a whiny little geek who got mentally bullied by a girl.
The other 5 are completely unlikable backgrounds ponies, especially Raindrops. And he adds nothing new to the formula, he just retreads the same episode concepts, but keeps making the mane6 as hateable as possible ,especially Applejack.
Plus his writing style is full of broken engrish and simplistic phrasing.
>>27477460
it gets even better if you dig into it in detail.
To give a highlight overview:
Dragon Ball, Sailor Moon and Pretty Cure are getting ripped off continously to make the fanfic move forward, as tehe guy rips theirplots off for stories.
The three horned guy was described as Pony Jesus by Mykan and can fuse wit Celestia to create a humanoid being
Mykan used the fanfic to make bronies look like nazis
he wrote a Yugioh/Ttally Spies/MLP crossover, where his self insert must stop Equestrians from invading earth and brainwashing people with card games
He jerled off to the idea of killing Twilight Sparkle
He actualy got in contact with Tara Strong
Out of spite for a woman who had a miscarriage, he wrote a miscarriage for Cadance in one of his stories and mocked tje woan online so long till she tried to kill herself
>>27476131
Oh, yeah, that guy.
Thanks for reminding me about that guy
SlrxWarlorn's PONY POV series.
Just for the fact it never ends. It's like Naruto in that regard
>>27477538
Read: generic mary sue
>>27478063
More like wishful bad brony fic.
>>27477803
And in order to enjoy it you must be a complete misanthropist and be anti-free thinking.
>>27476131
Just in case you forgot:
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/9894/my-little-unicorn-magic-is-believing
>>27479580
>"Venture into a whole new world where whole new winged unicorns, not alicorns,
I'm afraid to keep reading.
>>27479609
Normally, I'd say keep going, but I've read that thing before.
Don't read it. It sucks out your brain and replaces it with tumors.
>>27477803
I like a few of the ones where humanity legitimately fights back and it basically turns into "humanity fuck yeah" porn
>>27474070
my green
>>27476131
>masturbates to the idea of raping Cadance
Well, I guess he's not all bad. In fact, he seems like good people.
