Attention citizens of /mlp/ I am done. I am moving to ponyville to learn the true meaning of friendship as Twilight senpai has. I am inviting all to join me on my journey to Equestria. Pack your things and follow me!
>>27471381
Fine, why the fuck not?
>>27471381
Do I need to bring my own bleach or will it be provided at the meetup?
it's not that great there, trust me:
>because of your uniqueness you're popular in Ponyville and other parts of Equestria as well
>due to your physical abilities, you always can help somepony with something and earn some bits, food, clothes and all kind of stuff you need
>thanks to the smal talk whenever you help, you quickly find lots and lots of friends
>you're liked and respected in the entire ponyville
this much is horrible already but the worst part is yet to come
>ponies quickly learn that you don't have estrus cycles and are ready for sex 24/7
>ponies don't seem to have a problem doing it with you. different species and safe sex
>many of them come to you and ask for friendly help whenever estrus comes back
>they really like your hands and happily take your penis inside them. it's safe after all
>they're very grateful for what you're doing to them and reward you plenty
>there's hardly any day without some action
fucking hell, isn't it?
>>27471404
>bleach
[disdain for plebs]
>>27471500
I miss to see why all of this should be horrible.
>>27471381
sure I'm in.
who's gonna get me there?
>>27471603
you have a way to live, have plenty of fresh and healthy food, your own home, you have lots of friends to hang out with and never get bored, you get hugs daily, everyone treats you good, you have plenty of sex and even more of their gratitude, you don't even have to worry about being sick/injured as they always use magic to fix you right away. you pretty much have everything perfect
it's so fucking frustrating
>>27471381
Hold on, let me get my 200 terabytes of pony porn... Done! When do we go?
>>27471381
In the words of the great philosopher Sunset Shimmer, where's the portal?
>>27471381
Got nothin' left here for me, Let's get a move on, Anon.
>>27471381
I'm ready, now how are we getting there?
>>27471381
Where's the meetup gonna be, 'Nonny?
