609 - The Saddle Row Review
Written by Nick Confalone
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
Friends Forever #29 (Rarity and Maud) is due out June 8th!
Rarity relied on her friends for the help needed for a rush opening of her Manehattan storefront, but the circumstances were a bit extraordinary, given that she only couldn't postpone because she wanted to be on time for the season in fashion. All the administrative fallout from that flurry of activity would come after - has the hopefully soon-to-be recovered Miss Pommel been left with the same staff Rainbow Dash hired on? Will they continue to take advantage of the upstairs studio for event synergy? Is the landlord happy? Rarity For You's just getting started!
>>27463175
Previous thread.
>filly
>filly
>pony
Princess Cadance and the Spring Hearts Garden still storytimed here!
>>27385781
(EqG) Twilight's Sparkly Sleepover Surprise still storytimed here!
>>27385480
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
New Episode Preview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfCnjm34siA
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off:Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.
611 - Flutter Brutter:When Fluttershy's self-absorbed brother starts freeloading off their parents, she encourages him to move out. Unfortunately, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to her brother and help him get over his fear of failure.
613 - Spice Up Your Life:Pinkie Pie and Rarity are called to Canterlot to solve a friendship problem. Once there, they discover a father and daughter whose relationship is strained as they struggle to keep their restaurant open. Pinkie Pie and Rarity both want to help, but have different ideas on what "help" means.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
OH GOD
THERE ARE TWO MLPGS
WHICH ONE DO I USE
>colt
One
Job
>>27469087
>postpone
>>27469108
always use isaac threads
the other guy's a fucking cuck anyway
>horse
>>27469115
There is literally nothing wrong with being a cuck.
>>27469116
>monkey
Filly wants to quit. You're always overloading her with work.
The show fucking sucks these days, I haven't watched it since season 6 episode 9. You know, back when it used to be good?
there is literally nothing wrong with bestiality
apple jacks off day
>science
ok so did applejack finally go completely insane
>>27469176
Who?
>>27469176
Yes. This will be her "Lesson Zero"
>>27469195
So Applejack tries to physically rape all of Ponyville as opposed to Twilight mentally raping them?
>>27469166
if you have no issue with eating an animal, then you shouldn't have any issue with eating out an animal
>>27469172
I went looking for an image to respond to this post but the very few that exist fucking suck
>>27469199
/k/ please, there are no deer here.
>>27469199
which pony would you most enjoy eating out?
dude what
i don't particularly care about the applejack episode
it's merely a filler until the big event: the flutter brutter ep
when all of us nerds get BTFO
I need extremely happy ponies stat
>>27469225
>>27469221
>all of us nerds
HEY speak for yourself
>>27469225
>>27469225
>>27469232
I want to cuddle with Minuette so bad.
I bet she's a squirmer
>>27469221
>oldest of siblings
>both younger sibs are succesful normal people
>episode about lazy underachiever brother
>>27469244
Whoa whoa anon
You gotta romance a mare like Minuette before you can cuddle.
>>27469221
>I don't care about a real episode
>I want a meme episode
lmao
>>27469261
But how can I romance the poneif she's not real?
>>27469261
i
i think i'm more attracted to minuette than any human girl i've ever met
WHAT IF I DREW YOUR REQUESTS?
>>27469256
>Episode stars a character with a fear of failure
>Moral is going to be given out by the pony that would stay inside/around her house indefinitely if you give her the chanceI know it's autistic as hell, but I can't help but feel like this episode is saying even Fluttershy is better than someone like me even though I always thought we were similar with our irrational fears and all
Pone should romance pone.
>>27469279
Anon sweating buckets while on a date with MinuetteOr just draw Minuettes fat butt
>>27469263
>>27469279
twilight being lewd
Being a filly is hard.
>>27469278
same
though I haven't met many human girls for the last several years
>>27469271
Step 1: Make pone real
Step 2: romance pone
Step 3: Cuddle pony
Step 4: Propose to pony
>>27469278
What if youmet a girl with a bubbly personality like hers
>>27469292
And failing at it
>>27469339
>you will never alpah fuck uggo pone
>>27469279
APPLEJACK MEETS A SPIDER
>>27469279
celestia - space empress
>>27469305
would she have a sexy blue body?
>>27469348
I want to spend a whole night with herdoing dork things and maybe play video games or listen to her talk about cool gems
>>27469364
Anon, you will never find a girl with a blue body unless you make your way to the EqG universe.Would you suffer an eternal high school dimension just to be with her?
>>27469388
no
i want to fuck a mare, not a gross thing with stick limbs
boing boing boing
>>27469279
scootaloo winning an award
>>27469292
My monoprice stylus decided to run out of batteries mid """""art""""" and I have none, so I'm off to the shop to get some.
I hope you like LEWD, son.
>>27469379
>cool gemsWE_____
>>27469471
WUZ
>>27469477THE CUNIE MARK NIGGAS
>>27469415
i want her to bat around my ballsack like that
>>27469263
>it's not gay I swear
>>27469560
There is nothing gay about appreciating a nice dick
>>27469569
as long as it's on an attractive mare
>>27469541
probably, yeah
I'm gonna wake up in a second anyway
>>27469577
What about attractive dicks on ugly mares?
>futa
>ever
>>27469588
I pity all those that can't see how great dicks are
>>27469588
>>27469592
Dicks are fine, but girls don't have them
>>27469592
I like having one, I do not like seeing them on mares, however.
That's pretty fucking gay, you know.
>>27469598
>>27469598
>>27469602
I pity all those that don't understand dicks are great no matter who they're attached to.Cuntboys are cool too, but dicks are so much better than vergibers
>>27469625
dicks are bad
>>27469632
No, anon, you are bad.
You will continue to be bad until you open your eyes to the greatness of dicks
>>27469625
You should'nt.
Think of it as more dicks for you.
You big cock hungry homo.
>>27469648
Well, I do.
And dicks should be shared with the world. Everyone should know how great they are.
>>27469625
>cuntboys
Gross. Kill yourself.
>>27469588
This.
>>27469673But they're coolhttp://exhentai.org/g/690961/cf77631b80/
>>27469625
fuck off
>>27469705
Fuck on
>>27469700
>rumble is the sjwfag
I trusted you
>>27469717
Que?
>jerkin off
>have a sudden thought
>look behind me
>realize I forgot to put my pony plushie away
>it's lying on my bed
>pointed towards me
>inadvertently forced to watch
I'm so sorry
>>27469735
iktf
>>27469735
>start masturbating
>realize after I cum that photographs of my family were still upright
>feel all unclean and ashamed
>>27469766
...and that's why you have to keep ponies away from Coffee and Tea
>>27469780
My pony won't drink anything else but coffee
>>27469780
I drank a whole coffeepot within an hour once.
Now I already know what Parkinson will feel like.
>>27469735
>tfw the only thing the plush would want was to be able to satisfy your sexual needs
>but it can't
>It can only watch while you clop to other ponies pics
>It can't even cry
Ponies don't poop or pee.
Pinkie needing to "use the bathroom" was her uncontrollable urge to masturbate since it was spring. Outhouses in Equestria are fapping facilities.
help, my princesses fused together and refuse to split up again
>>27469793
>>27469780
>>27469801
If they don't poo or pee how does she masturbate?
>>27469735
which pony was it?
>>27469801
But anon, ponies can't masturbate, since they have no genitals
They get pregnant by wireless sex
>>27469825
STANDARD MAMMALIAN REPRODUCTION
>>27469825
Everyone knows ponies get pregnant by holding hooves.
That's like first day poneology right there.
>>27469810
>Tfw I once made an experiment and spent 2 weeks without drinking coffee.
>At the end of the 2 weeks I finally decided to pick a coffee with my financial advisor.
I never realized how strong the effect was.
>>27469837
>Anon wants to shake their hooves on the first day because that's just how humans greet each other
>bamm, all pregnant
>>27469722
spamming ''transgender'' shit all over the place
>>27469830
...you mean, you don't have wireless sex compliant mammals, in your area?
>>27469780
pone needs coffee
>>27469855
Que?
>>27469820
lyra
>>27469869
Colts?
>>27469884I'm not Mexican
>>27469897
good
>>27469887
speak english, faggot
>>27469887
I like that colt
>>27469912
But that would be gay.
>>27469913
You have to be 18 to post in here, Applebloom
>>27469928
she has her cutie mark now, same thing
>>27469913
He's such a qt.
Show me a cuter horse
>>27469887
Fucking Scootaloo recolor.
>>27469943
He's hard to top.
He instantly replaced Pip as my second favorite colt.
>>27469928
Shut up. AB only likes unemployed, adult humans.
>>27469953
>second favorite
Who is your favorite?
>>27469963
>>27469977
Exquisite chioce.
>You don't answer at first, instead electing to watch her as she desperately tries to feed her dying children.
unf
>colts
>being gay
>>27469999
If fillies can kiss other fillies colts can kiss other colts
>>27469998link
>>27470011
Agreed.
![YP-1R-05x18-FIX.mkv_snapshot_04.30_[2016.05.20_13.00.39].png](https://i.imgur.com/5Xg8YUS.jpg "YP-1R-05x18-FIX.mkv_snapshot_04.30_[2016.05.20_13.00.39].png")
>>27469999
I like colts AND fillies.
>>27469999
>not enjoying both varieties
>>27470098
Would explain a lot
DECEPTIPONES, MOBILIZE
>>27470184
Pinkie charging her hyperbeam.jpg
>>27470193
>>27470233
Welp, looks like she's done for. Time to collect the soul
We've never been deder and it isn't even hiatus.
>>27470324
It's the college season you ding dong.
>>27470324
Sorry. I had to leave and do deep breathing exercises because people were shipping foals.
Do you remember
I like to smoke alot of marijuanas and jerk off to not-pinkie
https://derpiboo.ru/1159782
>>27470357
That horse is very ugly
>>27470372
BA DEE YA
>>27470357
does she do a 90° turn while falling down?
>>27470406
You don't?
>>27470382
Neat, I bet you also like to hang out at the mall and holler at bad bitches too, bro.
>>27470406
she had already exceeded the maximum amount of legal screentime for her butt
>>27469735
I always put away anything with a face that is not provacative whenever I do the deed.
0-3 Pony harder than usual
4-6 Play space game
7-9 Watch space opera anime
Mission Objectives:WPSHH DerpyYou must not fail
>>27470465
>not ponying in space
>>27470483
I tried that. Didn't work well
>>27470465
0-3 kill yourself
4-6 kill yourself
7-9 kill yourself
>>27470473
You will never
Did you think about her today?
>>27470553
Yes
>>27470539
hug that one special pono
>>27470553
I mostly thought about him
>>27470553
I'm afraid so
>Rumble: Are you ready to be a mare, Anon?
>>27470553
Unable not to.
>>27470613
how does that work
>>27470564
That horse needs hugs, quick!
>>27469906
I am.
Filly memed on you
Scrunchin
>>27470762
NOI
O
I
>>27470762
I want it
hello my pony bros
my mare amigos
my filly friends
my colt companions
my stallion s.. guys
how does pony beat the heat?
>>27470787
Swimming for groundies, sleeping in clouds for pegasi.
>>27470787
MR BREEZY
Mare men
And that pony looks super naked.
>>27470830
Ponies are usually super naked
>>27470787
She asks you to rub an ice cube over her back.
>>27470830
>>27470850
I proceed to stick the ice cube inher mouth cause she likes to chew them
>>27470861
She needs more iron.
>>27469098
>>27470856
this is cute
>>27470787
gonna be a scorcher
>>27470854
I hope we'll get to see them meet again. Really cute stuff.
>>27470893
Now is the time of year all the mares go into heat.
>>27470896
It'd be great to see them pop up at the next apple family reunion
>>27470848
and its great
>forget my e-hentai password
>reset it
>log in just fine
>exhentai won't log in
ebin
>>27471026
pony isn't allowed on the furniture
>>27471058
YOU'RE not allowed on the furniture
>>27471058
pony goes where pony pleases!
>>27471067
>>27471078
>>27471026
>"..Ok, I get stallions can be handsome and all, but shit, let's draw the line somewhere, ok pal?"
>>27471091
REVOLUTION
>>27471099
don't start an arms race you can't finish
>filly
>That MLP phone game now has crafting ingredients you can buy.
Fucking hell. And of course, THIS freemium micro-transaction shit is the reason why we'll never get any decent MLP games.
Why make something fun, when you can make something that jews people out of money!
>>27471135
songs will be written about the heroes of the 2016 squirt bottle rising
>>27471197
they put up a literal pay wall before that even
with the VIP system. Points you need to acquire certain ponies, points that can only ever be obtained by spending real money. I stuck with the game a long time but jumped ship at that point
>>27471195
>>27471233
do you think Rarity could make me a princess dress
it's uh, for a friend
I'm going to rub two fillies together until they love each other.
>>27471248
but two fillily charged ponies will repel each other
>>27470874
>>27470856
Isnt that the pony that always got raped?
>>27471233
No no
OFF comes the clothes
Silly filly
>>27471264
Fuck you scientist, you're making me pissed!
>>27471277
You're mean.
Is it normal to want to kiss a pony lots?
>>27471286
I'm just doing what's best for filly
>>27471291
>>27471309
it is good do see someone looking out for filly's welfare
>>27471291
Yes
Yes it is
>>27471197
If we were to get a decent pony game what kind of game would you want?
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
>>27471325
first person hugger
>>27471329
With VR support?
>>27471325
Something like Tomodachi Life.
But with ponos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm9YRxYEF64
>>27471325
Something that touches on the sense of pone community, yet also the distinctions and attributes of the 3 different tribes
Alternatively I would accept something that was just "X, with pone" if it was cute enough. Like a kerbal space program clone where you build airships instead of rockets or something
>>27470457
First, pick a pony.
Then, try to guess their favorite ice cream.
>>27471277
>>27471361
easy, vanilla
>>27471325
Harvest Moon. But with ponies.
>>27471369
I love it
>>27471371
She seems more like a secret chocolate lover to me
>>27471378
you would, you monster
>>27471393
she probably couldn't get out of it without help either
>>27471361
Mochi flavors
>>27471399
it's like my dream
opening up a panty and socks fashion line store with Rarity
>>27471406
no dripping on the floor Twilight
Butt?
>>27471399
Ponies in lingerie is the best
>>27471436
Where's the butt?
>>27471436
butt
>>27471443
>>27471399
What is changeling fashion like
>>27471399
>that Maud
