>you are anon
>and your about to die
>not because some monster got the best of you
>your old
>85 years old
>and your on your deathbed
>you came to hoseland in a bright flash
>years of adventures and memes have left you tired in your old age
>hell if you could you would become immortal
>but you cant
>knock knock
''come in ''
>its sunhorse
>goddamn it cant you die in piece
>"o-oh your awake anonymous i thought you were asleep"
>the fuck if you were asleep you wouldn't have said "come in "
>pony logic ftw
''what do you want sunbutt?''
>'' well me and your freinds came too see you ''
>on que purplesmart and co walk into the room
>''hi anon''
>says grape pone
>''are you alright? you look mad''
>when you first came to this clusterfuck of rainbows twilight spergle tried to make you fall in love with her
>turns out you came right in the middle of estrus
>hence all the attempted >rape
>she tried to use a love spell on you
>then told you she did after 10 years of you two being a thing
>the rage you had was about a small loan of a million suns
>discord himself had to stop you from >gigapunching her into another universe
>that was a fun day
>''yoo hoo equestria to anon''
cont?
>>27457610
for the love of fuck, it's "you're," the contraction of "you are."
I am intrigued
>>27457610
>>27457610
Continue
>>27457640
i do that cause it make faggota like you mad
now go suck your daddys cock ok anon ?
>>27457610
Odd concept,
thanks guys this is my first story btw
''what huh??''
>you say as you snap back to reality
>''oh i thought you died what a shame''
>the hand that was in you face pulls away
>''DISCORD THATS RUDE''
>you hear twibright say
>yfw your gonna be dead soon anyways
>''oh im sure anon doesn't mind do you anon?''
>youfuckedupnow.png
'' why yess it does you get to live forever you faggot who are you, you dont age so shut the fuck up''
>ROSTED
R
O
S
T
E
D
>discord gets an somewhat annoyed expression but fuck yo feelings
>he stares at you like he was expecting a diffrent awnser his gaze only harding as you say
''we gonna kiss or what?''
>''ok ok you too settle down now ''
>wow guys hear that its the fun police
>discord only mumbles''yeah right you newfag''
>???????????????
>what
>''OOH OOH MY TURN MY TURN''
>fuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>you cant die in peace now
>or never
>you never really lked ponk but she never got the message
>annoying /10
cont?
>>27458290
Continue, this is pretty good
How old are you
ok guys lemmie ask you should i namefag or not?
>>27458290
>snap back to reality
Oh there goes gravity.
>>27458308
27 why
>are you trying to rape me sircause ill rape you first
>>27457610
>hoseland
that sounds terrifying. what did I do to deserve this hell?
>>27458316
maybe
>>27458318
oh there goes rabbit he choked
>>27458331can't rape the willing
Is English your first language?
>>27458345
yupyou would faggot
>>27458339
ill take that as a yess
>>27457610
>then told you she did after 10 years of you two being a thing
>>27458031
>merely pretendings
>>27457610
>you hear ponk say as she jump up into your lap and lands head first into you crotch
>sniff sniff
''woah ok nope''
even if you are 85 years old you can still nope like a b0ss
>in mere minutes you are in a chair on the other side of the room
>tfw cant sprint
>again you hear discord mumble ''cause ur a noo0b''
>you let it slide last time but a noob
>oh hell no
''1v1 on cod advaced warfare ill rek u scrub ''
>yup you can still talk shit like a 12 year old
>achievement unlocked :you sux at shittalking
(+50 sec)
>ayyy you still needed that one
>>27458422
see>>27458031
thank you and get out of my thread
>>27458383he fell in love with her dumbass
>>27458453
No.
>>27458443
>your history with pinkie is full of cake and booze
>as you - oh FUCK, you left the oven on at home
>meh
>after a few hours they leave 1 by 1 until it only you,celly and discord
>wow she was so quiet that you forgot about herlike the oven you faggot
>well fuck you too brain
>suck your dick
>dont make me come in there
>''anonymous i must tell you something you are a human and as you have said humans made our world correct?''
''yes but i dont know what that has to do with fuck all''
>>27458473
ok you may stay but U sit on the dildochair
>>27458575
bump
moar pls
shitty thread 2bh
sunbutt would not approve
>>27458867
fuck off sunfag your celly is not how you like it
>wahhh wahhh more celly
kys
