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Boss two: The Flim Flam Brothers
>The Flim Flam Brothers have grown tired of their constant failures at ripping ponies off and have now used their know-how of machinery to build devastating contraptions.
>They are now harvesting materials to build even more destructive machines, eventually having the fire power to take over Equestria.
>Instead of bothering Twilight and her friends again Celestia as decided to send you to deal with them.
Flim and Flam of 50 HP each and you must instruct your heroes which one you want them to attack. To summon a hero you must post a pic of your chosen hero, the target you want them to hit, and optionally a description of how they attack. Damage is determined by gets. If a hero gets no gets then it will be ignored in order to keep the thread going at a good pace. For every successful summon get I will write a short green. Rerolls are fine as long as the rules are followed.
Dubs is five damage.
Trips is fifteen damage.
Quads is thirty damage.
Quints is half whatever the health is.
Sexts is instant win.
The hero to strike the final blow will dethrone the mega sex god of memes Faust, take her title, and will be remembered by Anons everywhere forever.
>"Well look at this brother of mine, it's the bipedal beast!"
>The twin unicorns look down at you with sneers from their harvester.
>"Well what do you know, it seems that the princesses think so little of us that they have sent a coward that can't even fight his own battles!"
"That's real rich coming from you Dumb and Dumber 'cus you both need to make these little toys to do the fighting for you!"
>The brother turn their harvester to face you, it's claw ready to grab at you.
>"Then let's put it to the test, your cowardly magic VS out brilliant machinery!"
>Ready to wipe the floor with them you charge your first summon spell, the fight is at hand.
Who do you summon first?
>>27457395
Sunset will destroy you
>>27457588
Well, you got the dubs, but you ain't got the pic. Brah I'm sorry but I make the rules and enforce them.
>>27457596
Sunset will rape you and the boss
>>27457395
>>27457596
Sunset is charging her powers to defeat you
>>27457395
>>27457596
"Feel the power of friendship!"
>>27457395
>>27457596
Sunset will rape you both
Does the "Carlton" on Flim
The chair spooks the one named Flim.
>>27457596
>>27457395
Sunset will rape you in cold blood and you will know the name of Sunset Shimmer and praise her!
>>27457395
Spike attacks Flim with flamethrower.
>>27457395
>>27457596
Sunset rapes you both
>>27457395
>Crabs uses his krusty krab cock on flim flam brothers
>>27457722
Double dubs, pic and clear command, congrats, you get the first green.
>>27457395
>>27457596
Sunset rapes you both brutally
Anon does something
>>27457395
>>27457691
The spook spooks Flim.
>>27457729
Nice. I knew Krabs had it in him.
>>27457395
Bold and Brash chooses Flam to
>rape
>>27457395
>>27457596
Sunset rapes you both in the butt
>>27457395
>>27457596
Sunset rapes the both of you
>>27457395
>>27457691
The skeleton doots at Flim.
>>27457395
>brings good bones and calcium
>gets heal
>>27457395
>>27457596
You're getting raped by sunset
>>27457788
wasted dubs
>anally penetrates
>>27457756
Rerolling
>>27457395
>>27457596
You will both be raped by sunset shimmer
>hacks flam brothers router
>>27457395
>>27457596
You are both going to be raped by sunset shimmer
>>27457395
>>27457722
>Dodging a swipe of the harvesters arm you release your first summon.
>After a quick flash of light you see before your first hero.
>Oh neat, it's mis-OH GOD WHY IS HE NAKED?!?!
>HOW DOES HE HAVE A DICK?!
>WHY IS HE RUNNING AT FLIM AND FLAM NAKED?!
>They are screaming louder than you as you can't look away, like watching a train wreck.
>Crabs jumps on to the windshield of the harvester, his junk on proud display to the brothers, both screaming even louder now.
>As the glass starts to break due to Crabs hardening junk you stop the summoning early.
>All three of you are left shaking, the brothers both more scared than you thanks to their front row seats.
>Charging your next summon spell while their still sunned you remember to schedule some therapy lessons later.
Double dubs, mental torment, ten damage done, Flim 45/50 - Flam 45/50
Derp horse shoots at windshield of the operators cab
>>27457395
>>27457596
The rape by sunset shimmer shall not cease
hides emails n shit
>>27457395 (OP)
Duane busts a move all over Flam
shoots himself
>>27457395
>>27457596
Sunset rapes you painfully
Deports mexicans
>>27457877
KEK
>>27457877
>>27457722
Two dubs pics in a row, nicee.
>>27457921
Aggressively tips
>>27457524
>>27457545
>>27457588
>>27457609
>>27457620
>>27457630
>>27457649
>>27457667
>>27457695
>>27457713
>>27457734
>>27457757
>>27457774
>>27457804
>>27457827
>>27457844
>Alright, your next summon spell is ready, let's se-
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"
>Huh?
>Before you could finish your spell you're tackled from behind.
>When you hit the ground your on your back being pined down by...a foaming Sunset Shimmer?
>"I've been looking for you allllll day Anon, now it's RAPING TIME BOY!!!"
>Oh shit.exe
>Using your magic you throw Sunset off you and hurdle her at the brothers.
"YOU CAN HAVE HER!"
>Sunset is screaming as she fly's through the air, hitting the crack in the harvesters window and breaks through, landing between the brothers.
>"OOOOOH you boys look purtty!"
>Flim and Flam cower in fear as Sunset towers over them.
You got one legit dub with a pic, you can only do damage to one of them, who does she rape?
Summon dank meme to attack Flim
>>27457948
flim
summons dumb frog
>does shit to flim
>>27457966
>gets dubs after the deffeat of nmm last game
This was my plain all along
Knight attack flam
I summon reddit
>causes flam to become a faggot and fuck his bro
Shoots Flim and Flam
>>27457948
>>27457973
>"Eney meny I PICK YOU!!!"
>"MERCY!"
>You try to figure out how your going to get rid of Sunset as the harvester rocks and many, MANY screams and screeches and the occasional moan escapes it.
>Before you can find an answer a flash of magic comes for the harvester and you see Sunset go flying off into the sky line, blasting off again.
>Through the broken window you can see Flam trying to comfort a demoralized and degraded Flim.
>Well, you guess you might as well take the opportunity to make another summon, but make sure to also schedule the poor stallion some therapy sessions too.
Five damage done, Flim 40/50 - Flam 45/50
>>27457877
>One quick summon later and you have pulled into this world Pepe, with a shot gun.
>Then he shoots himself.
>His headless body splatted on the ground with blood quickly pooling around it.
>You stare at your hands still glowing with magic.
"What. The. Fuck."
One damage done, Pepe 0/1 - Flim 40/50 - Flam 45/50
Filthy Frank welcomes them to the rice fields, motherfucker.
The salty shaker covers Flam in salt.
Summon Officer to give flim a gun, And he shoots flam per request.
>>27457877
Kek mysides
>>27458098
Not today you bastard
>>27458108
Shoot wrong pic
Chris launches a boulder on both brothers
>>27457395
>>27458104
The salt shaker pours salt in the wound.
Quick question do WE have health?
Undercharges next summons for invincibility
>>27457395
>>27458104
The salt shaker covers Flam.
Summoming a Māori chief to not only freak them the fuck out, but to also beat their shit with a jandal.
Shoot flim
>>27458157
>>27458125
>>27457827
>>27457844
This guy
>>27458176
>>27458154
>>27458123
THREE FREAKING OFF BY ONES IN A ROW WTF
Gamer luna attacks with hardcore gamer headbutt
Removes flim.
>>27457966
>>27458075
>You're not sure about these summons anymore...
>Fuck it, you've got a job to do and that was far fro the worst shit you've seen.
>Charging the spell you release it to find Partrick Bateman with a gun.
>He wastes no time and walks right over to the harvester, climbing it and putting the gun to Flim's head.
>Both brother's go rigid, nether daring to move as a huge, disturbed grin spreads across Patrick's face.
>"This is what's going to happen."
>He cocks the gun.
>"You're going to sit there nice and quiet like a good little pony and listen to my dankest memes, or I blow your ffffff-UCKING brains out, got it?!"
>Flam stays frozen and Flim nods ever so slightly, tears in his eyes.
>The next hour Patrick impresses you with his in depth knowledge of memes, and the fact that's he was your longest lasting summon yet, but at last he poofs back to where ever he came from.
>With the weight of the gun off his head Flim falls over passed out, Flam cradling his head.
>"I'm so sorry Flim, I'm so so sorry..."
>Well then, looks like you've got plenty of time to charge your next summon.
Damn dudes, really mind fucking Flim right now, five damage done, Flim 35/50 - Flam 45/50
>>27457877
best summon, a billion keks
>>27458206
You take such dark turns with these.. Lets see how far you can take it..
Cage uses screech on flim
>>27458206
Summoning Lee Everett tokeep that hair short.
Summon flim to attack flam summon flam to attack flim
>oils up flim
Gives up
Some fag from /fit/
>fags on flam
>>27458300
>>27457722
>>27457877
third dubs
>>27458300
>You finish your summon to find after the light fades...a buff dude.
>...
>Honestly, he's so plain that you are more shocked that he isn't more insane.
>He goes to the harvester and whistles at Flam.
>"Yo bro, the names Kyle."
>Flam glares pure death down at the dude.
>"My brother has been physically and mentally assaulted and needs medical help, I don't give a buck what your name is!"
>Kyle holds up his arms and takes a step back.
>"Whoa, easy bro, I just saw you over here and thought I'd come see if ya had a call sign man."
>Flam is visibly twitching.
>"My call sign?!"
>Flam jumps down from the harvester after making sure to gently lay Flim's head down, then shoves Kyle with some magic.
>"MY BROTHER WAS ALMOST RAPED YOU SHIT HEAD, I don't care about your bucking call signs!"
>Kyle does a few small hops after he get's pushed by Flam and slaps his chest.
>"You better cool it before I get up on your shit motherfucker, I'm RIPPED brah!"
>"What the buck does that even mea-!"
>POW
>Kyle punched him right in the jaw, sending a tooth flying through the air.
>"I told ya to chill ya dumb fuck, now you just got shit on, you fucking scrub."
>Kyle continues to taunt as Flam builds up a decent amount of magic in his horn.
>"Who fucked up? YOU fucked up! SO next ti-"
>BOOM
>And then Kyle didn't have a head.
>That makes two headless bodies you were going to have to explain to Celestia, great.
>"YOU!"
>Oh fuck, Flam is PISSED, his eyes glowing white.
>"He might not be Nightmare Moon, but a pissed off unicorn was not something to laugh at.
>He sprints towards you charging a bolt of magic.
>You work on another summon fast.
Five damage done, Flim 35/50 - Flam 40/50
>>27458446
If this doesn't work,then I guess my tactics were flimsy
>>27458468
Damn it Carlos
Pinkie uses squirt gun on flim
Colgate stares down flim for not giving her the cider
>>27458633
>>27458644
Double dubs
You are a god, anon.
Same person?
Give Flim an empty pamphlet holder with these words on it. I'm on a roll now.
>>27458649
Yeah and I would have had my triple if i wasnt off by one
And just incase trixie uses magical attack on flim
>>27458656
Almost 666
Make flim mouth all the cherries
Summon Snake to convince flam to attack flim
Removes flimStraight up attack
Flim gets straight up ignored by this pony hurting his feelings
Mr feels snipes Flim out from pitty
Crit strike flim
Solaire takes out Flim
>>27458446
>>27458633
>>27458644
>Spell ready you release haphazardly and duck roll away from Flam as charges past you.
>The summon is cast near the harvester, revealing Pinkie with a squirt gun and Colgate with a frown.
>You call out to them as you dodge magic bolts from Flam.
"Guys, over here! I need you to-"
>"Pinkie, give me that squirt gun right now!"
>"Nuh un, this is my special new cider gun that I just made, I'm sorry Colgate but I can't let you have it!"
"um, GUYS, I really need your he-UNF."
>You catch a magic bolt to the shoulder while you were distracted.
>As you try and get some distance between you and Flam Colgate starts to chase Pinkie around.
>"Cider is the third biggest cause of tooth decay Pinkie, so hand that CAVITY gun over right now."
>"But cider makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside!"
>Pinkie hops into the harvester but lands awkwardly, ending up spraying cider right up Flim's nose.
>Instantly the stallion lurches up and shooting the burning liquid from his nose.
>"AAAAHHH WHAT THE BUCK?!"
>"I'mreallysorrybutI'vegottogobuy!"
>Pinkie hops out the other door of the harvester before Flim could even get all the cider out of his nose.
>"PINKIE!"
>Just as he's starting to get his bearings Colgate uses magic to help her boost jump right through one door and out the other, smacking Flim out of the way like it was nothing and knocking him right back out.
>"Flim!"
>As Pinkie and Colgate run off to god knows where Flim at last gives up on killing you as he goes to check on his brother.
>Your fine, just a bit bruised.
>Swiftly you start on another summon while Flam's checking on Flim.
You guys are just really into destroying Flim huh? Ten damage done, Flim 25/50 - Flam 40/50
Scoots gives Flim a VR headset. It blinds and hurts his eyes.
>>27458744
>>27458755
>>27458766
FUCKING DEMOLISHED!
>>27458744
So before I do the next green, who are these? I honestly don't even know what to google to try and figure it out, so could ya tell me plz?
>>27458796
>He doesn't know about removing kebabs
Get a load of this newfag.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB9WgR_N4h4
Rarara attacks Flim with her superior intellect and tips her stylish fedora.
>>27458796
The people are from >>27458204 but animified? Girlified? Anyways they remove kebabs from the premises but for this purpose I just made them attack flim
Just in case Master chief throws his bowl of cereal at Flim
rolling for those quads they are mine..
Flam kills Film
>>27458822
Not quads but still a kill kek ^:)
I summon BFG blast on Flam's ass
>>27458837
Okay, I missed
How about a pickle then
Spiderman reminds Flam of what he has done
Church accidentally launches an actual caboose onto Flam
Mantis Fluttershy attempts to hug Flam with her blades.
Rainbow attacks Flam for not giving her the cider
I'm running out of ideas here
A pile of salt on Flam
Flim attacks Flam from the grave
GUESS WHO'S BACK WITH A POWER WRENCH ON FLAM'S ASS
Skeleton Punches Flams Skeleton
Raidencopter coming through
Do we still need to say that we're attacking Flam now?
Flim is dead at this point.
Gen 7 Pony rams her pony head into Flam!
I... uh...
You'll figure it out, Flam.
Lyra ask if there is anymore cider in the back. Putting stress on Flam to go look
Rasputin ask if there is anymore cider in the back. Putting stress on Flam to go look
Land an exterminatus upon Flam and MAYBE HIT HIM ALREADY
You ever think our methods as a summoner ever.. Disturbing.. to say the least
Summon this guy to give flam a burger..Its poisoned
Man not even i can hit flam and i made him kill flim
... Hmm ..
Inflict damage to self?
>>27457395
Question. Were they always evil? or did ze juice at Hasbro HQ decided to turn them evil for for no justifiable reason other than cheap plot material?
>>27459000
Holy shit.. I do plan on saving Flam though.. Only flam can hurt flam, interesting
FLAM SLAM
>>27459000
Shieeeeeet
Feels attack on Flam
Caring and Supportive Funky Kong appears to give Flam a ride home, ut drives too crazily. No one survives except maybe Flam. Heartbreak ensues.
Flam puts it in
I am the only person in this thread getting gets.. I feel bad for OP.. I didnt mean to take control this thread..
I ban myself
Flam gets stabbed multiple times by the clawed girl
trips
>inb4 ur a faggot
>no trips
Flam gets stabbed some more
Flam gets the shit stabbed out of him
STOP DODGING ME FLAM
I give up.
Flam hits Clawed girl
>>27459076
And misses too.
Have another pickle, Flam.
Holy shit Flam only has ten health..
Fancy pants jumps on his head to weaken a little for the upcoming save
>>27459108
I forgot pic..
Fancy pants power slides Flam to his side
>>27459108
Since when?
There hasn't been a single dub on Flam after the last green
The Echman is coming for your ass, Flam
>>27459108
Summoning Anonymoo the cowgirl to smother Flim.
>>27458781
>40
>>27459000
>-15
>25
Oh shoot forgot that its only 15 for trips
COLDSTEEL THE HEDGEHEG is summoned to hurt Flam, ride motorcycles, have sex with girls with big boobys who are sluts, and wear jinco jeans, he then kills Kevin Robinson from school FUCK YOU KEVIN STOP SHOWING EVERYONE MY DEVIANTART YOU PEACE OF SHIT
>>27459136
Also fuck. I'm turned on by cowgirl but horrified by ANONCOW.
Summon the cow make her smother Flam it now.
El Donte is summoned to tell Flam QUE TE JODAN and get an SSS rank in one combo.
Smother Flim. Now. Using the power of Anonymoo.
Maud tells Flam a joke that hurts his feel
Haze Stratos tells Flam that he's judge, jury, and executioner. JJ&E, REMEMBER? Then he checks his exo skello teen.
>>27459162
Not sure if it's the fact that she looks like an ayy lmao or if she's bald, but ehhhh.More cows pls
Lyra tries to boost Flams spirits
One last stand for Anonymoo to smother Flim. For honour. For glory. FOR 4CHAN!
Anons Yell at Flam for having >no hooves when he clearly does
Anyone else feel OP abandon us for our tomfoolery.
>>27459203
Well what do you expect him to do if we can't hit the broadside of a barn
>>27459224
>We
Ive been doing damage. ^:)
>>27459231
How often?
Mistral walks by, just in case
>>27459264
Ive done every single bit of damage past >>27458633
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