Pick one /mlp/
>>27449756
Where's the 'delete /b/ threads' option.
Fuck you.
>>27449756
red, how else would you snuggle?
>>27449756
how do i press the button without arms? red obviously
>>27449756
No legs. Wheelchairs exist, and having hands is still way more useful than having feet.
>>27449756
Red
I'll get bionic legs or something
>>27449756
I want both. I can imagine ponies feeling sorry for me and snuggling me in a big pile of ponies 24/7
>>27449777
FUCK YOU YOU STOLE MY TRIPS
I'll hit both at the same time and just be a torse and head
as long as I have my pee pee, I can still stick my dick in horsepussy
My, there's absolutely nothing that can get between a man and his horsepussy!
>>27449756
I would give both up in exchange for starlight levels of magic
>>27449756
Hit both and they'll cancel out.
>>27449756
I'm already a cripplefag so my legs are useless anyway.
>>27449756
Legs make up a lot of body mass. It would probably be healthier to lose your arms. Hopefully unicorns can fix you up with something.
Green.
>>27449756
Green.
>>27449975
>>27449777
>>27449767
>>27449766
>>27449764
Plot twist, You spawn in the everfree and have no way of telling where you're going.
>>27449756
>have no arms
>but have four legs
>>27449756
Red
I'll ride my waifu around
>>27450360
Red
This button choice does not account for grills. You made a loophole.
>>27450417
>implying grills come here
>>27450227
check the sun, look for moss, check the wind, find a river, check the leaves on the tree, look for white caps.
you can always find out where to go. get fucking good.
>>27450417
>Grills
>No whoves
>>27450360
How do you pee/poop?
>>27450417
I read that as "This button choice does not account for gills" and was very confused.
>>27450470
you both pee and poop from your dick, obviously.
>>27450484
Red then, I'd rather piss out of my ass than shit out of my dick.
I'll just get into prostate stimulation from now on.
>>27450423
>implying losing your dick wouldn't turn you into the cute mare
>>27449756
Red. I can probably get some sort of awesome technomagical replacement thing that makes me look like some sort of a badass centaur.Or, failing that, a wheelchair. Yay pony sympathy!
>go to equestria
>remain a weird ass human
Why would anyone press either of the buttons?
>>27449756
I'd rather keep the real arms for hugs and snuggles. I can get magic legs"Magic legs Lieutenant Dan"or a wheelchair.
Guess its time to post this again, pick one and only one /mlp/
>>27450750
>black
>go to Equestria
>Earth gets destroyed
i don't see any downsides
>>27450750
Blue
>>27449756
Green. I'll snuggle and paint with my legs instead.
>>27450750
Yellow, because even if they're pissing their pants someone's going to be crazy enough to love me,
Purple sounds like it would make a good rom-com though. Two Anons, two waifus, one body.
>>27450817
This.
I love you guys but really the internet would be the only thing id miss. Unless I cant take my tablet and computer with me then Im set. See you fuckers
>>27450227
Just gotta hand-over-hand myself into the river and then float all the way to Fluttershy's cottage.
>>27450750
If it's possible to go to another dimension at the press of a button and there are already 9 known buttons in existence then that means that I may be able to make a 10th.
I'll disassemble a few of the existing buttons and compare them to try to isolate the part that sends the presser to Equestria. In this situation, Equestria is an actual place as opposed to a fictional world developed by us, so if I get my button to work properly, I may choose to use it.
But if I don't get my own button to work or don't want to risk pressing it, then I'd probably press the gray one.
>>27450750
Black is the obvious choice
>>27449756
>choosing legs over arms
>ever
>>27451976
if you were Quicksilver or Flash...
>>27450750
>pink
I get turned on by the "hurting your waifu" charts, so....
>>27450750
Come on guys, black is obviously the only correct choice. For me to have the death of literally everyone on my conscience I'd need to have a conscience in the first place. I bet a normalfag would soon become an hero at the thought of what they've done, though.
>>27450750
>black
You can create your own explanation for your existence, and take credit for any* human specific skills in Equestria
*Skills you personally can perform, like playing popular/catchy songs on a guitar and taking credit for writing them
No high powered rifles, unless you know how to make the gun and bullets from scratch
>>27449756
Red no doubt. I can still accomplish basic tasks with no legs.
Fuck equestria.
>>27453051
>>27450750
blue
>>27450750
>cyan
>kill yourself that same day
Red
>>27450750
>pick the red button
>come one kill short
must be the worst
>>27449777
>Bionic Legs
>In Equestria
>>27450750
Red seems awful unless you're the a super edgelord Hatred guy and it won't be a worthwhile outcome. As good as Purple sounds, managing eachother in a single body without looking like a retard would be tough and they'd eventually find out. Good luck getting with your waifu in that situation.
Pink sounds like a horrible experience for whoever you hold dearest (since it's your waifu you'd feel like shit too), while since Green involves you being emotionally destroyed it won't work out well at all. This leaves the Blue and Black. Tough times for a waifuanon.
>>27449756
>have no legs
>can't do leg day or cardio
>have no arms
>can't fucking curl
The answer is obvious. Sorry legs, you have to go.
>>27456012
>choosing curls over squats
Never gonna make it...
>>27449762
As usual the first reply nails it.
>>27450750
Nobody picking green? Come on, it's the easiest one.
>Life is always in danger
Yes, and?
>Physical and mental challenges everywhere
I already live it. Come on mother fucker let's do this.
>>27450750
>>27450817
>>27450959
>>27452357
>>27452911
As soon as I read that description I knew it would bring the baby Chatoyances out of the woodwork.
>>27456031
>falling for the leg day meme
Hugh Jackman doesn't do leg day. Go and tell him he'll never make it.
>>27456069
tiny legs != no leg day
>>27456118
Deadlifts are more of a full body workout than a leg workout. Besides, he said it himself that he skips leg day.
>>27456142
Deadlifts is a posterior chain workout.
Which is in the legs and lower back.
But sure, if you want to be a curlbro, go be a curlbro
>>27456231
Deadlifts work
>Hamstrings
>Lower Back
>Lats
>Traps
>Forearms
>Abs
It's mostly an upper body workout. I was only joking before but now I'm getting pretty salty. Don't preach to me about deadlifts if you don't even know what they're good for.
>>27456278
>http://www.exrx.net/WeightExercises/GluteusMaximus/BBDeadlift.html
okthen.jpg
you have no head
>>27456060
it's not like it's anything bad
It's actually a trick; Green is the correct answer becauseyou respawn as a pony
>>27457177
You enter Equestria with no arms, but four legs with hooves at the end.
>>27449756
Red is objectively the correct answer in almost any situation this is asked, even moreso in Equestria since you could always get a magic flying device or some shit.
>>27450750
Black
Gas the Archons astral war now.
>>27450750
>>fucking lantern bearer bullshit
still, yellow and white are my decision. on the one hand, yellow would be how I imagine my fantasies of being in pone land would go. A terrifying predator associated with windigos that walk the frozen north, wearing the hides of skin of ponies or anything they get their hands on really, and using their bones as tools, only kept alive through tenacity, a lack of ambition on the part of the 'white walkers', and the fact that sun princess can't melt the poles to get at us.
White though,that's immortality. real immortality. Something I've always wanted. I'd probably rather read and think about option yellow, but if I had to pick? white. I want to live.
>>27456058
That's pretty much the Mane 6's life too.
>>27449756
Red
I have my hands to draw which is the only thing I love
>>27450817
>>27450917
>>27450959
>>27452357
>>27452911
>>27456060
>>27457815
Plot twist:
Equestria is actually another planet in our universe.
>>27450750
Red
Theres no downsides
I would kill everyone for going to equestria, even my parents or dogs, fuck them its damn Equestria, its like going to heaven after killing
>>27449756
>red
Jokes on you my legs don't workwell
>>27458042
>they will know what you did
>ponies
>>27458048
So?
Glimmer almost destroyed all Equestria and now spends her days drinking cocoa with Twilight and getting a daily dose of dragon dick as rent
>going to Questria
>not becoming a pony
Fuck, why?
>>27449756
Green. We /gondola/ now
>>27458072
>Not remembering that ponies keep grudges even Twilight doesn't trust Trixie
>>27458203
Bullshit
All villains getting reformed is proof that no matter what you did ponies always will forgive
Its literally heaven dont you understand?
>>27458072
but nobody died in the process and definitely was not killed just like that
>>27450750
Why can't I have sex with the grey button while possessing someone? I'd probably still pick that tho.
>arrive as ghost
>possess a babby pone
>grow up as babby pone until it dies of old age and then pick a new babby to possess
>>27458380
>possess a pone
>dominate/negotiate with it
>proceed to do lewd to other pone>have weir-ass offspring
Sounds like a nice deal to me.
Red button, hands are super useful, legs are less useful.
>>27450360
Green.
>>27450750
I do the white one, possess a random pony, go to a princess, explain the situation, hope things get sorted out so i get a body, live rest of life as a pony with epic ghost powers.
>>27459735
>ghostanon gets a body
>Anonymous the Pony Golem
Oy vey.Dis gud.
>>27459735
>implying they will believe you
So be homestar or joe swanson?
I pick homestar.
>>27458278
>All villains getting reformed
>All villains
Seems like somebody doesn't remember Sombra or Chrysalis andTirek
