609 - The Saddle Row Review
Written by Nick Confalone
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
Ponyville does seem to be a good hub for work across Equestria. Canterlot is similarly central by geography, but it's a bit more isolated by design and costs are influenced by room for expansion and proximity to the seat of government. Ponyville's still close, but is much more accessible with room to sprawl. There is the whole Everfree Forest on one side, but incidence is rather low without actually venturing inside. So Rarity's actually probably ahead of the curve on her growing enterprise with where her home office is. And others have already had that idea as well, if the Rich family and some of the resident musicians are any indication.
>>27436493
Previous thread.
>filly
NO FILLIES FOR YOU
Princess Cadance and the Spring Hearts Garden still storytimed here!
>>27385781
(EqG) Twilight's Sparkly Sleepover Surprise still storytimed here!
>>27385480
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off:Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.
611 - Flutter Brutter:When Fluttershy's self-absorbed brother starts freeloading off their parents, she encourages him to move out. Unfortunately, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to her brother and help him get over his fear of failure.
613 - Spice Up Your Life:Pinkie Pie and Rarity are called to Canterlot to solve a friendship problem. Once there, they discover a father and daughter whose relationship is strained as they struggle to keep their restaurant open. Pinkie Pie and Rarity both want to help, but have different ideas on what "help" means.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
Fillies are love.
SWEEP
SWEEP
SWEEPSWEEP
how was the new episode?
answer with a picture
>>27443063
>colts
>>27443071
One Tornado Filly, free to a good home.
>>27443093
no thanks
i like my home undamaged
Do you people live lives or do you really just sit around and shitpost about fillies all day
>>27443071
An insubstantial story handled very well. Also, kind of a complement to "Castle Sweet Castle", just better in most respects.
>>27443105
>>27443100
I shitpost about cute unicorns unjustly trapped in a hell dimension where noone ever graduates from high school.
>>27443100
I'm foalposting from work
>>27443109
fuck off please
>>27443112
that is a very little sweetie belle
>>27443115
Holy shit i didn't see that
But then who can she is so fucking TINY
>>27443112
>>27443115
this can't be real
>>27443112
At least you have a job.
>>27443113
No.
"Equestria Girls" was a thing that happened.
There was a substandard spin-off that the staff couldn't afford to truly half-ass.
Sunset Shimmer is the kernel of corn in that turd.
>>27443100
>not fillyposting from work
>>27443044
That pony is having a great time
>>27443127
I want to punch her
>>27443100
I work overnight. So I get to miss the late night lewdposting except on the weekend. I come home and shit up the thread with moondiaper, anthro, nyxposting, fetishes in general and in general treat the thread like my personal blog.
>>27443071
>pony will never fuck your throat in a back alley
>>27443139
not with this attitude
It's also fun to trigger people with cute girls dressed vaguely like ponies.
How much can a pony survive in the wilderness?
I had a huge fight with my pony and kicked her out of the house, but she usually is back and we each say we're sorry and then everything is back to normal. But she's been gone for three days already and she's not in her favorite places. I'm worried.
>>27443152
I'm sorry, Anon. I'm afraid she's been pony-napped. You'll have to call the authorities.
>>27443071
This seems relevant.
What's so wrong about owning a daki?
>>27443178
*tips*
>>27443178
It depends on what you do with it.
There's nothing wrong with wanting a cute picture on your cuddling pillow.
There is something creepy about it being a sexualized picture and you jerking off to it but it's still whatever.
If you take it out with you to the pub then you have brain problems.
>>27443189
"…and everyone I know tells me it's adorable!"
>>27443193
Isn't that the guy that wrote that angry letter to Kevinsano?
>>27443193
Lies your mom tells you.Like how you're handsome and will find someone really nice to spend the rest of your life with someday.
>>27443193
>Slightly dammed
I remember that webcomic. Kinda. I know I read it at one point. Don't even know if it finished or I just stopped reading it.
>>27443193
Filly bought you a filly daki of herself. Now you don't have the need of randomly picking her up and cuddling her when you want to have body contact with something while crying yourself to sleep.
>>27443189
But that guy is rich enough to not give a fuck about what us lower lifeforms think.
>>27443178
The line I use with success is that I've always had trouble sleeping (a truth) and that I'm willing to try anything to be able to sleep better. Hugging a pillow to sleep really does help. I'm sure there's some psychology behind it but I'm don't care when the results are clear.
>>27443225
I observe similar effects even with a cheap plush pone
>>27443235
:)
I haven't seen an episode since sometime mid second season.
>>27443314
Jesus Anon, catch up.
Season 3 might be the low point but it's still good, but after that it gets better and better.
>>27443314
Well, what are you waiting for?
Dead ship
Well, I'll be off to bed.
G'night, MLPG.
I had a pony dream last night.
All I remember is that Soarin and Dash are the biggest jerks in the fucking world
>>27443109
It's a shame Sunset is such a qt.
Sucks she's stuck in the Doug universe
>>27443044
>.gif
I imagine the sound of bed springs
*Creeka creeka creeka creeka creeka*
>>27443201I still read it
>>27443201
Holy shit me too Anon. That was a nice comic way back in the day.
>>27443197
The one about not drawing porn of Twilight because she's his wife?
>>27443199
My mom never told me that
>>27443361
I love Nobby so much for drawing this
>>27443366
Yup.
I could be mistaken, though.
>>27443193
S P L I T
P
L
I
T
>>27443073
>>27443412
Rumble needs a pretty dress and Tender Taps should be wearing a nice tux
>>27443421
Do not dress the foals
>>27443421
2fag4me
>>27443425
I will dress all the colts
Pretty dresses for everyone.But especially Rumble and Lickity Split
>>27443427
Did you look in the mirror or something?
>>27443439
I will simply undress them.
>>27443390
That is a lovely purplehorse.
who /2011/ here
>>27443439
>Winic
What a horsey sound
Filly is wearing your boxers again.
>>27443314
Here, I'm only giving (you) one.
>>27443450
L-Lewd
>>27443461
I go through like 3 pairs a day because I always cum in them when I masturbate.
How'd she find a clean pair?
>>27443472
Maybe a little
>>27443473
Are you going to tell her why they're a little crusty?
>>27443467
His ponies always look weird to me.
>>27443475
What are you going to do with the dresses once they're removed?
What if some colts enjoyed how comfy the dresses were?
>>27443503
If they so wish they can keep them. I'm not going to police what the colts do within the confines of their own private spaces.
But they know what will happen if they come to me dressed like that!
>>27443514
>But they know what will happen if they come to me dressed like that!
You'll forcefully rip off their clothes like a lust fueled monster?
here comes Rainbow Dash!
>>27443496
>a little
>>27443538
>>27443467
He used to be okay but now it feels like he does just the same stuff over and over again.
>>27443538
>>27443547
I wonder what her slobber is like
>>27443535
I am no monster!
I will gently remove the unwanted clothing.Lust levels may raise as more of the colt is revealed to the world.
>>27443551
Probably like slobber.
>>27443455
>tfw we don't call each other /co/lts anymore
>>27443556
yeah but pony slobber
Filly says it's your turn to be the horse and her turn to ride you like a human.
>>27443562
>Filly will never ride you to the grocery store
>you will never be leashed up outside with the other anons
>>27443558
>No one remembers /b/ron/co/s
>>27443567
Fuck off faggot
>>27443571
That was a real thing some people from /b/ tried to force. Why am I the fag got for remembering the stupid shit that went down here?
>>27443455
>who /2011/ here
>>27443455
>2011
where did the time go
2010 or bust
>>27443581
That's why I said fuck off faggot. I wanted to forget the /b/ronies and their fucking obnoxiousness and now the memories are flooding back thanks to YOU AAAAAAAAAA
>2011
>>27443611
Toxicmario's total absence of comedic skill is actually funny
>>27443611
LOL
>>27443455
Pre-season 2 2011fag here.
>>27443615
It's what kept him alive. There was another guy, Veggie55 I think? He did these kind of comics too and was actually a lot better at imitating the show style, but his jokes weren't so absolutely bereft of any comedy at all so he kind of disappeared.
>>27443611
>in the space of 5 years TM has barely improved his anatomy NOR his comedy
BUT FUCKING HOW
HOW THE FUCK
>>27443044
>Pone is giving you shit
>Pick her up and watch her flail because she's so small
>Hold her out in front of yourself and watch her struggle around all embarrassed like, maybe squeeze her sides a little too.
>That'd teach her.
>She start pouting with her forearms crossed and her tail drooping.
>Wonder if it would make her feel better if you rubbed her belly and scratch her ears.
>She ends up with a dopey grin on her face, although she remembers she's supposed to be mad and return to pouting....although that tail is slowing trying to touch you every few flicks
>>27443632
>barely improved
Actually he has gotten worse.
>>27443632
I went to his DA to see if he posted how long it took him to make it and I read the comments
that was a mistake
>>27443637
I want Bonbon to bully me and make my time in ponyville a living hell
>>27443637
dawww
I miss ani/mlp/huckers
>>27443653
>Reading DA comments
>>27443639
>>27443653
>pic related from 2011
>>27443611
>posted in 2016
It's fucking amazing. How can one man be so fucking bad
>>27443663
wow he has gotten worse
What do you mean you're not going to hug this pony? Weren't you going to cuddle this pony? You're still scheduled to kiss this pony, after you fuck this pony.
>>27443591
Wonder what they're up to now. I remember there was a steam group for the /b/read but it's probably dead.
And the only tripfag you see from those days is Shiny.
>>27443669
just because you scheduled these things doesn't mean i agreed to them, purple
>>27443663
What the fuck
>>27443663
I remember he was a guest at a local con years ago and I thought I was just stupid for not getting his comics. But I really do not understand the punchlines in a lot of his comics.
>>27443663
where's the joke?
>>27443686
maybe he's like actually no joke autistic
>>27443700
Do you think he laughs at his own comics.
Like, he has to think what he does is hilarious or something if he keeps making them like this.
>>27443713
I think they could be actually funny with a little bit of work. I remember reading how Garry Larson puts together his comics and that guy is a master of single panel comedy. The difference between something funny and something terrible is actually pretty little differences.
Toxic Mario seems like he starts off with a decent idea, then he just doesn't know where to go with it so he resorts to old reused jokes or the "punchlines" just don't even make sense. He probably thinks they're hilarious but he does a terrible job of getting what's in his head across to the audience.
>>27443733
>he does a terrible job of getting what's in his head across to the audience
Imagine you could infect other people with autism through your comics.
>>27443762
it might be working
they usually make me laugh now because of how bad they are
>>27443676
The schedule is synced with her estrus cycle. You cannot just go and re-adjust the schedule! You're going to have to follow the original timeframe.
>>27443663
>Rarity gets bigger in every panel
>except in the last where she's small again and new trees have suddenly grown around her, meaning she's been like that for decades
>pony
>>27443382
>>27443193
>>27443197
You are correct.
>>27443455
Funny how people tried to flip the script with this chart.
>>27443871
What are you gonna do, boop me?
>>27443888
No
Better
>>27443895
>>27443895
How does Bon-bon put up with her shit?
>>27443920
She doesn't
>>27443895
>>27443914
Ha ha, I understood that reference despite never having sex or getting anywhere close to it.
Mares in skirts.
Fillies in skirts.Coltsin skirts.
>>27443920
Lyra puts up with her feeder fetish
>>27443935
>Fillies in skirts.
Micro skirts?
>>27443193
that's a pretty crappy tiramasu
Pony announces her arrival
>>27444078
Boop the pony.
>>27443189
Why is jerking off to sexualized pictures creepy?
>>27444078
Pony died.
>>27444174
When is horse funeral?
>>27444174
All things die.
https://fuwa.se/f/oyEHTb.webm
Colt lies here. He never scored.
>>27444232
>"Ha ha, there is feces in this snowball."
>>27444214
>>27444197
I won't die
>>27444264
Oh, come on. She's even going to give you a bone-job
>>27444280
No.
I don't wanna.
I want to spend time with my waifu.
>>27444288
Your waifu is waiting for you in the afterlife. She swears!
Filly says she's willing to mate with you if you let her absorb your life force.
>>27444293
Prove it.
>>27444296
I don't have a life for her to absorb.
>>27444296
>if you let her absorb your life force
Sounds like something only achieved through mating.
>>27444301
I;m staying alive. Goodbye
>>27443139
Is she gonna get any taller?
>>27444304
>>27444324
Luna I'll be there for you
>>27444395
Twi's gonna beat that yellow ponut
>>27444409
wouldn't you
>>27444111
It's not creepy to jerk off to sexualized pictures. It's creepy to have a sexualized picture as your pillow case design of which you use to jerk off to.
The distinction I'd argue is when you start using it to decorate your living quarters it gets weird.
Like that guy who framed his large porn commission complete with his oc.
>>27443139
>>27444475
Now, off yourself.
>>27444470
Where we gonna go?
>>27444470
How is she going to wield that?
>>27444475
>THROWING AWAY YOUR SCOOTER?
>>27444493
On a vast adventureFor more OJ
>>27444491
Sounds like a plan.
Fillies are not for depression.
Put some fluoride in the water.
>>27444470
>>27444509
i love how joyous sweetie is
>>27444449
I'd wreck dat ponut, mang
Filly started sobbing in front of your parents.
She's sad because you didn't want to be her boyfriend.
>>27444546
I want to be transformed into the little mare and have Twilight pulverize my ponut.
Alternatively I guess being a stallion in that position would be alright too.
The important thing is having a ponut hole and getting it rekt.
>>27444546
I bet Fluttershy has a lovely little ponut
Cyber fillies do not feel depression, and are therefore superior.
Twilight Sparkle: Element of Harmony... or so she'd have you believe. Last year, she was a unicorn. Now she claims to be an alicorn. Which is it Twilight? Better keep your stories straight.
>>27443535
>>27443656
>>27444593
WHAT IF TWILIGHT IS A DRAGON
>>27443946
macro skirts
I'm gonna go play sports with friends. You should all go outside too.
>>27444567
Best fantasy
>>27444575
I just wanna tease her ponut while she begs for more
>>27444313
yes
>>27444653
>sports
>friends
>going outside
>>27444653
it's over 80 degrees out which means I'm staying the fuck inside
also what >>27444664 said
>>27444653
I already walked nine this morning, I'm good
>>27444653
It's 10pm and I'm working on homework
>>27444653
Not everyone has enough free time to go outside.
>>27444653
You can't trick me into making friends, Celestia!
>>27444653
Nice, beautiful, crisp day out, I think I'll take a walk to the store and pick up a case of pone.
>>27444653
>going outside
>>27444734
>dude what
>>27444734
every day I'm reminded of how glad I am that I deleted my facebook and blocked everyone on social media that I knew before the age of 18
>>27444749
>>27444734
fuck me right in the asshole, the dude what meme is officially DEAD now
>>27444765
Id raid Derpy if you know what I mean
>>27444792
>>27444792
I need more gifs like this
I use this one too much
>>27444792
>Anon proceeds to cram a real package in there
stop putting ice cubes into the fillies
Turns out fillies' name and the only word she could say was actually just her repeating a phrase that coincided with her death.
>>27444811
Do you have the close up of Granny Smith nudging Applejack's pudge?
>>27444807
>all those poor mailponyies out of a job once the dragon instantly breather delivery service takes over
magic automation is taking over at an even faster rate since the minimum wage was increased to 15bits an hour
>>27444836
technically
>>27444838
>Send gasoline by mail
>Dragons are no longer a problem
>>27444830
FILL THE PONY
Filly has been hit by a curse that forces her to talk in sexual innuendos.
So far she avoided being bred by horny stallions, and managed to hide in your house, knowing that you will eventually help her to fill her insides with a cure.
>>27444850
uhh wouldnt you be afraid of a bunch of dragons showing up at your place to fuck your shit up
>>27444889
They will have to get through my Dragonslayer K***ts first.
>>27444845
Poor AJ, what happened to her legs?
>>27444915
she's a bean now, this is who she is
>>27444928
okay
>>27444886
I kind of want to breed filly, and also watch her be bred by stallions
>>27444938
you can't have your filly and breed her too
>>27444948
i bread my fillies all the time
>>27444948
well why not
>>27444948
>not wanting to make more fillies with your filly
>>27444936
I want to flick that ponies' bean.
>>27444977
it's just an expression, I'm not sure
I want totake Celestia's peanut
>>27445040
she has many peanuts
pet the pony
>>27444938
You can breed her all you want, but ponies and humans are still incompatible.
>>27445081
okay
>>27445081
>>27445081
I wish to be a pony, and I wish to be pet
>>27445098
same
>>27445081
your new hat design is terrible coco, you're fired
>>27445098
>>27445104
Once you figure out the pony part I can help you with the rest.
>>27445098
me too, but no creeps
>>27445081
Yes, it is okay to pet the pony.
>>27445114
I want to take care of sniffle pommel
>>27445130
>I have a penis and it wants to say hello to a vagina
That's the funneist way of saying "I want to fuck someone" I've ever seen
>>27445136
there's something off about this pony
still gonna pet it
>>27445081
bows for men
>>27445166
I'd wear one
