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Grim Ponka !!2IgrFeafAwp
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Writefag42
http://pastebin.com/u/writefag-42
Smokefag
http://pastebin.com/u/Smokefag
Scribble !!TL05miaGA6r
http://pastebin.com/u/iscribble
SoyMilk !!QZjAuv+5iX2
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Zappy Pone
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Church !v.pI7t5q/w
http://pastebin.com/u/Churchpastebin
caramelldansen bump
Church, maybe you should repost your last green, the thread got archived right after you posted it, so probably most dashfags missed it.
>>27441664
WORST PONY
KILL YOURSELVES:^)
>>27438936
>>27438949
>>27438955
That was great church, so sweet.
>>27442113
I don't know what it is but I like twilight and dash moments like this
>>27442170
Confess it, Anon. You want to start another shipping thread, don't you?
>>27441664
Rarity got far better episode than you
What do you feel, rainbows trash.
>>27442232
Happy because i like rarity and think she has some great moments.
>>27441664
>check em pic
>off by 2
>>27441684
>>27442026
Sorry for the long ass wait anons, I had some family issues to deal with.
>"No, wait! Come back!"
>"Don't leave, I'm sorry!"
>You are Twilight Sparkle.
>And you just made a huge mistake.
>You and one of your best friends, Rainbow Dash, were sitting in a cold, dark, and deserted tower.
>Rainbow Dash was currently having a melt down.
>You had to visit The Crystal Empire on official businesses.
>You thought it would be a great idea to bring Rainbow along, give the two of you some bonding time.
>After her little Wonderbolts lesson, Rainbow dash had confided in you the she became a bit of a history buff.
>As a fun thing to to, you took her on a historical tour around the thousand year old empire.
>Most of the time she looked ready to end her own existence, but she took a special interest in The Door of your Worst Fears.
>"Whoa, this thing looks kinda cool. What is it Twi?"
>By the time she had finished this sentence, you had already begun explaining the whole thousand year history of the door, down to every last wood fiber.
>You had made it explicitly clear to not touch the door though, as it could lead to disaster.
>You should have known better to turn your back on her.
>You heard the door swing open with a "thud".
>Before you could even react, Rainbow Dash was staring deeply through the door way, gazing at her nightmare envisioned.
>"Come back guys, I didn't mean it, I swear!"
>You try to shake her out of it, but to no avail.
>She looks heartbroken, and begins to cry.
>Your horn lights up, and the door slams shut.
>Rainbows eyes return to the usual magenta color, but her expression remains the same.
"Dash, are you alright? What did you see?"
>She remains silent, a few tears rolling off her face.
>With out warning, she rockets into the air, speeding out of the tower, leaving you behind.
"Oh great."
>You make your way up the tower steps, and back down to street level.
>You look all over town for her, but have no success.
(Cont.)
>>27442639
(Cont.)
>You question every pony that you see, even the Princess.
>Its starting to get dark, and the train home will be leaving soon.
>During your city wide search, you happen to overhear two stallions talking.
>"Hey, did you see that rainbow earlier?"
>"Yea, it was pretty amazing, huh?"
>"It was really vivid too."
>"It was kinda weird though, it looked like it was actually moving.
>"Oh come on, you know that's just an optical illusion, right?
>"Nah, I'm telling you man, it looked like it was headed for the hills right outside of town."
>"Man, you're nuts, you know that?"
>That's gotta be her.
>You pull yourself into the air, moving towards the edge of the city.
>As you arrive a the border, you spot a familiar rainbow mane hiding in the clouds.
>You silently land on the cloud, a few feet away from Dash.
>"Go away."
>You offer a reassuring hoof.
"What did you see Dash? Its alright, you can tell me."
>"I said go away, I don't wanna talk right now."
"Come on Rainbow Dash, talk to me. It'll make you feel better, I promise.
>She looks hesitant, but eventually caves.
>"I-...I saw you."
"What?"
>She looks up to you with red eyes.
>"I saw you, and all of our friends."
>"You were all leaving, leaving me."
"Why? Why would we do that?"
>She lays her head back down in exhaustion.
>"I was being a jerk to you guys, like usual."
>"You all decided to leave,...leave me all alone."
>Her eyes well up again.
>You offer a comforting smile.
>"I was all alone. I hate being alone Twilight!"
>Deciding your friend is desperately in need of one, you wrap her up in a hug.
"Dash you know we would never do that."
"We're all your best friends, we would never leave you over a small fight."
>She looks back up at you again with sad eyes.
>"Really?"
>You laugh a little.
"Of course Dash, what would we do without the "awesomest mare in all of Equestria"?
>She perks up at this, recovering herself.
(Cont.)
>>27442644
(Cont.)
>"Yea, I am pretty awesome, huh?
"Dash."
>She smiles innocently at you.
>"Oh. Heh, right. Sorry."
"Now come on Dash, our train is leaving soon."
>"Alright, ill race you to the train station!"
"You're on."
>You get down in your starting position, ready to take off.
>Before you can though, Rainbow Dash catches you off guard with a hug.
>"Thanks Twi, you're a good friend."
>You return the embrace.
"Of course Dash, anything for a friend."
>She lets go and gets in her starting stance.
>"Alright, ready, set, HEYLOOKOVERTHERE!"
>You look to where her hoof was pointing.
"What! What is it?!"
>You turn back to see her already yards ahead of you, way in the lead.
"Oh, its on now."
FIN
Enjoy anons, assuming its not shit.
>>27442649
This >>27442026
>>27442639
>>27442644
>>27442649
Really cute, Church. Maybe one of my faves.
>>27442217
No. We already had NRDT ruin the previous one. We don't need another one ruined.
>>27443270
No, no, NO! Don't say his name!
>>27443307
This and the shippingfags, if you mention them they show up like Beetlejuice
>>27443362
That blush is adorable
>>27443387
>>27443392
>>27443399
kek
>>27442649
Damn that's cute. Seems like you get better every time church
Best pone.
>>27443398
>>27444448
>>27444961
For your reaction folder
>>27444995
This may come in handy, saved.
>>27444995
Drawfag here. Here's some dashbutt that I drew for you wonderful faggots.
>>27445434
Dashbutt is best butt. Thanks, Anon!
>>27445434
Great work drawfag
>>27445106
The other day someone asked for a .gif version of this, I posted a shit quality one, here's something better.
>>27445434
Moar pls.
>>27445720
That scrunch tho.
>you will never go out on a date with Rainbow Dash where she'll tell you all about her awesome day
>>27445839
So cute
>>27445434
Nice job drawfriend
>>27445916
>there will never be an edit of this where it appears as a dating simulator
>>27445720
>>27446404
>>27446687
>>27446696
It's always interesting to see how Rainbow Dash interacts with the other main cast. It's not like with Pinkie or Fluttershy, who generally behave the same no matter who they're talking to- Dash doesn't have the exact same kind of friendship with any two ponies and she shows different parts of her personality around each of them. In that regard, she might be the most detailed character in the show.
>>27445916
>>27446687
That part where she sings, turned me into a squealing 12yr old school girl.
>>27446696
We need a compilation of all of RD's hoofbumps
I want to inhale her scent.
>>27447208
Oh yes...
>>27444156
Hiya NRDT, nice to see you back.
I found something I thought you'd like and we could spread around.
>>27447208
Goddamn that's cute.
>>27447341
>providing material support to a terrorist
>>27447130
That's interesting.
Any chance any of you have a list of them?
>>27447449
Well... Today's episode. Iron pony episode? That's all I got.
>>27447503
>Today's
The most recent episode.*
>You quickly flick your dark, striped mane out of your eyes as you triple check your instruments.
>Wind ESE at 18kph. Barometric pressure 101.325kPa. Temperature 27 degrees C.
>Background levels of esoteric energies within expected levels...
>Your eyes twitch from dial, to gauge, to printout, and then back to the setup in front of you.
>The large copper ring looks fragile suspended from taught steel cables anchored to sturdy poles.
>Wires lead off of the loop of metal and run along the ground to various instruments and one is even taped to your horn.
>Everything looks like it's ready, the only thing left is Rainbow Dash. She'd better not be slack-
>As you turn your vision skyward you make out the unmistakable multi hued wake streaking toward your clearing here in the Everfree forest from Canterlot Castle.
"Okay. Deep breath, we need to get this right the first time..."
>You close your eyes and begin the simple focusing techniques you've known as long as you can remember, easily falling into the steps that summon your magic.
>You feel the wellspring of power open at your gentle caress filling your body with light as it cascades outward and collects into your horn.
>You begin to weave the threads of power into the tapestry of a spell as the energies swell and seek release, trusting Rainbow to do her part.
>The windspeed device starts to cycle up as you feel the air starting to be pushed in your direction.
>You open your eyes and concentrate your finely crafted measurement spell on your ring and watch as the lavender aura spills down the length of cable and envelopes it.
>A familiar vibrating hum starts to fill the air like the physical manifestation of tension.
>Your heart hammers in your chest in anticipation as the air begins to shriek in protest of the near mach speed quadruped hurtling toward you.
>You can't stop the massive grin that spreads across your face at the thought of all the data you're about to collect.
"It's time to catch a Sonic Rainboom!"
>>27448564
I'll have more tomorrow, but I wanted to give y'all the intro as a bump.
>>27447503
There's far more, Spike at your Service, Equestria Games and Castle, Sweet Castle for one.Part of me is tempted to marathon the entire show in an attempt to look for hoofbumps,
>>27448785
Maybe if we compile a complete list we can get Webmfriend to splice 'em together into a hoofbump apocalypse.
>>27448804
Omg, yes, and you know what? If we could add some appropriate music with it. OR Make a whole PMV full of hoofbumps!!
>>27448785
I've been tempted to marathon the whole show for number of stupid clip collecting reasons. Everytime "Rainbow Dash" is mentioned, all the screams, now all the hoofbumps.
>>27448564
Interesting premise, I'd like to know where this is going, moar plz.
>>27447402
Funny thing is you're not far from the truth. In a few of the threads before they started being the 9x.xx sort someone compared him to ISIS and NRDT basically came out and said he agreed with them.
>>27449644
Slightly off-topic reminder: you can check all the transcripts at once in the Wiki.
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Special:BlankPage?blankspecial=transcripts
(beware, huge page)
It isn't very useful for finding hoofbumps (ie, in the last episode it's written as "[hoof-bump]" while in Castle Sweet Castle it appears as "[clop]"), but if you want to look for specific dialogs it may be useful.
>>27449644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa7udRThUJw
>>27442026
>>27442845
>>27443065
>>27443585
Thanks! It was fun to write something not AnonxDash for once (not that I'd like to do it often). Does anyone have a request for green? Back from the gym and I'm in a writing mood.
Where did that green go of her molesting baby anon?
>>27451450
nvm found it.
>>27451428
Anon discovers rainbow has a aversion to ponies touching her hooves.
Being the prime non pony anon decides to find out why.
Blop
>>27450671
Thanks for this lad
>>27448804
I'm surprised a list doesn't already exist.
>>27447341
The choice is so easy, but I don't think google would make you select 8 things. This gives me an idea.
>>27447402
I will be using this material but what makes you think I am a terrorist?
>>27450340
What? Show me in the archives.
>>27453095
Did you delete your thread?
Typical cuck
>>27447130
You've requested it and I'm considering doing it. It'd take going through every episode since there doesn't seem to be a list out there, can anyone confirm?
>>27453174
After >>27451415 posted the "Rainbow Dash compilation", I looked for a similar video with all the hoofbumps, but I didn't find it. I didn't find any text list or something similar either, which is kinda surprising since the wiki has a list with a ton of statistics.
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Forum:Speculation/Statistics
The closest to a real compilation that I found was searching in Derpibooru:
https://derpiboo.ru/search/index?q=hoofbump%2Cscreencap
But the results aren't complete, since one of the most famous hoofbumps, the one in the Smile song, isn't there.
So... I don't know. Can anyone else help?
>>27453095
You can't pick Rainbow Dash eight times, you goof.
>>27453288
I just found this, there's a section for "hoof-bumps", but again, it seems to be missing ALL of them but I think mentions most
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Ponies
For example, in Equestria Games, Dash hoofbumps Spitfire after finishing the race and in Spike at Your Service, Dash hoofbumps Fluttershy after making the Timberwolf noise.
>>27453174
>>27453288
>>27453794
Funnily enough it seems the first hoofbump in the show is between Pinkie Pie and Rarity
It's more like a high five/hoof, but I'm counting it.
Or should it not count?
>>27453983
dude wut
>>27441664
Was rainbow dash flirting with the reporter?
>>27453794
Welp, somehow I missed that. Anyway, I've thought of using the screenshots in the gallery, and finding them using Google.
https://www.google.com/search?q=intitle:hoof-bump+inurl:file+site:http:%2F%2Fmlp.wikia.com%2Fwiki%2F
https://www.google.com/search?q=intitle:hoofbump+inurl:file+site:http:%2F%2Fmlp.wikia.com%2Fwiki%2F
https://www.google.com/search?q=intitle:high-hoof+inurl:file+site:http:%2F%2Fmlp.wikia.com%2Fwiki%2F
(maybe there's some other name, here I've just searched "hoof-bump", "hoofbump" and "high-hoof". Btw, there's no need to open every result, Google starts showing you captchas if you click too many results, just check the title, it already says the episode number)
Using this system, you can find those hoofbumps you mentioned from Equestria Games and SAYS, so I'd say combining Derpibooru, the list you found and this, we've got pretty much everything covered.
>>27453983
I think a "high-hoof" definitely count as a hoofbump, so I'm voting yes.
>>27454159
That's some good shit man. Thanks.I actually started going through the episodes, got up till e5. Personally I'd count Gilda/Dash as a hoofbump too so I had that noted. Don't know whether to continue now and check it afterwards to be thorough, or just use the lists and abort the marathon.
According to >VLC it's 46 hours, but I've got free time currently.
>>27454650
>y-you too
>>27454218
t. b. h. I looked for a way fo find easily every hoofbump because doing a marathon just for this seemed too overkill for me. But if you feel like it, you have my full moral support.
>>27454784
>you have my full moral support.
Thanks mah man, I'll keep that in mind through the darkest moments <3Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if you have found them all there and this marathon proves futile, but at the moment I just don't see why not, and it also gives me ideas on other scenes to WebM
Who knows though, maybe I quit after a few more, wouldn't be surprised.
>>27454650
Source?
>>27453174
Ooo, can you do a closeup of that booty bumping rump?
>>27453983
Two hooves touching eachother in a flat fashion is what it would take. So yes, I'd include that.
>>27454095
Ofc not. Only sluts do that.
>>27455464
>only sluts do that
exactly anon.
exactly.
>>27455485
>>27455485
Eyelashes don't lie bud.
>>27455502
>he doesn't know
I'm so sorry
>>27455516
Maybe not, but she looked ready to "lie" for that reporter
>>27455485 (You)
>>27448564
>"You want to WHAT?"
>You blush slightly as you quickly look around at the other Hayburger patrons eyeing you both curiously at Rainbow's outburst.
"Shhhh! Keep your voice down! And stop hovering like that! I've come up with a very intriguing method that-"
>"Twilight, are you insane?"
>The cyan mare settles a bit with her front hooves on the table and her rear ones in the seat, her wings still flung outward.
>"The Sonic Rainboom is...well...it's really powerful! That explosion fills the whole sky!"
"Precisely. Until you rediscovered it the Rainboom had been a myth that nopony really believed. I've been wanting to get some hard data on it for some time now."
>"You've seen me do it a bunch of times. And I'm not so sure I should be. After Scoots and the others made us realize it had something to do with our cutie marks-"
"But that's just it, don't you see? That one singular event is linked to each of the six of us and I don't believe it's coincidental. It doesnt make any sense, but the Rainboom seems to be connected to the force of Fate that guides each pony through their cutie marks."
>"But you've seen it, right? It's not any different each time..."
"Yes, of course I've seen it. But I haven't 'measured' it. The forces at play are a complete mystery, and I for one can't wait to figure out how it works!"
>"That's fine and all..."
>Rainbow takes a big bite out of her hayburger followed by a long drink from her soft drink. Your ears droop in sad anticipation.
"But...?"
>>27456610
>Rainbow heaves a sigh
>"...but as much as the Rainboom is, like, the most Awesome thing a pony could ever do...I dunno, it just kinda feels weird knowing that it had such a big, y'know, impact..."
"But, Rainbow...that's exactly Why we have to do this. I've been invited to give a lecture at Celestia's Magic School on magical theory and simultaneous cutie mark aquisition..."
>You notice her eyes start to glaze over and continue with a little annoyance in your voice.
"...and I need to have more data to better offer an idea about the evolution of cutie mark Magic!"
>You emphasize the last word by banging your hoof on the table, and quickly duck a bit as you realize you just made everypony stare at you again.
>Rainbow jumps a bit as you finish, and then settles a bit looking stubborn. You think quickly.
"I know it makes you uncomfortable, but I can't ask anypony else. Nopony can even start to perform that stunt, much less pull it off on command..."
>You hide a smirk as you watch Rainbow's chest swell with pride. She's too easy sometimes...
>"C'mon, Twilight. Who do you think you're talking to? I know you're just trying to fluff my feathers to get me to agree with you."
>Your jaw hits the table. She blatantly shows the smirk you were trying to hide a second ago.
>"It doesn't matter though. You know I'd do anything for ya. If you think this'll help, I guess I can perform the greatest air stunt known to ponies one more time."
>"Besides, you're a Princess now. You could always just 'tell' me to do it."
>Your ears droop once again and you stumble over yourself trying to reassure her that you'd never in a million moons do such a thing
>Before you catch the barely contained snickering that's shaking her shoulders as she watches you flounder.
"Uuugh! Fine! Good, lets go then."
>>27456625
>Your magic turns the paper wrappings from your three burger lunch and hayfries into tiny compact ball and shoots it into a garbage can across the room.
>"Wha? Right now? You want to do this now?"
"What? Don't tell me you have plans..."
>As she trails you out of the building you look without looking at the comfy pillow and blanket hung high up in the nearby elm.
>"...well...we just ate...and I did all the cloudbusting earlier this morning-"
"So you're free? Excellent. Let's go. I've been setting up the apparatus in a clearing in the Everfree forest since earlier this week. You wouldn't believe what I've had to do to prepare for this. I had to reread every major work on magical theory and spell combination while also looking up papers from journals about various ways in which spell magic is effected by weather conditions and vice versa. Did you know that Sunstream's spell for managing the flow of aircurrents operates by changing the temperature of different pockets of air, because I sure didn't. Then I had to get several pounds of copper and magically refine it to maximum purity so that it can conduct the...-"
>"...just kill me now..."
Thanks for reading, more to come.
Sorry for the flashback, but I just felt like it was warranted. This is basically practice for character interactions so any comments are appreciated. I'll have more soon. Hope you're all enjoying it.
I want to cum inside of rainbow dash
>>27456665
Great work writefag
Looking forward to it
>>27456542
requesting more scarf
>>27455051
https://derpibooru.org/1162028
>>27448564
>>27456610
>>27456625
>>27456665
I'm completely hooked. More, please!
>>27458985
>>27459793
Wait, there's a gif of that.
>>27459801
>>27459912
It's really quiet in here today, it almost feels cold.
Maybe we need more scarves.
>>27460702
>>27460709
>>27460721
>>27460726
>>27460702
Overwatch came out within the last 24 hours
>>27460739
Oh, shit.
>>27460731
Aww
>>27453983
>>27454159
>>27455438
>>27447130
How about this?
It's not exactly Hoof to hoof, but neither was Gilda and I'm including that.
>>27461048
Are you doing the marathon then? You mad man!
I'm voting yes again. I think any bump with at least one hoof involved should count as a hoof bump.
>>27461139
Well I've started, finishing is a completely different matter and like I said, I wouldn't be surprised if I just stop. Given the occasional pauses to note down any bumps, it's taking longer than I'd have thought.
It's fun though so I don't mind, my only real issue is that I just know through it all I'll probably end up missing at least a few in total, which is a shame.
Those Google searches and the wiki are helpful on that front, as while they're not complete, I can check with them after the fact to see if I'm missing anything. I reckon they cover everything from the later Seasons, though that's just an assumption. It might not build a complete list, but heck, there doesn't seem to be anything else out there.
>>27461175
Well, even if you quit halfway, you already have done way more than me, I just googled for a little while. I really appreciate your enthusiasm, man.
>>27461536
Off by three, Dash. ;_;
>>27461690
Honestly? She's not that pure. I bet shethough about fucking a stallion once or twice and she probably experimented a bit with some mares too. She could very well be a slut for all you know.
>>27461139
>>27461048
I might go through and grab the hugs too, I don't think that exists either.
I've just finished S1 and haven't really recorded them for every episode, but I'm hoping this is a good reference that should suffice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFqmVY6z3F8
So on that front, you think pic related counts as a hug? There's a lot of moments where the Ponies put their arm around another, I didn't really classify them as hugs so didn't note them but it feels as though I should've.Hopefully this is the last time I have to ask something like this
>>27462001
That's a tricky one. I don't know what to say, because some of these scenes actually don't look like hugs (like the very first one in the video, with Applejack and Twilight). But, if you're doing this seriously, I'd suggest you to note them too. If you don't want to use them later, it'll be easier to discard them than to rewatch everything again if you change your mind.
>>27462001
I think you should get the hugs too, but you should keep them in a separate part of the clip then the hoofbumps.
Youre doing God's work Anon.
Alright, im in a writing mood, and I dont want you guys to forget about me. Does anyone have any requests for green? Ill be around for another hour and a half or so.
>>27441664
rainbow dash should lose her throne and spike becomes the new element of loyalty.
>>27462221
What about something silly, to try some comedy? Pinkie plays a prank on Rainbow Dash replacing the Daring Do book she's reading with a cheesy love novel.
>>27461690
Didn't you call this thread cucked? Why are you here?
Fresh WebM
>>27462155
Yeah, I thought the same. I decided not to note them because they didn't look like hugs, but as they popped up later on, some of them sort of did which left me in a bit of a pickle. Since I've not noted them for S1 I'll just essentially steal from that video and hope he's not missed anything and begin properly noting them starting S2 onwards.
Wish I had my shit sorted because there could easily be something missed in S1 but it'd be pretty time consuming to go back through.
>>27462221
Yeah, having them separate is the plan
>>27462221 seconding this
>>27451817
>>27462847
>>27462411
Alright, I like both of these so I'll give em a shot. I'll do the hoof one first since he asked first. Unfortunately it won't be till later tonight due to freedomland DEP meeting.
>>27462155
>>27462466
Face brushes aren't hugs, can we agree there?Alright now this is surely the last time
>>27462927
Agreed, those definitely aren't hugs.
>>27463710
>Why is there so much Soarin in here?
Because Soarindash is only true ship.
>>27463360
I managed to find this
https://docs.google.com/document/d/18-HkX6ZT2SGKPSCUbYiWYgG25UpOGsd6ls78GR8e56s/edit
Plenty useful, but also frustrating in terms of what is and what isn't counting as a hug. For instance, according to that list Discord hugs Twilight in S2E1, which is something I didn't note at all and having a quick skim through, I don't see where said hug is in the episode either.
I might continue to just do it my way, but I'll feel a bit foolish if everything I need is already there since it'd be a bit wasteful.
Apologies lads for just talking about this in the Dash thread and hogging up space
Short update today, but it's a doozy.
>The tension in your body mounts as electricity starts to shower away from Rainbow's extended hooves.
>You firm up your focus on the stitched together multi-spell spinning through the rune spiral engraved into the copper ring.
>You crouch, head low, and time seems to slow as you see Rainbow begin to cross the spell circle's event horizon with pinpoint accuracy, dead center.
>The rapidly collapsing pressure wave in front of the daredevil mare reaches its critical threshold just as her body is halfway through the ring.
>The shockwave collapses and rebounds, exploding into an eruption of colorful light perfectly encircled by the ring of shining metal.
>The air shrieks in protest as Rainbow comes to a complete stop above you and your eyes light up with glee as the energies start to channel outward to your instruments.
>The ring shatters into pulverized dust. Your face is barely able to register dismay as the concentration of raw power chain-reacts outward into a double explosion.
>You feel like the gears in your brain are turning through sludge. Immediately your horn ignites and pours its energies skyward where they collect and begin to spread outward and down like a wineglass filling upside down.
>The bow wave of prismatic annhilation races toward you ripping apart everything in its path. Your brother's spell may not enclose you quickly enough.
>You pour out every ounce of power you can muster as Rainbow shouts incomprehensibly behind you.
>>27464053
>The edge of the most powerful shield in Equestria slams down just as the crashing wave of destruction reaches its edge.
>The two incomplete spell structures meet at right angles and all hell breaks loose.
>You scream as the whole world seems to tilt violently sideways and you're momentarily blinded by a stray tuft of rainbow colored hair.
>Your wings extend in an attempt to right you even though you can't tell which way is up.
>An impossibly strong force drags you backwards upside down, your wings beating madly to flip you around.
>You spin on your axis and your eyes widen in horror as you witness Rainbow Dash vanishing into an enormous dark wound gouged out of reality, her lips forming your name.
>Your wings snap to your sides as you hurtle towards the screaming void torn open in midair without any conscious thought.
>You try to collect your brother's shield around you again as you cross the threshold, but your magic is torn from you as brutal cold rips the breath from your lungs.
>Again you flail in vain against the forces dragging you spinning into nothingness, there's a sharp pain in your head next to your horn, and you know no more.
Thanks for reading. More to come. Comments are appreciated.
But I pee from there!
NOT NOW YOU DON'T
>>27462883
Looking forward to them
>>27464053
Nice so far
>>27461826
I hope you're not serious.
>>27464510
>>27464982
>trying to stop the best shitposter on the board
Anon pls
So, we've got one shit Dash episode down this season, and probably 2 dash episodes left to go.
One of them will probably be that "the fault in our cutie marks" episode, and at least one will probably be a map duo episode.
Think we'll get an actual Good dash episode this season or will haber keep hiring Dave rapp to do all of dash's episodes from now on?
>>27465056
Man it kinda sucks that the best Dash episode we've had this season has been a Rarity episode. I'm still fucking pissed about Newbie Dash.
>>27465114
Yeah, you and me both.
I'm trying to just forget it exists, but damn, was that bad.
At the very least, dash was the best part of Saddle and row, which helps to take the sting out; Like, freaking hell, that was 10/10 dash right there, I don't think I've seen her that perfect in a LONG time.
>>27465174
Definitely, that episode was fucking perfect. I loved all of the faces, and her voice seemed extra adorable this time. Plus that whole "is it clothes" thing was so fucking amazing.
>>27465226
Yeah, Dash's expressions were perfect.
"DOOMED", smugdash and her drinking that soda, all 100%
its kind of funny, it seems like dash is getting to be almost as facially expressive as pinkie lately.
>>27462883
>freedomland DEP meeting.
You in the military/underage b& Church?
>>27465114
>>27465174
Newbie Dash was great
>>27465056
>>27465114
I liked Newbie Dash. One of the reasons I enjoy RD's interactions with the Wonderbolts is because they show her vulnerable side like that. I love her being the supreme avatar of awesome most of the time, but I like having something else that makes her seem less one dimensional. It's relatable too. I mean, who doesn't turn into a complete loser when they meet their idols? Part of growing up is coming to grips with the fact that those we place on pedestals like that are really just normal folks too, but its hard not to be reduced to a starstruck drooling mass of autism even if you've tried to psych yourself up. I dunno if you've ever made an ass of yourself to try to impress someone, but the cringe is all to real.
I'm glad to see her develop more even if it is painful to watch sometimes.
Alright, here we go. You know the drill, lemme know if it's shit.
"Really? She hates it?"
>"Of course darling, she absolutly despises having her hoofs touched. You didnt already know?"
"No, shes never mentioned that. I wonder why?"
>"I havnt the slightest idea, she never likes to talk about it."
>You were Anon.
>You were making your routine visit to Rarity's bouteqe.
>Some how youve mangaed to tear the seam of another shirt, the third one this month.
>You gotta stop having pose offs with Dash in the gym, your wallet cant take any more.
>Rarity takes a few more measuerments of your right arm and chest.
>"I have to say, im suprise she hasnt mentoined anything to you yet with how much time you spend together."
"Yea, me too."
>She finishes her measuring and puts away her tape.
>"There, all finished. Ill have your new shirt ready in a few days darling."
"Thanks Rarity, ill try not to rip that one too."
>You duck through the pony sized door way and start on your way home.
>Dash's cloud house is always kick-ass, you love living there, especialy living with her.
>You open the door to an empty house, desperatly in need of cleaning.
>"Huh, Dash must still be at the gym I guess."
>You take off your shoes and strip off your jacket, putting them back in the closet.
>You make your way back to the bedroom, collapsing on the bed.
>Just as you lay down, you hear your front door slam open.
>You hear the breaking-and-enterer call from the living room.
>"Hey Anon! You home yet?!"
"Yea Dash, im in the bedroom."
>A few seconds later, Rainbow Dash is standing in the door way.
>Seeing you laying on the bed, she decides to join you.
>She lays down on top of you, resting her head on your chest.
"Rough workout Dash?"
>She looks up at you with tired eyes.
>"You dont know the half of it. I killed my routene, but im so tired."
>She lays her head back down on your chest, and let's out a small sigh.
>"My legs are really sore too, its super lame."
>You chuckle lightly and give her a hug.
>>27466026
>You both lay there for a while, till an idea sneaks into your head.
>You think back to your earlier conversation with Rarity, and think about her sore legs.
>Oh shit your brain made a thing.
"Hey Dash?"
>Her head perks up at this.
>"Whats up Anon?"
"If your legs are sore, I could massage them for you if you want."
>You wiggle your fingers infront of her face and flash her a smile.
"Help you loosen up those mucles."
>A light blush creeps onto her face while she ponders this.
>"Yea, sure, if you want."
>You lift her off your chest and sit her down on the bed next to you.
>She rolls over onto her stomach, with her rear facing you.
>You start high, on her lower back.
>You knead the skin with your agle fingers, tracing the boarders of her toned back muscles.
>She feels tense at first, but seems to relax after a bit.
>Switching gears, you move down to her hindquarters, using your palms to dig in.
>She feels like putty under your hands, and you can hear slight moans coming from up front.
>You focus on the task at hand, moving down further to the very top of the back legs.
>You move your thumbs in circular motions along her thigh, getting a bit deeper then normal.
>She must be enjoying herself, because you hear several sounds of approvle.
>"Ohhh, that feels awesome..."
>You try to relax her as much as possible, easing her into the big one.
>You trace you way down her legs, following the trail of tense tendons and soft moans.
>Your hands are working just above her hoof, using all of your fingers.
>You do this for a few seconds, mentally preparing yourself for the next step.
>Not ceasing motion with one hand, you move your other hand to her most sensive area.
>You move slowly, and just barley make contact with the hoof, gracing it with your fingertips.
>You hear a suprised sound come from her.
>"Anon, wait, ponies don't usua touch my hoo- OHHH buck!"
>Playing on a suspicion you had, you really give the center of her hoof some attention.
>>27466048
>She's making near orgasmic sounds now, indicating for you to keep going.
>You trace your fingers around the edge, keeping the thumb in the middle.
>You keep this up for a few minutes before giving it a rest.
>You lay back on the pillows.
>Dash crawls on to your chest again, completely relaxed now.
>"That was awesome Anon"
"I give pretty good massages, huh?
>"Meh, you're alright. I'm still the best though"
>She gives you a toothy grin.
"I guess it's your turn to give me one next time then."
FIN
>>27466026
>>27466048
>>27466066
Aside from the spelling errors it's pretty good. That's what threw me the most. You may want to watch out for using 'lame' so much in your dialogue. (I'm referring to previous greens too) Especially when you're talking about sore legs unless the pun was intentional. Also, >Oh shit your brain made a thing.
Literally what? You could also make her less direct with being competitive when talking to her special somepony. Maybe a little more playful and flirtatious. Just a thought there. Always glad to read more of your stuff, thanks for writing.
Rainbow themed bump
>>27466306
Have some OC.
>>27466406
THIS'll TEACH YOU TO NOT RETURN THE FAVOR AFTER I GIVE YOU ORAL!
>>27466026
>>27466048
>>27466066
Hngg
Why haven't you written clop yet?
>>27466418
G'night all.
>>27466127
>Aside from the spelling errors it's pretty good.
Fuuuccckkk I know, I really have to work on that. How do you spell check your greens? As for the lame and super competitive stuff, I'm trying really hard to keep Dash in character in my greens, and it just seems like something she would say/do.
>>27465418
>You in the military/underage b& Church?
No, im just fucking retarded. I got held back a grade in 4th grade, so I'm graduating high school a few months before I turn 20.
NRDT guyis trying something new >>27464167
>>27466571
>Muh /mlp/ bogeyman
The OP is fucking dumb for not recognizing le top cunt memes, but it's definitely not NRDT. He's not using the mega pack, and it's not the same posting/writing style.
>>27466473
There are online spell checkers, also the obvious ones will be highlighted in the post box before you post. Pic related.
>>27466635
You can certainly tell its not him because he's not calling everyone around him a cuck/using the "rarity is a whore xddd" meme.
>>27466635
he has on occasion, when pretending to be someone else and uses other images
>>27466643
This might be a bit much to ask, but where in the story did I fuck up my spelling? The one I mainly see is you/your.
>>27466645
>rarity is a whore
wait, rarity isn't one? :pJoking, Rarity's my second favorite pony.
at least she didn't start wanting to fuck an alien monkey after less than 2 hours spent in a new alien body
Also, shameless bump.
Good night you glorious dashfags
>>27464053
>>27464071
Good job so far, I'm really interested to read more!
>>27466026
>>27466048
>>27466066
Dash's hooves are totally my fetish. Top unf, Church.
>>27463979
>Apologies lads for just talking about this in the Dash thread and hogging up space
I speak on my behalf, but I think occasional off-topics aren't a big deal. Besides, you usually contribute to this thread with on-topic material, it's not like if you came out of nowhere to derail the thread.Also, I'm the OP and I approve of this, so fuck everyone else. My thread, my rules! :^)Just kidding, please don't go, I love you guys.
I couldn't find any hug in that episode either. The closest to a hug is pic related (?), but I wouldn't count that as a "hug".
>>27463979
>>27468198
(cont.) Sorry, I forgot
>filename
Yes, I'd say that's a hug.
And now for something completely different... This isn't a hoofbump, how are you counting it?
>>27462466
Fresh WebMDamn Google Drive not saving my notes and shit, just lost 3 hours in which I revised the whole list
>>27468212
I was planning on counting High Wings and then asking after if you guys wanted them in. I've not seen a single one in S1 though. From memory there's the one you posted and then there's a few with Lightning Dust.
>>27468198
Thanks for having a look, funnily enough I found other things in the episode that qualify as more of a hug than that that wasn't listed. For example, when Discord puts his arm around Dash, that's sort of a hug but I;m not sure I'd count it actually.
I never thought defining hugs in My Little Pony would prove so difficult
>>27466026
>>27466048
>>27466066
Not bad Church. Nice dubs
>>27466672
Wew, lad: hoofs-hooves, didnt-didn't, havent-haven't, bouteqe-boutique, mangaed-managed, cant-can't, measuerments-measurements, suprise-surprised, hasnt-hasn't, mentoined-mentioned, Yea-Yeah, Ill-I'llx2, especialy-especially, Yea-Yeah, routene-routine, Whats-What's, infront-in front, agle-agile, boarders-borders, hindquarters-hind quarters, approvle-approval, barley-barely, gracing-grazing, suprised-surprised, usua-usually.
I think that's most of 'em.
>>27468440
Holy fuck just kill me now. Sorry about that, I'll be sure to spell check it better next time.
>>27468332
>I never thought defining hugs in My Little Pony would prove so difficult
Hugs are serious business, man. We're doing science!
>>27468496
Bad spelling is a huge pet peeve of mine, so I went through and corrected all of the errors. It's on the pastebin now if you wanted to read the non-fucked up version.
>>27468566
No sweat Church. You know we all love you. The tough ones are like the whole barley-barely one where the misspelling is actually a word too so a spell checker won't catch it. I hate those. I oops it with to-too and wont-won't all the damn time.
>>27468527
If it doesn't make shippers foam at the mouth, it ain't a hug.So basically being in the same episode is a hug (^w^)
>>27468527
What does your Science say about this?
As a side note, I absolutely adore this song
>>27468747
That's not only a hug, it's a reassuring hug
>>27468747
I agree with >>27469374. If >>27462001 was a hug, then definitely that's a hug too.
Also, to get a bit ahead, "wing hugs" like >>27412297 are hugs too, in case there was any doubt.
>As a side note, I absolutely adore this song
...just like me.
>>27469374
>>27469433
Thanks, rather than constantly post images here I just uploaded a few to imgur.
http://imgur.com/a/DaV8k
I think they show in the same order for everyone, so it'd b useful if you say which of them you think count and which don't. Hopefully it helps build a better idea for me.
As for the last image, it's more like a high five so I haven't really noted them down as hoof bumps as I've been looking, but I was wondering if you did want me to start.
There's some more I'll probably ask about but that'll be later, if you can't be bothered going through the images it's fine, I'm sure I'll be able to make a decision eventually anyway
>>27469515
My completely personal opinions.
Little Strongheart and Dash: yes and yes
Discord and Dash: definitely no.
Carrot Top and the buffalo, Fancy Pants and Random-French-Name Pony: doubtful.
Rarity and the colt: yes.
Pinkie and Rarity: yes.
As for the last one, yeah, I'd note those too. But don't even think on going back to rewatch everything just to note them, if it bothers you to have an "incomplete" list, just ignore them.
>>27469990
I think she'd be a full body screamer. You know. The kind whose whole body just rocks back and forth for a good ten-twenty seconds while yelling her head off. Then she settles a bit, sighing while little aftershocks rock back and forth through her while she wears a little guileless smile. I never really thought about it before though....
>>27470015
>>27470015
Damn, headcanon accepted.
>>27469990
I want totake Rainbow Dash to climax.
>>27470015
Hmm...maybe I should try to write some lewd...never really thought I'd be good at it, but hey you never know til you try.
Pic related is an edit I made to a pic for another thread.
Drawfag here again. Here's some lewd dash I just finished up for you wonderful fags.
http://imgur.com/tuYnwbp
>>27442113
What episode is that?
>>27471470
>No clit
>No tail
>Right rear leg is a noodle
8/10 would fap again.
>>27470015
I think her boisterous loudness is a facade, I think once you get past her defenses shes more the silent screamer type that clings onto you going totally rigid and shaking. Maybe even tears up a little in the after glow.
>>27471483
Well the tail was meant to be behind her back, and I do agree that I could've done better on the noodle leg, and I can't believe I forgot the clit, but thanks for the criticism. I'll keep this in mind for whatever the hell I might draw up next.
>>27471471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHbEmwaFU98
Games Ponies Play
>>27471494
I can dig that. I wasn't imagining it as a show off thing. More of a sexually repressed, inexperienced thing combined with high sensitivity to pleasure in certain areas. (Sexual repression stemming from her obvious inferiority complex) It's like, she'd be difficult to seduce...she'd require careful and attentive comfort and arousal that would soon center around her bigger than average reactions to certain actions that eventually ends in an explosive release of uncontrollable spasmodic pent up frustration. I also don't see her as much of a masturbater. I think she'd see it as something only somepony desperate would do, but she still 'accidentally' lets the hot water hit her in just the right spots in the shower. No big sis to tell her about her body and how to approach sexuality with a positive attitude. Stuff like that.
>>27471513
No prob Anon. Thanks for the art. Keep up the good work.
>>27472168
I decided to try and fix the leg. Does this look any better?
http://imgur.com/I9jE9Gc
Fucking hell, is there anything the dash threads talk about besides wanting to masturbate to her?
>>27471470
Ah, dash behaving like a bird. Never gets old.
>>27473029
Something more like this, I think. Sorry, first time trying to redline.
http://imgur.com/35gJ0QT
>>27468566
For your next story...Rainbow Dash getsbaked
>>27473672
at least it isn't cupcakes
>>27473692
And here I'd forgotten all about that...but I just bought a handle of tequila so we're good here.
>>27473672
Holy shit that cake's awesome
>>27473610
Okay, how does this look?
http://imgur.com/Tzc0Xyw
>>27473749
it's just fondant
>>27473884
That's much better IMHO. What do you think? The angle might still be a bit off, but I think it looks more natural and more like a leg.
>>27473749
Yeah. Whomever's mother worked on that really cared.
>>27473901
drawing
>it's just pencil lines
sculpture
>it's just mud
music
>it's just noises
Reducing things like that benefits nothing and looks pathetic.
>>27473991
Well, I think it certainly looks much better than what I originally had going for it. But I thought that the upper part of her leg looked a bit too big, so I decided to scale it down a little.
http://imgur.com/wSEHY7l
Anyways, thank you very much for the help, fellow Anon. I'll recolor this tomorrow afternoon and hopefully get it up before the next day.
>>27474091
Glad I could help.
You will NEVER be as comfy as this horse.
>>27475580
Well yeah I mean she's napping on a fucking cloud
>>27474091
This looks really good, looking forward to the colored version. Thank you, based drawfag.
Now that it's quiet, I have something to say.The whole "Rainbow Dash is a pure virgin" thing is stupid. I really don't get it. And I wouldn't mind if it wasn't because "some" of the supporters of that headcanon (He Who Mustn't Be Named and his followers) like to call a cuck to anybody who thinks otherwise. "Rainbow Dash is a virgin, she hasn't been with anyone, she hasn't even masturbated". Fuck me, I don't find that sexy, that's plainly sad. That almost means "she'll only love me if she doesn't know anything else". Fuck that. My headcanon is, she has been with several stallions and a bunch mares, and of course she masturbates whenever she wants. But after we meet, my superior stamina and my skilled hands will make her think I'm the best lover she'll ever find and we'll be happy together. That makes me hard every time. Is that childish? SURE! Fantasying is fucking childish, but for God's sake, stop already with the cuck thing, fuckers. It's annoying af.
Just a silly rant. I know I'm overreacting, and I didn't want to insult people with different headcanons, but I just had to say it. That's it, I said it.
Yeah, the cuck thing is ridiculous. Any fantasy is a self insert whether its Anon, Soarin, or any other. I always thought she'd be a bit inexperienced and timid just because she's so violently beta. Like she has that cute unsure side in private that they show in the cartoon. It doesn't ruin her as a character to think she's a sexually free dynamo with little to no inhibitions either though.
>>27477277
>>27477420
I have the "virgin" headcanon. I don't think she's never jacked off before, cause that's dumb. I do believe however that she's never had sex with anyone. I think that NRDT is an ass, and all of the ponies are cool, but I definitely think that she's a virgin.
>>27477420
>>27477487
I know maybe I was a bit unfair back there, so I'm glad my rant wasn't seen as an attack to everyone who doesn't agree with me. Yours is the kind of healthy discussion I appreciate. Thank you, guys.
>>27477494
Yea, these kinds of discussions are always good for a thread. It really sucks that NRDT shares my headcanon, because everytime I bring it up, people usually assume that I'm him, and I can't have any kind of discussion.
>>27477505
Yep, not using names has perks, but sometimes people just forget it and act as it there were just two people in the board. It's a stupid simplification and, for fuck's sake, the whole point of anonymity is, you're already hiding your name, so there's no need to hide your opinions or your feelings! I think that occasional ventings let us remember that.
Why clopfics involving RD are the best ones?
Can anyone modify this to look like pony Dash? This picture hits me in the feels.
Human Dash is fine too.
>>27478362
Why do you think?
>>27478362
The only one i remember vividly was Xenophilia, and goddamn was it good.
>>27478468
This and Ut Ameture Iris were God teir
>>27478577
Added it to my list. Thanks anon!
>>27478362
>>27478362
Sorry man! This >>27479078 wasn't meant for you, I just wanted to bump the thread.
>>27478411
This one too.
>>27474091
Well, here's the colored version. Again, thanks to the Anon who helped me fix the fucky leg.
http://imgur.com/ZTDjVEf
>>27480429
Any time, looks great Anon.
>>27480429
Why is the dick an odd shape?
Goddamnit, why's dashie got so few Solo songs? :(
>>27441664
I want to ejaculate my semen into Rainbow Dash's vaginal canal
>>27473178
Ever been to the NTT? I don't think they've discussed Twilight's character in years.
>>27483111
Twilight has character?
>>27481899
Well, it was supposed to be a horsecock. But evidently, that's something I need to practice more on.
>>27480429
It looks way better than the first version, good job!
