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>>27440375
Dong ring averted.
Time to pic related for another wild ride.
Man do these threads move fast.
>Flutterrape in RGRE
>FLuttershy violently holds Anon down and forces him to penetrate
>Anon tearfully explains what happened to Twilight
>Anon is genuinely surprised when Twilight believes him and even more surprised when Fluttershy is punished
>Anon has mixed feels that he can only get justice for a woman raping him when he is this society's woman
>>27440466
>Anon discovers book on summoning demons
>Uses summoning ritual instead of a lighter
>Stick of chalk is less trouble to refill and waterproof
>Carves summoning circles into his barbeque and stove to save money on fuel
>Demonpon is just as good as charcoal fire for cooking on
>>27440480
How quaint
A portal opens up to Equestria this fucker come through proceeds to steal your waifu and head back to portal to sale your waifu to salt mine, abusive circus or freak sex brothel on earth what do ?
>>27440466
>>27440504
>anon summons a succubus
>succubus thinks he's an incubus
>>27440564
Obviously I sue him and get him imprisoned for shady business practices.
>>27440564
kill him.
*looks around*
I'm not just some asshole right? we'd all go straight to the kill option?
>>27440578
>Together they fight crime
>>27440593
>>27440596
fucking kek
>>27440578
>Pones see Anon as an incubus, and the whole interdimensional being/stamina thing doesn't help either
>Older stallions urge the younglings to stray away from the bipedal sex-demon, while mares constantly bring him offerings of salt in exchange for losing their V-Card
>>27440466
That's because the autism is extra strong here.
>>27440681
DAT ASS
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>>27440681
>That torso length
OK, who taffy-stretched the alicorn again?
>>27440593
>>27440596
If he where to succeed in selling pony waifu to one of the three places how would you proceed in rescuing her and other pony's that have been taken and enslaved?
>>27440725
Stop
>>27440681
How can you resist burying your face into that ass?
I am but a mere mortal man.
I can not resist!
YOU ASK TOO MUCH OF ME GOD!
>>27440681
Dear god, her back legs are waaay to long.
Over all her proportions are all fucked up...
Though it's still a nice pic...
>>27440738
It was made by Sunibee. His art improved significantly as he continued drawing.I'm a fan of his mass collection of ponut arts
>>27440777
Ponut trips
>>27440564
Not RGRE. Fuck off.
>>27441172
Shoo shoo autist
>>27441208
This isn't the 'Ding dong, waifu wat do' thread.
>>27441172
>>27441259
I was just having a little fun since there's no green yet party pooper
>>27441259
>Be Amon in Equestria
>Finally meet waiifu
>Seduce using magic water powers
>Bitches love magic
>About to fuck her
>Dick is hard as fuck
>She looks up from your willy to your eye
>And has one thing to say
>"Wait, where's the ring?"
"What ring?"
>"Your dong ring."
"Wut?"
>"There's supposed to be a ring bit at the middle of your dongshaft"
"Like one of those strap things they sell in sex shops to keep you hard?"
>"No, the bit where it folds back at."
>"I've been licking it for like a minute and you're still not all the way hard. Is your donger defective?"
"My rod doesn't retract."
>"Really?"
>She's very intently examining your cock now
>"I think I'm going to need more light for this. Just a moment."
>She goes and turns on the light and then looks at your penis more.
>"Is this normal for humans?
>The questioning and examinations go on for quite a while
>You still end up fucking her though, it's just she's very analytical about it
>Also she asks you to come back for further studies, some of which will involve further sex
>Today was a good day
>>27441436
>>Be Amon in Equestria
>Finally meet waiifu
>Seduce using magic water powers
Honestly thought this was an avatar reference that was going to wind up with equalizing
>>27441499
Equalizing can come later.
First you gotta fuck that alien.
Anyone gonna work with: >>27440397
Sounds like fun.
>>27440622
I've had this in my to-do box for fucking ever now.
Anyway, new thread needs green, even if it is past 3 AM where I am.
Don't say I don't do anything for you fellas.
>You are Twilight Sparkle.
>Still.
>You’ve always been you.
>It’d be irrational for you to have ever thought that you were somepony else.
>Mare, this colt makes it hard to think straight.
“So, umm . . . where would you like to go?”
>He laughs that wonderful laugh again, standing up to his . . . full . . . whoah that’s tall.
>Like, taller than Celestia.
>He stretches and pops with a soft moan as he rears up to full height.
>. . . well you’re just gonna file that away for processing later.
>”I’m not exactly a local here, maybe you should pick the place?”
>He takes a few steps toward the door.
>”Umm, do you need to grab a . . . saddle or something?”
“Why would I need a saddle? That’s . . . “
>You turn a slight shade of pink.
“L-lewd . . .”
>As the implications of such an article of clothing slowly dawns on him, as his eyes grow slightly wider.
>”Oh. That . . . makes sense.”
>You trot a few paces closer to him.
“Actually, I was going to ask if you were, you know, going to wear . . . all that . . . out in public.”
>Especially those socks . . . navy blue.
>You swallow hard and try not to stare.
>You suffer a critical failure, and stare even harder than if you had tried not to stare.
>”All what?”
>Right. Interdimensional traveler having no real grasp of local culture.
>Looks like you found the first topic of breakfast discussion.
>>27441673
“Okay, so, I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but most ponies go around nude.”
>”You’re a unicorn.”
>Your next utterance dies in your throat as you think about how painfully stupid that statement is.
“While that is *entirely* correct, I am referring to the general group of equine species that inhabits the land of Equestria.”
>He looks a little crestfallen at this.
>”So many horse puns.”
>You ignore him.
“Clothing is broken down into three categories, formal, protective, and . . . intimate. Being expensive and difficult to manufacture for anypony other than a unicorn, it was initially only used when protection from the environment was needed. For example, by a Blacksmith would have a protective apron and leggings fashioned to protect him from the heat of the forge, sparks, and fragments of slag. The relative cost of manufacturing such a garment eventually became an indicator of wealth. Merchants began adopting protective wear of their own to signify that they were skilled at their trade, just like any craftsman, and were able to afford such expenses. This eventually led to an ever increasing-”
>Anon clears his throat and is now tapping his foot and giving you a look that says “I’m in need of meal, not a lecture on the historical evolution of clothing in an equine society.”
>You grin sheepishly.
“Well, long story short, things like underwear, stockings, and shoes became a sort of bedroom specialty.”
>You begin examining the floorboards for stains, as it’s much easier than making eye contact.
>”So you’re telling me, that all clothing, is essentially lingerie.”
“Not all clothing!”
>You assert rather weakly
“Just . . . the vast majority. There are certain trends which are considered high class and fashion. It’s not so much the trousers and shirt, but the socks.”
>Wow, is it hot in here, or is it just him . . . waitImeanyou-
>>27441673
>Amphetanon is bringing the green
Rejoice, brothers!
>>27441691
>”Yeah . . . in my culture, this is about as conservative as you can get. I mean, I was a cashier. Dress shoes, khaki slacks, company polo and a belt . . . this outfit beats abstinence when it comes to preventing pregnancy. Or at least ties. Depends on your religion.”
>He starts taking his shoe off, leaning against the doorway to support himself.
>Oh, that’s a neat trick, you hadn’t really thought of the impracticality of putting on and taking off shoes as a biped.
>Suddenly you’re facing a strange, slightly smelly pinkish appendage with 5 little nubs on the end, each topped off with small, vestigial looking talons.
>You can’t contain your sudden burst of realization.
“Plantigrade, that makes sense why you’d wear shoes and socks all the time!”
>Your unease about discussing why a colt shouldn’t wear socks in public was overcome with a desire to know more about a fascinating and compliant entirely alien subject that you were about to have breakfast with.
>You spend the next few minutes bombarding him with questions about the mechanics and evolution of his foot, which he answers to the best of his ability before rather telling you, in a rather overly dramatic fashion, that you should ask him about it over breakfast.
>”That is, of course, unless you want to learn more by performing an autopsy.”
>Those were his exact words.
>Colts, even when they’re from another dimension.
>>27441696
>You are the great bumper of heads on doorways, and you have gotten a crash course in ponyland.
>AKA: Equestria.
>You are Anon, and this is a fucking trip.
>You get a crash course in the different kinds of ponies, how not to be racist, why you can’t let people see that you’re wearing socks in public, the currency, the current political landscape, and the nature of their weather in the time it takes you to get from the book treepository to Sugarcube Corner.
>Seems to be not many folks about on the streets, but then again it doesn’t seem to be a very large town that you’re in.
>You get stares, and a few whispers, but they seem to be more out of curiosity than fear.
>”What an odd looking minotaur, so slender, and graceful.”
>>”Maybe they’re like, an endangered subgroup? Could explain why they’re out and about with Twilight.”
>The commentary typically followed a similar vein.
>Apparently, Twilight, your daughter, was a bit of a local celebrity.
>You feel a sudden surge of pride. You know that you haven’t done really anything to deserve it, but still.
>You marvel as you step inside what appears to be a massive gingerbread house.
>You are about to ask Twilight about her mother when you’re interrupted by a Pink bomb going off in your face.
>The explosion of fur, color, motion, and gasping goes off flying down the street before you can even begin to process what just happened.
“What was-”
>”Pinkie.”
>The way she says it in such a flat, dejected tone with a small sigh at the end both reminds you of yourself, and makes you fear for your future.
“Do I need to-”
>”Nope, don’t fight it, just let it happen. I know from experience, that just makes it worse.”
>That’s . . . pretty rapey sounding.
>>27441701
>”Window booth?”
>Twilight gestures with a hoof toward a sizeable seating area by one of the windows looking out over the town square.
>A large fountain gurgles away as half a dozen ponies mill about, setting up various stalls and stands.
“Sure.”
>You manage to squeeze into a booth designed for someone much smaller than you, but it’s not terribly uncomfortable. A bit like sitting in a chair designed for a 4th grader, except with more padding.
“So, Twilight, could you tell me about your mother?”
>You inquire in a low tone, spoken softly, with hands folded neatly in front of you.
>The eatery is almost devoid of customers.
>There’s a tired looking mare at the counter nursing a mug of coffee, but you’d wager they’re more interested in getting a warm meal and getting to bed after a graveyard shift than your conversation.
>If that mare was uninterested, Twilight was downright opposed.
>You can tell by the way her eyes are almost bugging out of her head.
>”I . . . I would rather talk about this later. And . . . umm, could you maybe, keep it quiet as to the ehh . . . nature of our relation?”
>>27441704
>”WHAT’S THIS I HEAR ABOUT RELATIONS?”
>You and Twilight both jump at the volume and proximity of the sound.
>”Hey there ‘Anonymous Stranger’-”
>The pink mare with a mane like cotton candy that just appeared out of thin air gives you a hearty wink.
>”-how do you know my good friend Twilight here?”
>She leans in close, her eyes half lidded in in a ‘come hither’ stare if you’ve ever seen one.
>”And how’d you like to know me?”
>She bites her lip, and you can feel her undressing you with her eyes.
>”In the biblical sense.”
>With each phrase she’s leaned in a little closer, and now she’s close enough that you can tell she smells like powdered sugar.
>You are a terrifying mixture of frightened, confused, aroused, and hungry.
>She’s suddenly enveloped in a field of purple magic.
>Frozen like a statue, Twilight gives her a gentle boop to the nose and she begins floating off into the air, like a very strange experiment aboard the international space station.
>You track her bubblegum pink form with a sick fascination as it gently floats up toward the ceiling, bouncing off with a quiet thump before lazily spinning into the back room.
>”Pinkie likes to meet new people. Sometimes she goes a bit overboard though.”
>You give her a concerned look.
>>27441715
“Is she okay?”
>Twilight sits up, cocking her head to the side a bit.
>”The spell you mean? Oh, perfectly fine. She gets a kick out of it. Honestly, she bugs me until I cast it on her some days. Something about ‘I am a leaf on the wind”.
>”Alright, sorry about that Twilight, and Twilights friend. What can I get you two for breakfast?”
>The pink one has suddenly reappeared. No sound, no motion, simply . . . there.
>Jesus Christ. How horrifying.
>”A stack of pancakes with a side of hashbrowns for myself. Anon?”
>You look around for a menu to order off of, before realizing that everyone that eats here has eaten here for at least a decade.
“I’ll, umm, have what she’s having.”
>The Pink one nods before . . . bouncing away?
>Twilight does have some interesting friends.
“Hey, umm, how’d she get out of your, you know, spell?”
>Twilight shrugs.
>”I’ve been studying that mare for as long as I’ve known her. Best answer I can give? By being Pinkie.”
>You’re going to have to keep an eye on that one.
Alright, that's it for now. Not sure if this should get the feelz or the lulz treatment. There is a 30% chance it gets neither and instead gets the shit treatment, but if it goes to shit, I'll just turn it into gratuitous smut, so you'll have that going for you.
>>27441732
fuck, I have a pastebin, it's somewhere and updated.
http://pastebin.com/4FTQmPf8
>>27441732
I like those odds!
>>27441732
Pinkie, please.
>>27441732
Feels and lulz both sound nice and i wouldnt be adverse to gratuitous smut either but i digress great work overall and would love to see more
>>27441732
>>27441741
I like what youve done so far, your discussion on clothing is particularly interesting and well thoughtout.
>>27441741
It's good.
I don't really expect the not wearing shoes and socks thing to last, since shoes without socks chafe and going barefoot has loads of problems
>Step on a rock
>Dirty feet
>Less good at kicking
>Cold feet
>Get sore feet from lack of support
>Cold dirty feet if it rains
>Fall off if it snows
>>27442075
I thought for a moment that pinkie should know better than to proposition someone's dad in front of them
Then i remembered she hasn't been informed of the relationship
She only knows that there is one, and that she wants in on it, not that it's paternal.
>"WHEE! NOW WE BOTH HAVE TWO DADDIES!"
>>27441732
What about lulz, feelz AND smut ?
>>27441732
>Not sure if this should get the feelz or the lulz treatment.
I vote go for this. Smut will happen, oh yes it will happen, but not for now. For now it is time with daughteru.
>>27441732
Happy feels.
I've tried, but was too slow... as always (and I had to use a reference for second panel 'cause there are many different screaming ponies in our show)
http://i.imgur.com/HWwcz5G.jpg and photo version
>>27442729
Sweet.
>>27442729
Nice job.
>>27441732
Feelz, then lulz. Smut here and there if possible.
>>27442729
It's good. Anon's head structure seems a bit off, but drawing such a small shape on paper can be difficult. Maybe try how some artists are doing where they give Anon a completely round head?
>>27442815
>choice between this or bowling ball Anon
Nah, it's fine
>Want to write about fillies doing filly stuff
>Conferences keep coming up, leaving me too tired to do anything
Such is the life of me
>>27441673
First things first
>past 3 AM
>05/23/16(Mon)03:21:36
Are you Canadian, by chance?
>>27442815
It doesn't look good most of the times if only some parts stylized and simple (aside from Shoutingisfun, dat cute cartoonish style)
>>27442729
Dats bretty good senpai
>>27442729
But she's a unicorn in the story.
>>27442916
Yeah, but only drawing some of the facial features give off an "uncanny valley" feel. Maybe just draw out an outline of the head and leave out details like ears, nose, etc.
>>27442729
Love you, drawfriend.
>>27442948
...really? Ooops, I honestly forgot that. But I can erase wings if you want
>>27442964
Hmm, okay, just outline sounds better than round heads
>>27442983
While I greatly prefer her without wings or princess status it's not a big issue.
>>27443007
>"How can my dad possibly be this hot?"
>>27442948
>Implying unicorns cant have wings
Nigger those fuckers have magic spells and stuff.
There has to be whole books worth of spells just to give them wings
"101 Wing-spells for any occasion"
"Fundamentals of Flying magic, pt 4: Wing-granting transformation magic"
"Magus Beacon Teaches Magic - Flight"
"Basic Aerodynamics for Foals - Unicorn Edition"
>>27443035
They come up with spells as the plot needs it.
>>27443035
Rarity had butterfly wings. And that bizzare idw comic where unicorns stole pegasus wings
>>27443047
>Coming up with spells makes you have a better plot
>This is why the princesses have the best asses
>>27442729
>http://i.imgur.com/HWwcz5G.jpg
This makes me happy
>>27443035
Haven't you heard that a unicorn gifting her mate with a feather from her wing is akin to a horsemarriage proposal?
To the drawfag: Really, thank you for contributing to this thread. It doesn't happen often that someone with the patience and talent to learn how to draw takes an interest in a particular story in a particular non-draw thread, so thank you. Bread/10.
>>27443163
Aww, that's nothing, I'm still learning and this is the best possible practice in ponies and angles ('cause these threads are pretty fun and creative most of the times, I even tried to write green thanks to you all). Just wish I had more time to practice in drawing
>>27443155
>Anon does not like using quills
>He much prefers a real ballpoint pen
>Unfortunately his are all either out of ink and sent off for researcher ponies to replicate, or also sent off to be replicated
>So he's stuck with them
>He gets annoyed when using them and often breaks them by mistake
>Fortunately there are plenty of ponies with feathers on them
>He just plucks a feather from their wing and uses is
>It works as a quill because equestria works like that, trivial things like carving tips are for losers in other universes
>The ponies understand Anon only wants to get his paperwork done, but they still get all hot and bothered whenever he picks them.
>A few ponies went to the trouble to tell him about the connotations of the feathers, but he just ignores that as a minor triviality.
>Paperwork needs doing, no fucking busybody pony is going to keep him from getting stationary
>If a pony doesn't want them taking theirs, they can tell him themself
>It's not like it's his fucking fault they'll get laughed out of town
>Now get the fuck out of his face, he's got forms to fill in
>>27443349
>Do you think Octavia uses her own hair to string her bows?
>>27443349
>tfw it's my birthday today and I'm spending it browsing an imageboard
>tfw I'm wearing a party hat and shades so it seems less pathetic in my eyes
>tfw I'm in a mood just like Octavia in the pic
And I'll never manage to write a decent green due to my lack of self confidence and skill in writing. Just end me.
>>27443395
Nah man, just gotta give it a try. Like any skill, it take practice to get good at it. Don't be afraid and just post what you want to post. Just have to remember to have a thick skin as some will attack/shitpost against you. This is 4chan after all.
>Pone is giving you shit
>Pick her up and watch her flail because she's so small
>Hold her out in front of yourself and watch her struggle around all embarrassed like, maybe squeeze her sides a little too.
>That'd teach her.
>She start pouting with her forearms crossed and her tail drooping.
>Wonder if it would make her feel better if you tickled her belly and rubbed her ears.
>She ends up with a dopey grin on her face, although she remembers she's supposed to be mad and return to pouting....although that tail is slowing trying to touch you every few flicks
>>27443419
I've posted green before, but not in RGRE. I absolutely hated it, looking back. It didn't seem obvious to the Anons that read it, but I could pick it apart and point out where it absolutely sucked. I didn't pace myself correctly. I didn't put enough emphasis on detail. I didn't have a clear direction of where I wanted to take the story.
Eventually I just deleted the pastebin and it's probably lost in Internet time. I have the text file sitting in my Recycle Bin. I'm tempted to delete the demon that I call my stupid attempt at writefagging for a general.
>>27443476
Sometimes you're your own biggest critic. I've written only one green story and I really felt it was awful after I posted it and looked at it, but no one said anything so it was probably that forgettable.
>>27443377
>>Do you think Octavia uses her own hair to string her bows?
Dammit, why have I never thought of this? She probably saves tons of money in the long run. I'll bet she even exports to the Minotaur lands for a little bit of gold on the side.
>>27442384
Oh fuck, I forgot he took his shoes off.
I mean, it's rather apparent he did, but he was going to have them on in the restaurant. I will fix this in the pastebin.
I'm working on another story with another writer, and I kinda got distracted with that. It'll wind up in this thread eventually though.To be fair though, that thing is full homo
>>27442436
You drive a hard bargain mister.
>>27442466
I like your opinion, and your dubs.
>>27442729
BRUH
Nice fuckin work m80, I'm super stoked you drew a thing from the thing I wrote.
>>27443200
What's up with the perspective on Twi in the last panel? It seems that her rear is pointed towards us when you look at her butt, and away from us when you look at her hind legs.Fuckload better than I can draw, mind you, just trying to be constructive
>>27442891
Sorry friend, not from Canada.
I've dated more than one girl that sounds exactly like Applejack. Might narrow it down a bit.
>>27443536
I'll try writing green and if I get good enough feedback, I'll return to writefagging. I don't really have an idea to write about.
I've been thinking of a comfy short story though where Fluttershy serenades Anon daily to impress Anon. Anon initially thinks of this as a nuisance but eventually relents and gets taken out to a date with Flutters. Problem is that I don't know how to write comfy, so I guess that's a problem there.
>>27443588
That's probably because of her cutie mark and tail, my bad (though redraw her right hind leg closer to the left one will be much easier)
>"Could you explain the mechanics of this movement again?"
"Twilight."
>"I know that I have to bend my knees but at what degrees do I have to bend them?"
"Twilight."
>"And is there a optimum amount of air that I need to breath in for each rep? Or maybe there's a certain technique to the breathing that will help me with the exercise?"
>You scratched your chin as you looked down at Twiggles
>...
>She was trying
>No matter what she was trying, Anon, and that was the first step
>The purple princess smiled up at you with the innocence of a new born babe
>You could SMELL the normie on her
"Twilight... You know that you're just stretching right?" you carefully asked. "We're just doing this so you can get warmed up."
>"Oh, I KNOW," Twiggles said with a giggle, waving a hoof. "But there has to be a way that I can do these stretches in the best way right? I mean I've only read a little bit on the subject but what I've found--"
>You looked away from the Princess of Friendship toward the dumbbell rack
>Rainbow and Applejack were standing in front of the mirror, wildly flailing the heaviest weights that they could get their grubby little hooves on as they eyed each other like the closet lesbians that they were
>...
>They were going to pull something
>They were going to pull something and someone was going to have to get an ice pack or possibly take a trip to the doctors...
>You looked away from those two dummies to where you had some treadmills sitting
>There was Mrs. Rarity on one of your machines
>The fashionista had her treadmill on the lowest setting, trying to chat with a few of the stallions standing around the power racks that she was near
>More like flirting that talking, but, to your pride, the stallion's completely ignored her
>"--And, though Clean and Snatch's hypothesis might not be as tested as I would like, it seems to have some real--"
>Your nose scrunched up as you looked back down at Twilight for a half-second
>She was still talking?
>>27443664
>...Jesus Christ...
>Shaking your head, you looked over toward where you kept the weight balls and other, larger gym equipment
>Somehow, in the minute and a half since you looked at her, Pinkie had managed to make this... contraption out of medicine balls, logs, and two barbells
>You had no idea what the hell it was for but you didn't like that look in Pinkie's eyes...
>You didn't like it one little bit
>And from the looks of the other gym patrons they didn't like it all that much either
"Pinkie! Put that shit back where you found it!" you yelled from across the gym
>"Aw! But I was going to start the fire!"
"I'm going to light a fire under your ass if you screw up my gym equipment you little horse!"
>Almost everyone in the gym sighed in relief as Pinkie, with a disappointed groan, began to deconstruct the monstrosity that she had created
>...
>"--I know that Sheepish monks of the Highlands like to use the Bahamian method to relax the joints but--"
"Twilight, fuck up for a goddamn minute," you finally snapped, your nose scrunching up when you couldn't find the last pain in your ass that you had unwillingly let loose amongst your people
>Where the hell was Flutter--
>Oh, there she was
>Flutter-butter was laying on a mat near one of the only windows that you had in this big ass room
>The pegasus looked like she was attempting push ups, her widdle nose scrunched up in concentration as she tried to pick herself back up with both her hooves and her wings
>She wasn't really getting anywhere, more wiggling than anything else, but like Twilight she was trying
>Trying her little heart out
>You awed quietly
>Don't give up lil' Flutters...
>Someday you'll make it...
>You scratched your chin as you looked back down at Twilight, the only one who had decided to stretch with you
>To be fair neither of you had gotten all that much stretching done, what with Twilight and all of her fucking questions, but fuck it
>Time to throw this little horse to the lions
>The iron lions
>>27443689
"Alright, Twiggles, I think we got enough stretching done. Why don't you go and get the rest of your little buddies so we can start these lessons?"
>Twilight blinked
>"...But Anon, you still haven't answered any of my questi--thmp!"
"Go and get your friends before I pop a blood vessel, Spackle," you said, keeping your hand firmly clamped around her muzzle. "PLEASE."
>Jesus Zyzz Christ...
"Urgh!"
>Be Time Turner
>"HAH! One, two, thre. Breath, breath, breath. HAH! Push it! PUSH IT!"
>You were spending your Thursday morning participating in your third favorite activity: that being lifting heavy objects, usually of the metallic variety
"Hah! Big as a bear! BIG AS A BEAR! HAH!"
>At that moment you were on one of the many deadlifting platforms playing the most dangerous game of all
>The deadlifting game
"Hah! Get it up! GET. It. Up. COLT!"
>A puff of chalk hit you square in the face as you slammed a chalky hoof against your chest
>There was a thin sheen of sweat coating your body as you stood over what was soon going to be your new max
>You were also breathing pretty heavily, your eyes bugged out and your expression crazed
>Ever since you had woken up this morning you had been getting ready for this lift
>You had yourself a VERY hearty breakfast, you took a FAR more preworkout than the equine body could properly handle, and your bedazzled lifting belt looked REALLY good in this lighting
>You were ready
>...
>You were ready, and for some reason you could see EVERYTHING
>Dat preworkout tho'
>Growling to yourself, you got into position, gripping onto the bar as hard as you could
"Come on! COMEON! Comeoncomeoncomeoncomeoncomeoncomeoncomeon!"
>You jerked the bar, causing it to bend slightly as the weight resisted you
>Yeah...
>YEAH!
>This was just what you needed after a whole week of getting bugged by your mares about not making them breakfast in the morning anymore!
"Come one! Shark week! Red balloon! Alfalfa! Stingray!"
>>27443699
>What? Couldn't they make breakfast themselves?!
>You already made them lunch and dinner-- and did a FINE job of it thank you very much-- and didn't get so much as a thank you from ANY of them!
>You grunted again, a snarl on your face as you jerked at the bar
>Couldn't you just have a little time to yourself in the morning?
>Couldn't your mares get off their lazy flanks every once in a while and cook for themselves?
>You've seen them cook before; you KNOW that they can do it
>So was it too much to ask if they just made their OWN breakfast?
>Was that REALLY too much to ask?
>Was it?
>WAS IT?!
>[angry swole stallion noises]
>You took a deep breath, your dilated eyes staring at the small orange goblin from across the room, and you tighten up your body
>Thepre'sgotmejohnny.jpg
"HHHHAAAAAAAAA--"
>"Howdy, Turner!"
>Your roar of triumph turns into a yelp of surprise as somepony up and slaps you on the back
>The bar, which you had been griping so tightlyhow were you even doing that? You didn't even have hooves yo...slipped out of your hooves
>Your weight SLAMMED against the platform as you stumbled backward
>...
>The moment was gone
>YOU WERE ABOUT TO MAX OUT AND NOW THE MOMENT WAS GONE!
>THERE WAS NO BUCKING WAY THAT YOU WERE GOING TO BE ABLE TO GET IT UP NOW!"
>Gritting your teeth, you spun around to see who would be STUPID enough to interrupt somepony while they were in the middle of a lift; a lift that was VERY dangerous if not fully focused on it
>"Whoo howdy! That sure it a lotta weight! Are ya sure ya can pick something like that up?!"
>Your anger diminishes somewhat as you stare at the smiling, oblivious face of Applejack
"...Applejack?" you muttered, your nose scrunching up
>Applejack smiled that country smile of her's that her and her whole family were so, so good at
>>27443699(checked)
HE"S BACK!
>>27443724
>A smile that, even now, brought a bit of a smile to your face
>Not much of one, the bucking filly just RUINED your lift, but it was still there
>"Ah just wanted ta come 'ver and say hello since I saw ya over here, Turner," Applejack said, nudging you. "Big Mac also wanted me ta tell ya that he'd be more 'an happy ta go ta that wine thingy in Manehattan with ya, so I figured I'd mosey on over an' tell ya!"
>...
>Awesome!
>That meant--
>...Wait a minute...
>This filly darn near killed you over that?!
>Mac could have told you that himself later today!
>She didn't need to risk your SPINE over that!
>But
>BUT...
>You knew Applejack
>While she was a looker she didn't have all that much going on in the cute little noggin of her's
>She probably didn't even realize what she did to you, the country bumpkin that she was...
>100% mad reduced to 50% mad
"Well, that's great, Applejack, but--"
>"Hey, Turner! Watch this!"
>You turned your head to look back at your weight
>There, straining with all of her might to pick up the weight, was Rainbow Dash
>"Yeah... I'm gonna... lift this weight... so bucking... good!"
>A noise escaped Rainbow's throat that sounded almost like a pained whine, her wings desperately flapping
>She...
>She...
>She was going to REALLY hurt herself...
>You took a step back, concern coming to your face when you noticed how curled the pegasi's back was
>...
>Okay...
>>27443476
The biggest thing in writing is that you have to write for you. Anything that you choose to share with others is another story, and with that you'll have to endure apathy, criticism or acceptance. So in the latter case, all you can do is just post it and not give a fuck. Still, I hope you'll give it a shot here and post what you've written.
>>27443744
>First Applejack appears and now Rainbow?
>You don't remember seeing these fillies ever coming to this gym before...
"Um... Rainbow? Maybe you should take some of the weights off to warm up before you start lifting that much weight? You know, so you don't hurt yourself?"
>Seeing that she wasn't able to pick up the weight, Rainbow then tried her hoof at pushing the weight
>While the plates that you had on your bar were ROUND she seemed to be doing a VERY poor job of it
>Pegasi be light yo
>"Nah... I got... I bucking got... this," Rainbow grunted, pushing with all of her might. "I got this SO... bucking much..."
>...
>You stood there for a moment as a certain feeling began to overcome you
>You've never felt this feeling before, but, for some reason, it felt so so right
>Your ears perked up as you heard a whisper of a sound
>Something that only a chosen few could hearreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....
>"Normies,"you muttered, a feeling of utter and overpowering disgust filling you to the brim"Get out of my bucking gym.... REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>And that's when the screaming began
>>27443761
Alright, I'm done. Sorry these updates have been so short, I've been getting weird hours at work and I've have trouble finding time to write anything at all
>>27443476
Then the story was a complete success. Look at your observations: You didn't pace yourself correctly; not enough emphasis on detail; no clear direction. You wrote something you thought was good, you reviewed it, and identified the mistakes and errors you made. If you were to try writing again, you would be aware of the pitfalls you'd encountered before. It'll be better. People don't magically get good at writing, Anon. Like everything else, it takes time and practice to git gud. Feeling bad that you won't be as good as natural-born writers is like deciding never to play an instrument because of those one-in-a-million people who can play the violin by the time they're 3 years old.
>>27443588
>>sounds exactly like Applejack
North Dakota.
>>27443768
I can't help but think that most barbell exercise would leave a stallion very "exposed", sheath or not.
I was expecting one the mare to "discretely" glance at those doing bench press.
>>27443395
happy birthday anon
>>27443761
Is it normal to get pissed off and have ahard onreading this?
>>27444058
yes it is.
>>27444058
You're a Jojo fan so no.
>>27441732
YES
i love this story
>>27444219
Same. I look forward to it the way I look forward to Shuk's Venus Adventures story.
>>27443761
>> "Normies," you muttered, a feeling of utter and overpowering disgust filling you to the brim "Get out of my bucking gym.... REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Fucking kekd
>>27443761
>As a collective group, all the stallions descend and kick the shit out of the mares.
>The collective 'REEing' is so loud and shrill that in literally bursts the eardrums of the two pones they attack.
>The beta-pone uprising had begun.
>>27444399
No, it would be a beta pone uprising if it was MARES going crazy instead of the stallions.
Specifically the nerdy, doormat mares like Fluttershy, Marble Pie, Coco Pommel, or Moondancer.
>>27444581
Technically it would be more like those feminist rallies nowadays. Womyn shrieking so loud with their high-pitched, entitled, bitchy voices it physically hurts to here.
>>27444596
Wouldn't the stallions be more likely to do that in RGRE?
>>27443476
>It didn't seem obvious to the Anons that read it
By this, do you mean that most readers seemed to enjoy it? Because the worst thing a writefag can do is nuke a pastebin. Trying to find a story you read and enjoyed once, only for it to be gone later, sucks pretty hard.
Even as a tripfag, you're fairly anonymous around here. If the story was too cringey, you should just leave the pastebin, abandon your name for another, and learn from the experience.
>>27444642
Yes, they are. The stallions are REEing.
RGR: Women would be REEing.
>>27443476
Van Gogh didn't fucking draw masterpieces the day he came out of the pussy, and none of the writefags here wrote good greens here on their first try. Keep going. Most of us here only have an issue with grammar, anyways.
>>27444864
WRYY can apply to any gender. Stop WRYYshaming.
>Anon is tired of misunderstandings and differences in showing affection between humans and ponies
>e.g. (put a waifu_name here) trying to eat flowers which he gives to her, while he cannot understand the purpose of chest tufts and why is his pony embarrased of public cuddles
>He tried to talk with her about every aspects and differences in the human and ponies culture, from courting to a standard relationships, as well as husband and wife responsibilities
>Forgot about rgre and thus did not specify roles in human relationships
>Mare now is trying for him to be the best husband for him. The most cliche and sitcomish husband ever, trying too hard to fit that role
>Anon frustrated and at the same time impressed by the among of efforts she puts into that
>For fun and to not disappoint marshmallow pone he is playing along
>Friends and neighbors find that situation odd even by pony standarts, but still happy for them
>Sometimes even behaving like "studio audience", laughing or d'aww'ing simultaneouslyBecause i wanna see some "rgre enough" family and slice of live...
>>27444980
God, please no. If this prompt actually happened I would puke.
>>27444980
>A prompt this long
Seems like you got this better than whatever writefag that's gonna make it. Why don't you?
>>27445006
Not enough knowledge of English to make that silly idea decent, sadly. Even if it doesn't look like that at the first glance
>>27445060
I'm a native English speaker, and you have less grammatical errors in that entire thing then I do in two sentence responses.
>Anon has no fur (bare skin showing off muscles)
>Anon wears clothes all the time (reserved for special occasions or intimate moments)
>Anon is unnaturally affectionate with ponies (public belly rubs and cuddles)
>Anon has pointed teeth and eats meat (griffons eat meat, but they have beaks)
>Anon was found in the Everfree (the only other meat-eating creatures there that aren't tamed are dangerous and unnatural)
>Ponies conclude that Anon is an incubus sent to Equestria from Tartarus to seduce mares and steal souls
>Some mares are surprisingly okay with that
>>27444980
"Rarity, does our lawn mower really need a magical racecar engine?"
>"Why, of course, dear. This little beast could clear a hoofball field in three seconds flat, and look just fabulous while doing so. Ohu huu huu huu!"
>>27445262
Oh goodness YES
RGRE is now basically "men are women; women are also women, but they're SMUG women". I can't remember the last time I saw a mare acting like a dad on TV. I'll suck your dickno homoif you write dad-mares!RGRE.
>>27445300
Where do you live? I'm willing to give you five paragraphs for two dick-suckings.
>>27445321
Too far away. I'll write erotic dick-sucking green if you write dad-mare stories.
>>27445321
This seems like a raw deal. One dick sucking is worth more than 2.5 paragraphs. I would argue for 6 or 8 paragraphs for the two suckings, depending on the quality of blowjob.
>>27445779
What's the average cost of a blowjob? If it's more than ten dollars, then I expect an hour's worth of solid writing per sack-emptying.
>page 7
I won't let this thread die with the last post being some asshole asking about the price of bjs
>>27446337
>Thinking a thread will die just by getting to page 7.
What do you think this place is, some kind of fast board like /b/ or /pol/? We're alright until around page 9.
>>27446382
>"Who do you think we are; popular?"
I'm never going to be one of the cool kids, am I?
>>27440375
bump
>>27446337
RGRE has been going on for 100+ threads and there all linked.
We are Immortal.
>"I'll get big. I'll get strong. I'll never be a victim again."
Fuck it. I've taken 2 bottles for my birthday and I'm gonna try cranking some short oneshot and see if my second ever attempt at stupid writefagging is any better. I'll be writing this as I post so I hope you don't mind the gap between posts.
>You wake up to another calm day and the sweet smell of fresh flowers drifting in through the window.
>The blinding light finds its way through the curtains and into the room, revealing specks of dust floating around.
>The bird song sweetly serenades you to rise from your bed and get ready for the day.
>Except one singer wasn't quite a bird.
>You are Anonymous in Reversed Gender Roles Equestria.
>And this little pegasus by the name of Fluttershy has been by your side, serenading you at every chance that she's got.
>You look out your window and spy Fluttershy looking up at you with expectant eyes.
>She's flanked by numerous birds of different shapes and sizes, obviously talked into helping Fluttershy sing a song.
>"Oh Anon, did you like this song? I even brought my friends to help me sing for you. So, what do you say, Anon? Would you go out on a date with me?"
>You exhale through your nose and stare at the little birdpon.
>She tries and tries to garner your attention to accept a proposal to try one date.
>Where other mares gave up, you were surprised to find her coming back with another way to impress you.
>You gotta admire the determination she has to take you out on a date.
>And you can't say it didn't help her build her confidence just enough.
>You chuckle to yourself.
"Tell me, Flutters. If I go out with you on a date, would you stop trying to impress me?"
>"Oh, um, w-well if you enjoy the first date, we could have a second one, b-but only if you do enjoy the first one."
>Screw it, it would help you get some peace and quiet.
>The pegasus looks at you with expectant eyes once more.
"Sure, Shy. I'll try one date."
>>27447348
I've changed my mind and decided that the short oneshot would just end there.Bully me pls, I don't really feel anything anymore.
>>27447260
>Bulk Biceps is confronted by a group of mares after a long day at the gym
>Facing flashbacks, he turns around and tries to fly away.
>Much like the FIRST time he was accosted by a group of aggressive mares, his wings were too small to allow him to fly.
>He panics and can't do much (other than to cry) to fight against the unicorn mares when they hold him down and spread his legs.
>Bad end.
>>27447407
It's cool. I enjoyed it while it lasted.
>>27447414
>Luckily for him, he's outside Anon's gym
>Anon hears his favorite customer screaming
>Grabs a dumbbell and bashes one mare's skull in
>The others scatter
>Anon brings him inside for a protein shake andhot, sweaty gay sex
>>27447495
Bashes her clit so hard it swells into a dick and balls, erasing her cunt and teats at the same time. Because magic.
>>27447610
masculanisation? i like it.
>>27447610
And then every genderbender anime trope happened.
>>27447610
>clit crushed between dumbbells
http://pastebin.com/DCpkuwED
Because I felt like it, and alcohol.
>You and Big Mac would look back at those next few days at Sweet Apple Acres as some of the best of your lives.
>It was more than just the thrill of sex that made it special, though admittedly there was a lot of that.
>And it was admittedly pretty incredible once you located her cache of "Mare's Mare" magazine back issues and chucked them in the fireplace.
>The ones with the muscular mares on the cover who were simultaneously building a fire, chopping wood, and rescuing their colt from a raging gorilla.
>Seriously, who came up with that advice column? "To REALLY get your colt going, use your teeth to flick his sensitive fringulum."
>Not even gonna start on that shit.
>For you, it was about really discovering who Mac was underneath that layer of perpetual silence he had worn for so long.
>Back when "she" really was a "he" to you.
>For her, it was really much the same.
>She had no idea who she was.
>As far as you can tell, she really did internalize her facade as a colt.
>Needless to say, she's been trying VERY hard to make up for lost time.The spirit is willing, but the flesh is soft and spongy!
>This brings you up to today.
>It's the end of heat week, and apart from a few brave (or foolish) mares wandering onto the farm to find the illusive Apple-colt you two have been relatively isolated.
>Not that either of you minds.
>You found an old hammock in the closet sometime earlier in the week, and the two of you have been snoozing in it for the past hour or so.
>She insisted on being the 'saddle.' You could tell it was a pride thing, having her hooves wrapped around her mate protectively.
>Unfortunately tiny horse is tiny and she's basically just latched herself onto your upper half, which made it really difficult to get into the hammock and positioned properly.
>Still, we suffer for those we love.
>And she wasted no time in telling you that she loved you.
>>27448018
>You feel a familiar moist feeling on the top of your scalp. Mac's drooling again.
>She likes to bury her face in your hair whenever you sleep together for some reason. Maybe it's some kinda dominance thingy, being the partner whose sleeping position is "above" the other one.
>Idly you shift beneath her hooves, turning around to face her.
>She squirms a bit, grasping anxiously in her sleep for you before you manage to pull her into a mutual embrace.
>A shared smile passes between the two of you, and she pecks you lightly on the lips.
>Yawning, you catch a glimpse of your wrist watch.
>Roughly 1-ish.
>Come to think of it...
"Hey Mac?" You ask, prodding her gently.
>She yawns, and nuzzles into your neck.
>"Mhmm." She replies.
"Applejack and the rest are gone just for heat week, right?"
>She shifts a little bit, and opens her eyes to look at you.
>Straight expression, giving away nothing. Just like Mac.
>"Eeyup."
>Looking over your shoulder, you peer out towards the farm house.
"We uh...we had sex on a LOT of places in there..." You can see her smirking out the corner of your eye, "and no offense, but the place stinks up to high heaven."
>You can see her expression sink, her brow furrowing and face turning to a slight frown.
"Plus there was that bit where you got a little too excited when we were roleplaying 'Daring Doo in Darkest Zebrica,' when you tried to 'mark me with your--'"
>Mac groans loudly and covers her face with both hooves, her ears folded squarely onto her head.
>"Please...don't..."
>You feel your cheeks heat up and see the same from her, turning yourself away in embarrassment.
"Y-yeah, we were gonna forget that one..."
>An awkward silence lingers between the two of you before she manages to speak.
>Your hand finds itself idly scratching her head, and she gradually leans into it.
>"Can't."
>You turn back towards her, head cocked.
"Can't...?"
>"Can't..." She says, sitting up. "Too sunk in."
>...
>>27448047
>You'd been out draining ye olde cider press, and she'd caught a glimpse of your 'drain.'
>Never before, and never again, will you see Mac that angry.
>Looking over towards the horizon, you can see smoke from Ponyville's chimneys rising up in the distance.
>They can't still all be out of whack, can they?
>Heat weeks practically over by this point. Either they've gotten it out of their systems, or they've gotten something IN their systems.
>Sitting up, you wrap your arms around Mac's withers, your feet touching the ground.
"Gotta have that first date thingy eventually, right?"
>That gets a smile out of her.
Set up for further Shenanigans. Hope people still remember this story...
>>27448082
DISREGARD! DISREGARD INCOMPLETE
>...
"I'm willing to bet they make cleaning products SPECIFICALLY for heat smell, don't they?"
>Mac nods apprehensively.
>"None on the farm."
>You were about to speak up, but Mac preempts you.
>"Ah'm not leavin' ya here alone on the farm. Not after last time."
>That's probably the most syllables you've head out of Mac this entire conversation.
>Two days ago a VERY erratic and frazzled looking Carrot Top had wandered onto the farm.
>You'd been out draining ye olde cider press, and she'd caught a glimpse of your 'drain.'
>Never before, and never again, will you see Mac that angry.
>Looking over towards the horizon, you can see smoke from Ponyville's chimneys rising up in the distance.
>They can't still all be out of whack, can they?
>Heat weeks practically over by this point. Either they've gotten it out of their systems, or they've gotten something IN their systems.
>Sitting up, you wrap your arms around Mac's withers, your feet touching the ground.
"Gotta have that first date thingy eventually, right?"
>That gets a smile out of her.
>>27448089
The time of the Apples return draws near.
How many Tacos can Anon punt?
Can Anon bring himself to punt Granny Smith?
Find out next time snippet updates this story.
>>27447495
>He was no mare when he stepped into the temple of the Swole Father, nor was he entirely a stallion.
>Not since he had had his masculine virtue stolen out from underneath him.
>It had been that theft of his precious virginal stem that ended his arranged herd, before even the vows and dowries had been exchanged.
>He knew he was damaged goods from the beginning.
>No colt with small, fragile, and worthless wings could expect to sire strong foals, could he?
>And that's all he'd ever been, a blank sire with no cutie mark to his unusual name.
>Alone, he had stumbled upon the Church of Iron.
>Where Anon had found a lump of clay, there was soon to be something much more than mare or stallion.
>A man, the likes of which Swolefather Zeus could look upon with, and know that his creations had done right by the gods' mighty creed of lifting.
>Where Bulk Biceps had found a friend, a confidant, and a protective gaze amidst a great litany of grunts and howls, Anon found a true bro, lifting buddy, and super submissive partner who needed to be 'the mare' at all times because of considerable amounts of trauma that played perfectly into his befuzzled human gender roles.
>>27448089
Pretty fucking sick, bro. I'm supes happy to see you back with fem-mac
>>27447407
it doesn't matter, but I hope you feel better.
>>27448603
>>27447451
>2 replies
I'll try harder next time senpais. Maybe when I try writing while drunk again.
Reminder than little ponies are the best cuddlers and that there's nothing more satisfying to a pony that a good petting and scratching, and a preening if they are a pegasus/alicorn.
>>27448089
AND WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
>>27448910
I want to cuddle and preen my little pegasus mare.
>>27443761
I wonder why no stallion has been booted to the curb for such a drastic change.
How long will mares be fine with their stallion turned cowfaggot?
>"I can't do this anymore Carrot."
Oh here we go.
>You are Carrot Cake
>FUARKED Disciple of the Church of Iron.
>"No, I was fine with you working out, I was even fine with you having some extra confidence, you were happy and I loved that you were."
>"But now this alien colt cult-"
The Church of Iron is just a name, we aren't act-
>"Is having an effect on our children."
How, Pound just started he isn't even doing dead lifts yet?
>"Our son is picking fights at school."
There is nothing wrong with our son knowing how to defend himself!
>"Our SON is PICKING FIGHTS at SCHOOL!"
He is defending himself against bullies!
>"HE IS THE BULLY CARROT!"
>Your wife sighs and calms herself.
>"Its been 5 years since you've joined that gym, and I don't recognize ANY of us anymore."
>"Pumpkin used to be a boistrous filly and now she makes Fluttershy look like a manticore."
>"Pound used to giggle about what fillies were trying to win his heart, now he beats on filly and colt alike."
Cup, calm down, they're just growing up. You remember being at that age, right?
>You wrap your mare up in a hug, giving her a squeeze.
>This always calms Cup down when she gets like this.
>Probably just excess energy.
>Mombod as fuck.
>"I used to be a mare."
You're still the mare I love, that hasn't changed.
>"I used to handle the counter, now I'm in the kitchen, I used to handle the taxes now I'm buying groceries, I used to negotiate expansions and now I'm pushed aside while my HUSBAND pounds his chest and 'takes care of it'!"
>"I USED TO BE A MARE DAMMIT!"
>Hugging isn't working, move to plan B.
>...
>THERE IS NO PLAN B
>HUGGING IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FAILSAFE!
>>27449042
Rainbow Dash has a pretty fat butt for a pegasus, specially considering how fast she is.Is a pony's magical power stored in their butts?Makes sense, considering their cutie marks are in there.
>>27449288
OH WAIT.
THAT'S WHY MAGIC STOPPED WORKING IN AMOEBAS' STORY WHEN ANON SLAPPED TWILIGHT'S BUTT.
HOW COULD I NOT SEE IT UNTIL NOW.
>>27449282
>"When I decided to marry you and be monogamous with you because of your farming roots, I was fine with it."
>This is for real isn't it.
>"I was fine because I was marrying the most wonderful stallion in the world, who would help nurture our foals, and be my partner in everything."
>This isn't just some brushoff lecture.
>"I was gaining an equal without equal, so being monogamous was such a small price it was laughable."
>She isn't just going to go to bed angry this time.
>"I didn't sign up to marry a mare, especially a mare who thought herself my better, and damn sure not a mare who was ok with our foals being violent. Son or daughter."
>This isn't going to be fixed with a minute in the sack is it?
>"I don't want to end everything, but I have to leave. Tell the children I'm scouting bakery locations."
Cup, please.
>"I love you Carrot Cake, but you just aren't the stallion I married anymore."
>She is actually going, the love of your life the herd mare who went mono just for you.
>"I'll be in Philly with my sister, send Top if you need anything. I want to be able to fix this, Carrot."
>And just like that your Cup of Elysium is gone.
>Just because you lifted.
>Well buck her.
>You don't need her.
>You're strong now.
>Stronger than you've ever been.
>You could lift the oven with one foreleg, you're so strong.
>You're so strong that it feels like there is actually someone else there, as you hug yourself and cry.Hey its Popped, I didn't bail my motherboard just shorted out. Fucking Asus. I'll have new shit as soon as it gets out of the shop, holding on to hope that my HDD can be saved.
>>27449420
Please no, anyone but the Cakes
Don't do this to me
>>27449317
No shit.-DA
>>27449420
>Asus
>Not Lenovo Thinkpad
>>27449420
Good end. Carrot acts like he's never had a breakup with a needy bitch before.
>>27449420
No, fuck you.
>After crying yourself to sleep you head out as soon as you wake up.
>You tell Anon what happened, still sobbing your eyes out.
>He just looks you over and smiles.
>"I'll help you out, bro."
>He introduces you to a mare who doesn't care that you lift.
>You, Anon, and her work out your problems with Pound bullying other foals.
>You love your wife.
>She won't blame you for her children growing up.
>Nor will she abandon you because of your lifestyle.
>You feel happy.
Meanwhile:
>You are Cup Cake.
>Pinkie stopped throwing you parties.
>You never found love again.
>You died alone.
>In your final moments you regretted leaving your husband and children.
>Your final moments were spent just staring.
>Staring at a picture of him, his new mare, and THEIR children, including Pound and Pumpkin.
>They found happiness.
>You just wish you didn't throw away yours.
>The End.
>>27449743
Sad.
>>27449743
>Oh yeah and you die after eating a five-layer chocolate cake like the fat fucking dyel you are
>The end.
>>27449847
Even more sad.
>>27449539
Oh, how I wish I could scratch that princessly scalp, rub the royal bottom andC U D D L E.
>>27450106
Chop her bottom off.
>>27450106
your debased fetishes disgust me Anon.
>>27448221
Moore.
>>27449743
>>27449847
Oh yeah! Fuck you!
>The mare only wanted you for your successful business.
>Catching you on the rebound when you were most vulnerable.
>She didn't blame you for your children growing up weird because she didn't care about them.
>Your kids were made fun of throughout their entire childhood.
>Pumpkin drew ever inward, and has moved back to the family farm, where Carrot Top tries to undo the damage you unintentionally did.
>Pound continued to lash out with the power of his gains until he ended up on the wrong side of the ponice.
>He only has 3 years left on his sentence.
>Chocolate Cake and Creme Cake are doing well
>Both earth ponies!
>Weird how they have a faded stripe pattern.
>But Cheese Cake swears that she has zebras on her father's side of the family.
>That makes sense.
>Right?
Meanwhile:
>You are Pinkie Pie
>Your life is miserable
>Carrot Cake let his lifting run his life until it took away everything he used to love.
>He still lifts.
>You still bake
>You don't throw parties for Cup because you don't throw any parties anymore.
>You wish Anon didn't turn all of the stallions into cowfaggot mares.
>More and more divorces were happening.
>No more anniversaries.
>Birthdays being thrown by competing parents hoping for a little more of their child's love.
>Ponyville hasn't broken out into song in years.
>You still like Anon.
>He is a good friend.
>You just wish he didn't go full Zyzz
>Whoever that is.
Bonus:
>You are Cup Cake.
>And you're not dead.
>Yay!
>But after the heart attack you became serious about your health.
>You lifted just like your husb- ex-husband does.
>Only you didn't let it turn you into a total minotaur.
>You live a long
>Only it wasn't happy because Carrot never cared about you.
>You just wanted to cool off some because of how much everything had changed.
>He moved on to another mare the day after you left
>You lost the love of your life
>Who never loved you
There is no happiness to be found here!
Only crushing despair!
>>27449743
Except no straight mare wants to be with any of them because they're not dykes.
>>27450696
Honestly, I'm kinda expecting one of the real princesses to just have that gym put to the torch when they find out about this nonsense.
>>27450839
> Anon's stallions are ready to fight for their gym
> Celestia was the greatest lifter of Equestria when younger
> RGRE version of this fight happen : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byOw4AYd7-8
>>27443768
The whole through, I'm imagining the SIR comics...
>>27451225
Moar
>Wake up
>Get breakfast
>Go online
>Check RGRE
>"Fuck you! Everyone died alone, miserable, cucked, or some combination there-of!"
>Decide to go back to sleep
This isn't worth waking up to, Anons.
>>27451312
I know. What the fuck.
>>27451312
>Be Anon in Equestria.
>All the ponies are various kinds of undead.
>Apparently there was another human here before and he accidentally caused a tantrum spiral or something.
>But because death a shit, they didn't stay dead.
>They're undead instead.
>This has some consequences though.
>Since Celestia is now a vampire, she's stopped bringing the sun out for the daytime.
>Now she puts it up for the night instead, next to the moon.
>Fluttershy is a skeleton pony now, and is scared of herself.
>Rarity the FABULOUS lich made her a pony-costume that she now wears all the time
>Rarity's Phylactery is a strapon, darling.
>Twilight is a ghost pony and mostly haunts the library, busy reading like usual.
>Pinkie Pie is some kind of robot.
>You don't quite get why she's a robot, but that doesn't stop her being one.
>You're still getting over your aversion to necrophilia
>Delicious delicious xenophilia will break down that wall soon enough though
>A ghost blowjob does sound kinda nice
>>27451365
The Fabulous Dead.
>>27449657
>Carrot acts like he's never lost his wife and possibly his children just for being an autistic dickhead for years.
FTFY
>>27451365
At least Applejack survived
>>27451512
She turned into the perfect undead for a background pony like her. A zombie. One who does nothing but buck apples and her bother.
>>27451552
Wasn't in the original prompt, so poo on you
>>27451575
>All the ponies are various kinds of undead.
>All the ponies
Applejack confirmed for not actually a pony!I bet she's actually a very tall breezie
>>27451575
Thank you for visualizing my mortality, Anon. I was trying to do well, eating better and staying positive, but now I think I'm going to order some pizza and think about all the time I've waste in my life.
>>27451552
Incest laws don't apply to the undead. It's like how they got the dog to play basketball in Air Bud.
>>27451679
Or a changeling.
>>27451698
Or a Diamond Dog, we haven't had many of those lately.
>>27451679
Hold it!
Wait a minute you dummie!
You claim all ponies are undead but that Pinkie Pie is a robot
But robots are not undead
Is Pinkie not a pony too?
So which is it?
>>27451746
Pinkie Pie is Pinkie Pie.
>>27451365
What about Rainbow cunt and Apples
>>27450696
>True Equality of the sexes killed society.
Gee I wonder where you drew that source material.
>>27451751
Are you saying she's not a pony?
>>27451763
Rainbow is one of those leathery flyey ones that aren't vampires.
Or maybe she's a pyramid head
>>27451767
Pinkie Pie is Pinkie Pie.
>>27451779
Durnk, you are quite literally seemingly on every general at once- and you post pretty much all day, from 12am all the way around.
>>27451779
Answer the question Mr. Drunk Anon
Is she or isn't she a pony?
It's a simple question
I know her name but she isnt a different species from the others she even has sisters and parents
>>27451792
It's always 12 am somewhere.
>>27451793
Pinkie Pie is Pinkie Pie.
>>27451763
Applebloom is one of those wheeley skellingtons.
>>27451807
see>>27451767
>>27451746
>Is Pinkie not a pony too?
No, she's a robot. I thought we've established this.
>>27451834
But he said all ponies are undead
Are you calling robots undead?
>>27451838
They're not alive.
>>27451855
Being undead implies once living
>>27451861
Pinkie is a robobrain.
>>27451838
>>27451855
Does this unit have a soul?
>>27451870
But that means she's still alive
Kinda like how one with an artificial heart isn't dead
>>27451872
Does a rock have a soul?
>>27451575
Reminder that you are asleep for a third of this time, and expected to be working at a job for another third
>>27451765
>equality
>not stallions becoming roided out mares
>>27451879
>>27451891
Answer the question
>>27451899
THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS
>>27451902
Show me where on the rock where there are four lights
>>27451903
There, there, there and there.
>>27451935
Where, where, where and where?
>>27451935
Like I said, there. Are you blind? There, there, and there also. It stands out.
>Be Anon in Equestria
>New pony is in town today
>Pinkie Pie's sister Maud
>She's some sort of magic fossil golem thing
>"Hello, you must be Anonymous."
"Yes I am."
>"Please don't kill us again, dying ruined my dress. It was inconvenient."
"I'll try not to."
>"Thank you."
>She continues on past your house, glancing at your "Keep out you fucking ponies" sign for a moment.
>And not once interfering with your property.
>This pony you like.
>>27451999
>Anon hires golem Maud as a bouncer/security for his home.
>>27451870
>Pinkie is a robobrainI'm reading that comic, too
>>27451999
Not RGRE enough.
>>27452114
>>27452137
It isn't thought.
It isn't RGRE at all.
>>27452169 heh. 69.
yes it isnt a thought at all.
>>27451552
Hey!
>>27450696
>>27449847
>>27449743
>>27449420
>>27449282
Fuck all this shit
>Cheese Cake divorced Carrot for a younger, hotter stallion.
>Carrot realizes that he should have tried to compromise with Cup Cake all those years ago
>Pound Cake stopped lifting as much in prison after some self reflection and wants to turn his life around when he gets out
>Chocolate and Creme Cake hate their mom as well as their stepdad
>Even if Carrot isn't their biological father, he still loved them
>Cup Cake and Carrot accidentally meet at the gym.
>They talk about what went wrong in their relationship and decide to give it another try
>Carrot returns to his family's farm to try and repair his relationship with Pumpkin
>Pinkie, seeing what's happening, hatches a plan.
>When Pound Cake gets out of prison, Pinkie throws him a Welcome Home Party complete with his newly reunited family
>It took some hard lessons, but they're together again.
>Anon realizes that making stallions overly aggressive is a bad idea if it causes all this relationship trouble, and tones it down in his gym.
>And everyone lived happily ever after
>The End
>>27452431
booo
>>27452431
>Anon not doubling down on his gym and pumping out the sickest cunts in the universe
Pleb
>>27452461
>wanting the Cakes to remain miserable
They don't deserve that
>>27452479
>24
>not wanting the cakes to be miserable
your simply not edgy enough anon.
>>27452549
i have no idea were that 24 came from. didnt mean to type that.
>>27452549
>>27452556
I thought this thread hated edgyness?
>>27452431
>Good end after realizing that everyone had a lot to learn after taking the easy way out leaves them even more broken
Just according to kekaiku.
>>27449550Posting from a Lenovo, actually. But all my stories are on that Asus.
Seriously I have like three unposted chapters to my current stories on that fucking computer.
>>27452578
we do, im jokeing and trying to talk to someone. even i it makes me sound retarded in the process.
>>27452556
>I want to have sex with my own mother
>not wanting the cakes to be miserable
your simply not edgy enough anon.
Oh goodness where did that thing about my mother come from?! I didn't meant to type that.
>>27451738
Agreed. ALL the diamond dogs.
>>27452591
How is this according to keikaku?
>>27452597
what are you on about anon.
>>27452602
>Diamond dog infiltrates Ponyville by posing as a pet
>Doesn't bark; actually speaks the words "bark" and "woof"
>"HUNGRY PUPPY NOISES"
>>"Aww, does somebody want his kibble
>"WOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARK"
>>27452614
I'm implying that you slipped up and included some personal information. It sometimes happens when doing greentext, which is second-person and makes the reader take the place of the character ("you do this"; "you do that")
>>27452610
>write open ended story with a bittersweet ending
>know that herd-loving loving family fetishizing RGRE would not stand for anything other than a good end
>let escalation shitposting make a worse end then my own
>let hero end shitposting with perfect end.
>channel fanfic writing Aizen.
Plan doori.
>>27452630
ah, ok.
and non of that was personal info, im an edgy faggot in real life and i let it out freely, and im not 24, im 26. just felt like i had to correct that for some reason.
>You are Anon
>And what the shit is going on here
>There's a bunch of ponies laying around outside of LaP's gym, scribbling on sheets of paper
>Every once in a while one of them will run over to another pone, show them the paper, and get them crying
>. . .
>Wait, you know these pones
"Hey!"
>They all turn to look at you in unison
>That will NEVER not be creepy
"You do realize this isn't a Pony Fitness gym, right?"
>They look up at the Iron Church, then back at you
>"Oooooohhhh-"
>Damn horses
>You make your way into the gym, grabbing the first long, stick-like objectthat isn't your dick
"G'won! Git! Your gym's down the hill on the right-"
>You start shooing them away to the sounds of much protest
>Time to break out the big guns
"I heard they're starting a vroomba class soon! Won't that be nice - to play pretend racecart drivers?"
>Some of the more reluctant ones get up on their own and scurry off to the 'gym' to register
>. . .
>LaP owes you a free shake for this shit or something
>You start picking up the ....crude drawings
>It's just pictures of the cakes with rain clouds and daggers and tiny skulls around them
>They all have frowny faces too
>And what looks like a shipping chart....
>huh.
>>27452651
So you basically just tricked us into writing a story for you?
>>27452670
Just 2/3s of one.
Any of you fucks can be a writefag, you just need to believe in yourselves.I don't know if anything other than the outlines of my stories survived my PC shitting itself, and I haven't been able to post in a month.
Let me have my fun.
>>27452706
>implying I don't writefag but just do it anonymouslyThat sucks man. Hope you get your stuff back
Surprisingly I enjoyed this brief interludes into despair. It's kinda nice seeing these sort of consequences happen to ponies.
>>27452706So you don't enjoy your usual stuff?
>>27452731
I've only been able to read on my phone until I got this laptop, then I had to save up more to afford getting my motherboard replaced. There is a chance they'll have to format my HDD, having it done my pros so there is a chance to save it.
>>27452932
Super spoilers if I don't make it, because I know losing a ton of work can kill motivation.
You've been warnedMost of my stories will have a bittersweet ending or resolution. Not every girl makes it into the herd, Anon may not escape coliseum life, maybe the half-breed child doesn't come out healthy, maybe there isn't a magical cure for Huntington's after all and the artifact is a hoax.
I try anyway since I'm a sensitive faggot that can't stand to see cute pones hurt without a light at the end of the tunnel.
Next part is just vague enough to not be my outlines.
I'd post this on my pasttebin, but my passwords are a random set of numbers and letters that was saved on my PC so I can't get to it.
Serious shit ahead.>ALB There was a Spike chapter done, that entails his conversation with Rares while Anon was fapping in the basement. There is not hope for him. Anon can impregnate everything in Equestria, but a reaction with a certain species makes him gunshy about staying in Equestria. He compromises.
>BB&F Ponies that have seen Anon fight seriously don't want him out of the arena, with good fucking reason. M6 wants him out on varying degrees, with Twi falling on one end because he just savaged her brother, RD on the other since he earned his freedom, and Rarity square in the middle because she is pragmatic and has a bit of a plan for the proven fighter.
>>27453150
2/2
Continue huge spoiler dump, read at own peril.>Unannounced thing I was working on - Liar in Equestria - Typical AiE except Anon has his little sister (Target Demo? Femanon?) is the one into ponies. Anon is trying desperately to keep them out of the loonie bin or dungeons because of his sister having fangasms and wanting to dump her knowledge of the upcoming season. Takes place after S4 Might be prose. Been through a ton of rewrites, lowest chance of happening
>Other unannounced RGRE thing - No title - Busting into song in Equestria is an indicator that a being has some harmony magic within them showing. Even villains that sing have a chance to be reformed on the side of good since they have the capacity of harmony within them. Only two sapient beings in the history of Equestria have never broken into song.
Tirek, and Anon. Twilight, Rare, and Ponk, are insistent that Anon is good, given their experience with him, but everyone else sees too many simulates with Tirek including the human torso to see them as unrelated and calls for him to be put in Tartarus.
Thin line between Love and Mates - Rarity and Anon hit it off on their date, there are a few afterword with Twilight giving worse and worse advice that seems to be golden since Rarity's dates go swimmingly time and again. Frustration and guilt catch up to her and Twilight confesses that she was the reason Rarity's love life has been so shit.
That's all you're getting because since it was the most recent thing I worked on I could probably rewrite the chapter.
I've already bought an external HD so this shit doesn't happen again.
Ok blog over, you may now continue writing about sick cunts.
>"Anon, I know you've had your eye on Flurry Heart, but... I talked with Shining, and we decided... She's my cocksock now."
>Wiggling into Anon’s arms you try to find a more comfortable position and hide your shame that leaks onto the ground.
>Buuuuck, you really don’t want to explain this to Anon…
>As you walk Anon adjusts his hands on you to wrap you in one arm with his frog on your rump!
>You’re sure that you look as red as one of the apples from the farm now.
“A-Anon, you can let me down!”
>”No way Bloom, your sister would kill me if I made you walk all the way back when your sick.”
>More likely she kill you for making a colt carry you all the way to Sweet Apple Acres.
“Really! It’s fine, you don’t have to go ou-”
>A small boop to your nose stops your arguement and you look past the hoof spider up to Anon’s eyes.
>”Bloom relax, I’m taking you to bed and that’s final.”
>That is so lewd!
>These kinds of things only happen in Big Mac’s picture books!
>...
>NOT THAT YOU WOULD KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT NO MA’AM!
>>27453406
>Hearing the crunch of gravel underneath you look round to see the apple trees in sight.
>The farmhouse is just ahead and Anon is STILL carrying you.
“W-well can you at least let me walk in the house?”
>You can feel Anon sigh underneath you, but you use the secret ability of puppy dog eyes at him!
>It’s unmarely to even use this trick now that your older, but darn it desperate times call for desperate measures!
>Anon jerks and squeezes you tightly, making you fear that it didn’t work!
>Great now he’s going to be mad at you for bein-
>Why is he putting you down?!
>”Fine, just don’t do that eye thing of yours alright?”
>Beaming up at him you nod before clamping your traitor tail down as it tries to wave the flag.
>Trotting inside you call out to the family, “Applejack! BIg Mac! Granny! I’m back!”
>”Applebloom? Isn’t your scout thing still goin’ on?” Comes the hearty voice of your sister from the stairs “Stars and garters Bloom, you could have warned a mare that ya’ll had company over! I’d have made myself decent.”
>Tilting your head at your sister you soon spot what’s making her so nervous.
>”I don’t mind Applejack, you look rather pretty without your ponytail.”
>”Ah, uh...Ah suppose, ahem, what brings you and Bloom over then?” Applejack, one of the marelest mares you know is refusing to look Anon in the eye.
>What in the buck is even going on?
>And why do you feel the need to rub against Anon?
>Shaking off the urges you catch Anon say, “-sick, so I brought her home before it got worse.”
>Applejack kneels down to take a closer look at you before her nose suddenly wrinkles and your blush jumps hosts to your sister.
>>27453413
>”AHahahah! WEll uh, that sure was mighty kind of Anon, you go on ahead and do your Anon things while I take care of Bloom here!”
>”Applejack? Are you alright?”
>Applejack continues to grin wildly as she brings her hoof around you and drags you behind her.
“Hey!”
>A small glare is sent your way before Applejack answers Anon with that too wide smile on her face, “Yep! Fine as peaches even! So you scurry on home while I fix Applebloom up here ya hear?”
>Anon nods his head and starts to walk towards the door only to stop, “Wait, Applejack?”
>Freezing in place Applejack turns her head back, “Yeah?”
>”In all my times since I’ve been here I’ve /never/ heard you use a food metaphor that isn’t apple related...are you getting sick as well?”
>Applejack scrunches hard as she levels another glare at you.
>You just put your hooves up mouthing you didn’t do nothing!
>Through the sisterly bond of apples you can tell Applejack doesn’t believe you for a minute.
>”Applejack?”
>Sighing Applejack responds, “It’s fine Anon, Ah’m not getting sick, just frazzled recently, but it ain’t nothing you’re going to be able to fix.”
>”Are you sure I can’t?”
>Hearing that low rumble makes you cross your legs imagining him holding you down and…
>Fiddle sticks you need more research material, Applejack’s Play Colt is just a bunch of words!
“He c-”
>Suddenly hoof to the gut!
>>27453422
>As you try to recover Applejack does another bout of laughter, “Ahaha, well thanks for the thought Anon, but you really should go now.”
>Kneeling down rubbing your gut you watch as Applejack buries her head into Anon’s side pushing him out the house.
>”Are you sure th-”
>”Yes Anon! I am sure, thank you for bringing Bloom home!”
>Giving a last bump to Anon’s rear, unf, Applejack closes the door and leans against it with a sigh.
>You take the time to skedaddle as you know how your sister gets when she’s frazzled and it’s your fault.
>You had only taken a step before the stairs betray you with a creak.
>”Applebloom!”
>Fiddle sticks…
>”What in the wide world of Equestria was that all about?! You come home with that colt smelling like you're in heat and your scent all over him! I thought I raised you better than that!”
“It’s not like that at all!”
>Applejack squints her eyes at you as she comes closer, “Is that so? Well then missy, how about you explain it to me then?”
>Going over what happened at the scout class you make sure to omit the dare.
>Applejack eyes you with a shrewd glance and hums, “You’re not telling me everything Bloom, I can feel it in my gut…”
>Damn those harmony honesty powers!
>Never let you get away with anything!
>Sighing you are about to spill all the details before Applejack draws you into a hug?
