>MY GOD THIS IS INCREDIBLE.
>IS MOTHER'S DAY!
>YOU ARE CELESTIA!
>YOU ARE A MOM!
>Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
>At the moment you come out of your rooms, ready to start the day.
>You cannot help having a little pep in your step.
>It is already morning, but seeing as maids work his, that must mean your child is already working.
>Already working and this early, just like his mother!
>Coming to the kitchen, you take your favorite mug and are on your way to the royal coffee.
>Ready for your surprise!
>eeeeeee-
-crash-
>Ceramic pieces go flying everywhere.
>It cannot be.
>Turning to your right, you realize that your cup imploded.
>Parts of your magic are still holding the cup shattered.
>Good.
>By directing your steps, you walk into your cup storage.
>Opening the shelf to discover ...
>A small box with a ribbon on it.
>Levitating it to you, also a small note above it.
>Your heart is more than cheerful.
>This is your baby's gift for you.
>No more waiting, you take the letter and begin gamely to read.
"Beloved mother
I wanted to give you flowers, but then discovered that you ate them
>You cannot help it, they were Moon Sparkles.
>Your weakness.
>Still remember as he weep for that fact.
>You cannot stand to see your baby mourn.
Then I wanted to give you a meal, but I'm not a good cook
>The eggs were a bit salty and charred.
>But intention accounts.
>You swear that to this day, have something stuck between your teeth.
Pass through the stage of stylist and then I discovered the magic of hair
>That day was funny
>His skin turned to a bright rainbow color
>He had to wear sunglasses to sleep for 2 weeks
>>27438466
And finally, I wanted to make a party, and we know how it ended.
>BUCKING PINKAMINA DIANA PIE!
>DAMN HER AND HER LICORICED PASTRY !
>Delicious, mouth watering, alcoholic and extremely big pastry !
>All you remember is the dawn next to your child the next day
>A spell of deep nap and one million napkins served to clean up lipstick
>Trying to remove your flush, continuous reading
But now I have taken another approach,
Working with you, I discovered several things
and thanks to them, achieve devise a good gift.
I hope you like it.
Love, Anon.
P.S. There are cake in the refrigerator and coffee is freshly ground
>Opening your gift, discover something.
>You've always wanted to show off.
>I think today, today is the day you start.
---
Trippy_Shippy:
http://pastebin.com/45xcRavp
Crimson:
http://pastebin.com/u/Crimson_King
Blue Feather:
http://pastebin.com/u/Blue_Featherpen
AfterHours:
http://pastebin.com/u/AfterHours
SomeFag:
http://pastebin.com/u/ViolinPlayer
---
Celestia unbirths Anonymous:
http://pastebin.com/u/Unbirthusiast
Freud would be proud: (CYOA)
http://pastebin.com/Mrc8pccP
Celestia breastfeeds:
http://pastebin.com/50rWTY4E
Ten years
http://pastebin.com/TJRYLcwM
>>27438466
Momlestia Archive
Every time I look at you anon, all I see is a foal in need of a mother.
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/18634110/
Misc. Threads before they were numbered:
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/18720076/
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/18822963/
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/18863855/
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19007684/
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19070626/
#5 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19209388/
#6 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19237477/
#7 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19285044/
#8 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19390548/
#9 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19479388/
#10 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19583100/
#11 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19687089/
#12 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19827068/
#13 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19947205/
#14 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/20111754/
#15 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/20473339/
#16 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/20629973/
#17 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/20790596/
#18 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/20978531/
#19 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/21360623/
#20 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/21620837/
#20.1 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/21639886/
#21 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/21986248/
#22 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/22650134/
#23 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23100597/
#24 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23432726/
#23 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23503970/
#24 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23701855/
#24 Take 2 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23905846/
#25 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24411666/
#26 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25089054/
#26.1 Nightmare Night https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25247204/
#27 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25679302/
#28 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25808368/
#29 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26189238/
#30
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26696513
#31 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26818287
>"YOUR TIME SPENT DAYDREAMING ABOUT PRINCE ANONYMOUS FINGER FUCKING YOU THROUGH YOUR PRETTY PINK PANTIES ARE OVER, PRIVATE SPARKLE!"
>>27438466
#32
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/27147743/
Momlestia (Motherly Celestia stories, writefags and others) Archive V2
Writer names and general pastebins are greentexted.
[NSFW] marks explicit material: incest, lactation, unbirthing, etc.
Some stories might be unfinished.
Some stories contain >nohooves.
Enjoy.
>Trippy_Shippy (http://pastebin.com/u/Trippy_Shippy)
Change of view - Ded http://pastebin.com/45xcRavp
Forgiveness to end my pain http://pastebin.com/bAUG8RnS
>Crimson (http://pastebin.com/u/Crimson_King)
Bathtime http://pastebin.com/ndbKQ6y2
Celestia and BabyAnon http://pastebin.com/gzWVHUGi
Momlestia [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/6FAnBYyH
Mommy Issues http://pastebin.com/0TrELSqs
Safe in Her Womb [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/E2fvUYuB
Milk of The Sun [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/gGyQRDQt
Milk of The Sun II [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/kD8xEmc1
>Blue Feather (http://pastebin.com/u/Blue_Featherpen)
Good Morning Sunshine http://pastebin.com/Rtr6VwJM
>AfterHours (http://pastebin.com/u/AfterHours)
Ten Years http://pastebin.com/TJRYLcwM
Chrysalis: Kidnapped http://pastebin.com/XvD076Gt
Ten Years: Bedtime http://pastebin.com/pi9DmLAD
Ten Years: Sick http://pastebin.com/yigHazpS
Gala http://pastebin.com/hcZLUefZ
Ten Years: Mother's Day http://pastebin.com/ChZyyDRB
>SomeFag (http://pastebin.com/u/ViolinPlayer)
Memories Of Anon http://pastebin.com/02YCRFN7
>Unbirthusiast (http://pastebin.com/u/Unbirthusiast)
Celestia unbirths Anonymous [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/GzC2VR09
>Freud would be proud [NSFW] (CYOA) (unknown author)
http://pastebin.com/Mrc8pccP
>JazzTeeth
A Gift from the Sun [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/50rWTY4E
>LoreLove (http://pastebin.com/u/lorelove)
Celestia Wrestles Anon [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/fz1BGava
Celestia, Luna, and Anon Try Yoga [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/fg2rKuVf
Celestia and Anon Shop Clothes [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/C8DnvwBw
>F#cked up Oedipal HumanXCelestia Unbirth [NSFW] (unknown author)
http://pastebin.com/zsRTzrUN
>>27438532
Now you get to experience it for real.
>"Anonymous, sweetie, not at the table."
>'D-don't stop, Nephew!'
Does she spank her son?
>>27438944
>tfw hispanic
>tfw grew up making that face after mom whooped my assI'm upliking your ebin 9gag meemee, my dude.
>>27438944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1PK4qYzNkI
>"Anonymous, my son..."
>"Have fun, sweetheart! Mommy's going to find parking and she'll join you soon!"
>You and your friends clamber out of the car with all your beach gear
>"Don't miss me too much k?"
>You stick your head in the drivers side window and kiss her on the cheek
>"K, love you, mom."
>Turning back around you find your friends expressions in various states of disbelief and euphoria
>"..What? I love my mom, alright?"
>'Y-your mom's hot, dude.'>"I know."
Hey guys, how was mother's day to you?
I've discovered that i didn't know my mother like i though and she didn't know me that well.
We both when to play an actual videogame that she though was sexy and wanted to play with dad alone.
Too shy to play on her own
Go to my departmet
MFW NO QT 3.1416 IN HOME
HFW NO QT GRANDSONS PLAYING AROUND HER
We start to play
She bought Catherine.
Bored to death.
Then i showed her Ride to Hell: Retribution
I get slapped the shit out of me.
Called me a pervert
Got yelled
When home
Next day
recive a call from dad
Ask to help him with some new things
He is not home, he left a letter
He asked to make everything installed, working and loaded to try a new thing that mom sugested
The game.
Ride to Hell: Retribution
Done suppose anyone can edit this to be celestia. Maybe change the words to son's trophy
>"Oh sunshine, weren't your auntie and I positively evil?"
>'Again, I think the two of you may be confused as to what that word means.'
>"Nephew, surely you witnessed the aghast expressions and heard the lamentable cries of the public?"
>'Auntie, that was them laughing at the two of you.'
>"..Laughing in terror, correct?"
>You could waste breath explaining to them that making ice cream cones bigger and raising the sun later isn't exactly evil
>But the two of them deserve to have fun
>"Yes, Auntie, out of laughter. Shit, you and mom were scarier than an ice cream sundae with no cherry."
>"OH MY WORD, ANONYMOUS, DON'T EVEN JOKE LIKE THAT."
>"Or whip cream, mom."
>"ZOUNDS, NEPHEW, DO NOT SPEAK OF THIS DEVILRY ANY FURTHER!"
>>27440042
>Momlestia will never let you put your dick between her bikini clad tits while as she laying down on a towel on a sunny day
>She will never look down from her sunglasses and unhook her bikini to make it easier "Can you make it fast sweetie? Mommy is trying to get a tan. Oh and please don't get it on my glasses it took a long time to clean it last time."
>You will never start pushing your dick up between her breasts. You will never feel how warm and squishy they are between your member.
>Mom will never sneak a lick when you get close to her mouth.
>After 5 minutes you start to feel the familiar pressure and you tell her that you are close.
>She will never take off her sunglasses and say points towards her nose.
>"Right here honey" she says with a delicate smile.
>You will never shoot your baby goo on your royal mother's face.
>She will never put her sunglasses back on while your cum is on her face.
>"Don't worry sweetie I will take a shower after my tan. Also, I think your aunt needs back massage~~"
>>27440339
A Sunday with no Cherry or whipped cream isn't a Sunday. It's just ice cream sitting in a bowl. I'm just happy we live in a world where such horror didn't exist.
Also raising the sun late. So in other words daylight savings time?
>>27440339
Question. I know it's canon that celestia had to use the elements of harmony to banish Luna becuase she was evil. That's why celestia hair is the way it is. So does that mean that Luna became good in this universe? What was her good versions name?
>>27440354
>>27440381
>raising the sun so late
She thinks letting ponies sleep in is evil because it's going to make them late.
>"40 CAKES, ANONYMOUS!"
>'Mom, this is ridiculous, you're not having a midlife crisis.'
>"G'night, mom."
>'Mmm, you too, sunshine.'
>"Don't have too much fun in night court, Auntie."
>'We shall see thee upon the court's recess, nephew.'
>'NIGHT, ANON!'
>"Night, Condense."
>'G-goodnight, Anon.'
>"..Get out of my room, Twilight."
Style
bиmp
>>27438592
Some Anon last thread found 2 more links to add.
>RainbowWarrior0924 (http://pastebin.com/u/RainbowWarrior0924)
Nectar of the Goddess [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/XUDbjjE6
Milk and Honey [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/NJn2CtCi
Also, if we're going to stick with this version of the archive there's no need to post the old one first, since I included the old links too in the updated version.
As always, if you find other links that need to be added, just let me know. Eventually I'll be able to post it first and we'll have everything squeezed in one post.
>"Ooooh~"
>There goes your alarm
>Mom's dulcet tones
>You get out of bed and make your way to the window to see her outline against the rising sun
>"Oooooh~"
>You get ready to cover your ears
>Goddamnit, mom...>"SLOW RIDE, TAKE IT EAASY!"
AfterHours update when
>"Dude, you suck at this game."
>"Bruh you swallow at this game."
>Turndownforwhat.wav
>Knock knock
>"Yeah?"
>'Sweetie, it's mom.'
>"Come in."
>'How's the only man mommy needs in her lif-, Oh my word! I didn't know you had a friend over, where are my manners~'
>"More like where are your clothes, mom. C'mon, that's a party foul."
>Mom brings a hand to her mouth like that's the part she ought to be covering
>'Woops! Anyway, just wanted to let you boys know we ordered a pizza and it'll be here soon.'
>"Thanks, mom."
>You turn back to your friend
>"Moms, mirite?"
>"Y-you..y-your mom, dude."
>"Yeah, I know."
>"BRUH, Y-YOUR MOM, THOUGH, LIKE..DAMN."
>"YES, I KNOW, gosh.."
>>27443396
He's been pretty slow with his updates lately. I reckon he's got irl stuff to do.I'm ok with it though, I fear the day his story will come to an end
>"I'm a big bo-, I'm a man now, mom! I don't need to be carried!"
>'Mmm, no. Mommy loves carrying her sunshine around with her~'
>"Mom, please, I'm 30."
So is this a normal thing here on /mlp/?
>>27444170
Fuck off.
>>27444162
>Stop it mommy!!!
>shhh, my love, my horn is almost all the way in
>IT HUTS IT HURTS
>finished, now if you love mommy, you'll let it
stay in there for 10 minutes, or tomorrow it'll be 20.
>ok mommy
>>27444186
>>27444188
How's the epin summer vacay going, /r/bchan.
>>27444158
>when it's over
I try not to think about that.It might be the end of /mom/.
>"We shall be the coach of your hoofball team, Nephew!"
Are we seriously 9 fucking anons in here?
A few good men, I suppose.
>>27444740
Maybe.
>"Anonymous, sunshine, you've someone here to see you~"
https://derpiboo.ru/917020?scope=scpe146a761468f8b4cf39373839b87494ea93a5c62d
>"Anon, bro....t-this..this might sound weird, man, but like..I mean, j-just answer to the best of your abilities, dude."
>'Treehugger, what the fuck.'
>"DUDE."
>'....'
>"Has your mom NOW or at ANY point in time...ever been a pony?"
>Celestia and Luna are very VERY old and they tend to go a little bit crazy once every couple hundred years.
>"Anon, please just put up with them for a while. I can promise you citizenship and bits in the bank at the end of it all."
"When does it end? Has anyone ever escaped it?"
>"Well... let's just say that I wasn't ALWAYS her "dearest and most faithful student".
>Oh god, you're going to get diddled by a giant alabaster horse-god.
"What... exactly were you?"
>>"She was my cutest and most precious Twi-Twi"
>CHRIST
>oh god where did she come from?!
>Twilight's not looking much better; she looks awfully nervous right now.
>She's visibly sweating.
>"Oh! Oh, hello Celestia!"
>Celestia adorns a strict (yet somehow caring) expression; angry eyebrows and frowny face and all.
>>"Twi-Twi, what have we said about discussing the early days of our apprentiship?"
>Twilight looks like she's about to pee the carpet like a scared puppy.
>"N-no! Please don't put me in the time-out corner again!"
>Luna (AKA Mom #2) leaps into the scene, looking angrily at her sister.
>>>"Nopony puts Twilight in a corner!"
>>27446409
>>>"Tia, we've TALKED about discipline! The corner doesn't work for a reason."
>Celestia shushes Luna, glancing at you and Twilight worriedly.
>>"Luna, not in front of the foals!"
>You and Twilight share a look.
>This is going to be awful, isn't it.
Yo, found Trippy_Shippy's story "Linguistic Walls" on fimfiction and saw that the guy was making a sequel exclusively for the site, here's a link if your interested.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/329090/bridging-words
A LESSON LEARNED IN LIFE, KNOWN FROM THE DAWN OF TIME
RE-SPECT, TROT, WHAT DID YOU SAY?
RE-SPECT, TROT, ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?
>>27446704
>Beast beast beast number of the six!
>how was that sweetie?
F--fucking brutal mom
>>27446757
>go to iron mare-den concert
>mom is trying to dance with other mares and introduce them to you
>"Oh, you're cute! What's your name?"
>'Uhh, Nightshade Edgelord?'
>"Oooh, mysterious. I'm here with my son! ANONYMOUS, HONEY, OVER HERE! I FOUND A CUTE ONE!"
>>27446770
>"ANONYMOUS? ANONYMOUS!"
>"...."
>"ANON! ANON, SWEET-CHEEKS, WHERE ARE YOU?!"
>"...."
>"NONNY-WONNY! MY LITTLE RAY OF SUNSHINE, ARE YOU PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK WITH MOMMY?!"
>>27446841BRUH WHAT THE FUCK, I GOT SEPARATED FROM MY MOM AT THE MONTEREY BAY AQUARIUM WHEN I WAS A KID, SHIT IS NOT CASH.
>>27446841
>>27446870
Oh yeah I know that feel. When I was a little shit I got separated from my mom in a huge ass store; think it was walmart, but I don't really remember. They had to make an announcement for me and have an employee bring me up front. I was hiding in those fucking clothing racks, you know the ones.
>>27447257
>you know the ones
Dude, I grew up a bored ass hispanic kid getting dragged shopping everywhere with his mom & grandma. I KNOW.Also, t-that was back in the day when it was legal to beat your kids in public without people going OH MY WORD, ABUSE
Man, I went out to help with the groceries last week and we separated so that we'd get shit done twice as fast. We spent half an hour wandering the fucking grocery store looking for each other so that we could pay for the food and go home. Young or old, that shit's the worst.
>>27438466
do you mean Molestia.
>>27440354
Please write some more green. Preferably a whole story
>>27448024
Why do you fucking copy my filenames to the goddamn letter?
>>27448061
Why would someone do that to captain haddocks eyes and mouth? looks so fucked up
>>27440354
>"Ready."
>>27448758
time for butts
Think about it, man. There's a good chance /mom/ will end once AfterHours story is over.I'm running low on ideas to keep us from going bump general since the board moves so fast now.There might be enough of a combined interest to ressurrect the ponymom/oedipus general, though.
>>27449167
>Gosh you love the beach
>That crisp sea breeze, warm warm sun
>And oiling up your mom & aunt's butts
>Shit, if looks could kill
>You're all smiles right now, giving nods to beachgoers whose stare lingers too long
>"Now get our fronts, sweetie."
>"Do be dilligent, nephew, you know how the sun is murder upon our fair skin."
>>27449580
>her alarm goes off
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb1ZvUDvLDY starts playing
>>27449597
I'd say it's probably more like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYVBmEU-atw
>>27449932
>Anonymous enters the room rubbing sleep from his eyes clutching his macho man randy savage wrestling buddy
>"WHO DARES DISTURB THE MACHO KING FROM HIS BEAUTY SLEEP?!"
>[pomp & circumstance in the distance]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klGRVTTntoI
Celestia is in an important meeting with diplomats she starts feeding little Anon when he wanders in and as much experience the leaders have being professional the sight and sound of Anon under her flank makes it hard to focus as Celestia doesn't see an issue with it.
Theres my story idea if any one wants to wright it im going to bed
>>27450247
I think we've had one shots like that before.
Allmostideas are welcomed.
>Be Anon.
>Sitting in class, teacher going on about-
>"Will Anonymous please report to the Vice Principal's office immediately. Anonymous to the Vice Principal's office immediately, thank you."
>The P.A. box calls out.
>The rest of the class goes 'oooo' like you're in trouble.
>With a sigh you ignore them, gather your stuff and leave for your aunt's office.
>All the while wondering what you did.
>You arrive at her door and knock.
>"Anonymous?"
>Her voice calls out from behind the door.
"Yeah..."
>"Come in and close the door."
>You shrug and do as you're told.
>And she's standing there in her underwear.
"Uh... Aunt Luna? You're kinda... not dressed."
>"Yes, please allow me to explain. You see, your mother decided that during my afternoon nap she would play a prank on me and take my clothes."
"I can see that. So why did you call me?"
>"I need you to either go and get my clothes from your mother's office or get me some new clothes from somewhere. Needless to say I cannot remain like this."
>She gestures to herself.
>"If you decide to go out to get me some clothes, I will write you a pass so you can return home and get me something from there. However, the mall is closer. I would give you money of course."
>She gets her purse.
>"So will you help me?"
>>27451291
>No option for sexy time
NICE TRY CHANGLING!
>>27446841
>Jesus mom shut up!
>mfw
>>27451291
>Gives him money for clothes
>Goes to mall
>Can't decide which store has the right clothes for Auntie
>Settles on Frederick's of hollywood
>"H-here Auntie, I saw these and knew they were right for you."
>'We have long since sought a teddy for our wardrobe, nephew, many thanks.'
"The safeword is 'sunshine', sweetheart."
>"FUCK MY URETHRA PUSSY, SENSEI!"
>'Auntie, quit leaving your chinese comics lying around, you know how suggestible my mom is.'
>"Ohaiyo, Anonymous-kun, m-maybe you want to leave a deposit in my safe box?"
>'Can it wait til after breakfast?'
>"I WANT TO TASTE THE LEGENDARY PENIS THAT KILLED A WATER BUFFALO IN HIS HOMELAND!"
>>27452206
Oh the games anon and how's mother play
>>27451291
more?
>>27449932
Mother Hates having her sleep broken
>>27452695
H-hot.
>>27453213
>hfw you wake her up early
>mom is usually sunshine & smiles
>she prides herself on being very patient with all
>but the one thing she absofuckinglutely will not tolerate is getting less than a solid 8 hours
>>27453365
>Hi mom! Guess what? I peed in your Sunny D
>>27453449
>"AND YOU FORGOT ABOUT YOUR AUNTS?!"
>hey mom check out these babes I met at the club. They totally love my smile and personality
>m--mom..... Help
>>27453600
>"The blue ones virgina looks like tartarus, and the orange one told me I got a purty mouth."
>>27453729
Kek
>>27453729
>MOMMmm!!! Mmppph
Why doesn't she save her son?
>>27453600
This kind of gives me an idea about mom being especially selective and picky about whom she chooses to babysit Anon in her absence.
>"Sweetie, anypony in particular you like?"
>'..I like Miss Rarity, mommy. She's pretty.'
>"NO. WHORSE."
>'W-what about Miss Fleur, her and Mr. Pants are always nice to me.'
>"THAT COLT CUDDLER AND HIS SUGAR MARE? LIKE FUCK I WILL, ANONYMOUS."
>>27453785
OK fine, Prince Bluebood?
>>27453796
>"He's too busy"
Meanwhile
https://derpibooru.org/608043?scope=scpe80633f041723d309858727d587fe8d2786b87680
I want to see YoungAnon using Celestia's fluffy chest as a pillow while she's lying on her back.
Thinking about reading a story or three tomorrow night. Are there any stories with feels, sad, or funny stories worth reading?
>>27453826
Cousin cadence?
>>27454798
My two favorites are "good morning sunshine" by blue feather and "ten years" by afterhours. They both contain feels and cuteness. Afterhours wrote other stories, mostly short ones, that take place in the ten years setting. You can find everything in the archive.
>>27454852
How does she fits in here?
>>27455555
Shit man those quints
>>27452695
>EQC
>Luna and Celestia have found Anon's chinese hentais and are entertaining themselves by sharing with each other the most hilarious/engrish lines
>Luna accidentally presses the speaker button on her desk and her voice is heard through the entire school
>"FUCK MY URETHRA PUSSY, SENSEI"
>>27455555
Quints here
Y'all have to listen to me because I have quints! It's like being the tallest kid in class back in middle school.
>>27438466
boop
>"Care to join me sunshine."
"I don't know mom. I think I'm too big for that."
>She gasps and turns away.
>"My own son is too old to take a bath with his mother. I'm an embarrassment to him."
"I never said that. I literally mean that I think I'm too big for that. As in physically."
>She looks at you then at the tub.
>"Oh... I believe I see your point. I shall order a larger tub as soon as my bath is over."
>"Maybe even one large enough for three."
>You hear a voice say from the closet.
>You open the door and see Twilight inside, covered in towels.
"Twilight..."
>"What? Where? This isn't my closet. Oh, why hello Prince Anonymous."
>She says in mock surprise.
>You just turn and walk away.
"Enjoy your bath mom."
>As you leave, you catch part of their conversation.
>"You know, if you would have remained silent he might have gone for it."
>"I'm sorry, just the thought of a big bath with everypony- I couldn't help it."
>"It's alright Twilight. Now can you pass me my duckie please?"
>"Y-yes Princess."
>>27454852
>>27455136
>"I'M LIKE COUSIN OLIVER FROM THE BRAY-DY BUNCH!"
>>27457477
>Twilight peeping on Prince Anonymous
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW_9OGN4hEQ
>"Alright, Twilight, I'll help you, but mostly out of pity..I hate to think I'm somehow deceiving my son here."
>'T-thank you, Principal Celestia. I wouldn't say it's deceitful either, m-more like uh accidentally misleading.'
>"Knock knock, you wanted to see me, mom?"
>"Yes, c-come in, sweetheart. I wanted to ask you if you'd do me a favor and accompany Twilight on the freshman welcoming committee."
>"..Can I have a word please, mom- Twilight, would you please give us the room for a minute."
>"Sweetheart, please? For mommy?"
>Mommy
>Right in front of a grinning and sweaty Twilight
>"Fine, mom. I'll do it."
>"Thank you, my sunshine. Oh, h-here, take a ten so the two of you can stop by the snackbar if you get hungry."
>You roll your eyes and take the bill
>Mom winks at Twilight
>"Blaah fuck, alright, Twilight, let's go. Thanks for the ten, mom."
>"Have fun you tw-, I mean um do a good job!"
>"Alright, love you mom."
>'Heheh, alright Principal Celestia, thanks! Love you, mom!'
>You stop dead
>"...What the fuck."
>Mom sighs and brings her thumb & forefinger to the bridge of her nose
>"Twilight, WHY."
>"Night, mom."
Good Morning mom, getting ready to go to work.
The power from a part of a tower is getting installed.
Back in the late afternoon
Going to work bump. I'll try to get some green out on my break or when I get home.
ITT
>"We still on for the 'up in smoke tour', sweetie?"
>>27453785
>It's take your son to work day at Celestial Holdings & Acquisitions
>"Can mommy put you down so you can walk like a big boy?"
>'Mhhmm' You idly mumble with your head still on her shoulder playing with her hair
>"There's mommys big man. Let's go, sweetheart, I just know everyone will love you."
>The two of you begin walking through the bustling cubicle maze going to mom's office
>"Good morning, Ms. Celestia!" Her secretary Minuette chirps
>"Oh my word! Is this him, Anonymous? He's adorable!"
>You smile and hide behind your mom
>"Aww, there's no need to be bashful now." Mom says trying to coax you out from behind her
>Minuette leans down holding a sucker
>"Would you like one? There sugar free, ofcourse!"
>Hmm, candy without sugar? Eh, free is free, you think
>You wearily leave the safety of moms leg-fort and approach her to take the candy when you notice you can see down her shirt since she's leaned over
>She has a tattoo of a smiling tooth holding a flaming brush on her right tit
>You sieze the candy, giggling out a thank you and using your cuteness to your advantage as you turn around and hold your arms out for a hug
>"You are just so cute aren't you! He's so affectionate, Ms. Celestia."
>"Yes, my sunshine is definitely a hugger. Come now, Anonymous. Thank you, Minuette."
>The two of you start back on your walk
>"Good morning, Ms. Celestia, Young Mr. Anonymous."
>"Hello, Fleur. Anonymous, say hello to Ms. Dis Lee."
>You notice she's wearing nearly the same business 'casual' attire as mom, with a healthy amount of bust showing
>You put on a big smile and take her hand, planting a wet 6yr old kiss on it
>"Anonymous, silly." Mom playfully chides
>"Oh think nothing of it, Ms. Celestia, it's refreshing to see such a boy grow into a proper young gentleman."
>She leans down bringing her cleavage to eye level
>"Merci beaucoup, monsieur genre~" She says kissing your cheek
>>27461215
>Fleur walks away with a wave and a wink
>Your blushing like crazy touching your cheek where she kissed you
>"Hubba hubba, huh, sunshine?"
>Once again continuing on the way to moms office, you approach the hall where the rest of the high ranking chairs have their offices
>"..D-do any other prett-..nice ladies work here, mommy?"
>As if on cue, heads start poking out doors
>"Oh my gosh, Ms. Celestia, is that your son?"
>"Yes, Ms. Moondancer, this is my son, Anonymous."
>"Ms. Celestia brought her son?" Comes from another open door
>"Oh my gosh, yes, Lemon Hearts, Twinkle Shine, he's so cute!" Moondancer squees
>These stacked office hotties tower over you like amazons
>"Watch out girls, my sons a hugger."
>"And thats how Hescartes theorem functioned in regards to the basic laws of magic, Twilight."
>Purple dork
>Bitch u dont live here, stop hogging my mom and eating my oreos
>"Mommy?"
>'One moment, Twilight. Sweetie, mommy is in a tutoring session, can it wait?'
>"Oh..s-sure. I j-just wanted to show you something I drewed for you today.." You say, as you begin lowering your hand with the drawing in it
>Mom takes it from you and brings a hand to her mouth, her eyes glistening
>"Sweetie, it's wonderful. E-excuse me for a moment would you, Twilight, I need to frame this."
>"Luna! Look what Anonymous drew!"
>Now the real battle starts
>"..Don't you have a house of your own, Sparkle? You ever think of just maybe, STAYING there, sometimes?"
>"Your mother might think that little scribble was Moneigh Lisa material, but the further I progress, the less time she'll have for you."
>"It's cute you think that. Say, kiss your brother on the mouth, lately?"
>"W-what? IT'S NOT CREEPY, OK, HE'S MY BBBFF!"
>>27461904
Continue pls
>>27461904
I kind of want Anon to try and impress Twilight's family. Maybe alienate her from them and resent her spending all her time at the castle. He helps promote Shining Armor to captain of the guard, effectively buying his support. Making friends with Spike. And doing things with Velvet and Nightlight to make them appreciate him more than her. He finally picks a date when Twilight will be busy at school or something to take Celestia, Luna, and the rest of Twilight's family on a grand outing, leaving Twilight alone without her teacher or family.
>>27462565
Damn bruh, even I think that's cold.
>>27458984
What kind of faggot brings their bike indoors? There's mud on the tires.
>>27464031
>>27461215
>You wearily leave the safety of moms leg-fort and approach her to take the candy when you notice you can see down her shirt since she's leaned over
>She has a tattoo of a smiling tooth holding a flaming brush on her right tit
This not sure if my heart or my crotch has the stiffest boner right now
>>27464070
>Professor Oak did nothing wrong
>Build a wall between Kanto and Johto
I had some green typed out and treat to post, but the internet went out at my house so all I have is my phone. Hopefully it's back up by tomorrow.
>"Grrrr~ I'm like one of those mommy alligators that holds her babies in her teeth, sweetie."
>'..Please put me down, mom.'
>>27465687
cute
>>27465687
>You will never have a very large Celestia carry you around by the scruff of your shirt
>She will never take you with her everywhere she goes
>She will never declare war against the Yaks when they call you her "pet monkey"
>The Yaks will never get what they fucking deserve
>>27465724
>Anonymous goes to day court with her, tucked away sleeping in her mane
>Wakes up during a shouting match involving snobby nobles
>Climbs out her mane and up to her crown
>"HEY!"
>They all stop arguing
>'S-sorry, your highness, m-my apologies, prince anonymous. Please, Princess, you have the floor.'
>Mom looks up, smiling
>>27465724
>No yak genocide green
Anons, I feel like your disappointed father. I can be specific like that and call him disappointed, because you KNOW he is.
Hey everyone, it’s been a while. So where were we? When we last left Anon, he was trying to convince Discord to take him back home. The entire story, as always can be found here http://pastebin.com/TJRYLcwM
-Anon-
“Let me be your apple again.”
>He hums and seems to mull your proposal over while tapping a finger against his chin.
>Come on… come on…
>”Alright, I’ll do it.”
>Your eyes widen and you feel your heart skip a beat in excitement.
>You couldn’t keep the smile off your face if you wanted to.
>”But I feel I should let you know something first.”
>Your expression deflates.
>There’s always a catch isn’t there?
>He holds out his hand to you with the palm face up.
>In his hand, he has a small cartoonish looking version of himself with little cartoon monsters on both sides of it.
>”As you know, when the Elements of Harmony were used on me it turned me to stone. But what you might not know is that once that happened, it undid all my lovely chaos.”
>As he speaks, the little him turns to stone and the little monsters turn into normal animals.
>You look from his hand to his face, unsure exactly why he’s telling you this.
>He sees the confusion on your face and holds out his other hand.
>This one has cartoon versions of him, your mom, and you on it.
>”So that means if I bring you back and the elements are used on me again, everything I did with my magic would be undone.”
>The little him turns to stone again and the little you disappears with a ‘pop’ sound.
>The little cartoon version of your mother starts to cry, complete with exaggerated tears and the sound of a baby crying.
>”And you would find yourself back here.”
>He says gesturing to your apartment.
“But why would the elements be used on you? You said yourself that you’re reformed now.”
>”Oh I am, I am.”
>He tries to reassure you as a halo appears over his head.
>The halo flickers like an old neon sign and burns out.
>>27466777
>He looks up and taps it with a finger until it turns on again.
>”See?”
>He asks smiling.
>Your stoic face lets him know that you’re not in a joking mood.
>He snaps his fingers and the halo is gone.
>”Here’s the thing. While I am reformed, I still get bored easily. And when I get bored, I have a nasty habit of trying to entertain myself.”
>He looks at your table and snaps his fingers.
>A flash of light surrounds it and as the light fades you see it has a tongue hanging out of what you assume is its mouth.
>It barks at you and starts to walk away.
>You instinctively take a step away from it.
>Great, he turned your table into a super creepy dog.
>”See? I can’t help it.”
>With another snap of his fingers, your table returns to normal.
>”Your return will help alleviate my boredom, but I fear it will not completely stave off my need for chaos. I fear one day I might do something your mother feels would warrant using the elements on me again. Then I’d stone and you’d be gone.”
>He puts a hand to his forehead and falling backwards into a couch he just made appear.
>”I’m not sure I could live with myself if that were to happen.”
>He says, reminiscent of a bad soap opera actor.
>Wait a minute-
“You want me to be your insurance policy.”
>He stops his overacting and looks at you.
“You’re not worried about me ending up back here. You just want to save your hide. You want me to go to bat for you if you get out of line so you don’t end up a statue again.”
>His eyes narrow on you.
>”Oh, you are a smart one aren’t you?”
>All friendliness he had in his voice is gone.
>In a flash he disappears from in front of you and he seems to teleport behind you.
>”But that makes you all the more fun to play with. Just like your mother or Twilight, the smart ones always make the games more fun.”
>You quickly spin around to face him and step backwards, trying to keep some distance between the two of you.
>>27466800
>”Yes, you would be my trump card in case something were to happen. And I’ll be sure to constantly remind them and you of that every chance I get. So, do you still want me to take you back?”
>He asks holding out his hand for you to shake.
>”Of course, if you don’t want to take my deal… you could always just wait it out and try to get back on your own ten more years from now. The choice is yours.”
>He’s right.
>This is probably the only chance you’ll have to get back home apart from waiting another ten years.
>But if you do this, he’ll be essentially holding you ransom so he could do anything he wanted.
>On the other hand… it’s home.
>You slowly raise your hand up to his.
“I’m not going to lie. The offer is extremely tempting, and I want to go home.”
>He grins at you.
“But…”
>You lower your hand back down.
“You said you were watching me since I got back home, so you should know how I act. And if you think for a second that I wouldn’t tell the elements myself to use them against you, then you don’t know me at all.”
>He slowly lowers his hand as well, looking deep into your eyes.
“So take me back or don’t, it’s your call. I’ve waited ten years to get home, I can wait another ten. But if you do bring me back, I promise I will not be your puppet and dance to your tune.”
>He remains silent and keeps looking at you.
>A smile creeps onto his face.
>”That’s exactly what I hoped you’d say.”
>He’s taking this surprisingly well for basically telling him to go fuck himself.
>Then again, he is a master of chaos so this might be how he normally acts.
>But at the same time, he’s shown himself to be very intelligent and more than capable of thinking several steps ahead.
“I’m sorry, but you have me at a bit of a loss here.”
>>27466821
>”Oh my apologies, but I’ve heard that you can only truly judge a pony if they have lost everything. When they are at their lowest and have nothing else left to lose, then that’s when their true character shines the brightest.”
>He says, putting sunglasses on as you start to glow.
>You’re surprised to say the least, but since it doesn’t hurt you decide not to make a fuss.
>He claps his hands and you stop glowing.
>”I had to make sure that your moral resolve would stand firm if I brought you back. We don’t want anypony to be able to take advantage of a desperate prince do we?”
“So… this was just a test?”
>”Yes, and you passed my boy. You even get a sticker.”
>He pulls off a sticker from a sheet that wasn’t there a minute ago and puts it on your shirt.
>You pull the fabric so you can get a better look at it.
>It’s a picture of Applejack and it says ‘Way to Apple-ly yourself’ on it.
>You look up from it to him.
>”Oh, and you also get a return trip home. You know if you’re even interested in that at all.”
>He says matter-of-factly.
>Before you can react, he reaches up with his claw and literally rips a hole open in space and time in your living room.
>At least that’s what you think he did.
>You’ve never seen an interdimensional portal being made before.
>You’re in such awe by seeing this happen that you barely register even walking up to it.
>You look through the portal and see your room in the castle.
>”One other thing real quick, completely unrelated. What was that song you played for your mother the other day? Something about no mountain high enough.”
“You mean ‘Ain’t No Mountain High Enough’?”
>You answer not taking your eyes off the portal.
>”I suppose that makes sense then. Well you should probably get going. I’m going to see what this world has to offer.”
“What!?”
>You practically shout.
>”Did I say that out loud?”
>You feel him pushing you through the portal.
>>27466832
>”Don’t worry about me. I’ll catch up with you later, say his to your mother and Twilight for me.”
>You hear as you fall through the rift in space time.
>As much as you want to look at the inside of a worm hole, you’re starting to feel physically ill so you close your eyes.
>You continue to fall until inexplicably you feel your feet press against something and you feel like you’re standing.
>But weren’t you falling head first?
>You hear the ‘Ain’t No Mountain High Enough’ song playing in the background.
>Tentatively, you open your eyes and hope he sent you back home.
>You see your mother by your bed.
>Looking sad and dejected.
>”… Just call my name, I’ll be there in a hurry. You don’t have to worry.”
>”Oh Anon…”
“Mom.”
>You call out to her.
>She instantly moves her head to look at you.
>She has a unique expression on her face.
>It’s like she wants to be happy but also doesn’t.
>If you had to guess, you’d say it was almost cautious hope.
>”Please…”
>She whispers.
>”Please don’t be a dream.”
>She just says, all while standing motionless and looking at you.
>”Please be real...”
>You are feeling so much right now.
>You are overwhelmed to be home again, but extremely sad to hear your mother begging you to be real.
>These last few days must have really done a number on her.
>Tears start to form in your eyes and it’s getting harder to see straight.
>She needs you like she did the first night you came back.
>But you feel something else too.
>Something that you tied to bury deep down to protect yourself while growing up.
>You need her too.
>You run to her, throwing your arms around her and hold her as tight as you can.
“This isn’t a dream mom, I’m real, I promise. I’m back! I thought I lost you again, but I’m back!”
>You say between sobs.
>And if you can help it, you’ll never leave her again.
>You feel her wrap her forelegs around you and finally drape her wings around you as well.
>>27466837
>You always loved when she did that when you were younger.
>It made you feel loved, safe, and protected.
>It made you feel like your mother was holding you.
>And that’s exactly what’s been missing from your life for ten years.
>And you finally have it back again.
Sorry my updates have been sporadic and as always thank you for your patience. As someone said earlier I have a lot of stuff going in the real world and just haven’t had the time to write, let alone get onto the board here in a while. As I promised when I first started writing this story, so long as at least one person wanted to read what I wrote, I would continue to write. Thanks to that anonymous writefag who started this way back when, and I hope you don’t mind me expanding on what you started. This isn’t the last you’ve heard from Anon from the Ten Years universe, but I guarantee anything else I do will not be as long as this story. I’m working on a little post credit scene for the story and should have it up in a few days if everything goes smoothly. Thanks again for reading and I hope you enjoyed it.
Yay! Loved your story man
>it's over
Damn, bruh.
Fuckin killer story though, man.
Time to read Ten Years. I can already tell it's gonna be good.
>>27466845
Based AfterHours, keeping /mom/ alive for pretty much every month.
Maybe I'll start writing now. I dunno.
>tfw you're fucking sick
I really wish I had a momlestia to baby me right now.
>>27468348
What if it was the other way around.
>>27466845
Thanks, man.
>"..Oh you're fucking dead, Twiggles."
>Mom wakes up a short time later
>'M-my apologies, Twilight, I must've dozed off during our lessons.'
>Sees Twilight covered in shaming graffiti
>"I act like I own the place."
>"I draw on peoples moms while they sleep."
>"I'm a dork and I smell my own farts."
>'Twilight, what happened?'
>"Anonymous dwew on me and said it'd make me cute!"
Question, sonanons: If I were Celestia's new boyfriend, and you could plainly see that I was no good for her, but she wanted to make it work because she'd been single for so long, would you have the balls to say something?
>>27469147
Yes.
>>27466845
I can't believe it's actually over. Thanks man for keeping us company with your awesome story for almost 2 years (yes it started back in August 2014, I checked). I wasn't around here at that time, and your story is what got me into these threads. So thanks for that too, for I have found a lot of good greens here, although yours remains unsurpassed.
Notepad tells me that Ten Years is 58424 words long, and when copied in a MS Word documentfor enhanced reading experience and safekeeping in case of a worldwide catastropheit's 223 pages long. You have practically written a book.
Well, thanks again based AfterHours, I hope you'll stick around.
>>27438466
>No magic around the mug
Celestia confirmed psychic
>>27469483
>"GET DOWN, SWEETIE! YOUR AUNT AND I ARE HAVING A PSYCHIC BATTLE!"
>>27469535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22Tj_l4PcPs
>'Mom, c'mon, stop.'
>"Lalalala, I'm not touching youuu~"
>'That's real mature, mom.' You say not looking up from your work
>"OH? WHAT IS THIS? MERRIMENT AT HOOF AND THE VERY PRINCESS OF FUN WAS NOT NOTIFIED?"
>'God no, Auntie, please, tell my mom to s-'
>"LALALAL WE ART NOT MAKING CONTACT WITH THEE~"
>Now they're both shaking their asses centimeters from your face
>This is your thursday
>>27469824
sounds like a good thursday
>>27468509
What if it was, and KidAnon keeps trying his hardest to make his mom healthy again?
>>27470003
Make mommy feel better withhugs and cuddles
>>27470003
Would Celestia order her guards not to let her child into her room so he doesn't risk getting the same sickness she has?
>He refuses to listen to the guards, and keeps trying to break into his mother's room
>>27470108
>It isn't known wether alicorn sicknesses can infect other species
>Doctors insist if Anonymous wear a biohazard suit in his mothers chambers
>Mom performs an anti-gravity spell giving him weightlessness
>Bounces around mom's room doing spaceman things
>"*chh* Mom niner foxtrot, this is ..ray of sunshine, what is your status, over *chh*"
>"Oh, isn't that name I picked for you just darling, sweetheart?"
>"MOM YOU'RE SPOSED TO MAKE THE 'CHH' SOUND, WE'RE TALKING ON THE RADIO!"
>"Oh there's you and your Aunt at the zoo."
>"Here's all of us at Twilight's coronation."
>Mom turns the page
>"EGADS, SISTER, OUR BUDOIR PHOTOS?!"
>"Woops! Uh, h-hey, is that one of us at The Grand Canyon?"
>'G-GO BACK TO THAT OTHER PAGE, MOM.'
>>27471342forgot to mention the 3 of them are looking through their family photo album
>>27470131
lol cute
>"All done?"
>'Mhhm! Even my broccoli, mommy!'
>"That's my little ray, he's going to grow big and strong because he eats his greens. *ahem* LUNA."
>Meanwhile at the other end of the table, Auntie goes to town on sweets like a starving zebrican foal
>'Can I go play now, mommy?'
>"Ofcourse, sweetheart. The guards could use some conditioning exercises about now."
>Anonymous is a menacing sight to the mini soldier horses
>Flash Sentry is on the ground rocking back and fourth crying
>"DAMNIT, SENTRY, GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF! THIS IS WHAT WE TRAIN FOR!" Captain Armor shouts
>'HI, MR. ARMOR!, MR. SENTRY! YOU GUYS WANNA PLAY WITH ME?'
>Shining Armor steps forward, he's staring at a barrel chested 6'4 8 yr old
>"P-please, Your Highness, tickle me first and spare my men."
>>27472320
you gon get tickled boy
Ultimate story idea
Momlestia tries to be a good mom to CwC
>>27438466
>>27438478
wtf
Either this is a repost or I'm having serious deja vu
>>27466845
Thank you man, honestly from me to you, person to person, thanks. Such an amazing ride of happy, exciting, hopeless, depressed feels. Thanks
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.
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>That suspense when I was half expecting that last part to just be Anon's dream.
"Night, mom."
>>27472320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjTBRYL76Yo
GETTING READY TO GET BACK HOME.
LOVE ANON
SAY HI TO AUNTY.
"Mom, no, I'm a big boy now, and big boys aren't taken to school by their moms"
Fire cracker
>>27469147
>>27469173
>say something
>not do something
if you weren't raised to do the latter as a kneejerk reaction, you aren't Her son
>>27474639
I was going over some older mom threads, and someone said this all happened in Anon's head because he was shot on the alley before he even made it back. They thought he couldn't hear a mugger because he had his headphones on and then he was shot and died and this was all like the last season of lost.
>>27477988
>twas all a dream
Thankfully that someone was utterly wrong. Otherwise It'd have been literally worst ending ever
>>27476772
> that saddle and back view
I've never wanted to do a pony but dammit. My will is weakening
>>27478146
>back view
>My will is weakening
Lemme help you with that
>>27478226
Good citizenship 101
>>27478226
Eh. It's not subtle enough like the last picture. My power is returning
>"Oh Anonymous~"
>You hear her say in a sing-song voice, followed by a loud explosion.
>"Come out, come out wherever you are~"
>Another explosion is heard in the distance.
"I'm going out there."
>"Don't be ridiculous! She could kill you!"
>Your mom says distraught.
>Twilight went way crazy and magical earlier in the afternoon, and your mom, aunt, and a few students have been hiding from here ever since.
"Mom, she wants me. She's probably going to find me eventually. If I give myself up then maybe you and everyone else can get out of here."
>She wants to argue with you, but she knows you're right.
>You pull her into a hug and kiss her cheek.
"I love you mom."
>You do the same with your aunt.
>You stand and start walking towards the sounds of destruction.
>It didn't take long to find her.
"TWILIGHT!"
>She turns to face you and smiles a deep satusfied grin.
>"Oh, there you are my prince."
>You have no idea why she keeps calling you that.
>She saunters over to you and you prepare yourself for the worst.
>"Do you know how many times you've rejected my advances?"
"Um-"
>"159 times this school year, 432 this year, AND 4,753 times since I've known you!"
>Shit...
>She's been keeping score.
>It sounds really bad when you hear those numbers.
>Have you really rejected her that much?
>"But no more."
>She waves her hand and magic wraps around your body, holding you in place.
>"Now I have you right where I want you."
>She puts a hand on your shoulder.
>"I could destroy you and this school with a thought. But I'll give you one more chance. You just need to go on a date with me and everything will be fine."
"Okay, fine."
>"No, no, no. You need to ask me out."
"Alright... Twilight... will you go out with me?"
>She smiles big and wide, letting her magic fall from around you.
>"YES, YES, YES!"
>She starts skipping around.
>"Now we should start with dinner and a movie. But don't worry, I have a coupin book we can use so it doesn't cost to much."
>Goddamnit Twilight.
>>27479566
Wrong thread
>"Are you ready to open your presents sweetheart?"
>>27480195
>no hooves
Not to meme but if I wanted to look at human whores I'd watch porn. It's boring
>>27480259
Know the characters. Love the characters.
Makes all the difference in the world for me at least.
>>27480311
I respect your opinion and tastes. I've just grown tired of teasing human pictures. Once you porked a mound several times it becomes boring
>>27480195
same face
>>27478226
too much emphasis on her butt
>>27479566
Damn even as a superpowered demon she's a sperg
>>27469824
Now when bite your pussy I don't want to hear anything mother!
>>27469112
Fucking snitch! Bad twilight, looks like I'm gonna have to take you out back girl.
>>27481671
That's why we love her so much.
Or- we love what we turned her into. I think we stray further and further from canon with every thread we make here.
So why isn't there momlestia green?
>>27483494
AfterHours just finished it, dude.
Feel free to come up with ideas.
>>27466845
>>27467787
>>27468800
>>27469453
>>27474639
I'm not capable of wording this without sounding like a forced faggot, so I won't try:
This has been fantastic. I got into the /mom/ ride really late, as in winter of last year. But god fucking damn... This has been an amazing ride. It won't even put a bad taste in my mouth if this general dies out now.
The right to remember this is worth the pain.
Not really, i'm working on some green.
Please, i know i'm not AfterHours, but please, bear it with me.
When this ride ends, i don't want to regret nothing.
whe should do the same.
>>27484008
I will do the same when my sleep schedule is fixed. But for now, the simple fact of the matter is that I lack the mental capacity even to properly play a video game. Not a great influence on green production.
I'll try to put done green out later, but I need to catch some sleep because my job has me working the weekend shift because my boss hates me. Pic is a reminder for anyone who wants to write but thinks they won't be any good. Even just little green bumps or picture prompts would work. Sumner vacation prompts, getting kid Anon to eat his vegetables, Twilight being Twilight in different scenarios, things like that could all help start a new story. AfterHours started then Ten Years story because someone else started some green that was depressingly sad and he made a great story from it. So toss out ideas and let's see what could come from it.
Also he said he would write more Ten Years stuff but nothing as long. Not to sound pushy but I would like more of them after devoting so much time into reading about them. Maybe some more flashbacks to him and Celestia from before he left for the feels that you wrote so well or more of him interacting and trying to adapt to being home again. Just my opinion though, it's a good story and thanks for it if you decide you're done with it.
>>27483816
Different guy but are there any greens about mom taking everyday motherly thing and blowing then way out of proportion. For example, only raising the sun when anon is waking up. Making it hotter if he even mention it's slightly chilly. Throwing a kids parents in jail for attempted attack on the crown becuase their foal pushed anon into the mud. The list goes on
>>27479566
Is there a green of anything close to this?
>>27449580
>"Prince Blueblood, I want you to take a good look at my cup of coffee. Now, I LOVE my coffee. It's probably the only thing I cherish on this gods-forsaken mudball called Equestria. What I'm trying to say, Blueblood, is that you don't want to bother me until I've had a chance to get at least six of these things inside of me. Which will take about one hour--ONE. I don't want to see you, until at least one hour has passed and I can register a detectable pulse. Then, and only then, will I have the patience to listen to whatever penny-ante, low-grade personal problem you're about to bring to my attention, and I promise I will care about it as much as you do. In one hour. But should you bother me again before 59 minutes and 59 seconds have passed, I will strongly consider sending you to cosmic oneness with the Moon. So please, please, give me my hour. Just. One. Hour. One."
>>27485316
And then her son anon runs in and slaps the mug out of her magic grip. He didn't do it maliciously. He's just swinging the new sword she bought him.
How does dear celestia react?
>>27481633
My mind! Wait they're sisters so yea pic related
Anyone know when dad's coming home?
>>27485316
She smiles, laughs a bit at Anon's antics, asks if one of the maids might take him out of the room for a minute (maybe with a gentle swat to the butt if he's a little muley). And then...
>"Prince Blueblood?"
>"Yes, your highness?"
>"Basically....run."
>>27485337
See: >>27485357
I'm 'tarded this morning.
>>27485357
Ah my childhood. If I tried to talk to my parents before they've had their coffee i was given the most evil glare. But after they were loving as usual. I miss them
>>27485343
They're sisters. Not twins stupid
>>27486066
You don't know!
>>27484948
>"HEY, YOU!"
>'Me, Princess?'
>"D-D-D-DID I FUCKING STUTTER, JUNIOR?"
>'W-what'd I do, Your Highness?'
>"Oh don't give me that innocent act, you PURPOSELY chose to make my son the 'goose' in this game of yours."
>>27488522
Omg my sides.I need more
>>27488693
>"YOU DARE TAKE UP ARMS AGAINST THE PRINCE OF LIGHT AND SHADOW?"
>'IT'S A GAME, PRINCESS, A GAME!'
>"SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN AND SO YOU SHALL FALL!"
>Mom & Auntie go nanners
>Again
>>27488769
These make me smile
>>27488769
Next thing you know they'll arrest donut joe because his slushy gave anon brain freeze
>>27488903
>'Oooh, brainfreeze, ouch ouch ouch oh god why.'
>Mom's glare literally melts time and space, catching ponut joe in a spotlight of hellfire
>"ONE MMMILLION YEARS AUSCHWITZ!"
>>27488769
>>27488522
>Meanwhile
>>27453764
>>27453600
So what is Anon Penelope pitstop now?
>>27488950
God knows the drama that will occur in his dating years
see
>>27453569
>>27488953
>Wacky Races
>Mom & Anon would be Dastardly Dan & Muttley
>"No, I am not GIVING you another medal!"
>'I WISH CAPTAIN CAVEMAN WAS MY MOM!'
>>27444672
bitchin'
>>27484948
This sounds fucking amazing, literally only just found Momlestia, got any links?
>>27490892
>got any links
We have an archive, see >>27438592
Cleaning my own home.
Mom would be real proud if she find that we are responsible.
>>27492879
>"I want to thank you all for coming to my son's coronation."
>"He finally cleaned his room and has earned his wings."
>"Get the benadryl, sweetie, mommy's allergies are acting up."
>>27493599
Is that supposed to be the fat mare cosplaying as Celestia?
What sort of princely things would Momlestia train her son to do?
>>27494325
Allow foreign diplomats and nobles to leave Equestrian borders beforemurdering them brutally for insulting his mother in her court?
God, it'd feel so great to go predator on a griffin and strangle the cunt for Mom.
>>27494474
>griffin
brb killing self
Page 9 save. Come on guise
yus. still at work.
How would /mom/ feel if something like this happened?
>>27497411
remove twiggles
Bump
>>27497426
This
Looks like /sun/ will skip another week. Neat. No legit thread so the bait threads and shitposters thrive. Seriously, if we have to endure this shit every week maybe it's better to stop making those threads altogether.
How does anon handle being grounded and wanting to sneak out to go to a party.
>>27497673
I thought the same thing. There is another 'princess' thread on the catalog, though. It's got all 4 in the OP image but with /moon/ already up, we could use it as a default /sun/.
I've always imagined, if she were real, she'd have a body like Shay Fox or Lisa Ann
>>27498230
It won't do any good. People would bitch about a thread even if it's the regular one without the usual picture, or started by a different OP. It makes me wonder how we can possibly be this retarded.And I'm using "we", counting myself among the ranks of the retards because apparently I am retarded enough to care.
>"L-like Anon would even consider some done up beast of burden like yourself."
>"Please, my son wouldn't even give a >no hooves like you the time of day."
>>27499690
>"And I have one thing that you don't."
>"Horsesnuggles."
>>27438944
I hope so.
ill just be lurking here for the return of dad-sauron
>>27500840
>"Normie here, normie there..."
>"Hahah, fuck, Anonymous would love this."
>>27443176
Why do middle aged normies like that fucking song so much
>>27501304
>middle aged
>foghat
good question, dude. I mean shit, it's like they grew up with it or something.
guess we'll never know.
>>27457477
I want more bathtime with momlestia and I want it to end in sex and I want it now
>>27501380
Figure we might as well start ideas for greens now since AfterHours story is finished.
Don't know how productive our next thread will be.
>>27501249
I hope dad brings me more eflen whores.
My olds ones are getting boring.
>>27499690
Girls girls you're both bangable
>>27478226
I need an explicit version of this
>>27501323
Song is shit and I don't want to hear /mom/ talking about it
>tfw literally my mom and aunt sung the first two lines of it on the couch next to me
>tfw cant wake up
Do you guys ever think our moms think we are losers/failures or whatever for still being virgins?
>>27501490
>"Eyes up, Anonymous, the enemy isn't in there~"
>>27501553
Mines told me that as her first born, we have a very different relationship than what she has with my other siblings.
She's told me she's glad I haven't gotten anyone pregnant or been to jail.
I figure if any parent is sad that I'm a virginwizard, it'd be my dad.She deserved a better son but she got me.
