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>>27411861
Threads archive (minus #76 through #83, as well as the attempted 2.0): http://pastebin.com/iwyBswEf
We haven't seen a vertibird pone yet, have we?
>>27436697
bump from Planefag
>>27437828
Damn, no postin at night bump
So, anyways, yesterday I went out with family. We went golfing, I thought I'd get back home at a normal time but no, after that we went to see Civil War.
That being said, I want to destroy Blitz's ponut
>Thread has been up for 3 hours
>Only 2 posters
>6 posts two of which were bumps
>No new content contributed
>>27438565
Yeah, it's realy fucking bad because of the new episode coming out
>"There's a ton of cake in my exhaust vents. You can have it if you want."
How bad is the baneposting in these threads?
>>27439063
Not as bad as it used to be
Before bed bump
I should draw a plone tomorrow
Butt which one?
>>27439421
Do a starship.
>>27439063
It would be extremely annoying.
Plane ponies are da best.
>>27439421
Skybreaker pls
She deserves much more art than she has
bump because planes are neato
>>27439494
Very spacey
>>27440610
Very lewd
>>27442600
recharging batteries
>>27442994
Drone needs to charge
>>27443791
Charge this thread desu
>>27444414
Nice plane
Mind if I fly it?
>>27444433
Ask him.His body, his rulesDammit, that isn't funny. I suck at this.
>>27444583
His fuselage, his takeoff procedures?
>>27445159
Ask him.Am I a meme yet, Anon-kun?
>>27446475
Y-yes
Post your spirit plone.
>>27446766
I think it's just you and me in here, NI
>>27446786
Well shit. I guess they'll be back tomorrow.
>>27446989
I hope so...
>>27439421
I forgot I'm shit at drawing on my phone
Will a drawn-on-paper plone be good?
>>27447334
Sure
>>27447342
How much booty?
Still waiting for pic related.
>>27448535
Cute
She gonna have THICC hips
Goodnight, plone
>>27446766
>>27450234
Cute
>>27445632
Ayy my pic is still here
>>27451201
Saved it
Good art
>>27452719
I want to join the mile high club with Airliner
How is this number 84?
83 did not even go past 40 posts lel
>>27453516
J-just keep flying
>>27454109
This is why. Niggas only post once every hour. We get more people but no one wants to talk about anything. Just bump. We have a very awesome subject that we wont even talk about. Mechanics, aviation, and engineering to name a few. But lets not talk about that, lets bump and force content generators away.
>>27454282
Fuck
If only I knew anything worthwhile about aviation...
>>27455104
Looks stuff up. Maybe ask around here about basics "How would aerodynamics and/or thermodynamics work for a jet pony?"
>>27455153
I like to imagine Ground Control pony has a radio headset as part of his head and can have multiple conversations at once
>>27455235
Now that is interesting. What would they look like?
>>27455283
Like a regular pony, maybe wearing shades, but you get up close and he's got a microphone coming out of his ear and a small tower on his back
>>27455333
Now im thinking of pony ears with antenna or maybe small satellite dishes embedded in the body
>>27455423
I like it
What about airports?
Do plones have unique buildings or hangars?
How are they organized?
>>27456299
Like mini hangers as common homes or a large hanger for more public housing sort of thing?
>Com pony = Unicorn
>plone = Pegasus
>Tank pone = Earth
>>27456475
I think they'd have airport cities somehow
I'm not sure how they'd combine the two though
>>27457134
Like a normal city or a native city?
Cause I can't really see skyscrapers. But airstrips built into the side of a mountain or plateau I can see being more plausible
>>27457859
Airstrip cluster is built
A low, wide city forms radially around it
>>27459643
So destiny?
With the traveler and the city that forms around it?
>>27459677
Destiny?
>>27461057
Page 9 ain't fine
But dat aft is
>>27448118
Just enough. Not all of it, not too little.
>>27461603
Got that right.
>>27460309
>>27460309
Yeah, you know? The game where you play as some ninety-billion year old dude who for some reason has an American accent even though he was brought back to life in his car where he died just outside the Baikonur Cosmodrome, and you find and kill a wizard from the Moon?
>>27462008
Never played it
>>27461987
Wtf is this? How does a giant ball over the city work?
>>27463403
When you give her a smack on the booty too hard
[lewd aviation pun]
>>27465280
How do you think plone cites work?
>>27465509
No idea
Goodnight bump
>>27466314
A rare plone because I love this general more than sleep
>>27466865
Legs are bent wrong but cute
A-are we back online?
>>27466865
das qt
Drawing Skybreaker
Got a lewd pose that shows off her THICCness
Can't post pic because data on phone
>>27465509
One set of airfields, surrounded by a mish-mash of suburban sized homes and smallish apartment buldings, and skyscrapers and shit farther out.
>>27470170
This
Or clustered airfields scattered around
>>27470792
Just walked 40 mins in 90 degree weather to my flight lesson
Shittiest walk ever part of it was spent walking on the edge of a highway with cars flying by within two feet of me
>>27471084
Walk on the grass, its illegal in most places to be on the road.
>>27471084
Also, how'd the lesson go? See any plane crashes?
I only ask because I saw one my second lesson.
Got bored, checked out /b/ for shits and giggles. Won't do that again for a while.I'll be writing over the weekend
>>27471168
>Spend 15 minutes doing preflight and explaining it all to random kid who would be flying with us
>Finally get moving
>So excited
>Get out to taxiway, call ground control
>Get permission to taxi to runway
>Don't know how to get to runway
>"Anon where is your airport diagram?"
>Don't have it
>Instructor takes flight controls, turns plane around
>Calls ground and cancels taxiing
>Tells them I wasn't prepared
>Go back
>Park plane
>Get charged for 30 minutes of aircraft time and 30 minutes instructor time
>Apologize for wasting everyone's time
>Currently sitting at a window looking out over the airfield longingly
>>27472127
I'd be crying if I were a weaker man
$150 dollar down the goddamn drain
>>27472127
Shit, man. Sorry that happened to you.
>>27472516
Rage fuel
>>27472734
bump
>>27473553
From my last lesson
Plane pony domimates the upper atmosphere in their floating cities too high for a pegasus to reach
>>27474131
Like cradles from Armored core. This is now cannon to me.
pull up!
>>27476097
But don't pull out
>"Don't let them do this to me, Anon!"
post rare planeponies
>>27472127
Your instructor is an ass, or its policy, and everyone there is an ass. If you can, ask the tower for step by step instructions, because then you can just follow the signs and hope the instructor's okay with it.
>>27477599
>>27478000
Checked
Also, someone needs to draw smug plone.
>>27478317
This kills the plane
It's Movie Night!
Donnie Darko and The Thing, starting 4h from now. Feel free to join
https://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net:6660/?nick=Pony|?#mlpstreams
until then!
>>27474227
>Earth is connected to Equestria through the ozone layer
>Portal opens every two hundred years but we never had aircraft high enough to get to it
>Ozone layer becomes murky cloud that leads to ozone above Equestria
>All satellite transmissions stop
>Night sky becomes pitch black aside from moon and sun
>Scientists panicking
>Everything that enters the ozone layer disappears, no contact
>Send a brave team of whoever was willing to go up there
>>27479028
>"Guys..."
>"Why has our aircraft turned into a horse aircraft?"
>>27479270
>Meanwhile, the plane now has to deal with being an intelligent, rational being.
>>27479270
>"Guys..."
>"What?"
>"I wanna go back to earth."
>>27479279
>"OH DEAR GOD, I CAN THINK! WHERE AM I, WHAT AM I, WHO AM I? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
>"Plane horse, calm the fuck down, you are still flying in the ozone layer and we don't need you having a panic attack and plummeting towards the ground at terminal velocity?"
>"Aren't one of you guys the pilot though?"
>"Yes, but the controls, she is not working very well anymore, and by 'not working very well', I mean not at all."
>"WHAT!"
>"I pull on the stick and press buttons but nothing works. You must fly yourself, plane horse."
>"I don't know how to fly, I only just gained the ability to think at all! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK MOST OF MY BODY EVEN DOES OH GOD WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE AND ITS ALL GONNA BE MY FAULT!"
>"Well, shit."
>>27479422
Oh my god, that's great.
>>27479422
>It was around this point in time that the plones came to the rescue of our heroes.
>>27479422
OH SHIT
>>27479422
>>27479279
>>27479028
Good green ideas here
>Cancels my flight yesterday and charges me
>Shows up late today
I'm glad he's only a temporary instructor, he can barely speak english and is awful at thisCan any pilots here tell me, do you fly with one hand? He keeps telling me to only hold the yoke with one hand and if I put my other hand on the yoke he pulls back the throttle to idle in midair
Is it an actual thing or am I getting faulty instruction?
>>27480018
Yep.
We need a writefag.
>>27481256
then do it yourself
>>27480508
Got to fly
All is forgiven
>>27481389
>>27481256
I want to but I'm not ready to do worldbuilding
>>27481647
>worldbuilding
just imply you nigger.
Bump
>>27448535
This is one good looking plane, especially with the white underbelly. The twin tail booms should work nicely for pony legs.
>>27448535
Would she have a patch of some kind over one eye?
>>27483997
All proud, like she's superior to everyplone else. Beautiful.
>>27479744
>Plane Horse passes out from panic attack and death spiral.
>Also Plane Horse stops falling for some reason, leaving the crew alive, but they are unable to tell what is going on because nothing fucking works when Plane Horse is unconcious, including instrumentation.
>Even the fucking glass is all covered up from the outside by, like, plane horse eyelids or some shit.
>Plane Horse gets jostled around by unseen forces, forcing the crew to strap in and pray to god they don't die.
>Plane Horse awakens, the crew can finally see what the hell is going on.
>Plane Horse is underneath another plane horse and surrounded by other plane horses, all looking concerned at Plane Horse.
>Plane Horse Crew also sees this shit.
>Both Plane Horse and her crew join together in frightened screaming.
>>27480508
Yes, you fly with your left hand. When landing or flying slow you need constant immediate and accurate control over throttle, carb heat, and flaps. It only has two sides for if you're fighting extreme aerodynamic forces and you need something to hold with both hands as your plane is torn apart by whatever hell winds you flew into.
Funny thing is, when I go back to the sim I fly right and throttle left because military simming FTW.
>>27484232
kek
moar
>>27485653
This
>>27486875
neat
Would youpilota plone?
>>27481955
#rude
Just got back from trip to Bahamas
I prefer burgerland
>>27493997
Can't write and a tourist. Can it get any worse?
>>27493445
sure
with a license
Bump before bed. Gonna be bingeing on hotdogs and writing and generally fucking off tomorrow.
Promise you'll never leave me, /plone/...
Shit, forgot to add a pic. This seems fitting, since I was just fucking off on youtube watching stuff making fun of weebs.
Plone is sad
Pull Up
>>27496437
They aren't as snuggly though.
RULES OF NATURE
>>27495432
Promise, senpai
>>27499184
Daki design
>>27488531
Are the puppy and fawn best friends?:3
>>27499607
I want a plone daki
>>27501846
>>27499607
I never understood dakis. Are they for cuddles or for jerking it?
>>27503071
Cuddles
Any cocksock planes?
>>27503071
It's your bed doesn't feel empty at night
Page eight ain't great
>>27505731
And page nine ain't all that fine.
>>27507303
Very nice.
Where is Not-Immortal? I miss him.
BRRRT
>>27507362
Right here. Gonna try to focus on writing.
>>27507916
Good luck, senpai!
Have another flight lesson with my main instuctor today
PAGE 9 IS NOT FINE
>>27510946
That looks like Avionic's art
He draws a lot of porn
>Plone loves you
>Too big to ever love you, she's a giant metal monster and you're a little meatbag monkey
>She turns herself into a regular pony for you
>>27512657
I swear, what is with captcha's obsession with store fronts?
>>27512882
Its to keep niggers out. They dont know what a store front is because they only steal from 7/11
>>27512923
Truly, this is the best general
Bump, what to discuss late at night
>>27513993
satellite dish pony?
>>27514051
I have that pic somewhere in my downloads folder buried amongst all of my porn and reaction images
>>27514144
I did not know there was a real one!
Please find it anon
>>27509128
Hope you didn't dead yet. Its fun trying to help.
>>27515547
Man, he is one sexy stud
>>27514234
Behold, satellite horse
>>27514606
I am not kill yet. The plane was pretty easy to control because I wasn't stressed.
>>27515551
Goo plones
>>27515780
Bump
>>27515784
kys
>wanted to draw Sea Vixen
>the battery on my tablet's pen is ded
>or maybe the pen itself is ded
I really fucking hope it'll work tomorrow when I put in a new battery.
>>27517528
Looking forward to it.
>>27517528
I'd give you my tablet to draw on. I never use it anyways.
>>27518035
I once saw Thingpone/Drone
>Be Anon
>Have 2 tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala
>Decide to ask Blitz to go with you
>Get shot down
>She's dating Keiser, the tank pone
>Fall to your knees
"WAKE ME UP INSIDE!"
>"Anon please stop, you're interfering with ground control."
"CAN'T WAKE UP!"
>"Anon shut the hell up!" Ground control pony said
>Go home and feel sad
>Post about how your oneitis rejected you on /mlp/
>Get laughed at for going after 3DPD
>In a world where ponies exist, some Anons still only fap to 2D
>Some things never change
>>27520163
kek
>>27520163
Tank pone still a cute.
>>27520163
>Next waifu
>You go to Val's house to ask her out
>She's dating Cloudwalker
>Fall to your knees
>No more waifus
>Lay down and sink into the sand
>>27522670
>sink into the sand
>>27523475
They say my boner not be hard as is, comrade.
But is.
>>27519411
You mean this?
>>27523927
Yeah
>>27515784
>>27523927
This guy's art sure is weird as fuck
>>27525934
Bump
>>27521954
yes
>>27527993
Looks like the kind of pony to live in a mansion on a hill near Charles De Gaulle.
>3 hours from solo
>3 months behind in ground school
How would you get a plone's attention?
>>27528459
But solos are fun as hell.
So, what do you guys think of shows like Dogfights?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNlBSDdjpT8
>>27530016
>3 months behind in ground school
>Can fly well, but will bomb tests horribly
A E S T H E T I C
pre-bed bump
>>27530083
Well, written test wont be for a while, so you have time to bust out the study guide. When you get there, Sporty's Study Buddy allows you to take practice tests if you make an account.
>>27528360
Do people not get the joke or is it just that bad?
>>27532440
>"Come fly with me, Anon!"
Silly aviation equine, I don't have wings!
>>27532061
Yeah, I'm still nervous
What if I fail?What if I'm not cut out to be a pilot?
>>27534242
Plone would be sad and disappoint
>>27534644
Fug
>>27534242
Silly Anon, anyone who can memorize controls and operate a yoke, throttle, and pedals can fly!And if you decide being a pilot for hire isn't for you, you can still fly for recreational purposes.
>>27537282
You left out navigation.
GPS isn't for everything
>>27537298
Shit, that too. But anyone who passed all their geometry classes, can read a clock, and can pay attention can do that. Bonus points if you were a Boy Scout and got the appropriate merit badges.
>>27537282
I know but I'm prone to worrying so much...
/r/ing plone version of pic related
>>27537488
Well, yeah, but you can't just stop and figure out where you are.
If you actually look into getting your private Pilot's. You need to understand the FARs and AIMs as well.
>>27537492
You think you worry a lot? I worry constantly about the smallest of things. I'm still haunted by the fact that I said "blyad" under my breath when I dropped something in front of a qt Ukrainian. And then when the guy next to me asked me why she was taken aback, he ended up making me go into a short lesson on simple Russian curses. I'm panicking right now about the time I made the high score on the built in pinball game on the old computer back in the ROTC homeroom at my old high school and left a bunch of stupid, inappropriate comments on the leaderboard. Just calm down and study.
>>27537515
Okay, read and absorb info, too.
>>27532075
I dun geddit. Something about Italian mobsters?
Also, as for the /r/, there will be some "advanced" training for the protagonist of Galaxy of War (is that a good name? It's gonna have some extra meaning after the training chapters, but I wanted to know if it seemed okay to you guys for now), which will lead to hypothermic Alaskan-outback emergency survival snuggles. I'll probably get to it by midsummer.
>>27530034
Doesn't look too bad. Not the best, though.
>>27539115
bump
>>27537683
>I'm still haunted by the fact that I said "blyad" under my breath when I dropped something in front of a qt Ukrainian
Lel
We have this german immigrant at my school, he's adamantly a national socialist and explicitly not a nazi. He's a top-cuck and thinks Merkel is magic and that Germany is better than Burgerland (heresy)
>>27540384
Dang bump
Pre-bed bump
Drawing skills are getting good enough to post
>>27541811
You've got some great may mays there friendo
Also checked
>>27541811
Neat
>Be Anon, maintainence head at McQuestria Airport
>One day 747 pony starts beating on your window
>"Anon! Anon! Help, 777 was getting kinky with her pilot and now he's stuck in her exhaust pipe!"
"What?"
>"You gotta help him! He's getting crushed! Get the jaws of life!" she shouts
>Goddamnit
>If it was Parker, you were going to let him stay in there
>Him and his weird fucking plone
>You grab your tools, the jaws of life and the dilator
>Roll out there in your golfcart
>See 777, surrounded by news vans reporting
>Ignore their questions as you approach the large planepony
>Get up on the scaffolding by her rear
>Goddamn Parker, stay out of your plone's ponut
>The ring of muscle quivers as you stuff the dilator into it
>Begin cranking, it spreads open her ponut wider and wider
>Look into the blackness
"Hey! Who's in there?"
>"Anon! Help!"
>Oh goddamnit it was Parker
"Damnit Parker! What did I tell you about doing this shit!"
>He's in there deep...
>You're gonna have to go in after him
>Everyone's filming
"Turns those damn cameras off!"
>You get some rope
>Tie it to the scaffolding and your waist
>Climb into the tight tubing
>It smells of jet fuel exhaust and ass
>About 2 feet in, it's less metal and more flesh
>777 is drooling in ecstasy
>Grab onto Parker's feet and start pulling yourself out
>Local news channels filmed as you emerged from the plone's asshole and then pulled the pilot out
>Leave, answer no questions
>Shower
>Hot shower
>The next day,Parker does it again
