Anthro Whatever Edition.
ITT:
>We discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs.
>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
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http://strawpoll.me/10160202
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Last Thread: >>27396604
Snooters are for boopers
Reposting: >>27412512
Third for big mares and smol stallions
Active threads
FOE: >>27407231
War in the North: >>27314942
Miracle: >>27394937
Across the Ocean: >>27372434
Experimental: >>27391265
Hype Quest: >>27406361
Bard Quest: >>27412029
Dirty Work: >>27363917
DITA: >>27360978
JAD: >>27400547
Spicyquest: >>27362094
SIM: >>27303978
Coltquest: >>27407128
Crystal Symphony: >>27344969
Pocket Watch: >>27280887
Alchemy: >>27377662
Paper Pony: >>27381199
Fifth for I'm impatient and I like scifi.
>>27412679
My votes shall push this quest into making the biggest pone possible
Or better, creating something that embiggens pone on contact
Nightlight's fat ass
Bath got banned until the 23rd
>>27412800
Yup.
http://thebathwaterhero.tumblr.com/post/144666800219
>>27412690
Only mares though. It shrinks stallions
>>27412800
>no bath for three day
That stinks
>>27412800
Welp. Anyone know what it was for?
>>27412884
He posted
>>>/mlp/
on a work safe board.
>>27412851
You
I like you
>>27412800
so?
>last thread
>>27413250
>fuck new quests
>pony pony time
>>27413250
>fuck new quests
>>27413250
>ponies never anthro
When will this thread get it's own Choosiebot?
Almost exactly one year ago, Heat started
Where did the Heat players go?
Did you find a better text CYOA yet?
Side story when?
>>27413380
>Did you find a better text CYOA yet?
Not like that's hard.
>>27413380
There are several others that I like, yeah.
>>27413380
Not playing DW, as it unfortunately does not hold me. I play just about fucking everything. It would be easier to list what I don't play.
>>27413404
>implying
I'll fuck your shit nigga
Better give me a good reason
Chooser a loser
>>27413497
>>27413482
Go on, then, list what you don't play, anon.
You will never eat cheese made from pone milk.
>>27413614
Mongols can do that.
>>27413649
She's dead now Anon.
>>27413380
I'm still here, playing DW.
Urban is my favorite.
>>27412893
How is posting a link to /mlp/ on another board a bannable offense?
>>27413820
Because people goes reeee at the mere mention of it. It's meme protocol 2.4.6.7.4.3, man, didn't you read it?
>>27413820
If someone is trying to get banned, it's not too hard.
>>27413820
No you dummy, the ">>>/mlp/_______" is the post he was banned for, he just edited out the post number. He probably posted softcore porn or lewd somewhere around here.
>>27413926
"oh whoops, I got banned, who'd have known? Welp, seems like I can't run today :D "
>>27413926
Probably it was >>27409165, it had some kind of tits I think
>>27414088
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/27396604/#27409165
>>27414169
what a dumbass
!pone
So, who's planning on running tonight?
>>27414436
>>27414436
I dunno
>>27406361
>>27414431
>>27414436
Not meI don't have a quest
>>27414459
I should read Urban before playing this, shouldn't I?
>>27414446
Sides.
>>27414578
You'd miss a handful of jokes if you don't, otherwise I wouldn't say so.I'm in the process of reading Urban anyway, and I'd recommend it.
>>27414578
You'll miss some jokes, but you don't need Urban to enjoy what a good little bat Hype is
>>27414601
"jokes"
Could I request a paperponer?
>>27414655
eh, the main joke behind Hype is that Hype isn't like other bats, so if you miss the context of urban Hype quest might seem pretty cardboard.
>>27414747
so he isn't a nigger and doesn't like mangos? XD
>>27414747
You don't need Urban to understand that Hype isn't out torching chariots and rioting
>>27414735
Nigga just request it.
>>27414655
>>27414747
Yeah, Urban's premise is basically that bats are hood niggers and unicorns are white.
Hijack colored horses.
>>27414808
>Unicorns
>White
>>27414822
white trash
>>27414811
>>27414794
Alrighty.
Could I get a paperponer of Cabbage, this little doodad here? His colors are here in the OP pic >>27412029
Things are hard right now, and not in a good way. I don't know when I'll be able to run or update again. I'm very sorry.
>>27414848
da ba dee
>>27414908
Typical grill. I bet it's love problems.
Chad will never love you.
>>27414908
You seem to be having to cancel quite a few sessions lately. Is everything okay?
>>27414908
Stay safe pupper.
>>27414908
It's ok. Idon'thate you forever for this. I'll wait for you, bby. Just like I wait for all those other dead QMs that are never coming back.
Good luck with your life or whatever.
>>27414992
>Just like I wait for all those other dead QMs that are never coming back
>>27414958
Family problems. Don't worry; this isn't the thread for it.
>>27415020
Gar is ripped
>>27414904
>>27413338
Buy wolvan a 4chan pass
>>27415149
What an adorable pony.
>>27415193
"pony"
>>27415198
What do you mean? That's clearly a pony.
>>27415210
You're right. I don't know what I was thinking.
>>27415149
Thank you very much!
>>27415149
Do Seafoam
>>27415291
Foamcunt a shit
>>27415310
Yeah wellI'm not good at coming up with poners to request.
>>27415291
>>27415398
qtShe's going to die after Cherry.
>>27415398
can we get a Raven please?
>>27415485
That's a cute alpaca.
>>27415497
angry alpaca
>>27415497
>cute alpacas
>>27415654
Moths shouldn't take much extra work right? Can you do Seren?
How about Archie now that he has skin.
>>27415714
They're basically just poners with extra floof. It's no different than making a pone with clothes.
Do you know what colour her eyes are?
>>27415654
qt, thanks
>>27415766
This.
>>27415771
>her
About that...
>>27415766
>>27415398
>>27415654
>>27415869
>>27415923
These are great.
>>27415923
WHat a hunk
>>27415869
Adorable sleepy horse
![1125473__safe_oc_clothes_dress_earth+pony_pony_frown_cutie+mark_sweat_male[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/D5l4ssT.png "1125473__safe_oc_clothes_dress_earth+pony_pony_frown_cutie+mark_sweat_male[1].png")
>>27415923
Could I request a poner? Or a zebra more specifically? Bo is his name.
>>27416002
i want psker to go and stay go
>>27416103
Damnit i'm an idiot, I forgot to give you a ref with his eyecolor, I don't suppose you'd mind changing that quick? Thank you all the same, you made him cute~
https://derpibooru.org/1131561
>>27416186
Thanks again, he turned out great.
![1451532097210[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/vo74C6c.png "1451532097210[1].png")
>>27416186
I don't suppose you'd be bored enough to do one more?
That's a filly Joyride.
>>27416239
Back when her vagina was intact
>>27416257
>implying
>>27416257
Now I'm curious. How tight would the current Joyride be?
>>27416257
It's probably still intact. Just really loose. Like really, really loose.
>>27416294
Why don't we ask her when we get the chance? She'd probably find the question amusing.
>>27416294
You ever walked through an open door?
>>27416239
What quests are you currently playing, anon?
>>27416367
Aww that's adorable, thanks!Is there a character from a CYOA you'd like to see drawn or something? Cause i'd like to give something back for you being nice.
>>27416389
Currently? Nothing.
>>27416367
She looks so weird without the green.
>>27416339
No, never. What's it like?
>tfw SPES will never make another cyoa
>>27416395
That's not really necessary, but if you really want to, I wouldn't mind more art of Dandy pone, I guess. Or Floozle. I don't think anyone besides me and Inept has drawn her.
>>27416406
Purple is a nice color on her too. I woulda suggested green but I fucking didn't have enough of a brain to initially suggest that color. Hell, a darker red on her would look pretty snazzy too.
But the color is not really that important.
>>27416429
>Hero will never make another CYOA
>all the dead ones won't come back
>>27416474
The life of spice.
>Nips will never finish another cyoa
>>27416486
Aw yeah, time for spicy meatballs horsebando.
>>27416367
Ok I hate to be demanding, but would you mind making her hat and bag green or red? Dealers choice.
>>27416543
>>27416590
Thanks, again you patient person.
>>27416438
>>27416619
Dumb question on my part, but whos floozle? are they from the same quest as Dandy?
>>27400547
Insert witty advertising slogan here
>>27416631
Yes
>>27416631
Yes. They are both from Threshold. She and Dandy are dating as of the end of the Quest.
>>27416643
Also there is a white spot on her leg that I keep forgetting to fix.
>>27416685
I see, thanks for the clarity.
>>27415923
Thanks! Just got back and saw this, paper pone anon you are a treasure.
When is doxel's cyoa starting?
>>27416796
Aren't they though?~
>>27416897
He's already running longname, or did it die again?
>>27416915
m8...
Reminder that this was a thing.
>>27417121
I want to slice off cuts of meat from her and cook and eat them.
>>27417121
Why do you have to pour salt in the wounds anon? Also, who did that? It's really neat.
>>27417195
Because it's fun.
>>27417348
Well aren't you a monster.
>>27416438
>>27416685
I drew you a Floozlel. Thanks for all the pixel pones, Pixelanon.
>>27417623
Thank you! Floozle a qt.
>>27416685
>>27417623
Impeccable timing. I'd also like to thank you for all the cute pixel pones.
>>27417670
Forgot the damn file...
>>27417675
Hoo boy! Neato. Thank you too, friend.
>>27415176
Why would I do that
>>27416897
Did doxel ever have a cyoa?
>>27417775
To get a 4chan choosie bot
>>27415149
[generic yet heartfelt thank you message]
>>27417789
Yeah. The quest to teach /cyoa/ to care.
>>27417980Should I actually attempt to do that
>>27418166Yes
>>27418193Like, really fucking sure?I could try my hands at it next week maybe.Only if you're all cool with it tho
>>27418314
No.
>>27418508
That's what I thought.Although we brainstormed over it in sekrit club earlier and came up with auto-bumping CYOA threads for example or automatically announcing when a quests is starting up again here
>>27418526The latter doesn't sound that bad.
>>27418526
>interfering with natural thread deaths
That's retarded.
>>27418551
I am probably gonna try working on at least the detection mechanism when I get home from vacation. Maybe someday automatically posting will be a thing as well
>>27418526
I will report the shit out of any automated activity here.
Are you retarded? There is no fucking reason for that. QM starts thread, QM makes a quick post here, QM runs quest, QM ends session, if longer pause: thread dies, if shorter pause: players bump.
Simple as that
>>27418811
it was brainstorming, anon. No need to get buttmad about it
>>27418830
This >>27418617 sounds more than just brainstorming, m8.
>>27418811
Gonna side with this guy here
The only slightly good reason you have to make a bot is to automatically notify this thread when a QM started updating their quest. And if the QM doesn't post in this thread when they start running, either they have players and a player will do that for them, either they don't want / need to notify us (FoE, SiM)
Buying a pass and making a bot seems horribly inefficient, prone to failure and is essentially not worth it.
All in all, >>60
>>27418833
Just wanna challenge myself a bit, that's why I want to work on my own thread detection method. I wanna learn my way around 4chan's JSON api
Yeah waifu is uncute
>>27418883
>>27418914
>>27418931
When is he gonna get his basement pet to run Mendacity?
>>27418945
Craft confirmed for Res' pet
>>27418914
>>27418931
Res pone a QT.
>>27418617
I really hope you won't do that automatic bump shit, tho. I am concerned about this whole thing.
Just a reminder that my players are great. I appreciate you guys.
>>27419211
I'm envious. My players are 99% faggots and dipshits who couldn't make obvious decisions if their lives depended on it.
>>27419096
dont be, it'd be banned like all the other 4chan bots.
>>27419211
Seconding this for myself and my players.
>>27419211
this
>>27419211
Mine tooEven though they couldn't keep the damn thread alive
>>27419537
Happens to us all.
>>27419600
Dubs confirm, such is life.
>>27419096
Probably won't. It's probably just going to print "bumped XXX" to the console but that is as far as I go
>>27419537
>Even though they couldn't keep the damn thread alive
I hate you. It's not their fucking duty to be around 24h a day to bump in your absence.
>>27419720
This.
Who are the good QMs out there?The ones not visiting Sekrit Club. All others are scum
>>27419762
Anon, I...
>>27419720
Well, in the end it's them who will not be able to play if the thread dies.
>>27419780
And the GM will just make another one anyway.
>>27419780
Yes, because the QM is only allowed to create a certain number of threads per week. It's a very big deal to do so and new threads are a precious and limited commodity.
>>27419799
It's easier to update than make a new thread. So even if it's not your duty, if you want to play it helps.
Are you seriously arguing about bumps now?
If a QM doesn't start a session, because he has to create a new thread, he's a faggot and his quest probably sucks and will never be finished in the first place.
Hey, sorry for not being able to run for such a long time. IRL shit really ramped up and long story short I've been busy getting ready to move and selling my house.
So which should I run?
Lovesick """"""""mini"""""""-session?
Or
Bring Stuck back from the dead?
>>27419875
Gay moff pls
>>27418931
>Batshit
>>27419875
>Lovesick
Let it go
>>27419875
Who is this?
>>27419875
>>27419875
gibe lovesick
What QMs/artists don't visit selrit club?
>>27420057
Kai
Starry
Horse
rki
Vincent
GC
>>27420057
Pyrefly.
>>27420095
>All dead QMs
So no one right?
>>27419875
Lovesick please.
>>27420249
Two of those people are not what you described.:^)
So my quest thread died once againlikely due to lack of players or poor timingand that got me thinking.
Should I keep going through with a slow quest with so few players, or drop it for a new quest idea?
On one hand I'll be starting over and hopefully make a few less mistakes this time.
On the other I don't think very much will be different because some problems I just can't change (timezone) or don't have enough experience to fix (prompts and conflict and stuff)
I will probably just start a new thread anyway in the morning though. Run it to the point I run out of ideas then start building the new quest.
Its only been one day and yet it feels like its been so long
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/i2HCOl8.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>27420614
He's half right. I'm dead inside.
>You didn't even watch today's episode live because of how boring the trailer was.
>>27421007
I'd like to keep playing personally, but I can't be there 24/7 to keep bumping it. I don't know what to tell you cause it almost sounds like you're really not enjoying yourself. I'm fine with whatever you choose to do.
The only way your gonna get better is if you just keep trying.
>>27421529
>not watching this based as fuck episode
Your loss famalam, that episode was amazing
>>27421613
>
It was ok, senpai
>tfw the tornados ate him and we'll never see him again
>>27421613
>anything after episode 2
>based
lmao
>>27421613
It could be better.
>>27423407
It was a decent episode, deal with it.
>>27419875
luvsack
>>27419762
never gone to club:
Ditanon, ficfic
rarely go to club:
bathwater, pleeny, vincent
>>27420057
Does doing pixel shit occasionally count me as an artist? Because I don't.
>>27424159
You're occasionally an artist.
Who is the most depressing QM? Who is the opposite?
>>27424256
>Who is the most depressing QM?
I think FicFic has mild depression. Not sure but I have a feeling given some of his comments.
>>27424256
Bath probably.
I don't know any happy QMs.
>>27424273
Depressing, not depressed.
I would say Coltshan is very depressing.
>>27424282
>Depressing, not depressed.
well his comments are depressing also.
>>27424256
Probably rki
>>27424344
I can agree with this.
I'd be resuming Miracle: Aviar bogaloo if the players hadn't decided they died and left me without morning prompts.
Seriously guys what the fuck.
>>27424283
Okay, get this. You are a pony and youdo cute pony things.
>>27424411
10/10 would play.
>>27424411
Movie adaptation when
Quest idea. You are a regular pony when one late evening, you are approached by some mysterious ponies, that tell you that you are in reality the illegitimate son of Celestia. These ponies wish to put you on the throne. Do you side with them and their plan? Forge your own path? Or something else?
Feel free to take this idea and turn it into a cyoa!
>>27424584
Ideas are worthless.
>>27424602
No ideas, no cyoas.
>>27424584
Boring
>>27424667
usurping the throne doesn't sound boring to me.
>>27424584
>you are in reality the illegitimate son of Celestia. These ponies wish to put you on the throne.
This has got to be one of the most autistic ideas I've read this week.
>>27424584
>Quest idea.
I'm listening
>You are a regular pony
okay..
>when one late evening, you are approached by some mysterious ponies,
could have potential..
>that tell you that you are in reality the illegitimate son of Celestia.
Nope. Dropped. I'm out.
>>27424584
>Feel free to take this idea and turn it into a cyoa!
Shove it back up your arse where it came from.
>>27424584
>>27424685
>>27424725
>>27424756
>that tell you that you are in reality the illegitimate son of Celestia.
It doesn't have to be Celestia mind you. It can be any king, queen, or nobleman.
I picked Celestia as it could have the most story potential. But it's up to the QM.
>>27424775
Save your breath, random quest prompts almost never get picked up. At least I can't remember any instance.
>>27424775
It still sounds like something only a genuinely autistic person would be able to come up with.
>>27424790
That's because QMs want to run their own ideas. Everyone got an idea.
>>27424818
Illegitimate royal children has been the source of both historical and fictional intrigue and adventure. It is a flawed argument to say someone is autistic for suggesting such a concept.
A cyoa with that concept could be fun to play.
>>27424849
Yes, and that's absolutely fine. I wasn't complaining about it. I was just stating facts.
>>27424863
Then make it yourself if you're so fond of it.
>>27424775
Fuck off
>>27424863
A cyoa with that concept sounds like it would only be fun for an autistic person to play because that autist wants to be a special snowflake who is best friends with a Princess.
>>27424928
Oh, hey Shiny.
>>27424940
>Someone doesn't like my retarded CYOA idea?
>Must be Shiny
>>27424967
You misunderstand, I'm not him, and I think it's super autistic too.
