>wake up
>look next to you
>"I really enjoyed our time together last night, Anon..."
What do?
>>27407127
Nothing
>>27407127
Oh shit, I thought you were Nyx!
>>27407127
look away from the mirror to go get my morning coffee.
>wake up
>look next to you
>"I really enjoyed our time together last night, Anon..."
What do?
>>27407127
See a psychologist.
>>27407157
push her out of my fucking bed and go back to sleep.
>>27407127
give her the 200 bits and look up if humans can catch pony STDs
>>27407136
That hurts anon...
>>27407127
>Zip up dick
>Think about last night
>Reunzip dick
>Fugg
>Rape
>Take a nap
>>27407127
>>27407157
Sit back and solemnly admit to myself that I just crossed a bride that I promised myself years ago I would never cross.
And I would probably cross it again. Many times.
Finally sleep after an all nighter on the internet.
>wake up
>look next to you
>"I really enjoyed our time together last night, Anon..."
What do?
>>27407211
*bridge
>>27407205
Why would you consensually fug her, and then rape her?
>>27407224
>wake up
>>27407127
I would wait for a good green to come out of this
>>27407127
Wake up. Again.
>>27407224
wash my dick and get myself tested for every STD in existence
>>27407235
CANT WAKE UP
>>27407229
Why not?
>wake up
>look next to you
>"I really enjoyed our time together last night, Anon..."
What do?
>>27407290
>banjo starts playing
>>27407127
Talk about eye candy
>>27407299
>it's not 2011 anymore
The answer to all of these is this >>27407211
After that I would try to calmly figure out how I ended up in Equestria and what I was going to do with my life now. No use panicking after all.
>>27407127
>>27407157
>>27407224
>>27407290
Im litteraly considering suicide right now over the fact that they aren't real
>wake up
>look next to you
>"I really enjoyed our time together last night, Anon..."
What do?
>>27408433
Beg her to untie the ropes
>>27407293
monster!!
>>27408596
under rated post
>>27408433
I know, right? Risk is the best board game ever.
>>27407127
Holy shit a talking horse!
>>27407224
Enjoy my new mare body.
>>27407127
>wake up
>look next to you
>"I really enjoyed our time together last night, Anon..."
>y-you too..
>>27407127
>>27407157
>>27407224
>>27407290
>>27408433
>wake up
>all these mares are in bed with you
What do?
>>27408949
die in a large saucepan
>>27408949
cum
>>27408949
*unzips dick*
>>27408949
Am I Harry Dresden now too?
>>27407127
>Rape