The closest object to your left is a now a gift to your favorite pone. Wat it be?
>>27395341
my phone.
>>27395341
Water.
>>27395341
The underwear I wore today
a wall?
>>27395341
my book of practice art of ponies.
>>27395341
The laptop I'm typing this on as a gift to Chrysalis.
She will love it, and use human knowledge to take over the world.
>>27395341
My violin
Well i suppose Rarity would like to try her hooves in the classics, thou i wonder how well she ll do withouth fingers...heh
>>27395341
My magnum opus in the works.
An empty lego eevee box...
Oh boy...
>>27395365
internet does exist innaquestria
and since its a laptop i can only assume you are a filthy casual when it comes to gaming so that excuse is out.
so unless you happen to have a shit ton of historical books and plans on warfare throughout history, military field manuals, and various "Anarchist cookbook" types saved to your laptop, your gift is near worthless.
I guess Cadence gets garden mulch.
>"Hey, it's...mulch. Ummm...thanks?"
>>27395387
"I'm not a clever man."
A desklamp for Rainbow Dash
Hey, not too bad, useful for reading her books before going to sleep
if she finds a power source at least
>>27395391
I larfed.
>>27395392
It'll go well with this bottle of melatonin.
>hair band
>Celestia
... Huh.
Maybe someone with her mane actually COULD use a few of these.
My tablet, which was open to the SCP site. Specifically SCP-342.
In an alternate universe:
>"Wow, tickets to Manehattan? Woohoo, girls, we're going to Manehattan!"
A pillow...
Rainbow would find this boring I think
>>27395415
>>27395341
Xbox one for Luna
>my car keys
please no don't let pony drive
>>27395341
My old LG enV2 (VX9100).
Hmm. It was a good phone.
>>27395341
>half bowl of honeycomb cereal
>empty dr pepper can
>>27395341
The Book of Vile Darkness for Twi.
How boned are we as a race?
>>27395341
>Comic
Would Pinkie enjoy it, I dont know?
>>27395600
What comic?
Hope Fluttershy likes pissjugs
A pallet jack with a big sheet of 10 ga steel on top. Uhhh.. Wat.
>>27395399
Hey, I've got a pillow to give.
>>27395497
Do you drink soda while eating honeycomb? That's amazing.
>blunt and lighter
All I need is a top tier pony
>>27395678
>Chamomile tea and a bottle of Ambien
>Rainbow Dash
This is amazing. We're on the verge of rendering a pony unconscious.
>pic
>Trix
She wears magician hat anyways.
>>27395711
No, the can just happens to be next to my bowl of cereal.Had the munchies like you wouldn't believe last night.
>>27395754
>>27395341
Somehow i can imagine Luna enjoying my new pc
I don't think Chrysalis would have any use for my old notes from calculus class.
My cat's litterbox. It needs emptying.
Rarity probably already has one.
>>27395425
Maybe not. >>27395767
My tablet is given to Twilight. Funny enough, it's on Wikipedia right now.
I'm never getting that back, am I?
>>27395979
>>"Not 'till I've finished reading the Internet!"
>>27395341
My fucking cellphone
Uhh...A cup of poured coke?
I mean, it's not going to last long but if she gets it immedietly then good for her I guess? Just hope OCs doesn't get hyper.
>>27395626
Joker, death of the family.
>>27395341
A chemistry book for Celestia.
She either thanks me for a great opportunity to learn about human advancements, or thanks me and kills me in my sleep the following night.
>>27395382
I have the do/k/uments on my computer and on several usbs and a hard drive.
Should keep bugs away from it.
