>"Anon, thanks Celestia you re here, I'm stuck and I need your help, please"
no horse touching please
>>27390232
>Anon keeps walking around the rope, unable to enter the impervious force field.
>"This fucking line seems to go on forever!"
>>27390232
>>27390232
>roleplaying
>>27390308
kek
>>27390232
>Place hand on pankabutt
>>27390232
>plays edgy music to help with being in impenetrable cube
>>27390232
And mom said it was a bad idea to always carry a katana around, shows how much she knows.
>>27390309
Fuck off
>>27390232
We're gonna need the big guns to get past this shit,
>>27390415
What if we wen't UNDER the strap?!
>>27390432
You're a madman.
>>27390415
We might have to get out our licensed meme warriors sword, but then again, is the situation really that dire?!
>>27390432
>>27390432
>What if we wen't UNDER the strap?!
>'we'
>After anon went under the strap he got stuck inside with ponk, neither having a way to get outside again
Bad end
>>27390432
Anon's got the right idea, let's get all the stupidest ideas out of the way first.
>>27390482
>implying ever wanting to leave ponk
>>27390232
....What if we just got some heavy-duty scissors and cut the rope?
>>27390495
What if we *snort* I don't know, asked an attendant to move the tape?
>>27390525
What are you trying to do, bring logic into this?
That's not how we do things!
>>27390308
FREE HER
>>27390415
Anons right! We need the big buns!
>>27390308
#FREEPINK2016
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>>27390308
lmao nice
>>27390514
Oh fuck, I'll get my hedge clippers!
>>27390525
Would you at the very least try to understand the predicament we're in before coming in here spouting your dumb suggestions?
>>27390495
What if we pushed something heavy on top of the tape?
>>27390610
>>27391055
Did you even bother to see what the Anon was responding to? He specifically was getting a stupid idea out of the way first.
>>27390232
Please stop role playing.
It's against the rules and other topics need the space.
>>27391111
bad quads
>>27391111
Bad quads, bad! Go to back in the closet!
>>27391111
You don't deserve those numbers.
>>27391111
Take those hot opinions else where, the CYOAs are gonna be fine on page two.
>>27391111
Newfag Anon keeps wasting our precious quads on inane comments! Sad!
>>27390495
What if we moved the tape away from the Ponk?
>>27391111
A waste of quality quads.
>>27391111
>>27390495
What if we put one leg over the tape, then the other? Like going over a fence?
Seems too high for any man/pony to climb over, and going under is out of the question.
>>27391777
>>27391777
>>27391807
That's almost as crazy as the Anon saying we go under the tape!
What if pole vaulting?
>>27392004
It's tape not a pole dumb dumb.
>>27392011
What if parachuting?
Guys. Guys. I got it. We build a crane OVER the ponk. And then we lift her up.
>>27392063
You mean to say it would take a crane to get her out?
>>27392073
She is a fat fuck.
We dig a tunnel under the purple carpet, emerge under her, and extract the ponk!
>>27390308
God damn it guys
>>27390685
Almost sounds like a campaign to let vaginas be bare and free from clothing.
>>27391777
Still can't beat that anon though.
>haven't been to /mlp/ in years
>see this thread
thanks for the laughs anons.
>>27392725
yeah, ok /r/b-chan.
>>27392556
>Off by one
We all gather around Pinkie. Everyone starts furiously masturbating and the fags start circle jerking. We produce a trail of semen to use as lube to push Pinkie under the tape. Then, everyone cums on Pinkie.
What if we get 4 guys to lift up the poles holding the tape. This way we can carry Ponk with us everywhere.
Why don't we just saw down all the poles, they'll all fall down to ground level and Ponk can just walk over it. Then we can introduce her to ourscrewdrivers.
Guys, I'm a genius.
We could get some wooden planks, make a roof, place it on top of the poles, get some more wooden planks, make walls around the strap, make a wooden DOOR, so Ponk can open it and get out!
Anyone knows AutoCAD or something? We need to make a plan quickly.
>>27390232
What are you, a freaking cat?
Go under the tape!
>>27390432
>What if we wen't UNDER the strap?!
>we wen't UNDER
>wen't
>n't
>'
What if we came in from above?
>>27394547
What if we came in from behind?
How bout a controlled demolition of the surrounding building. With enough force it could compromise the integrity of the barrier allowing safe passage to the pink one.
>>27392379
I would back that cause but right now there are more pressing matters.
Wait, I'll just put some candy outside the barrier and Ponk will find her way to it.
>>27394601
What if we came inside?
COMRADES, comrades...
We apply stick.
>>27390232
>Please let me out
No, young filly. You're being punished.
You stay in that time-out box until I say you can come out.
And quit the dramatics or I'll give you something to really cry about.
>>27390308
"Pinkie, why don't you just go under?"
>"Anon, you can't just cross under one of these. They're here to tell you 'not' to cross through here."
"So what are you gonna do?"
>"I don't nohohooo..."
>>27390232
HolyshitIT'S BUMBLEBEE!
>>27395332
"Wait, I have an idea."
>Anon then detaches one of the strips, thereby breaking through the impenetrable barrier.
>In a flash of light, he vanishes.
>He looks around in confusion in what seems to be some sort of void.
>"Congratulations Anon, you did something today that's never been done before; something not even a great wizard like Star Swirl the Bearded was able to do."
"What?"
>Anon then grew wings and a horn.
>>27390232
You're doomed.
You're going to starve because of your high metabolism.
Assuming you don't die of diabetes first.
>>27390232
so, does anyone else think that that is the official size of ponies?
and how big is she?
>>27395346
Anon already had a horn, it just got bigger and pointier
>>27395481
The true size of ponies always confounds me.
>>27395539
what if their idea of a carat is different than ours?
>>27395539
HAHAH PONY IS SO TINY
IS FUNNY TO ME
>>27395366
>die of beeties
Guys, I have an idea. Let me try something.
>>27390305
Underrated post
>>27395802
Slow...
>>27395802
Anon, what are you doing?
>>27395821
It's an experiment! I DON'T KNOW IF IT WILL WORK!
>>27395826
Oh my God, be carefull!
>>27395833
Oh, man. It's like something is still wrong.
I should try something different!
>>27395844
Bruh
>>27395844
Okay wait, hear me out. What if you slowly, Slowly! lower your hand.
>>27395851
>>27395856
No, no, wait! I have another idea!
I hope it works.
sure is spongebob in here.
IT'S WORKING, IT'S WORKING!
>>27395892
Oh my god, you're doing it!
>>27395892
MADMAN
>>27395892
Ma'am, do you have permission to be tampering with this exhibit?
>>27395912
Officer, I... was playing with my figurine. See? That's it. I was never near the exhibit. No. Not at all.
>>27395901
>>27395902
Ssh... don't tell anyone but... WE DID IT!
>>27390232
>No one is riding the pone
>>27395924
Were bringing her home boys
>>27395924
You've done a great thing today anon
>>27390232
Why don't they sell big ponies like that?
>>27395876
>>27395892
>>27395924
>couldn't care less about chilean miner rescue
>unironically excited to see the outcome of this
>>27395954
it would be extremely painful
>>27395924
She's free!
>>27395938
>>27395953
>>27395959
>>27395969
Well, now I've... some things to do.
>>27395954
I bet you could st one for thousands of dollars.
>>27395992
Good show!
>>27395992
now, someone make it into a gif
>>27395992
Do I smell chockolate milk?
>>27395992
Wait a minute...
>>27396011
Thank you!
>>27396058
I think I used too few frames, so it'll look like shit. But I'll try to try.
>>27396107
Nope.
>>27396114
OH SHIT PINKIE YOU LEFT YOUR SHADOW BEHIND
>>27396120
Unexpected side-effects of breaking the forth wall!
>>27396120
DOES SHE NOW HAVE NO SOUL.
>>27396120
Anon, that's not the shadowShe just drank too much
if the mountain won't come to Muhammad...
Delivering GIF as requested, for generations to come.
>>27396253
Egg salad, my dude.
>>27390331
>>27392113
This is not a new image. This was made months ago in response to OP's picture.
http://finalskies.tumblr.com/post/140176507990/captainbritish-finally-the-threat-has-been
>>27391111
Does this even really count as role playing if it's just a guy making a joke and not continuing to respond as if he were the character.
