I just came into my room and saw this I think I'm going to get laid guys
What?! Dude! No way! Luckyyyyyy
>>27389295
Getchya sum, brah
>>27389337
>>27389339
My roommate is home tho. Should I bang Pink anyway?
>>27389389
Of course, the moans will make him jealous.
Brotha, I think you need to have a one-on one with you roommate before you start crankin' up Marvin Gaye on that CD player. Let them know that this is your night and not to knock/walk in on you.
>>27389295
>>27389295
>>27389337
>>27389339
>>27389389
>>27389434
>>27389443
This is beyond pathetic.
>>27389452
Mods! Ban this neigh-sayer.
>>27389452
Children are on summer vacation and 4chan is going to be their daycare till school starts
>>27389295
No you didn't.
>>27389434
>>27389443
I think its a moot point as Ponk is not taking no for an answer.. We just made out and she practically tore my clothes off.. I'm cranking Boz Scaggs on the CD player now.
>>27389452
Its the best thing ive seen in a while
>>27389452
Back to >>>>>/b/
>>27389531
Kill yourself mobilenigger
Hey, man, all I can say is crank it up, turn down the lights, and light a scented candle, because it's about to get funkyyyy
Your roommate will have to get ear-plugs to block out the funk
>>27389295
can i have some...
If you know what i mean.
>pic not related
>>27389452
Goddamn this thread is cancerous
>>27389571
>using windows
>>27389295
all so this song starts playing ear rapeingly loud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqkwykA4iFw
>>27389295
Having to post on 4chan first
....
....
.... M8 PRIORITIES
>ITT
It's all in the groove man, all in the groove
OP here just blew all over Ponks ass. Now I'm smokin a cig and drinking some water before round 2 while Ponk eats cake in bed.
>>27389669
Where am i
>>27389669
nice one op
>>27389669
good shit op
who the fuck are these nameniggers?
>>27389295
That's a really small bed.
>>27389534
You first
The number says it all, OP.
Everyone on the board is proud
What is the status of the roommate? He's got to have heard this by now, you might have to fight him in a groove contest
>>27389723
>Filthy frank
>>27389711
Children on vacation, most likely.
Christ, we're going to have to deal with them for the next few months.
>>27389753
School is not out yet for non college students.
>>27389742
Hes playing video games in his room with the volume up loud. Probably jealous of the ponesex and as you probably would have guessed Ponk is a squealer so I'm sure he's heard.
bbl going to fuck Ponk some more.
>>27389753
I'm a neet of 23 years old, stop call me kid
>>27389765
You didn't make her cum LOL
>>27389295
nice edit faglord.
Now if you would please kill yourself on live television, that would be nice for all of us.
This fucking kinds, MODS COME ON
>>27389792
welp
>>27389639
>>his horn flies out
brutal.jpg
>>27389817
dumb mobile poster
Ponk's asleep now, she crashed out after the fourth orgasm.
>>27389765
Alright, keep an eye on him (if that's even possible considering what you're doing) he might try and steal pink from you.
That or he'll just keep playing vidya games while being jealous
>>27389922
you didn't even manage to give her one
>>27389776
Stop acting like one.
>>27389961
She heard that.
>>27389688
Is this dumbass not wearing any underwear?
>>27389922
We're all proud of you OP.
You did well, and grooved hard.
Now, settled down with ponk, take a rest, you two have earned it.
Also make sure roommate doesn't try to steal ponk while she sleeps
>>27390059
kill yourself
>>27390059
Don't worry I'l chilling on my computer in the same room as the sleeping Ponk. Will sleep with her later and hope for possible morning sex.
I bet OP is some cancerous faggot from /r/4chan here to stage this shit for one of their autistic cringe threads
>LOL those bronies sure are CRINGEWORTHY aren't they /b/ros??? KEK!!
>>27390144
You rebellious of the ponk pussy?
>>27390144
I would not be surprised if it was.
>>27390144
fuck Reddit. I just love Ponk pussy which you're clearly jealous of.
>>27390194
>he says, as he caps only the posts that are involved in the roleplay
>>27390144
Hey now, anger isn't the best way to cope with your jealousy
>>27390265
Fuck off OP
>>27390263
lol whatever you say hoss. The fact that I can get hard over something that isn't a black man fucking a white woman should clue you in to the fact that I'm not a Redditor.
anyway going to go back to bed with Ponk.
>>27390282
Bu-but I'm not OP... I'm just a groove lord...
>>27390295
>le cuck may may
Hello R.eddit!
>This thread is still going.
>>27389295
Ask her where her sisters are. I'm horn- I mean curious.
>>27390371
Someone needs to send Homer this one, it's too special to pass up. A perfect example of the glory that happens here
>>27390384
You're not going to utter a word to ANYBODY.
>>27390393
I don't know, this could be gold....
>>27390490
I'm warning you anon, don't do it. You'll regret it.
>>27390518
Will I unleash the shrekening if I do it?
>>27390581
You're testing my patience, child.
>>27389746
>Penn Jilette
