You may apply for citizenship in Equestria if you agree to the following terms:
If you have a penis under 4 inches in length you are to be gelded.
If you have a penis between 4-7 inches in length you will be required to wear a chastity device at all times.
If you have a penis length over 7 inches in length you will be required to wear a chastity device for a minimum of 3 consecutive days a week. On the fourth day you may remove your device and sow your seed as you see fit.
If you have a penis length of 12 inches or more you will become a permanent "guest" in the royal harem where you will be magically and mechanically milked until deemed unfit for service.
If you have a vagina you will become serving wenches/whores.
If you are a transgender person or any of the other asexual, omisexual, furfagosexual bullshit-spewing faggots who simply cannot accept being a single gender, you will be executed immediately.
How do you fare?
>>27382006
What if I have two penises, four nipples and a vagina?
>>27382006
I get off scott free because I use the metric system and thus am legally precluded from these terms by its own wording.
>>27382006
Why are you forcing your shitty fetishes?
>>27382006
What if I were born without any genitalia? What then, bitch?
Sure is 4 inches in here.
>>27382042
Excuse me, but what?
>>27382137
I like you.
>>27382006
I think I'll stick with the Green Card program.
It's nowhere near as kinky as that.
Where is my 15-18 inches options sir?
>>27382189
>If you have a penis length of 12 inches or more
read a little further dumbfuck
>>27382006
Tough break, huh OP?
>>27382150
>If you are a transgender person or any of the other asexual, omisexual, furfagosexual bullshit-spewing faggots who simply cannot accept being a single gender, you will be executed immediately.
dyertop
>>27382239
Hahaha
Ps.drunk like shit today woowoo
>>27382327
but wouldn't it not be his fault?
If I cant fuck, then whats the point of going to Equestria?
>>27382006
What if I'm a chef at Wendy's with a 13" penis making $1M a year?
>>27382492
Well now you're a piece of meat at Celly's shooting one million dollops a year.
>>27382137
Found the faggot.
>If you have a vagina you will become serving wenches/whores
Don't sound too bad, taking a horse cock every day, sex with sexy mares, possibility of becoming a personal slave to lyra and maybe bon bon, i'm set for life
>>27382656
Forgot pic, oops
>>27382006
report it and move on folks.
>>27382006
Looks like I get to fuck some sweet pony pussy a few times every week.
>>27382006
I shoot the false Celestia to death, because that isn't Equestria, it's some cuck queen's pony dream.
And naturally, to take over the place and show who's boss I fuck thebananaonce she's thoroughly expired.
>>27382006
>asexual
>immediately executed
What is the purpose of executing asexual males when, practically speaking, they would be the same as guys that had their penis gelded but left alive?
Also:
>not dividing females by weight, breast size, and/or ass size
>>27382006 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WGBw0Co3vE
>>27382771
>What is the purpose of executing asexual males when, practically speaking, they would be the same as guys that had their penis gelded but left alive?
Because one has their balls and is a fucking twat, the other loses their balls and is a salty bitch.
