How would you get noticed by your favorite pony?
>>27379218
Stuff my fingers up her ass
>>27379218
The same way you get you sempai to notice you.
By killing all her friends.
FAST
>>27379218
Blow my brains out with a .44 revolver infront of her.
>>27379218
Play this:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qeyqY8UPpus
>>27379281
>>27379333
>>27379364
These are all acceptable answers.
Punching her with her own hooves and saying 'Why are you hitting yourself' is also a good one.
>>27379417
The only correct answer
>>27379218
I would walk into the boutique with my buttons done up out of order, one sleeve longer than the other and a loose hem on my pants leg.
She will promptly lay me upon her fainting couch and tend to my fashion injuries.
>>27379218
spinning seems like a good trick.
go on a fucking rampage and murder entire towns.
Rape her with my austistic imagination.
I heil at her.
>>27379218
Be a previously unknown species 3-4 times her size and say hello.
>>27379218
I would let heredit my research paper.
>>27379218
Considering I'd be an alien, I'm sure getting her attention would be e z p z
>>27380442
savage.
I'd pull out my dick because your favorite pony is a whore.
Kill all who are against her
>>27379218
By being the only human in Equestria. Or, failing that, by joining in the slaughter of whatever monstrosity has decided to attack Ponyville that week.
>>27379218
I'd be nice, talk about my interests, maybe see if she and I have stuff in common. Not to mention how she likes to read and I like to write, and think I can justly say there could be some attractions towards us based off of each other.
Or while she's at a parade with the the other princesses, I'd make a big poster that says something rather intimate and close that sticks out like a cheesy book-pun that she'd only get.
Maybe offer to buy her food out one night? See if she's free?This feeling of loneliness and love hurts
>>27379364
Turning to her and saying "You're too slow!" is a surefire shot to the vagina.
>>27379415
She will definitely notice you then.
>>27379218
Hitting her, of course.
>>27382296
Would you share more ponies with bruises like that?
My waifu is smart so I'd pretend to be dumb and have her tutor me "Mean Girls" style.
>>27382467
What that's it?
You can just start talking to her about shit from Equestria and she'd be all over you trying to figure out how you know about it
