>>27378085
Dude, that's cold.
I wonder what would have happened if Andersen had been born in modern days.
Guess he would have probably become the token creepy uncle which keeps getting invited every christmas ot of habit
"Hun, where's your brother?"
"Hans Christian? He's telling tales to the kids..."
>muffled sound of kids desperately crying in background
>>27378102
GOD DAMMIT CARLOS!
>>27378085
>tfw you will never be the good samaritan who works at an orphanage in Equestria
>ywn help lots of little ponies
>ywn be the collective's giant monkey dad
>>27378166
You can still be a good guy Anon. You can stop them from becoming little niglets.
>>27378085
Porn when?
>>27378166
Sorry lad, can't save the little match girl: her death was meant to make a point (="kids are dying everyday in our streets and we're doing nothing about it").
>>27378186
Asking the important questions, here.
>>27378085
I dont know why you are surprised, shitty writers tend to just copy-paste the scrooge thing without reading the god damn book.
>>27378122
Carlos duty
>>27378186
>>27378207
Before she dies, I hope
>>27378214
>>27378214
No we are going full postmortem.
>>27378214
This is why shes my waifu
>>27378228
Hey, it was an episode about heartwarming's eve. If she's dead there definitely can't be no "heart" nor "warming"
>>27378274
stop before you get dead
>>27378293
...but I'm not selling matches
>>27378308
>>27378308
>>27378316
damn carlos, that was cold.
>>27378323
pretty chilling if you ask me
>>27378308
i'm happy for laughing at that, and i hate it
>>27378085
Tiny Tim was cured with a pair of magic tap-dancing shoes. Pretty sure Little Match Filly would be adopted by someone if she wasn't already
>>27378398
That's beyond the point. Can we, instead, discuss about the fact that Spoiled Rich was together on-screen with Diamond Tiara for more than two seconds without berating her? Not to mention, SHE WAS SMILING.
>>27378412
That's the beauty of tales, Anon. But don't forget that it's just that, a tale.
>>27378483
Or, more simply, she was just on absynthe and thought DT was a bag of bits.
>>27378214
Guess you're gonna get a real stiffy.
>>27378274
You have to put the pony into critical hypothermia before you can warm their heart, anyway.
>>27378412
Her daughter was the center of the scene. Of course she's smiling.
>>27378122
just chill u need to earn to ,let it go
>>27378214
>>27378186
Maybe this weekend
>>27378847
"Let it go", like that song in Frozen?
Frozen, like that little match filly?
>>27378166
>satan dubs
>>27378181
>>27378202
But I want to do something about it.
Just not in Africa
Fuck Africa
>>27378214
>>27378102
>>27378102
Ok, that was pretty good
>>27378102
>>27378214
>>27378274
>>27378308
CARLOOOOOOOOOOS
>>27378210
The irony of this post is delicious.
>>27378085
Dude...that's hot...
>>27378214
I haven't laughed this hard to a pun before
Oh...
Seriously, porn when
I wouldn't mind porn of her dead body frozen in the street at least
>>27379943
I have a feeling someone somewhere made this already.
