Pressing your genitals against pine needles was a grrreat idea!
>>27376860
She must be from Washington state.
Sacrifices must be made to be thestarof the episode.
>>27376860
What if it's a pine with soft needles? Ever think about that, dweeb?
>>27376876
That would be a weird pine, catbird.
>>27376860
But they don't have genitals nigger
>>27376958
According to Lauren, they reproduce via the old fashioned mammal way.
Well lauren can go fuck herself the old fashioned mammal way
>>27376997
Fuck, meant for >>27376992
Obviously
>>27376997
>Well Lauren can go fuck herself
The blasphemy has been spoken.
>>27377000
Nice fuckup, heretic.
>>27376992
I'm pretty sure we didn't need Lauren to get that
>>27377137
Maybe standard mammalian reproduction was canonized only after she saw the explosion of r34 the show produced.
>>27376860
She must be really heavy to bend the tree that way.
>>27377451
She broke wooden floor with her ass alone, don't forget that.
>>27376992
Source?
>>27376992
>making family hub
>>27377710
Some episode. Since I normally do not rewatch them, not sure which one.
>>27376860
>>27376895
>>27376992
>>27377014
>>27377718
>namefagging
>>27376997
>implying that would be a bad thing
>>27376860
>Derpy has no concept of sexual pleasure
>She just knows that it feels good when down there rubs against things
>The pine needles hurt, but they also feel kind of good
>>27377824
That's my headcanon now.
>>27377824
>Derpy
Who?
>>27377824
>mfw
>>27377824
Ahem..
GREEEEEEN
WHEREEEEN?
>>27377710
Ignoring the fact we have seen hospital maternity wards and bathroom use, both of which require said unrendered bits of anatomy, this is what he is referring to
>>27376860
Ponies have those hidden internally under a layer of fur, skin and fat so it's probably not doing much.
...what genitals?
>>27377742
Just keeping the tradition of Sparkle Fizzlelove alive, that's all.
>>27380233
Ah yes the beginning of it all ... We all have some kind of homage to this man or probably a woman now
>>27380233
...I wonder what Sparkle's doing nowadays.
>>27379242 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WGBw0Co3vE
>>27377451
assuming one wouldn't fall off for some reason, ANY adult human would cause a pinetree top to bend
>>27376866
better than a normal tree, yeah. nature is less gross up there
>>27376860
i thought she impaled herself at first. then i remembered nobody could do that on tv
>>27380568
i remember when i first referred to the company as 'hasbrony' and people thought it was clever
>>27376866
As a Washington resident, I'd like to state that pushing our genitals against pine trees is not a state tradition.
>>27383227
>Not pushing pine needles into your genitals in an act of celebrating Washingtonian citizenship
What the fuck are you, straight?
>>27379242
In my headcanon the show is filmed with a magical camera that hides genitals since it's a kid's show.My autism is terminal.
>>27381927
Literally picking up the WORST possible pony for this stunt.
>>27384772
I imagine some kind of glamored underwear that hides the junk but not the trunk, that way you can see them marks and that fine ass...ass. yeah.
>>27384772
Maybe their genitals are hidden really well and they become visible when they're aroused?
