What would you do if you were only able to go to Equestria for 3 days and 3 nights?
>>27376341
Gas the jews
>>27376341
Kill myself just before the time's up
Rape Twilight.
Spend the rest eating a tree frog under a log in the everfree.
>>27376341
Rape Celestia
>>27376362
>thinking you can rape a wizard or the willing
>>27376378
>implying you can do something against one anon with a Glock
COCK OR GLOCK BITCH
>>27376399
>Trap you in bubble
>Teleport gun out of your hand
>dismantle it
ooooh, noooo.
Whatever shall she dooooo.
Tell the alicorns.
>>27376454
>*telemeports behind you*
>*stabs you with katana*
>"Nothing personnel, kid."
>>27376341
Take massive amounts of photos and videos, then get rich selling them to autists on the Internet.
>>27376454
I shoot her. A bubble can't do shit
>>27376341
3rd night, train station, Spike
>>27376472
Have you not seen what those bubbles can resist? if you shot a bullet in one it would probably bounce off and hit you.
>>27376463
>katana
>teleports behind
Please. Stop being such fucking retards.
>>27376487
>He doesn't get the joke
We are making fun of you, retard.
>>27376481
Bitch please, i don't use Hands, Spears and bows.
Jump into the portal as fast as possible, before my mind starts making plans that would definitely ruin the stay due to their own implausibility
>>27376502
Im the guy who was calling you a shitter for thinking a glock is a real gun and can pierce magic, not the one responding to your "PSSH NOTHIN PERSONEL"
>>27376568
we sure are the retards anon
>>27376568
You're both a couple of mouthbreathers.
>>27376568
>calling you a shitter for thinking a glock is a real gun
You are not a smart man anon.
https://us.glock.com/products/sector/law-enforcement
>>27376341
Kill myself so I get reborn and get to live forever in Equestria.
Depends
If I go as a pony, I'd fuck every pony pussy I can find for minutes
If I go as a human, I'd fuck every pony pussy I can find for hours
>Equestria is a world where gold coins are standard currency.
>Find as much work as I can in those three days.
>Maybe help rarity find some gems with my own cut as compensation.
>Return home richer than a motherfucker.
>Use money to fund a project that involves creating a portal back to Equestria.
>>27376487
So, how is your first day on 4chan.
>>27377121
>not using it on a brand new custom rig, pony merch and bad dragon products
>>27377134
That works too actually
>>27376341
Probably be like I am in real life.
>>27376341
Equestria's gonna have a serial rapist on the loose for 3 days and 3 nights.
>>27376341
Rape of course, is it even a question? All they could do is to imprison me, but when time will come I'll be free in warm of my house.
>>27376487
>hello i'm new
Did you just get the internet today?
<no fun allowed>
>>27376362
>>27376377
>>27377176
>>27377219
Implying you weak little bitches could rape any pony. Even if they are small, they would probably kick your asses. If a medium sized dog can, so would a pony.
>>27376399
>>27376472
YOU go to Equestria, not you and your faggot gun collection. Still, if a magic bubble could protect Twilight from Tireks magic blast, a bullet wouldn't do shit.
>>27377092
Implying any pony would ever fuck a human, let alone you. If you can't get laid irl, what says you would ever get laid in equestria. You would still be a sperglord. Ponies would also probably see you like we see zoidberg, so I'm sure they'd rather kill themselves than fuck any of you.
</no fun allowed>
Be honest, tell them I'm not from this world. Tell them I only have 72 hours here, ask if they can solve it. Regardless I want to spend time with my mom horse.Luna
>>27377508
the neckbeard is strong on this one
>>27377528
not even remotely close
>>27377525
>be me
>be getting some beers
>this fucking guy comes up to me
>"hey man im not from this world i come from equestria the land of the ponies. i have 3 days before i go back. please help me"
>i obviously believe him
>>27376487
lurk moar newfag
>Be me
>be in Equestria
>Find babby hoers
>Steal babby hoers and bring it to Americaland (ak, Earth)
>Teach it ways of world domination
>Die happily knowing humans will welcome their new pony Overlord
>>27377543
If it was a horse I would believe them.
>>27377543
I'd go to Twilight or someone higher up that'd listen.
It's not like they don't believe everything anyway.
>>27376341
Kill Celestia.
The day. Shall last. FOREVER!
get some laser horse to turn me into a mare so that when I come back I will be the only pony on earth
.
>>27377613
You fucking idiot, Luna's still alive.
>>27376341
No idea, uhhh.....make the best of it?
Then again, if a human entered equestria, i'm pretty sure said human would scare everypony that saw it.
>>27377508
>all these implications
They'll never see the brick coming.
>>27376454
>the sign of a true autist
>>27376341
I would sleep it out.
>>27376341
If it actually happened, I'd do whatever I could to get some pussy. If some of the ponies are even a little bit like humans in real life, you could convince a good few for a 1 night stand.
I'd also try a bunch of shit I could never do on Earth. I'd try an rape a pony, I would try and kill a pony, I would do so much shit. And if I was guaranteed to return to Earth after 72 hours perfect no matter what happened, I'd risk my life doing random shit to.
The greatest time of my life would happen.
>>27376399
https://youtu.be/rJM7RQ-r9Fs?t=2m26s Yeah good luck with that
>>27379545
>Calls someone an autist
>Uses an image youtuber only 14 year olds and edgy teens find funny
>>27378101
Can she even move the sun? There still won't be any sunrise/sunset.
>>27376487
>"Nothing personnel, kid."
I would rather spent 6 more minutes with my familyThey're all gone
>>27380722i know that feel, manwish I could hug my mother againgoddammit anon, why you make me suffer
Take time to know a very little part of equestria and buy a lot of books, any magic shit if they work in the earth and a lots of gems(those are cheap as fuck in equestria)
>>27376478
This
>>27376341
rape...
>>27376341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e056R97svz8
Acquire magical Ocarina to reset time and try to find a permanent way to stay.
Having to befriend the mane6 all over again and probably fighting powerfull wizards along the way for all the time fuckery I'll be causing.
>>27376341
First day: Meet Pinkie and get the whirlwind tour of ponyville and her friends. Massive welcome party that night. Find Vinyl, Octavia, Lyra and Bonnie Bons. Proceed to hug repeatedly. Dance with Derpy.
Second day: Go help out on Appul Acres for the morning, visit CMC clubhouse and ask Rarity to make a simple cap with her cutie mark on it for me to wear. That night go out drinking with Applejack, Rainbow and Pinkie. Crash at Flutter's place and hilarity ensues.
Third day: Spend day with Twilight in castle-bury-thing. Get girls together for massive sleep over at said castle-bury-thing. Party all night until everyone else has passed out.Whisper "I'll always love you." to Pinkie before I disappear.
>>27376341
Get a restraining order from Pinkie Pie, most likely
I'd make God damn sure to find that Alicorn Amulet before I went back!
>>27382929
>come back to earth
>mad with power
>can feel the energy and knowledge flow through you
>no horn to actually do any magic with
>>27382973
I got your horn right here, hehehe.
>>27382773
You, I like you, You get a gold star.
>>27382980
Are you 11?
>>27377528
Me on the right
>>27376341
Scream and yell at anypony willing to listen, mane 6 and princesse preferred, that my world is on the verge of cataclysm, sowhen I'm sucked back to earth, they will begin research and find a way to and back from earth.
>>27376341
rape myself
>>27382973
Do you really think that thing only works for unicorns?
>>27376341
Work my ass off on the first day
Acquire like a shitload ofturnipsThrow turnipsat all of the ponies
Win everything
No one can stop me on my warpath to the top
>>27383033
>anypony
Will ponychan ever leave?
>>27376341
>What would you do if you were only able to go to Equestria for 3 days and 3 nights?
I was going to say "try to figure out what to do with my life when I get back to this world."
but then I got to thinking. I'd have a fresh start in a world where I wouldn't have to deal with the consequences of my actions.
I think I would spend my time trying to help others.
