You know what to do.
Mine is July 4th.
>>27372446
These are always so fucking lame.
I hate being born in August.
Fuck you, dude.
>>27372446
Violated Carrot Top
............................
>>27372446
>Switched bpdies
ruined
Thank you faggot
>>27372465
I agree. They always slap a shitty option on the 31st.
ALWAYS
>>27372477
She's married you fiend!
>>27372446
i started a business with lyra
>>27372494
I didn't know
FORGIVE ME
>>27372477
You too, huh?
>>27372446
>Forever tied to Twigglet
Not even mad.
>>27372521
I guess...
What year were you born?
The Doctor goes to the moon again?
>>27372540
'87.
>>27372446
>No sign of characters in post season 2.
Current year, OP, c'mon.
>>27372446
>Steal the Helements of Armory with Vinyl Scratch
Turns out it was to keep them away from Vortech when his goons arrived.
>Violated Diamond Tiara
>>27372551
...
I was born in 1997
I'm 10 years younger than you.
>destroyed equestria with yellowquiet
I'm cool with this.
>>27372446
>Create battle clones of Applejack
It is time
>>27372446
>October 8
>July 12
Why do my parents win so hard
>>27372604
Hope you're in college or a trade school.
>>27372446
July 22. I'm gonna violate Octavia's cute little mare ass. I'm gonna violate her HARD.
>>27372446
>Started a gang with Mayor Mare
C O N N E C T I O N S
>>27372657
donkeyfucker :^)
>>27372446
forever tied to Flutters. Why the fuck does January 12th always have the worst shit.
>>27372446
>Violated Nightmare Moon
I like my birthday. I like it a lot.
Also, it's damn hard to find any good NMMsubmissive art.
>Starting a gang with soaring
I like where this is going
>>27372446
Banished to kindergarden with luna
>start a gang with Gilda
>small-time robberies and muggings, mainly targeting oblivious pony tourists
>never get rich, but make enough to get by
It writes itself.I only have like 2 pictures of Gilda
>>27372446
>married to princess luna
not my waifu, but she's very nice
>>27372446
>Violated Rarity
>>27372446
>Went to the moon with Princess Celestia
Well now
>>27372446
Data mining thread eh?
>>27372446
Banished to magic kindergarten with Twilight Sparkle.
I personally think this is a great prompt, writefriends, please!
>Destroyed Equestria with Mayor Mare.
Hmm, I feel as though there is no logical reaction to this.
Fuck it, these ponies drive me to drink.
>>27372446
banished to magical kindergarten with Applejack
fucking lame as shit
>>27373412
My nigga.I have none.
>>27372477
>>27372521
my fellow niggaswho up for some gang rape?
>>27372446
>banished to magic kindergarten with twilight.
>>27372446
>Married to Spike
kill me
>>27372446
Switched bodies with Discord.
Nice, I could bring all anons in Equestriaand take away their dicks
>>27372446
bpdies, fix your feburary op
>>27372446
>Aug. 20
I'm sure she'll enjoy revisiting her favorite place.
>>27372446
Diamond Tiara is my crime fighting sidekick?
Um...alright. I think that might just be totally hilarious.
>>27372446
Married to Spike....
...at least I can be a Scalie instead of a Horsefucker.
>>27372446
>Married to Applejack
wew
>Married to best griff.
I'll take it
>>27372446
>Destroyed Equestria with Fluttershy
Seems legit
>>27372446
Started a gang with worst pone (Rarity)
>>27372446
>January 5th
I'm okay with this.
Started a business with DJ-Pone3...
>>27376033
>Having to listen to Rambow Dish bitch all day because she cant fast while forever tied to your fat ass
>>27372446
>May 23
>Start a gang with BonBon
I'm oddly okay with this.
>>27372446
>violated by Rarity
IMPLYING IT'S A VIOLATION WHEN YOU WANT IT
>Derpy Hooves became my crime fighting sidekick
I can already imagine that she will have enough luck to actually capture the criminals without any knowledge
>>27372446
Always scootalo, this time a fucking gang.
>>27372446
>Forever tied to Spike
Fuck my life.
>Destroy Equestria with Derpy Hooves
I just don't know what went wrong
>fight crime with Berry Punch
Surely there would be unsolved mysteries like "who robbed the wine cellar," but we'd be far too drunk to get shit done.
>>27372494
L-lewd!
I started a business with Diamond Tiara. I have financial backing and I'm working with an inherent leader. I'm good.
>>27372446
>Created battle clones of Braeburn
Either I conquer something or I open up my own gay brothel...
>>27372446
>1 day off starting business with waifu
Yeah OP, fuck you
... I am not going to violate Vinyl Scratch.
Too much energy.
... And damn you OP. Clever basterd.
>>27372477
Snap.
November 8th. I win.
>Start a gang with big mac
lol
Start a gang with Carrot Top?
Sure, why not.
>>27372446
Started a gang with Rainbow Dash.Johnny Gat Dash whenSR1+SR2 Gat > Post SR2 Gat
>>27372446
Nice on the moon with best princessluna
Sounds like fun
>March 14th
Go fuck yourself OP
>>27372446
>create battle clones of lyra
Why? Who am I fighting? Can't we just cuddle?
>>27377482
He didn't say which version.
Tied to Discord.
>>27372446
Started a business with berry punch.unlimited amounts of vodka cyкa
>>27372446
>started a gang with Luna
in the hoodie
>>27372446
>Spike became my crime fighting sidekick
I was unhappy with Spike at first, but that actually sounds like a pretty goddamn sweet deal.
>Destroy Equestria with Discord
Hold my beer, cause dis gon b gud.
>>27377642
no, you get 1 million years of gulag instead.
>>27372505
>that filename
kek
>>27372446
>Started a gang with Scootaloo
You shouldn't put to all CmC together
