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>>27370249
So... WTF IS THIS EMPTY FOR!? WHY AM I NOT GETTING LAID?! IS MANWHORE THE TRAITOR!?
Find out in the next episode of Dragon Ball Z
>>27370334
Can you do green?
Great so do a green where Fruit finds a new waifu.
>>27370350
So Ember?
>>27370364What do you think?
>Be Daily
>You have just drunk 5 gallons of dungeon water.
>Maybe the metal in it was poisonous.
>Whatever.
>So you decided to go back the the party when you saw something on the wall.
>It was a pony the exact same color as you.
>He screamed senpai.
>So you approached him carefully and readied your knifeu.
"Hello! Are you new in the dungeon?"
>As you said that he started to reach for your marehood until he slightly graced it.
>Your face went full red.
"B-Baka?"
>You mumble as you do the same to him, reaching lower and lower as he smiles.
>Soon, you reach contact and he starts to finger you.
>After that you start to kiss him.
>The kiss is interrupted by a fiery feeling.
>The water poison wears off.
>It was fucking ember.
>"Baka indeed Bitch."
>Then the rest of the night was used to sloppy get each other off.
>The end.
>>27370372
No promises on the quality
>Be Fruit Loop
>There are eyes looking at you from behind
>You whip around
"STAY BACK FAGGOT I'VE GOT FRUIT AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT"
>Ember jumps back
>You drop your attack stance
>Which is the Crane stance from The Karate Kid
>She gulps slightly
>"Hey, I'm new in the dungeon and you seem like you know what your doing"
>"Plus Morky's a grade A asshole and you seem to know how to keep him under control"
>You nod
"Always keep a glass of Orange Juice when your around him"
>She takes a mental note and nods
>You turn and continue walking
>She trots behind
>It's kind of unnerving like she's about to pounce
>Everyone loves fruit juice
>At least the ones that are living
>Anyone that doesn't like it or drinks and eats vegetables deserves to rot in hell
>It's rude but true
>You find a wooden door
>You open it
>Damn, an empty closet
>A weird smell inside
>With a copy of E.T. Extra Trollestrial
>You heard Morky and Daily talking about this
>Oh Fruit Gods
>Did they...
>You almost puke up Pineapple juice
>But a sudden force behind keeps it in your stomach
>The door slams shut
>It's dark
>And smells
>You plug your "nose"
>That's better
>You light the candle
>The dim light fills the closet
>Ember stands over you
>Oh hot diggy damn
>She's probably pulling a Glimmer
>Or Manhorse
>Or Scootaloo
>One of the three that is trying to kill us all
>You gulp
"H-Hi"
>You replace what fruit got knocked out of your bowl from that crazy experience
>"Someone sure likes fruit ey?"
>You grab your carton of orange juice
>You chuck it at Morky
>He blocks!
>"Dummkopf!"
>Input battle scene here
>>27370482
I didn't understand the ending
Did Ember kidnap Fruit?
>>27370520
No, he gave her a deep dicken then I made a bad joke and we fought. I dunno I'm autistic.
>>27370536
Now put your green powers to the test WITH A BACK STORY FOR EMBER :D
>Be Ember
>Your a new fag
>Very hostile
>And this is your story
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>Your Ember
>A normal, nice morning
>Your wake up and do your daily routine
>Your arrested by the police
>Not sure why
>But they're saying you killed someone
>Might have
>Your being taken to prison
>Your put into a cell
>5 hours later your let out of your cell
>They pull you to a room
>It's dark when they throw you in
>Lights turn on
>The floor and walls are grated
>There's a reflective wall to your right
>On the other side are ponies
>Your being gassed
>The gas fills the room
>Your feeling a change
>You can feel your bones changing
>Your skin shifting
>Your vision is becoming blurry
>You wake up once more
>It's white and bright
>A booming voice is heard
>"Ember
Gender: Mare
Type: EarthI don't remember
Items:-Insert three random items here-
+1 Anonpone"
>It goes black
>The floor your on is damp
>You get to your feet
>You look around the dark dungeon
>"Hey asshole!"
>You look at the unicorn before you
>Pic is cutie mark
"Shut up b-baka!"
>Smooth move
>"I'll get the Orange Juice Morky!"
>"No please!"
>Confusing af
>A pony with a fruit bowl as a head helps you up
>"I'm Fruit Anon"
>Time to start a new life
The murder thing is to express her passive aggressiveness towards others
>>27370725
Huh.
I was expecting some dragon shit.
But you are a crack addict.So must do something pertaining to police.
>>27370746
I'm also a crack dealer! and Daily's husbando apparently
>>27370746
And it IS Earth...
>>27370755
Now do a back story about me.
Krono already did one,now lets see your version.
>>27370770
1. Those dubs
2. Okay
>Be Glimmer
>Your the ruler of Communist Russia
>It's great
>Wonderful even!
>A cigar between your lips and a bottle of vodka
>Your doors open and you look up
>A guard of yours stands there
>"Sir, a... Manhorse is here to see you"
"Let him in"
>A man with a horse head comes in
>The guard closes the door
>"Hello Mrs. Glimmer"
>His voice sends autism into you
"What do you want?"
>"I would like to show you a new product"
>You nod
>He takes a seat across from you and opens up a metallic brief case
>He pulls out a weapon
>"A raygun"
>That's it?
"That's it?"
>He nods
>"Would you like a demonstration?"
>You nod and he aims at a vase
>He starts to squeeze the trigger and turns it to you quickly and pulls it
>Slow-mo
>It slowly comes to you
>Regular
>It hits you in the head
>You wake up and see white
>"Name: Glimmerfag
Gender: Female
Items:-Insert 3 random items-
+1 Anonpone"
>Says a wonderful, deep voice that almost makes you orgasm
>You look around
>There's a pony making something
>You get up and look at it
"Hi" You say
>"Hello"
>The voice sounds familiar
>It's him!
>You step back
>And step on some of his other inventions
>"No the BARs!"
>Yadadada
That's the reason you hate Manhorse btw
>>27370853
10/10 would step on again.
>>27370880
Dem dubs
>>27370896
What dubs?
Now a story were we find a room that looks like a beach side funhouse! With a beach!
>>27370910
1. Never mind
2. Can't a mouse sort his Pokemon cards in peace?
3. Alright, give me a bit and I'll do that
>>27370931
Sure.
>>27370910
>Be the Dungeoneers
>It's been well
>A few new fags joined
>Daily came back
>She's trying to find a closet
>For some action with Morky
>You just beat a boss
>It was a sand monster
>You don't know where the source came from
>For all that sand
>But it sure was strange
>You open a thing of double doors, expecting a trader
>Light fills the room
>When it settles down
>You have a beautiful ocean view
>It's a beach room!
>There's sand, water and little huts
>Daily pulls Morky off to one
>"REMEMBER ME!"
>Daily is probably going to be ridden to extinction
>Oh well
>You don't need that crack head
>It's kind of nice without Glim and Manhorse
>Frosty sits on one of the beach towels with a umbrella over it creating shade
>Fruit goes to a bar and orders a fruit cocktail
>Meat is building a sandcastle
>Ember is swimming
>More like drowning
>Fruit has to save her
>Them being lovers
>It's an unspoken relationship rule
>It's all good
>Law is giving them a break
>Cause they gonna face some real shit
>REAL SHIT
>Most likely they're going to die
Glim? Anyone? Am... Am I the only one left? Well... Let's see... Can I find any Playcolts? Shit... None...
Fuck it, I'm going to the mall see you fucks later
>>27371245
Can you write a green where all of us are traps?
>>27371049
>Playcolts
>Not PlayponyFinally found an excuse to post this!
>>27371336
>Traps
IDEA DISCARDED
>>27371352
It's rather that or a fat pony story. And my notifications on Deviant Art are supplying those enough.
>>27371336
I'm ok with this
>>27371371
Why.....
Just.
Why
>>27371336
At least don't make ALL of us traps.
>>27371382
Traps? Niggas I'm confused. I'm drawing with sharpies, hence the reason I probably am.
>>27371382
Then a fat pony story on one of us or BTFO.
>>27371406
...............
Deal.
>>27371397
What?
>>27371406
Wait
Are
Me
And
Daily
A
Ship?
Or
Is
It
A
Prank?
I'm
Confused
And
Want
To
Know
>>27371397
This will explain it.
>Be glimmer.
>You just had legendary sex with a stallion and you were covered in cum.
"Oh Dolly. That was amazing."
>"Yep. BUT GUESS WHAT!?"
>Daily takes off her disguise and shocks glimmer.
>"GOTCHA BITCH!"
"DAILY!?! WHAT THE HELL? AND WHAT WAS THAT YKU STUCK INTO ME!?"
>"I was a trap! And I tore off fruitanon's dick!"
"FUCK YOU!"
>"I hope your foals are fighters."
A trap is a gender that looks like the opposite.
>>27371467
>Me being """"""""""""""Fucked""""""""""""" by Daily and not Krono
>mfw
>>27371422
I am happy.
>>27371428
We are. Assume the position.
>>27371467
So a tranny? Or am I still being autistic
>>27371510
Right, I knew that.
>>27371467
I'll try. No promises but I'll do it for mewaifucause why the fuck not?
>>27371571
>Waifu
I AM AN INDEPENDENT WOMEN.B-B-Baka!
Lets see whats going on he-
>>27371671
HEY THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE MY LINE!
>>27371467
>Be "Krono"
>Your Actually Manhorse
>You gonna tap Glimmer's shit
>She smiles at you as she sees you
>She believes that your Krono
>This gonna be good
>She takes you into Daily's and Morky's closet
>You do the do
>Play hide the pickle
>Dance
>Had some fun
>You get up and leave
>"That was wonderful Krono!"
>You smirk and remove the disguise
"Surprise"
>She back pedals
>"N-no!"
"Oh yea"
>You accuse her of breaking the BARs
>The other Dungeoneers come and beat her to near death
>Blahblahblah
>Your a smug asshole bastard
>Your name is...
>Manhorse
>>27371725
By the way. When I wrote the first story, of Glimmer being the Communist leader, that's the true story.
Requesting a green where
MANHORSE FUCKING DIES AT THE HANDS OF DIO!
>>27371742
REQUESTING A FUCKING FAT PONY STORY. IM PLAYING SUNSET OVERDRIVE!
>>27371770
>Be Frosty the Snowman
>Or Jack Frost
>You ate every single food item in our inventory
>Even the storage things
>All the items
>Your like a giant pony balloon
>Everyone else is disgusted and angry
>But their attacks just bounce off you
>Life's good
>You pick up Fruit
"Time to eat something healthy!"
>"NO PLEASE!"
>You toss Fruity into your mouth and eat him
>They try to escape but the door is locked!
>You grab Ember
>She squirms
>"Don't you dare you b-baka!"
You flip her like a coin and into your mouth
>ded
>You grab Morky
>"Well fuck"
>You eat him, no fight
>He accepted his death
>You grab Suitcase
>She wets herself
"Adds to the taste!"
>You eat her whole
>Daily managed to open the door and fucking booked it
>You end up eating so much you explode
>THE END
>>27371844
>Mfw jack goes fucking nuclear >>27371770
>>27371742
How about this?
>Be Glimmer
"How does it feel Manhorse?"
>He coughs up blood
>"Why...?"
>You bring the whip across his chest again
>He screams in pain as blood flies into the air
>"Please..."
"This is what you get! WHAT YOUR DESERVE!"
>You take Morky's Rake and scratch his chest
>He screams
>It fills your ears with pleasure
>You take Morky's shield and bitchslap him with it
>Morky lent you his weapons while he's cleaning the closet
>You hit him again and teeth, blood and spit comes out of his mouth
>He slowly looks up at you
>"Ple-"
>You hit him
>A pleasing snapping sound is heard as he screams louder
>His jaw is hanging lowly
>It's broken
>His nose is bleeding
>He's cut up
>You grab the candle
"Let's close those cuts"
>You take the bayonet and heat the blade up with the candle
>You hold it to his cuts and he tries to scream
>He can't
>The smell of burning flesh fills your nose
>Finally, the bloodloss kills him
>You wash Morky's weapons and go out of the room and lock it behind you
>They'll never have to be brain controlled
>They'll never see him again
>>27371975
Write one bit where I suck is blood and yell HINJAKU HINJAKU!
>>27371844
....WHAT
>>27372011
JACK FROST WENT NUCLEAR!
>>27372081
But desu I thought you were going to pick one of the female pones.
Any more requests?
>>27372243
The fact I can see it as an excuse for the next few weeks of school tomorrow and I'm still not sure what I was a great way of the day after a long day at the same thing to say I have a great way of the day after a long day at the end of the year and the rest of the year and the rest of the year of high quality of life and the other hand is not an issue of whether or the day I have no idea what better way to the gym today and it is the hardest part about being able the best of the day.
>>27372262
Okay. Do you need cuddles?
>>27372267
I just pressed things and that came up.
Also, I would like to request the party on crack.
>>27372300
So then I wouldn't change
>>27372319
Neither would Jack.
>>27372300
If I write this I want snuggles from you k?
>>27372404
I agree to this.
>>27372533
Okay. So everyone on crack? Got it.
>Be Morky
>Everyone seems so strange
>Like they...
>They found your crack
>Good God
>Daily doesn't seem to much different besides twitching
>Frosty doesn't seem to different either
>Fruit... Fruit couldn't handle it
>You think he's dead
>A good kick to confirm
>Yup, he's dead
>Glimmer found it too
>She's yelling in Russian and trying to get Krono to mess her up
>You snort a line
>Your not to affected because it was sugar
>THEY REPLACED IT WITH FUCKING SUGAR!
>May as well kill yourself if you don't have crack
>You have Daily
>Well, your going to hell, may as well take her with you
>That's what friends are for
>Then! Fruity didn't die
>He was in deep sleep
>He starts eating Glimmer
>It's actually amusing
>They fight
>Frosty joins the fight!
>They're fighting over who gets to eat Glimmer
>It's amusing
>You find a random bucket of popcorn and start munching on the popcorn
>Daily climbs onto your head and quacks like a duck
>You throw popcorn into her mouth and she eats it like a duck
>This is better than the original dungeon
>The two cannibal faggots ate each other
>Glimmers dead
>Krono is in the corner crying
>Ember is skinning Fruit Loop
>It's all good
>>27372628
I got a request
A green where worst dragonSpikeappears in the dungeons
>>27372665
1. Off by one
2. Okay
>Be Spike
>Twilight had teleported you to get something
>You are now in a damp dungeon
>It's quiet
>"NEWBIE!"
>You turn your head to a pony
>"Who are you?"
>"S-spike"
>You seem to shrink
>Metaphorically
>"I'm Daily, the dungeons greatest autismo and now Morky's lover according to Strawpoll!"
>"Strawpoll?"
>She doesn't answer your question and pulls you into a room
>A few more ponies are in there
>It's kinda of creepy
>They look at you
>"Finally! I'm not the only dragon"
>"Shut up I'm snuggling with you!"
>The two ponies start arguing. One has a fruit bowl as a head and the other is apparently a dragon
>Another is snorting something
>One is a party pooper or something
>"MORKY!"
>The pony snorting something turns his head to the pony holding you
>"It's so cute can we keep it!?"
>He doesn't know how to answer and it's obvious
>"Is it food?"
>Your heart skips a beat at the question
>"If you want it to be"
>Daily replies
>"No! Don't eat him he's the only dragon here"
>The "dragon" says
>The crackhead pounces and picks you up
>Shit
>He bites into you
>"He needs to be cooked
>You scream in pain
>"And gagged"
>Good God
>That night the Dungeoneers had a good meal.
>>27372754
That made me chuckle
>>27372754
I dunno anymore.
>>27372800
Chuckle
>>27372754
Fruit and Ember in lewd/comedic incidences.
>>27372879
Your an Anon. You don't have say. Join the dungeon and I will write for you.
>>27372939
Don't be a faggot Morky
>>27372957
I'm too lazy to figure out how to write that. Like, would Fruity's dick get stuck in her but they're too embraced to ask anyone for help.
>>27372939
You're some special kind of stupid, ain't ya?
>>27373013
Indeed I am.
SOME BODY ONCE TOLD ME
>>27373015
Just write Anons suggestion.
Like hell if you have anything better to do.
>>27373079
That Morky is going to cuddle with Daily while I write green!
>>27373096
This made me smile slowly, and then finally ending up with a Jeff the killer smile.
>>27373127
Thats a shit pasta
>>27373127
That's good! More mouth to kiss
>>27372879
>Be Fruit
>This is embarrassing
>You have your dick stuck inside Ember
>You two are stuck there
>You don't want to call for help because how embarrassing it is
"So..."
>"What?"
"Y-you too!"
>Well shit
>Embarrass your self further why don't you?
>"Right..."
"What should we do?"
>"Can't do much since we're basically glued together"
>You nod
"I didn't even get to make fruit punch"
>"What?"
>She's a special snowflake
"Orgasm"
>She nods
>"Me neither asshole"
>The door starts to creak open
>SHIIIIIIIIIT!
>Morky is standing there
>"Can I have my crack please?"
>You nod slowly and hand him
>"Thank Fruit Loop"
>You nod
>"A little help?" Ember asks
>"Your big ponies, solve this yourself" He replies
>He leaves the door wide open
>Soon the whole dungeon is laughing at you two
>Even the damn monsters
>Time to kill ourselves
>Pic related
>>27373156
Dear Princess Celestia.
Today I learned that Jeff the killer is a shitty meme.
Also you're a very thicc princess and I want you to teach me your ways.
Forever yours, Daily.
>>27373178
>Y-you too
That never gets old.
>>27373178
That is a solid 6
Make a sequel to the Spike green,with Twilight appearing in the dungeons.
>>27373215
Go get Kronos sandpaper Sex Machine stuffed up your communism hole, Komrade.
>mfw no green of me yet
>>27373233
Last time that happened bad events were accounted for.
Don't.
>>27373250
What do you mean?
>>27373279
Twilight is his favorite pone and he doesn't want me to eat her.
>>27373279
Check pastebin for JT/Fruitanon
It wasn't pretty
>>27373332
Oh, and that too
>>27373332
>>27373337
As the word of Shia always said
>JUST DO IT
>>27373350
>Twilight and Spike come to the dungeon
>They were eaten by Morky
>The end
>>27373368
10/10
Better than the bibleYou cheeky cunt
>>27373384
You know it.
>>27373384
Fruity you should keep your mare friend under control
>>27373417
What can I say?
She has a Firey passion for green.
>>27373417
That makes two of you.
>>27373432
Yea well, I need something else besides Twilight and Spike in the dungeon.
Any ideas?
Maybe some joint green buddy chum pal friendly friend dude guy?
>>27373439
I will. I will try. If my next three posts have a dub, trip or anything above that me and Daily are married. No choice.
>>27373417
Im perfectly calm okay?
>>27373449
Hey I got an idea!
Nightmare Moon in the dungeons!
>>27373466
I feel violated.
>>27373471
Jealous of my dubs?
You have to do it now.
>>27373466
>NMM in the dungeon
IM READY TO FUCKING DIE NOW!And or be snuggled Baka.
>>27373492
I will snuggle with you.
And for the NMM in the dungeon. I dunno. Maybe.
>>27373500
Okay, me and Daily are married now. Your Jealous Fruit loop and Ember?
>>27373510
Nah.
>>27373492
Stop saying baka,baka
>>27373518
HAHAHA DUMMKOPF!
>>27373500
>dubs
>I'm married now
Great, now I'm going to havefoals.
>>27373530
Only if you want to.
>>27373545
>That pic
+2 rep
>>27373530
>>27373500
>>27373510
>Daily and Morky are married
We /wedding/ now?
>>27373555
That trip.
What now?
Will you take over the world?
Curb stomp me?
Curb stomp Fruit?
>>27373562
Green of tower wedding when?
>>27373555
>Those trips
+3 Rep
>>27373562
Yes, we're /wedding/ now.
>>27373565
I want more gets.
>>27373578
So am I supposed to green our wedding?
>>27373586
Yes
Then Queen Chrysalis crashes it.
I'm /sleep/ now, good night comrades!
Have a semi cute picture.
>>27373586
Yes and we are all there
>>27373624
Aight
>Be Morky
>The dubs God is making you get married
>Not bad
>You go through all that wedding shit
>Your enjoying a nice line in the bathroom
>Feels good
>Your leave and return to your wife
>She's talking to...
>You?
>Wtfisgoingonyoufuckinglittlenigger?
>You tap her on the shoulder and she looks at you
>"The fuck is this shit?"
>'You' giggle
"Who the fuck are you!?"
>Everyone turns their head
>Well, the dungeoneers do
>Since everyone else is basically dead
>Everyone is here! Besides Manhorse the Impeccable asshole and Glimmer the Commie
>That's fine
>Queen Chrysalis turns to her actual form
"You little nigger"
>"Yes, I could have taken your bride for a wild adventure if you know what I mean"
"Hell is always awaiting you. And death's arms are always wide open for you"
>There's a "OOOOOOOO" around the room
>Feels good to be a gangster
>She makes a pouty face
>"Fuck you"
"I would love to but I'm married"
>"Nigga stfu no one cares you baka"
>She yelps
>She growls and turns her head
>"You seem to have my banana in your vagina" Fruit loop says
>"You baka! Your cheating on me?!" Ember asks
>"No my little blueberry, I thought it was you. She got a deep dicken"
>You chuckle
>Everyone gags
>Fruity puts the banana in his bowl
>Frosted Flakes throws up
>"I need this" Banana Dick says
>"Your all disgusting!" QC says
"You know it!"
>With that she disappears
>...
>She stole your cocaine!
"THAT LITTLE FUCKER!"
>The end. Morky lost his crack, but is married.
>>27373712
what
Go sleep or whatever you Mormons do.
>>27373762
I probably should
How does one properly dungeon? Is there an unspoken etiquette amongst the party? Do we wear pants? Why are we here? I've been lurking the last couple threads and it seems neat.
>>27373923
1.I dunno
2.No
3.We don't know
>>27373923
Well, it's not that hard, once ya get it.
Sex jokes, be female, and hit shit.
Writing green is a bonus.
>>27373985
Write green? Well, I feel like I'd have to be a bit more familiar with the scenario, but any suggestions?
>>27374025
Well, let's start off with you.
Describe what you are, or how your charactar got into the dungeon.
>>27374052
And you're telling me to go to bed
>>27374077
Whatever, turning in for today.
Best of luck, new blood.
Fuck it:
>be me
>emerge from hot tub, arguing into a cellphone
"I said sell those shares in Enbridge before the Fort Mac fires were taken care of- (grumble)- what the fk do I pay you for?! Do you even pay attention? Next chance I get I-"
>proceed to slip on a discarded beer bottle and smash your dome on the balcony stairs.
>should have paid attention
>blackness
>...greyness?
>nope, now it's a solid white
>text comes into focus on the blinding blank background, with a cursor blinking in place at the end of what appears to be a shortform description of... well, you.
Name: (real name)
Type: Human
Gender: Male
Items: -Captain America Pillow -Well endowed anime mousepad -Phillip K Dick Novel
>The cursor navigates to the top, and replaces what was once your name with "Ruin"
>You can no longer remember your old name, and soon you forget it was ever anything but Ruin.
>the cursor navigates again, rewriting your very humanity.
>according to whatever controls the cursor, you are a unicorn.
>were you ever anything else?
> the cursor navigates directly down.
>oh no.
>please not that.
>it begins to scroll through the word, briefly relieving you with the hope that this part of you remains intact.
>it stops at the "l" in "male"
>it backspaces
>the line now reads "mare"
>FK.
>the text changes to a bold red, and a loading screen appears that reads "AWAITING APPROVAL, PLEASE BE PATIENT " over a looping animation of a pixel pony prancing about.
>some afterlife this is looking like.
>>27374247
Brilliant.
You'll fit in just fine.
But for now, we're all asleep.
Gnught!
>>27374247
Just stay away from my wife, Daily. I worked hard to get that dub and it is worth it
Bed time Bump
>>27374247
PAGE 10
I hate humanity bump
>>27374436
I need help.
Unnecessarybump bump
This thread is devoid of life in the mornings
Well when it's morning for me
>>27374247
Oh and gg on the story, I like mine, or my version of how Glimmer got here
>>27376678
I've considered doing at least one green,but I never done one before
How do I git gud?
b
Morning bump
>>27376927
Convey Emotion into your words.
Describe what's happening around the character, not just what they're doing.
Also have a beginning and end in the mind when you begin.
And include all the aspects. All of em.
I was busy last night. Did I miss anything?
>be Springtrap
>living it up in the abyss
>it's pretty comfy down here
>really comfy
>mmmmm...comfy
>wait
>something doesn't feel right
>then you hear knocking at your door
>Oshit
>who could it be?
>you slowly open the door
>a group of funny looking guys with stupid hats
What do you fags want?
>"it's us the abyss Watchers is time for you to leave"
Fuck off
>you then slam the door at their stupid faces
>ah back in comfy home
>then you hear slamming at the door
oh fuck off!
>then a fucking sword comes through the front door
>panic
>panic hard
>you quickly Grab your Trusty armor and Hammer and Jump out the Window
>splat
>Ow
>that hurt
>never mind that you are currently being chased by the Watchers
>you look back and noticed they have Lawsmen badges
>shit
>he send they after you?
>then out of nowhere you run straight into a Watcher
>everything goes black
>you soon wake up in a lobby surrounded by familiar faces
>fuck not again
>>27377432
Okay.
So basically take a story and simplify it?>>27377541
You didn't miss much.Besides Morky and Daily's wedding and Ember going Baka.
Just popping in between job applications.
>>27379195
What exactly are you applying for?
>>27379202
Looking for admin/secretarial, or at least data entry.
I am back and ready to smash shit
>>27379834
Hey I can post shit.
LETS SING A SONG!
I'll start.
Soshite tsudoishi STAR DUST
>>27379856
EHHHH VOLEVIHHHHH
>>27379856
What kind of shit? I can post shit as well. Autism, Green, Memes, Dank Memes.
>>27379880
I mean I'm not on mobile....
>>27379876
CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
>>27379890
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
>>27379922
SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDWAGON!
>>27379936
And they don't stop comin'. And they don't stop comin'. And they don't stop comin'. Any they don't stop comin'.
>>27379952
To catch them is my real test
>>27379856
>>27379876
>>27379890
>>27379922
I think you two need the be slapped silly by myrake
Your reaching a new level of autism and I must stop it before you over power my Daily.
>>27379952
But your fine
>>27379965
You w0t m8?
I'm not autistic
And your wife is a shit.
>>27379936
UDDIO
Get
>>27379990
You fucking w0t m9?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>27380003
FUCK WHO GOT IT?
>>2780000
>>27380012
Fuck I did that wrong
>>27380000
>>27380008
Кaкoгo хpeнa ты пpocтo гpeбaный oбo мнe гoвopят, ты, мaлeнькaя cyкa? Я бyдy имeть вы знaeтe, я зaкoнчил вepшинy мoeгo клacca в Navy Seals, и я пpинимaл yчacтиe в мнoгoчиcлeнных тaйных нaлeтoв нa Aль-Кaиды, и y мeня ecть бoлee 300 пoдтвepждeнных yбийcтв. Я тpeниpoвaлcя в гopиллы вoйны, и я вepхнeй cнaйпep вceгo вoopyжeнных cил CШA. Bы никoгдa ничeгo для мeня, нo пpocтo eщe oднa цeль. Я иcтpeблю вac нaхyй c тoчнocтью, пoдoбных кoтopым никoгдa нe видeли paньшe нa этoй Зeмлe, пoмянитe мoи гpeбaныe cлoвa. Bы дyмaeтe, чтo вы мoжeтe yйти c выcкaзывaниeм, чтo дepьмo кo мнe чepeз Интepнeт? Пoдyмaйтe eщe paз, cвoлoчь. Кaк мы гoвopим Я oбpaщaюcь к мoeй ceкpeтнoй ceти шпиoнoв чepeз CШA и вaш IP тpaccиpyeтcя пpямo ceйчac, чтoбы вы лyчшe пoдгoтoвитьcя к штopмy, личинкy.
>>27380036
Штopм, кoтopый yничтoжaeт жaлкий мaлeнькyю вeщь вы нaзывaeтe вaшy жизнь. Tы чepтoвcки мepтвым, мaлыш. Я мoгy быть в любoм мecтe, в любoe вpeмя, и я мoгy yбить вac в бoлee ceмиcoт cпocoбaми, и этo тoлькo c гoлыми pyкaми. Maлo тoгo, я aктивнo тpeниpoвaлcя в pyкoпaшнoм бoю, нo y мeня ecть дocтyп кo вceмy apceнaлy мopcкoй пeхoты Coeдинeнных Штaтoв, и я бyдy иcпoльзoвaть eгo в пoлнoй мepe, чтoбы yничтoжить вaшy жaлкyю зaдницy c лицa кoнтинeнтa, вы нeмнoгo дepьмa. Ecли бы вы тoлькo знaли, чтo бeзoбpaзнaя pacплaтa вaш мaлeнький "yмный" кoммeнтapий был o тoм, чтoбы oбpyшить нa вac, мoжeт быть, вы бы пpoвeли cвoй гpeбaный язык. Ho вы нe мoгли, вы этoгo нe cдeлaли, и тeпepь вы плaтитe цeнy, вы пpoклятый идиoт. Я бyдy cpaть бeшeнcтвo вce нaд вaми, и вы бyдeтe тoнyть в нeм. Tы чepтoвcки мepтв, дeткa.
>>27380036
>>27380051
Okay?
>>27380168
Isn't Morky the crackhead?
>>27380196
OH HELL YES!
Do you have some for me?
>>27380196
Yes he is.
Why do you say that?
>>27380218
>>27380196
This thread is really slow...
>>27380307
Then make green.
Starting with this idea.
Your average Chinese cartoon high school plot line.
>>27380313
Uh, how about no
>>27380320
You must
With these singles!
>>27380333
Oh shit.
>>27380347
I'D RATHER DIE!>>27380333
>>27380367
You must
With these singles
>>27380457
Fine
>You are Chinese Student
>You are straight A
>You like eating dogs
>Your favorite meal is dog
>You are in class
>Doing your work
>You eat lunch and what not
>Your mother packed you dog and rice
>Wonderful!
>Your report cards come out
>Oh shit!
>You have a B!
>Your parents are going to disown you
>And make you commit Seppuku
>They'll find your Chinese porn
>Your Hentai
>Oh no!
>You head home in shame
>You show them your report card
>They disown you
>You commit Seppuku
>You are dead
>The End
>Also, due to the one child rule, your parents are childless!
>>27380515
Great.
Exactly what I wanted
>>27380457
I'm gonna rape you till I had enough
>>27380544
Thought so
>>27380565
FUCK OFF CUNT
>>27380578
>>27380598
What are you looking at?
>>27380598
None of your damn business okay?
>>27380660
>>27380699
That's hawt
>>27380696
Where the fuck were you today!?
>>27380709
Car trip.
Back at the Desk now.
>>27380727
Welcome back
>>27380696
Thank you friend.
Sigh, what now?
>>27380852
Lets see.....
Yandare Ember?
>>27380852
How 'bout Yandere Glimglam.
>>27380885
Why?
I'm not even a Tsundere or a Yandere.
I'm just an over-the-top Commie.
>>27380885
>>27380870
I can do both
>>27380920
.....
No....
>>27380939
Why not?
>>27380957
Because......
Um......
....
Yeah I got nothing...
>>27380957
Because she's a Yandere IRL
>>27381012
Lel what?
>>27381062
>Dodge
>Dodge
>Regrows limbs
>Teleports behind you
>Stabs you in the back no buts
>Nothing personal kid
>>27380920
-Insert Maniacal laughter-
I AM A GOD!
>Be Ember
>You've been following Fruitanon
>You don't want to lose him
>After you worked so "hard" to get him
>Your not going to lose him now
>You continue to follow him
>"Morky, you got the money?" Fruit asks
>Morky comes out
>"Y-yea" The crackhead replies
>They exchange the stuff and shake hands
>HE'S GOING TO TAKE HIM AWAY!
>Fruit leaves
>You take action
>As Morky is snorting a line you smack him in the back of the head, making his straw go into his nose and hit his brain, killing him
>You giggle
>You search for Fruit
>He's not far
>Talking to Frosty
>Jack laughs and punches him in the arm
>HE'S GOING TO TAKE HIM AWAY!
>After Fruit leaves Jack decides to sleep
>You snap his neck
>Like a twig
>So easily broken
>The sound satisfying
>Fruit calls your name and you hurry to him and hug him tightly
>He's your husbando
>And always will be
>The... Mutherfacking... End
Hi guys thought I'd drop by.
>>27381095
Huh....
>>27381011
>>27381017
>>27381026
>>27381062
>>27381082
>>27381099
Why are there Anon's rping on our thread?
>>27381099
>The edgy teenager vs. Some anon
"Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!"
>>27381131
>>27381082
>>27381062
>>27381026
>>27381017
>>27381011
>>27380565
Who the actual fuck are these guys?
>>27381131
Especially this guy.
>>27381160
That's rude and offensive to Suitcase. You don't have an opinion here, you can thank the One third law.
What the fuck is happening anymore
>>27381183
I'm not even gonna bother
>>27381188
Some fags are rping like crazy.
>>27381188
Do we call the Mods?
>>27381213
I have a feeling you are Manhorse or Morky.
Or even Daily.
I dunno.
>>27381213
>>27381183
>>27381131
>>27381099
>>27381082
>>27381062
>>27381026
>>27381017
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>>27380565
Your all getting fucked kids. I'm going to get dem niggers of an asshole admin to mow your ass down.
>>27381220
fuck why did I use that picture
>>27381220
The actual fuck is this?
>>27381229
Samefag.
>>27381229
I swear to god. I'm already tired of your shit you 13 year old new fags trying to act cool. I will drink the blood of your family, eat their flesh, use their bones as the utensils to eat them and wear the skin like clothing.
>>27381229
Why the fuck are you using my old name you fucking fakefag and nigger no one can use my old name unless me
>>27381245
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOds
>>27381236
I Don't genuinely know.
>>27381308
Don't worry, I reported the assholes.
>>27381308
You are so sexy s-senpai
PLEASE STICK YOUR FRUIT INSIDE ME
>>27381331
Someone should curb stomp these bastards.
>>27381331
Get out of our Namefag General you fucking degenerates
>>27381355
What the fuck has happened in the last months?
Yo did Spring's post get deleted?
>>27381409
Yeah...
>>27381409
I deleted it Gif was Broken
>>27381423
So can we continue our Namefag General?
>>27381436
Or we could write green?
>>27381436
I do sure hope so
>>27381488
Lets see.....
GlimGlam's Bizarre Adventure?
>>27381436
Count me in
>>27381508
So are you a newcomer?
Or have you been around since Tower?
>>27381506
What shall today's episode be? The Pilot Episode? And if it's good enough we'll make a pastebin.
>>27381521
I was away for 4 months but now i'm back
>>27381533
I never visited this thread
>>27381533
I need a pic and alignment for a chart....
>>27381680
>>27381663
Fuck never mind.
>>27381522
Sure.
>>27381696
I would fuck Glim Glam btw
>>27381875
No.
>check thread
>see a shitload of deleted posts about roblox-tier sexual erp
>it's the only thing fueling the thread
Ah. I see /mlpdg/ definitely should exist.
>>27381894
>Roblox-tier
Are you implying you've been there before?
>>27381891
Not you
GlimGlam's Bizarre Adventures!
Pilot "Episode"
>Be Glimmer
>You are a communist pony trying to convert everypony into a communist
>So far, it's not working out
>You wander aimlessly through town
>Daydreaming of ultimate paradise
>Sharing vodka with Krono on the nice beach
>Watching the Sickle and Hammer flying high in the air
>You bump into Twilight on accident
>Whom shoots a glare
>One that could kill the Devil himself
>Or paralyze him for life
>Like a vegetable
>Then that would be Fruit's worst nightmare
>It would be funny to watch him cry as he's sucked to vegetable hell
>Back to Reality
>She scoffs and turns and continues her way to her library
>You roll your eyes
>Hey your nigger
>You mean Krono
>He's sipping some coffee at a cafe
>Damn he's sexy
>-Insert Lenny Face here-
>You slowly make your way to him
>He smiles
>"Hey Glimmer"
>You smile
"Hi"
>"Beautiful day right?"
"Yeah! Y-you too!"
>Fuck
>That never gets old
>You blush in embarrassment
>He lets out that giggle of his
>You let out a nervous giggle
>He's the perfect stallion
>Your thoughts are interupted by hot liquid covering your body
>You scream in pain
>You scream in Russian as you runaway
>Smelling heavily of coffee
>But it smells nice though
>Really nice
>You jump into a pond
>The burns relieve
>It's relaxing
>Your thoughts are penetrated once more by the laughter of ponies
>You yell at them in Russian
>It doesn't scare them
>They just laugh
>You seem to shrink
>Metaphorically of course
>You run away trying not to cry
>God damn you will get more power and take over Equestria
>And Krono's heart!
End Pilot "Episode"
