I miss my retarded but loving Cadance, Anons...
>>27366560
Mods are doing this FOR us!
C'mon, a board full of /b/ tier meta threads and 'LOL I GOT OFF LE RIDE BUT AM LE BACK NOW' threads are what we need!
Quality posting! Thanks, mods!
>>27366560
Have something I wrote in a "I'M SORRY I BURNED YOUR PLUSHIES ANON!" thread:
>Go into your bedroom.
>your mattress, sheets, blankets, and pillows have been replaced by dozens and dozens of Cadence plushies.
>A single large Shining Armor plushie sits atop the pile.
>"You know, to snuggle with!"
"Gimme my bed back, Cadence."
>"Not until you try this! Hop on in!"
>You sigh wearily as you climb atop the mound of plushies.
>It's surprisingly comfortable, but without a blanket it'd be impossible to sleep on it.
"There, I tried it. Bring my bed back now."
>As you start to get off the pile, Cadence's horn flickers with a pink spark.
>Suddenly you sink into the pile; it feels like some of the plushies moved out from beneath you.
"H-hey, what the-"
>You freeze when you realize the plushies are moving on their own, crawling over you to envelop your body.
>You can hear lots of excited little squees and happy noises as they cover you until only your face pokes out.
>You even hear a few say they love you.
>They begin to gently rub your body all over with their soft hooves.
>Some of them just wrap their forehooves around you and nuzzle whatever they can reach.
>You try to pry them off and climb out, causing them to cry out and beg you not to leave them; some even apologize and promise to hug you better.
>Their little grips are surprisingly strong. You give up after a short while and sink in, eliciting a chorus of cheerful hoorays.
"C-cadence, what the fuck is-"
>She's gone. Where the fuck did she-
>You notice a long pink horn moving through the plushies, like a shark fin through water.
>A warm weight settles on you as she climbs onto your chest and tucks her muzzle beneath her chin.
>She begins humming a soothing lullaby, and a chorus of soft voices from all around you join in.
>Your eyelids feel heavy. Right as you're about to slip into unconsciousness, you hear a soft voice speak out.
>"Sweet dreams, Anon."
>Damn you, lovehorse.
>>27366560I don't.
>>27366565
Cock sucker
>>27366587
>>27366599
ban this autism.
>>27366560
Where's Schwartz, he never finished his green.
>>27366560
fuck off, this is what led mods on a deleting spree before
OP, I agree. And top marks for noticing how it could be creative - funny, even - instead of LOL I CAN DO MEMES TOO!
Sadly, some didn't get this, which is why making a HI ANON thread these days is naughty.
>>27366578
You're alright too.
>look it up on Derpi
>'i deleted your pokemon save!'
>close tab
they just don't _get it_
>>27366560
bump
