Welcome to Equestrian Dungeon, the sequel to /mlp/ Tower. As in the last rendition of the game, the goal will be to get to the end of the segment or floor. Along the way, you will be able to keep items you find (and mischeviously bring along) in the Inventory, as well as work with a set number of players, dubbed "AnonPones," in the thread. AnonPones are created when a player joins the game. There are multiple interactive objects, such as switches, levers, giant metal springs, and the occasional undead or mechanical monstrosity that's out to kill your party. There are also many traps scattered throughout the floor, such as flamethrowers and bottomless pits, that also harm or kill your AnonPones. You have no floor diagram, alas "Flying Blind", and you will rely on
>Greentext parts of the story
to move along.
Gemima's Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/FFVMA7pn
Version: 1.3
Recent updates: Old HP system is back.
For new players: Post the nearest three items to your RIGHT excluding computer accessories, then post what race you'd like to be (Earth Pony, Pegasus, Unicorn).
>>27360897
Trade for the glue, then teleport to the guys who are watching the vid.
>>27360897
Applaud the movie, wait for the credits.
Follow Ember.
>>27360897
Continue down the slippery stairs.
>>27360902
Try to go in the general direction of where the brown pone went. going
>>27360897
Follow Ember.
>>27360897
Follow Suitcase
>>27360914
>Jack Frost traded the Empty Bottle for the Glue, then teleported to Fruitanon's location.
>>27360928
>>27360943
>>27360957
>>27360988
>>27361113
>The rest of the party is following Suitcase... The ice on the stairs begins to turn into water.
>>27361135
Welp. Slide down the stairs or something?
>>27361135
WE /WATERLEVEL/ NOW?
>>27361135
Contine through the water stairs.
>inb4 we enter Lawsie's basement
>>27361135
Do what Jack is doing.
>>27361135
Sing while going down the water slide. Y'all know the tune, everypony...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4TedkQP_hM
>>27361135
"Anyone care for a swim?"
/inv for this thread, slide down the stairs.
>>27361221
>Shoo Bee Doo Shoo Shoo Bee Doo
>>27361135
I hold onto Suitcase
>>27361135
Continue following ember.
>>27361135
Follow the party
Is Lawsire kill?
Hey Lawsmen, you forgot to solve the captcha.
>>27361555
>Please select all the hamburgers
Don't mind me - while my pony avatar is singing on the waterslide, I'm watching ACRacebest & Company react to G3 ponies on YouTube. Whoa.
>>27361555
>Lawsmen not only gets BTFO, but I win a crate for it.
kek
>>27361150
>>27361155
>>27361156
>>27361167
>>27361221
>>27361224
>>27361252
>>27361263
>>27361383
>The party reaches the end of the waterslide, where they find a wooden door to their right and a drain below them.
>>27361555
A wooden crate appeared behind The 2nd Manhorse.
>>27361616
Check out the drain.
>>27361616
I open the door
>>27361616
Just crash through the door.
>>27361616
Nice digits.
Loot the drain.
>>27361616
Open the door
>>27361616
Crash through the door
>>27361622
>>27361616
Never mind.
I sit down on the floor.
>>27361616
I loot the crate. (The CRATE, Manhorse, not the DRAIN.)
>>27361616
Can i move? Because I don't know if I'm thawed out or not.
>>27361616
Go down the drain.
>>27361621
>>27361622
>>27361626
>>27361642
>>27361646
>The party enters the door. Here, they find a wall of deadly spikes straight ahead, and a sheet of plexiglass to their left.
>>27361640
>>27361715
You can't go down the drain.
>>27361661
>Morky is sitting on the floor.
>>27361677
>Meat King opened the crate. Inside, he found a Folder, but the Inventory is full.
>>27361866
I sit there.
>>27361866
Offer Morky my body for cuddles.
"So... ...I guess you want that reward..."
>>27361866
RAM STRAIGHT INTO THE GLASS
>>27361866
Attempt to fly over the spikes.
If not, attack plexiglass
>>27361866
I peek into the Spike Room without entering it and say to the party "Check the floor for traps!"
>>27361879
Snuggles accepted.
>>27361907
>Not charging forward with no concern for personal safety.
Fag
>>27361866
Attack plexiglass with equipped weapon
>>27361923
I wonder who could have done that just now.
>>27361876
>>27361879
>>27361916
This happens.
>>27361883
>>27361925
>>27361880
>The entire team tries to attack the Plexiglass, but they can't get through! Maybe try a different weapon?
>>27361955
Stab the Plexiglass with Frostfang.
>>27361955
PUNCH THE GLASS OPEN
ATATATATATATA
>>27361955
"Now we're even Morky."
Enter the room where Jack is and inspect the spikes. See if we can move them at all.
>>27361955
Shoot glass with lazer pistol
>>27361955
I inspect the drain.
>>27361955
/inv because we don't have one in this threadLick plexiglass
>>27361955
Enter the Spike Room and fire at the plexiglass wall with the BAR 4.
Can we kill ourselves?
>>27361967
>>27361973
>>27362011
This isn't working...
>>27361980
>Suitcase finds it impossible to move the spikes.
>>27361986
>Fruitanon breaks through the plexiglass with the Laser Pistols!
>>27361989
>Morky inspects the drain. It's brand-new.
>>27362115
Not in this hell.
>>27362115
Not before you subject yourself to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va-v89P7M6E
>>27362115
We'd be delighted to let you
>>27362004
Farmers' Revenge II (E)
Silver Chariot (E)
Blood Moon Pendant (E)
Metal Wig (E)
Replica Katana (E)
Jacket (E)
Chargin' Shield (E)
Launch Mechanic (u)
Crowbar (E)
Violet Charm
Sunglasses (E)
Wooden Hatchet (E)
Iron Armor (E)
"The Hammer" (E)
Crystal Bracelet
Card x42 (6s)
Trail Mix (100%)
Stoneguard Chestplate (E)
Candle
Bullet x291
"Hyper Eye" (E)
Mouse Pad
Mouse
Glass Bottle (full)
Metronome
Frostfang (E)
Full Medium Sack (5/5)
-Key
-Easy Chair
-End Table
-Smartphone (100%)
-Medieval Shield (E)
Full Giant Sack #1 (15/15)
-Sludge Slugger (E)
-Brutal Mace (E)
-Laser Pistols (F:120)
-Blocker Pad (E)
-Heavier Iron Rod (E)
-SP:TW
-Electron Spear + amp (E)
-Power Bracelet (E)
-The Cat's Tail
-Pliers
-Small Pliers
-Medium Screwdriver
-Large Screwdriver (E)
-Blanket
-Unknown Drink
Full Cardboard Box (10/10)
-Electrical Parts
-BAR 4 (E)(15)
-BAR 5 (E)
-Medigun
-Electrical Parts
-Rake
-Bubble Solution
-Matchbook (12m)
-Bayonet (E)
-UAV
Full Giant Sack #2 (15/15)
-Sesame Seed x50
-Leather Jacket (E)
-Offensive Patch (E)
-Bandana (E)
-Cowbell (E)
-Melting Bottle
-Bowl Helmet (E)
-Glasses (E)
-Battery (dead)
-LED Lantern (E)
-Mask (E)
-The Cat's Tail
-Inhaler (200)
-Gauze
-Ear buds
Full Apple Suitcase (10/10)
-Traffic Cone (E)
-Vest (E) (82%)
-Heavier Bracelet (E)
-Eagle Necklace (E)
-Iron Spike
-Deck Knife
-Biggest Can of Beans (60%)
-BAR 7
-Awesome Bleach
-Apple Juice
>>27362128
I hit the drain with the handle of my rake
>>27362128
Examine what's beyond the plexiglass.
>>27362128
See what's behind the broken Plexiglass.
>>27362128
Dance through the broken plexiglass.
>>27362128
Thank you.
>>27362129
Thank you.
>>27362130
Now I want to equally have sex with you with glimmer's horn right after I rip it on of her head.
>>27362128
Proclaim that I am better then others.
Go forward beyond the glass.
>>27362128
ATATATATATATATATTATA through the broken plexiglass
>>27362139
>playing league
>0 Kills/49 Deaths/2 Assists (0/49/2)
>I was playing with bots
I'm shit at tanking.
Let's use the Candle to finish the Mechsuit program.
Follow FruitOS
Inspect Apple Juice.
Take Apple juice for personal reasons.
>>27362128
Gotta go, be right back
>>27362140
>Morky hit the drain with his rake. Nothing happened.
>>27362142
>>27362146
>>27362151
>>27362163
>>27362179
>The party moves forward. Here, they see a door to the right, and some sort of symbol on the wall ahead.
>>27362182
>The 2nd Manhorse is working to finish the Mech with the lit Candle... In water...
>>27362209
>Mikrokek is following Fruitanon.
>>27362219
>Fruitanon took the Apple Juice.
>>27362242
Look at the symbol.
>>27362242
Touch the symbol for magics.
>>27362242
Take right door.
>>27362242
Inspect the symbol. Maybe it's the other end of the portal that guy who stole glimmer took.
>>27362139
>Unknown drink
Didn't Jack drink it? When he got two turns?
Compare my current weapon with Deck knife and Iron spike
Open the door
>>27362242
/stats
>>27362242
Shouldn't the drain take care of the water?
Borrow the Iron Spike to climb the ice slide, then toss it back to whoever has it; that way we'll stay above ground.
>>27362285
Dont touch my shit.
>>27362246
>>27362248
>>27362254
>Jack Frost, Embr and Suitcase inspect the symbol. It appears to be some sort ancient symbol carved into the stone wall...
>>27362252
>>27362268
He did, but the can remains.
>Fruitanon and Mikrokek opened the door to the right. Inside, they found a lovely waterfall running through this room and pooling below through the floor through the giant filter, keeping the ponies above and the water below. There is another door to the right.
Deck Knife - ATK +6
Self-explanatory.
Iron Spike - ATK +4, DEF +1
Blunt object
Large Screwdriver - ATK +4
Sturdy
>>27362270
/stats
(8)T2M-2/1077 H1 R1 (E: BAR 3, Stoneguard Chestplate, Iron Armor, Hyper Eye) (KOs: 1)
(19)JAF-1/5075 Sa Ha Pa s^ d^ Ea Eb Po Hb (E: Frostfang, Power Bracelet, Metal Wig, Blocker Pad) (KOs: 2)
(17)FRU-1/4052 H3 R2 E2 (E: BAR 5, Battered Helmet, Blood Moon Pendant)
(13)GEM-0/2460 Ka Sa La Ba d^ Ha (E: Bicycle Helmet)
(12)STC-1/2077 Ac Sc Oc Hc (E: Deck Knife, Vest, Cowbell) (KOs: 2)
(8)MKK-1/1032 Ha Sa Pa Sb(E: Large Screwdriver, Sunglasses)
(9)KRO-0/1225 H1 R1 T1 (E: Sludge Slugger, Leather Armor, Offensive Patch) (KOs: 4)
(9)DAL-1/1149 Ka Ra Ha (E: Brutal Mace)
(4)MOR-1/401 La Sa (E: Medieval Shield)
(4)MEA-1/348 (E: Crowbar)
(2)EMB-1/158 (E: Iron Spike, Leather Jacket)
>>27362285
It is, but still.
Error: Ember currently has the Iron Spike equipped.
>>27362354
Enter the Waterfall Room.
>>27362354
Go over to fruit and take the door on the right while keeping a tight hold on the Deck Knife.
>>27362354
Welp, check out the right door in >>27362354
(Fruity and Mikrokek.)
>>27362354
Equip Decknife™
Open the door to the right.
>>27362372
Wait, you have the knife equipped?
>>27362354
HEY GUYS IT ACTUALLY IS THE WATER TEMPLE!
>>27362354
Run to waterfall and drink. Renew old memories.
>>27362354
Run into the Waterfall in case there is a secret passage
>>27362382
Yeah and I like to keep it that way, thank you. Not trying to be mean, just want my own weapon.
>>27362354
Implying it goes in an accessory slot, equip metronome.
>>27362354
>(E: BAR 3
Er, no, I have the Laser Pistols equipped.
>T2M-2/1077
What does 2 mean?
Fruit and Mikro are in a dry area, let's work on the Mechsuit there.
>>27362371
>Meat King enters the waterfall room.
>>27362372
>Suitcase takes the door on the right. Outside, he finds the spikes to her right, and a wooden door to her left.
>>27362375
>Jack Frost is following Suitcase.
>>27362382
>Mikrokek is following Suitcase.
>>27362394
>Fruitanon drinks from the waterfalls.
>>27362420
This item can't be equipped. It can be used only.
>>27362398
>Ember ran into the far waterfall, and found a hidden switch!
>>27362429
2 FRS.
>The 2nd Manhorse tries to get to Fruitanon's location, but finds that the door leading to the waterfall room has jammed or something. He can't get through, it seems.
>>27362429
FRS is the "2" thing.
>>27362469
Press switch.
>>27362469
Welp, stab the door into pieces with Frostfang.
>>27362469
Light the candle with the electric spear and carry it through the door on the left.
>>27362469
Wait, hidden switch? Jammed door?
Panic, prepare for a fight.
>>27362419
No problem, it just didn't have the E next to it in the /inv, so I though it was unequipped.
>>27362469
Open the d-
>>27362482
Just wait for Jack
Equip Iron spike
>>27362469
>teamkilling every other (and occasionally every) thread
>continuously trying to steal and pillage materials for personal gain
>literally posted drunk that I was going to brainwash everybody with nanomachines just to win the game
>2 FRS
Jesus H. Christ, I must be a real friendship wizard to make all of that a positive digit.
>Suitcase takes the door on the right. Outside, he finds the spikes to her right
>he finds the spikes to her right
Who is this, Purple Tinker?
Help Jack and fire Laser Pistols at the door.
>>27362469
Hell with it. I'm following right behind Suitcase.
>>27362536
I guess it is a hold over from your days when you just made good shit.
>>27362536
You make some valid points
LAW.PUT HIS FRS TO 1
>>27362479
>Ember pressed the switch. Suddenly, the room started filling with water as the other un"jammed" door locked.
>>27362482
>Jack Frost slashed the door open! Here, he finds a pathway to the left and straight ahead.
>>27362487
Error: The Candle is currently in The 2nd Manhorse's possession.
>>27362501
>Fruitanon is guarding as water floods the room.
>>27362518
Error: Ember currently has the Iron Spike equipped.
>>27362536
Error: You're not in the same room as Jack.
>The 2nd Manhorse fires his trusty Laser Pistols at the door, but it does nothing. As he's doing this, the other door that he entered through has locked as well.
>>27362550
>Meat King tried to leave the waterfall room, but it was too late!
>>27362560
>>27362575
k
Suddenly, the symbol in The 2nd Manhorse's room begins to rumble...
>>27362617
Check out the rumbling symbol.
>>27362617
Grab ember, run out of the waterfall room screaming like a bitch.
Investigate symbol.
>>27362617
>Singleplayer miniboss
Oh shit.
"Oh shit."
Secure my armor, ready the laser pistols, and guard.
>>27362617
HOLY FUCKING SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hug Fruit tightly as he carries me out.>>27362648
>>27362617
Remove the grating from the floor.
>>27362617
Smash the door I just came through with the hammer so Fruit and Ember can escape.
>>27362660
Y-you too
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M PANICKING?!
DON'T ACT LIKE A BETA KEK
>>27362617
Check the passage to the left
> Error: Ember currently has the Iron Spike equipped.
Well, fix the /inv then!
>>27362705
Hey, last time something like this happened I woke up with my dick in a statue at the bottom of a swimming pool.
And I'm panicking just as hard.
I just don't have the mouth to scream in horror.
Tag me in Boss I'm ready
>>27362713
>telling him to fix the /inv
The /inv is a symbol of beauty; I've used items in there and converted them to iron so many times it should be illegal.
In fact, it is. The items should be removed, but I can use them as many times as possible, because nobody bothers to check the /inv. I cannot tell you the near-infinite amount of iron I got from three specific items.I'm not telling you what's fucked and what isn't, though. I still want to exploit the system a few more times.
>>27362738
Inhale my dong enragement child
>>27362738
Springtrapu!
>>27362738
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Oh, hey Springy.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27362746
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27362738
I'm sorry, I feel the need to say that I can't stop laughing at this post. The way you worded it just makes me kek heartily.
>>27362744
If you don't want /inv fix'd, why are you letting me know it's even more fucked up that I previously thought?
>>27362744
>>27362745
>>27362746
>>27362757
>>27362759
God it feels good to be back
>>27362783
Ay.
>>27362783
I will be Dissapointed if you don't have your old hammer ready.
>>27362783
Welcome to the party
Now tell me.
What would you align yourself to?
>>27362796
I always have it ready
>>27362800
Lawsmen should be Lawful Evil.
He sticks to his morals, but he can make things insanely difficult, and he's against us.
>>27362808
>and he's against us.
How so?
>>27362808
No
He is true neutral.....
Now give me the pic you use for him.
>>27362808
True Neutral fampi
Can't think of anything more balanced.
>>27362625
Error: You cannot get to his room.
>>27362648
Error: You cannot leave this room.
>>27362651
>The 2nd Manhorse is guarding.
>>27362660
>Ember panics.
>>27362673
>Meat tries to "remove grating from the floor."
>>27362674
>Suitcase tries to destroy the locked door, but fails.
>>27362713
Ok
>Mikrokek investigates the passage to the left. He finds darkness to his left and straight ahead.
The symbol suddenly turns around, and the brown pony with a very unkempt mane and a lone guard enter the room.
>"It's so nice to see you again," the doctor says.
>>27362830
Welp, check out the left pathway in >>27362617 (Jack Frost)
>>27362830
AAAAAAAAAAAA
Wait this shitfuck again!
Dishonor him and his family, still holding onto Ember.
>>27362808
>and he's against us.
U wot MVIII?
He is not taking sides, he literally just telling us what is happening in the game.
It's not like he wants us to die.
>>27362830
You forgot to put me in boss...
>>27362830
Walk forward blindly
>>27362830
"Ah, it's you. Glad to see you still haven't found a hairbrush."
Lower pistols.
"Although, I haven't exactly killed anyone else, and you seem quite unarmed...what's your reason for being here?"
>>27362845
Yell it through the door.
>>27362830
Hug Fruit even tighter as we both scream
Look at the water level.
>>27362830
>>27362883
"A pair of panties and a Greg Hardy football card! MARK MY WORDS."
>>27362883
If we don't live through this, I want you to know that your ass is better then statue Gemima.
>>27362907
So are you saying dragon ass is great?
>>27362914
We all /pones/ here
>>27362914
Sure.
Then again, I'm essentially a sentient plant, so what am I to know?
>>27362929
I WONT CONFORM TO YOUR SOCIAL NORMS
>>27362934
What ever.We are about to drown anyways.
>>27362929
I can respect your digits, but I shun your inability to imagine multiple forms of poneplayer.
>>27362929
Some of us are about to become very WET ponies.
Panic and panic some more. Start to hug suitcase and constantly scream that I'm startled.
>>27362871
You bastardized child how can you be so smug over my almost killing?
>>27362945
Elaborate.
>>27362853
See OP.
>>27362842
>Jack Frost is following Mikrokek.
>>27362845
>Fruitanon does this: >>27362873
>>27362868
>Mikrokek walks forward blindly. Nothing bad happened!
>>27362871
>The 2nd Manhorse lowers his pistols.
"You see," said the doctor, "We've been tracking your progress through the tower. It's quite a marvel seeing what you in particular have been coming up with, Mr. Manhorse."
>>27362883
>>27362902
>The water is rising.
Suddenly, the water stopped rising and a passage in the ceiling opened.
>>27362953
>Daily is still on the left of the spike wall.
>>27362966
ITS MANHORSE GOING TO BETRAY THE PARTY?
>>27362943
Wanna Fuck?
>>27362966
Wait, I think the water stopped.
Listin to the conversation through the door. Encourage Manhorse not to stab us in the ass.
>>27362966
Catch up with Jack.
>>27362966
AAAAAAAAA
Oh wait it stopped
Look up at the passage and around the room for anyway to get up there.
>>27362976
Well now lets not get too hasty here...
>>27362966
Walk to the left.
I don't remember, can uni's use the illumination spell?
>>27362966
1.old hammer
2.first aid kit
3.a hard copy of Darksouls 3
>>27362966
Climb through the passage in the ceiling, if possible.
>>27362966
Teleport on top of Microkek's head.....or at least swim to the top of Microkek's head.
>>27362966
Check out the straight pathway?
>>27362830
I teleport to Manhorse
>>27362989
Also Urf pone
>>27362983
I got an Idea.
>>27362966
Attempt to boost ember up to the ceiling passage.
>>27362966
I teleport to Manhorse
>>27362993
We're not even in the same room
>>27362999
And Checkum at the same time.
>>27362999
I'm already trying to climb through on my own.
>>27362999
Wow Fruit, nice 3 (three) repeating digits in a row!
>>27363011
Check'd
>>27363004
I don't even think we're in the same universe when you go ghost. And you still find some way to make it back.
>>27362929
Actually, I like to imagine myself as some shirtless /fit/ guy who accidentally industrially glued a horse mask to his head, but can't physically explain he's a human with hands without everybody stare at him like he grew seven dicks, so he just says he's a horse.
So in game, it says I'm a pony.
>>27362956
You died already. Them stabilizing you was just them resurrecting your ass.
>>27362966
"I return the compliment; entire temples of water, bosses with the agility to dodge almost any attack-- that's one hell of an improvement. I tried to invest my time into biological control, but as it seems, nobody quite saw eye to eye with me; so I went into creating a mechanical suit. When it's finished, it will have-- well, I don't need to tell you about it; it seems you know quite a bit already."
>>27363011
>Checkum
>>27363020
>Check'd
>Pic related
>>27363034
>off bye one
>>27363027
Yep you are betraying us
>>27363027
Manhorse what are you doin
Manhorse
No
>>27363027
>Me helping Manhorse
>I'm Chaotic Neutral
I have an excuse
>>27363027
....
>>27363027
JESUSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! TAKE THE WHEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!
Say which one you do in the pic.
>>27362976
>Fruitanon is listening through the door, through the water 'n shit. (3)
>>27362982
>Suitcase is following Jack Frost.
>>27362985
The closest thing to is Spark.
>Mikrokek walked to the left. More darkness to the left and to the right...
>>27362989
>>27362998
Nevermind, I just found your file.
(5)SRT-1/411 (Al) (E: Nothing)
Springtrap spawned next to Daily!
Springtrap has achieved Level 5!
Springtrap realized the power of Acute Chain!
>>27362992
>Meat King climbed up the passage in the ceiling. Here, he found some sort of fog monster blocking the way to some sick crates...
>>27362993
>Daily teleported to Mikrokek's location.
>>27362994
>Jack Frost moves straight from the left area, and finds himself in another hallway leading straight.
>>27362995
>Morky tried to teleport to The 2nd Manhorse's location, but he wasn't able to.
>>27362999
>Friutanon boosted Ember up to the ceiling passage! (2)
A wooden crate spawned in the water room.
>>27363027
>The 2nd Manhorse is striking up a conversation with the doctor.
"Hm," the doctor says with a smirk on his face, listening to The 2nd Manhorse's description of Subject 117. "You know, we could use a hoof like yours on our team. Our Celestia-awful slogan is 'DKM Enterprises; a world revolutionized around you.'
"With your mechanical skill and our helping hands, we can make things like that botched mechsuit of yours a reality."
>>27363107
Roll down the hallway. Oh, great. Manhorse is going to become a boss or something.
>>27363107
Follow Jack.
>>27363107
Look around the inside of the passage
>>27363107
Open fire on the Fog Monster with the BAR 4. "LEEROOOOOOOY JEEENKINS!"
>>27363107
Well... I'm alone and I can't teleport to anyone. I look for somewhere to go or do.
>>27363107
Spark then.
Continue walking to the left
>>27363107
Continue to boost.
Or if that's already done open my crate.
Convince Manhorse to not turn to the dark side.
>>27363107
"See Kekums? You're not the only one who can defy space and time. I have the power of A U T I S M!" I say while following Microkek.
>>27363140
Have you tried teleporting to Jack?
>>27363154
Er actually, open the crate, take the item, ask ember for help up.
>>27363107
Follow manhorse
>>27363132
Errr....
Help Fruit up.
>>27363184
Thanks Sweetie.
>>27363184
>>27363195
"Canoodle later. Fog monster dead ahead!"
>>27363155
"That's great."
>>27363107
"..."
"I have mixed feelings about the current situation. There are devoted souls here who have quite the impressive skillsets, like Jack Frost and Krono. It would be awful if push came to shove and I was on the receiving end of their wrath; being knocked out would be an understatement."
"However, I know how terrible it feels to have your things broken, and erased from existence. With a complex of this size, I would never want you to see this broken. But I have no idea if your sincerity is true. If I say yes, you would be able to kill me nearly instantly, and I haven't even touched into the fact that I have no materials. But..."
"..."
"If you can prove your words are true, I will take my role from Creation to Creator, and help build a path to an age of technology with you."
>>27363195
Dont call me that.
I'm just helping you up...
>>27363227
HOLY SHIT.
MOM! GET THE GUNS AND EDGE JUICE! WE'RE PERPARING TO SKIN A HORSE!
>>27363232
Welcome to dungeons, my friend.
Sexual innuendos, death threats,mind control, and sexy stuff are the fun things.
>>27363248
That picture
+rep
>>27363227
YEP HERE WE GO
JACK DO YOU SEE IT NOW?!
>>27363259
Yeah, yeah.
>>27363227
Oh fuck
>>27363259
>>27363260
>>27363263
We'll deal with Manhorse later. Right now we need to find a way to join up again and pool our resources in case it comes to a showdown.
>>27363227
Manhorse, I swear
>>27363118
>Jack Frost rolled down the hallway. Here, he found a wooden door to his left, and darkness in all other directions.
>>27363130
>Suitcase is following Jack Frost.
>>27363132
>Ember looks around the passage. All she can see is the fog monster...
>>27363137
>Meat King opened fire on the Fog Monster with the BAR 4. A direct hit!
>>27363140
>>27363157
>>27363154
>Fruitanon opened the wooden crate. Inside, he found some Corn on the Cob, but the Inventory was full. (1)
>>27363155
>Daily is following Mikrokek.
>>27363177
Error: You currently cannot reach The 2nd Manhorse.
>>27363227
>The 2nd Manhorse agrees to the terms.
"Excellent," says the stallion, looking more confident than he was in the whole slow-mo situation thing. "I am Dr. Cross. A pleasure to have you in our ranks, Mr. Manhorse."
"Charlie, please give Mr. Manhorse his uniform. I will see you both upstairs."
The guard responds with a "YES, SIR," and both The 2nd Manhorse and Guard Charlie watch the Doctor move back through the hidden hallway. Just as soon as the Doctor was out of sight, Guard Charlie suddenly took out a taser and shocked The 2nd Manhorse into unconsciousness, then dragged him into the passage behind the marked rock. It closed and sealed shortly afterwards.
Meat King and company encountered a Fog Monster!
The Fog Monster generated more fog. It's now more difficult to see the enemy.
>>27363346
Welp. Not my problem. Anyways, telepor to the Fog Monster fight.
>>27363346
Oh yea, Frosty exists
I teleport to our Frosty Creamy Ice cream friend
>>27363362
*teleport
>>27363346
MANHORSE IS DEAD! FUCK HIM!!
/inv, I'm about to pull a manhorse.
>>27363346
MANHORSE YOU FUCKING DUMBASS
>>27363346
Pull Fruit up with me.
>>27363346
Well, that's quite a safety measure.
Let's try waking up, unless I'm supposed to be out of the game until a certain point. Roll anyways.
>>27363346
Teleport to the fog Boss and Swing my mighty hammer at it
>>27363346
YOU DIDN'T LISTEN
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS
Do >>27363141
>>27363346
Drag myself up into the vent. Attack fog monster.
>>27363227
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SgGliSVxNHk
>>27363346
Well, shucky-darn, let's just go ahead and shoot the Fog Monster again.
>>27363346
Welp, Jack ditched me. Might as well take a nap.
>>27363395
So can we all agree to attack Manhorse on sight now?
I can see why you all hate him now.
>>27363371
>>27363346
Teleport to suitcase instead
>>27363427
I still like the guy but I sure will give him a nice hammer to the face.
>>27363427
>This
Epic Hero Music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dTqnrXqFZA
>>27363453
>Hammer to the face
No. He is a traitor and will be treated like one.
No more crafting.
>>27363454
I'm not entirely sure how I've been seeing him in such a good light until he stabbed us in the back, and will most likely twist the blade.
Communism, now that's the name of winners if I've heard one.
>>27363481
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>27363481
>>27363486
Eh???
>>27363486
Well, we used to follow manhorse and his Capitalist ways but, I guess I'll switch to communism.
>>27363494
Heretic.
>>27363504
???
>>27363486
>>27363492
>>27363494
*Fruit Laughter*
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EjSJ3xDRDps
Don't think I've forgot what you did, sweetie.
>>27363520
Uh.
>>27363515
Micro is a half Ghost. You just wander around a hit things and pick stuff up. I'm an idiot. Krono is a faggot. Fruitanon is a fucking sex drive. Morky won't get down from the high he's having. Ember is just Ember. And glim and Manhorse are the only ones here who actually have a community system, and only one of them is a traitor.
Also Gemina is dead.
>>27363520
What ever do you mean?
The BAR thing?
If there was ever a good time for this song.It is now
https://youtu.be/-Iu0pvZP-dM
>everyone is acting like a winged faggot
>they follow a dead character
> they wonder why I left
By the way, I'm going to need everything I made back. Hope you don't mind if I accidentally kill a couple of you trying to get it.
>>27363530
I'm mad at Manhorse sure, but Glims still a bitch.
Both of em deserve to die, just Manhorse moreso.
Decided to be a dick.
>>27363537
Well, yeah, the "Wander around, hit things, and pick up stuff" is kinda the game when you strip it down. Honestly, I'm not taking sides in any of this crap.
>>27363539
This thing in my hooves ain't a love letter from Twilight Sparkle...
http://www.strawpoll.me/10215978
>>27363546
You'll be hard pressed to do so, friend.
This'll end up being some Wade Wilson shit, but nobody's here to recruit you for the avengers.
>>27363362
>Jack Frost teleported to Morky's location.
>>27363371
>Morky teleported to Jack Frost's location.
>>27363377
/inv in next post
>>27363394
>Ember pulled Fruit up with her.
>>27363396
Error: You are not a Unicorn.
>>27363402
>Fruitanon attacked the Fog Monster with the Bayonet! It took more damage!
>>27363408
>Meat King opened fire on the Fog Monster once more! He missed.
>>27363415
>Suitcase sleeps in the darkness.
The Fog Monster created more fog. It's getting harder to attack the enemy accurately now.
>>27363549
Hey now....
Do you even realize what you just said?
>>27363546
Are you still trying to get us to do your bidding AFTER NOW?!
>>27363578
So I'm with Suitcase now?
>>27363578
/inv
Farmers' Revenge II (E)
Silver Chariot (E)
Blood Moon Pendant (E)
Metal Wig (E)
Replica Katana (E)
Jacket (E)
Chargin' Shield (E)
Launch Mechanic (u)
Crowbar (E)
Violet Charm
Sunglasses (E)
Wooden Hatchet (E)
Iron Armor (E)
"The Hammer" (E)
Crystal Bracelet
Card x42 (6s)
Trail Mix (100%)
Stoneguard Chestplate (E)
Candle
Bullet x291
"Hyper Eye" (E)
Mouse Pad
Mouse
Glass Bottle (full)
Metronome
Frostfang (E)
Full Medium Sack (5/5)
-Key
-Easy Chair
-End Table
-Smartphone (100%)
-Medieval Shield (E)
Full Giant Sack #1 (15/15)
-Sludge Slugger (E)
-Brutal Mace (E)
-Laser Pistols (F:118)
-Blocker Pad (E)
-Heavier Iron Rod (E)
-SP:TW
-Electron Spear + amp (E)
-Power Bracelet (E)
-The Cat's Tail
-Pliers
-Small Pliers
-Medium Screwdriver
-Large Screwdriver (E)
-Blanket
-Unknown Drink
Full Cardboard Box (10/10)
-Electrical Parts
-BAR 4 (E)(15)
-BAR 5 (E)
-Medigun
-Electrical Parts
-Rake
-Bubble Solution
-Matchbook (12m)
-Bayonet (E)
-UAV
Full Giant Sack #2 (15/15)
-Sesame Seed x50
-Leather Jacket (E)
-Offensive Patch (E)
-Bandana (E)
-Cowbell (E)
-Melting Bottle
-Bowl Helmet (E)
-Glasses (E)
-Battery (dead)
-LED Lantern (E)
-Mask (E)
-The Cat's Tail
-Inhaler (200)
-Gauze
-Ear buds
Full Apple Suitcase (10/10)
-Traffic Cone (E)
-Vest (E) (82%)
-Heavier Bracelet (E)
-Eagle Necklace (E)
-Iron Spike
-Deck Knife
-Biggest Can of Beans (60%)
-BAR 7
-Awesome Bleach
-Apple Juice
>>27363578
Stab the Fog Monster with a levitation beta infused punch.
>>27363578
Walk to the fog boss I guess... And throw my hammer at the fog boss
>>27363578
Healing wind III on myself.
>>27363596
Wait, no. I meant "Stab the Fog Monster with a levitation beta infused stab."
I'm so retarded, I'm prank calling assholes on a internet site
>>27363578
So are we /civilwar/ now?
Attack Fog Monster
>>27363578
Shoot the Fog Monster again.
Looks like the poll is tied between me and Jack
>>27363596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkW6TTmHPus
>>27363578
Wake
>>27363621
>>27363605
Guys, way I see it, we got a bigger threat at hand.
We're going to have our hands full with the Mecha-Horse boss battle later on, we don't have time to argue among ourselves!
What if we all united under one flag?
>>27363587
Now you are.
>Morky teleported to Suitcase's location.
>>27363605
>>27363596
>Jack Frost attacked the Fog Monster with a super-duper punch... But missed!
>>27363597
>Springtrap attacked the Fog Monster with brute force, since his hammer was missing... And missed.
>>27363600
>Fruitanon cast Winds of Healing, lv.3 on himself!
>>27363613
I don't know.
>Ember attacked the Fog Monster with the Iron Spike! She landed another hit!
>>27363619
>Meat King opened fire on the Fog Monster with the BAR 4! He missed.
The Fog Monster attacked Daily with brute force! She took lotsa damage! {CRITICAL!}
>>27363649
That's what I've been shouting at the top of my lungs a half-hour ago...
>>27363652
Stab the Fog monster with Frostfang.
>>27363652
Shoot the Fog Monster again. Kill kill kill.
