It never had to come to this, but it did. After years of arguing, the Diamond Dogs had enough of it and started raiding villages, stealing valuables, killing ponies,rapingponies, taking crops and food to feed their army. You are Anon amongst this and they enlisted you to fight along side the ponies, Earth, Pegasus and Unicorn's.
Point is, here you can talk about
>>27355076
Also, if you want to change whom ever your fighting/fighting with, go for it. I should have mentioned that I guess but it's there for an option.
>>27355076
Neo-/mlp/ should be gassed.
>>27355435
F u no redo
>Realize pony army a shit
>Enter Dog turf
>Be recognized as dog-like (Hands, 'claws' two legs, strong lower jaw, hunched posture)
>Become king of diamond dogs
>paint a lightning bolt on your face
>engage in poni >rape
This ain't rock 'n roll, this is genocide.
>>27356026
Go for it kiddo.
I want to write, but I don't at the same time.
>>27356048
I'm shit but I'll try
>Be Anon
>You were enlisted
>Your a lazy asshole and you don't want to die
>You don't wanna be here
>Your uniform is uncomfortable
>You've never fired a gun
>Or used any weapon
>Unless you count games
>But that doesn't count
>They don't care your inexperienced they need soldiers
>You examine your fellow soldiers
>They don't seem to be bothered by the uniforms
>Or the fact they're here
>Except the pony by you
>He looks like if there wasn't gravity he'd tremble his way to the moon
>It doesn't help it's winter
>You'd say that's why he's trembling
>But you'd think other wise do to the tears running down his face
>You look straight ahead
>It's not snowing but there's fresh powder on the ground
>A Pegasus flies overhead and drops plans to the general
>He reads them and nods
>That was harder than it should have been
>He rearranged everypony
>There's somepony starting to sing something
>Quick enough it spreads through the crowd
>You look around confused
>They seem high in spirits considering we're fighting a war
>>27355076/war/ thread?, is that you?
Did somon' say WAAAGGGGGHHH?!
>>27356622
>>27356822
Gork and Mork both have the same dubs?!
WAAAAGGGHHHH confirmed!
>>27356863
We singin' aboot all dah fightin' wit dah blood an' dah guts. Cuz wez pretty pone orks.
>>27356822
>>27356863
Not sure what those are, but if you want you could write them in your green or I can.
>>27355076
You'd have thought a primitive technological society that hasn't excercised in war would be stalling with various strong old tactics while developing new weapons to reclaim the war with due to the lack of technology dedicated to war.
That or I'm a moron.
>>27357148
Half and half
>>27355076
Since i want to fuck celestia, i will join the royal army. You can call me Hard John.
>>27356622
Add me as your companion pls
>>27357316
Do you want this to be joint green?
>>27357479
Yes
>>27357479
Alright. Let's do this Comrade. Should we start this over or continue where I left off and go from there.
>>27357617
Start over
>>27357617
We need to be brave and badass ready to die for the Land of the sun and the moon
>>27357724
Alright.
>It's winter
>The Diamond Dogs declared war
>Be Morky
>A soldier with little experience
>If you count gaming
>They believe in the buddy system
>Because friendship is shit
>I mean magic
>Your partnered with someone named Hard John
>Not sure if that's a sexual term or because he's a badass
>Hopefully the second one
>I readjust my coat
>I hold my gun close to me as I examine the others
>They all seem like they know what they're doing
>Your not sure why they want you here
>You have no clue how to fire a gun
>You could make some mean raviolis
>Dat shit good
>The general is continues to make us march
>They start to sing
>You don't know the lyrics
>So you just listen
>The spirits are high
>>27357617
>>27357765
>roleplay
>>27357821
It's Joint green asshole
>>27357810
>They are singing an Equestrian version of "die wacht am rhein"
>In Equestrian army
>Major general has lost hope because of Diamond Dogs closing in
>No supplies left
>Unicorns are exausted from using too much magic
>Clearly, there is no hope left
>Last resort has been used, we have nothing to fight with
>Earth ponies are the first to go, because they don't have anything to defend themselves with
>Any resistance against them fails, and they capture us, though most of us are dead
>Real soon, they execute most of us, but they left me alive
>Diamond Dog leader comes up to me, and out of the blue, he says "Look at the beginning of each line"
>>27357981
Chanting*
>>27357992
Namefag yourself fag
Bump.
>>27357992
Get a name kiddo
>>27358496
I'm still here
>>27358496
STOP MAKING CANCER THREADS MORKY!
>>27358806
Stfu
>>27357810
>Their singing comes to a stop as there's a loud bang and snow flies into the air
>I dive into the snow
>It's cold
>Ponies fall around you
>They start shooting towards a forested area
>Fire is returned, hitting them
>After a bit the fire ceases
>It was a scout patrol of Diamond Dogs
"Damn..."
>We help ponies, the wounded ones
>There's a lot surprisingly
>They force me and John to go search for more with a few other ponies
>The clouds are blocking the sun
>So it makes the forest is dark
>It sends chills up my spine
>It was obvious by the shiver
>"Don't worry, stay together"
>I just nod
>roleplaying
Kys
>>27359290
No, you.
>>27357316
this picture is a historic anachronism. By the time the sturmgewehr 44 was issued the wehrmacht had stopped painting the shields on their helmets.
I'll try if this is a CYOA
>Be me
>living an idyllic life in Ponyville, helping Fluttershy tend to the flora and fauna
>there is palpable but unfulfilled romantic tension between us
>one day, in Everfree forest, we are foraging with a few other ponies for roots and berries for her picky ass bunny
>the ground trembles, and we all look about with concern
>a platoon of diamond dogs, pink dicks glistening in the light, erupts from the ground in a clearing a few yards away
>Fluttershy stands, trembling, frozen with fear as the dogs sprint towards us howling with lust
> I lean next to her and whisper in her ear "we've got to go. Remember the tornado? You've got this!"
> she shakes her head, her pink mane tossing beautifully. "Okay, anon. Let's go warn the others"
>from our place at the rear of the crowd, we begin to sprint back to town, ignoring the screams of ponies and the lustful howls of the diamond dogs
> tears appear in fluttershy's eyes but we never stop running til we get back to town. We are the only survivors
Sorry for being gone so long
this is great
>>27362717
fair, and its a recreation image, BUT is it so impossible to thin that maybe he has a helmet from before they stopped with the shields? just throwing that out there
>>27364984
Do you want me to continue?
>>27366757
Ues
bamp niggers
>>27358893
>Be Diamond Dog General
>The last surviving scout comes back
>He reports the situation
>Ponies dead and that the scouts are dead
>You nod and send him off for more troops
>Be Anon again
>Your currently in a tree resting
>Other ponies unable to climb have to sleep in the snow
>Like the asshole you are you chuckle
>It was pretty sad to see those pones die
>Now you think what if your next
>That sucks
>Your not important and there's not much to do
>But you haven't gotten to boink a pony
>Or snuggle one
>Or hold one close
>Your getting side tracked
>"Let's get a move on"
>The Generals loud and harsh voice breaks through your day dream
>You hop from the tree and white powder goes everywhere
>Some into your boots
>That's not good
>You continue to march with your fellow soldiers
>It start to snow
>It comes down harder as you go on
>Your all forced to stop and go inside a cave
>With all the ponies inside it's actually pretty warm
>But the smell of blood thick in the air makes you want to leave
>But you can't
>You don't want to leave the warmth
>You don't want to freeze
>What was their high spirits has been crushed
>Sadness and lost hope in the air
>>27368446
>You drift to sleep
>Just like the rest
>Most wounded shut their eyes
>Forever
>The next day comes
>The storm had subsided
>The fresh powder is almost to the top of your boots
>The General steps out
>"We need to get a move on"
>Everyone packs their gear up and get's up
>Some gather the bodies and start digging graves
>The whole army tribute thing happens
>They put a their gun sticking out by their grave with their helmet on the stock of the gun
>It's a sad sight
>But you won't cry
>Your a big boy now
>A full grown Anon
>They start to move again
>You run into a small village of Earth Ponies
>They all gave you shelter and food
>A Diamond Dog spy had come
>Who apparently is on our side
>He gives the General plans and goes off to the Diamond Dog army
>He gets us ready according to the plans
>Apparently it's very simple tactics
>Strange
>But whatever
>They're just mutts
>Very scary ones
>From what you've heard about them at least
>Never seen one in person
>You don't want to
>But you'd like to believe those picture books lied
Since there really isn't much writefag activity in this thread currently, I have started writing a story for here. I don't have very much done so far, however; I will post some of it later today so there will be more than one writefag producing content for this thread.
>>27369052
Please do
>>27369777
I can't argue with those trips m8. Green is on it's way. I just need to get some food, and then I will put some story out.
>>27369865
>>27355076
https://youtu.be/0rjpmXr7oK0
>You are SPC Anon.
>And you are currently sitting in the back of a deuce, cigarette between your lips, watching the dust kicking up behind you
>Your squad leader has his Bluetooth radio blasting Vietnam songs and it seems fitting.
>Its been 4 months since some magic ponies popped up on your world looking for aid
>The prospect of powerful new alliance on the table persuaded the USA to send forces to help.
>Next thing you knew you were on your way to another planet.
>Crazy, isnt it?
>The truck came to a halt
"Alright boys, welcome to our new home" Your first sergeant exclaimed, "Fort Rider!"
>You breathed deeply, taking in the new scents.
>Every country you've been to before this has had its own smell.
>And this one's can only be described as 'Fresh'
>The air was clean
>The plant life healthy
>You still havent seen any magic ponies though.
>Welp, better get your shit and get to formation. Day 0 was gonna suck.
>Day 0 ALWAYS sucks...
>>27370317
Day 8
>You've been here a week and have finally finished with all the briefings and bullshit
>Fort Rider was about 1 klick from some podunk down called 'Ponyville'>More like pone-dunk, amiright?
>Anyway, you've met the pony forces, and lets just say they seem more like kids in Halloween costumes then actual soldiers.
>Kinda cute, really.
>Each platoon had a squad of ponies attached to them
>Your pony squad, or 'cav-squad' as you've taken to calling them, seems to have the battle sense of kids on an airsoft field
>they have spirit but thats where it ends
>And you doubt that spirit would last after first contact.
>You're on lunch break right now
>You just finished going through some room clearing drills with the ponies.
>They were exhausted and just a tad shaken up
>You got to play the enemy for one iteration and had zero mercy
>You hid behind a dresser
>The ponies entered and once you heard them call clear you burst out screaming bloody murder
>All at once the ponies turned to you screaming and dumping their mags
>Red paint coated their backs as they all fell victim to friendly fire
>That might have be why you are getting such dirty looks from them
>Poor guys
>"Move"
>Your captor shoves you causing you to lose your footing.
>"Get up," the dog kicks you in the side.
>"I said GET UP!" he hits with the butt of his rifle.
>You slowly rise to your feet.
>The dog leads you into a cell with other captives.
>He shoves you to the ground before he walks out of the cell and locks it.
>You had been captured when your unit had been ambushed.
>Some tried to fight, others fled.
>You had to surrender.
>You were surrounded.
>Once you had surrendered, the diamond dogs spit what was left of your unit up, and sent them to prison camps.
>When you were marched to the camp you are currently in, you spotted some of your senior officers, and for some reason some minotaurs.
>The dogs must be at war with the minotaurs as well as Equestria.
>The cell you are in currently has two stallions.
>Both of the stallion's recognize you as a general.
>They instinctively stand and salute you.
"At ease lads"
>They stand back on all fours.
"Whats your names, and ranks?"
>"Private Gilded Sickle of the 386th Royal Scout Brigade, sir"
>"Lieutenant Iron Hammer of the 186th Royal Marine division, sir"
"How did you two get captured?"
>"Sir, we were ambushed, and surrounded when we were setting up camp in a valley. They overwhelmed us. How did they get you sir?" Iron hammer says.
>>27371814
"They also ambushed my unit before we could get to our experimental weapons onto them."
>"What experimental weapons sir?" Iron Hammer comments.
"Some equipment based off of things from my world like half-tracks and some HMGs.
>"HMGs?"
"Short for Heavy Machine Gun. One of those can rip through a whole platoon in a matter of seconds. We need to retrieve them before they are put onto the front against our countrymen."
>"How do you suppose us to retrieve them. We are locked in here remember."
"It's simple we escape." you whisper.
>You quickly turn around to check if there are any guards nearby that could see what you are about to do.
>Luckily, there aren't any, and you pull up your pant leg and reach into your boot to reveal a pistol and a knife.
"The dogs are pretty damned stupid. They never thought of checking my boots. These will helps out greatly."
>You quickly put your weapons back into your boot, and pull your pant leg back over your boot.
>The sight of the weapons boosted the morale of the two stallions slightly, giving them some hope.
"The only thing we have to do is plan our escape. Are you two with me?"
>"Sir, yes sir" they respond in unison.
"Also you don't need to call me by sir. Just call me Anon."
>"Ok General anon."
>>27371814
>>27372248
Not bad.
RIP this thread.
