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>on the city bus coming home from work
>fat neckbeard talking with some other guy
>neckbeard says other guy should watch mlp
>what.jpg
>other guy refuses but doesn't seem quite sure if himself
>the neckbeard encourages him to watch the show until he eventually agrees to watch it
>neckbeard gives a loud "WOOHOO!"
>every passenger on the bus including myself looks at him
>he looks embarrassed
>as he's putting his arms down he touches my shoulder with his entire hand
>he apologizes
>look at my shoulder
>there's some weird shit on it
>it smells like ass
>gag
>get off bus and go home
>throw shirt away
>it was my favorite shirt
God damn bronies.
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>>27338776
Next time on things that never happened
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>>27338812
>implying
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>>27338776
>>throw shirt away

not
> beg mummy to wash it
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>>27338776
>be at work
>see actual black brony
>wearing mlp shirt & naruto headband
>no no no and more no
Right then and there I decided to never ever try to engage these people, ever, at all.
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>>27339638
God naruto fans are the worst.

>coming back from pawn shop for my 4th gun purchase
>guy wearing this weird outfit running with his arms behind him
>realize its from naruto
>cringe
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>>27338776
>be my first time at a pone con
>have read stories of cringe, but never have had the pleasure to experience it first hand
>waiting in preregistration line
>skinny and pale, long haired motherfucker holding a RD plush comes up
>starts asking vendors which line is the preregistration one
>voice is literally cancer.exe
>mfw I'm the last one in line for preregistration
>autist kid finds his way to line and stands near me
>notice his RD plush is dirty as fuck
>this plush has seen things.png
>he sees me mirin plush, proceeds to go full spaghetti
>"m-my favorite pony is RD, what's yours?"
>fuck, you just had to look at that plush, didn't you anon?
>"uh, I'm Cadence fan"
>autist's eyes light up
>proceeds to pull out phone and start showing me some wallpaper of candyass he has saved
>"check this out, you like?"
>"y-yeah, that's pretty cool"
>"I have moar!"
>proceeds to show me entire wallpaper collection(lots of RD) while we wait in line
>[awkward as fuck nods of agreement intensify]
>finally arrive at registration desk
>thankfully con staffer found my name quick
>nope the fuck out while autist is busy spilling spaghetti to poor registration bro

The funniest part is I saw him at horsefucker hosted panel the next day
>mfw he could be lurking this very thread
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Wait, this is a thread for self loathing or denial...?
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I actually met a fabled pegasister once. She was working in Walmart and I was buying pone toys to bulk up my collection. She commented that she didn't recognize them and they must be background ponies. She then asked me if I like the show. I locked my spaghetti up tighter than Fort Knox and played dumb, insisting the pone was for my niece. She said it was too bad and that I really should watch the show because it would teach me a lot about friendship. I said I'd consider it and left after paying. I never saw her working the registers ever again.

Dear Princess Twilight, I fucked up. Sincerely, Anon.
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I once walked into an argument between a pegasister and a furry. I don't know what they were saying though, it was 4 years ago and I didn't give that much of a shit at the time.
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>>27339968
YOU FUCKED IT UP
YOU WILL NEVER. GET. ANOTHER. CHANCE. BECAUSE MLP IS A DEAD FANDOM

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIII!! YOU FUCKING AUTIST
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>>27339921
Kek
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>Be me in jr. high
>i had this "friend" that was and still is a fatass mantlet, neckbeard, and a furfag/brony.
>The only reason we were friends back then is due to us being friends since kindergarden.
>enter 7th grade
>He was a furfag before we even entered highschool and also a neckbeard.
>He had a full fucking beard before we even finished the goddamn fifth grade.
>hops on mlp that same year.
>The autist goes full retard by actively flaunting pony merch.
>I had to put up with his shit every single fucking day.
>one day the fucktard brings his whole set of plushes of the mane 6 in a jacket he wore almost every damn day.
>that day we had a 6th period study hall together.
>when he sits down, he proceeds to pull each of the plushes out and put them around the edge of his desk.
>the teacher sees him doing this, and by the look on her face, I could tell she was thinking "what the fuck is this retard doing."
>She tells autist McGee to put his ponies away.
>He does so.
>proceed to 10th grade year.
>he becomes one of those autistic tumblr pansexual faggots, and has a boyfriend he met while playing adventure quest.
>also becomes weaboo.
>still have to put up with his shit cause he didn't know how to fuck off.
>He thought he was cool and intelligent.
I had to put up with his shit for too goddamn long.
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>>27341009
that sounds like a living nightmare and I can't help but feel pity that you had to go through this bullshit.
care to tells us more stories from your autistic friend?, maybe you could immortalize him as the fat mcgee of /mlp/.
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>>27341009
>and has a boyfriend he met while playing adventure quest.
How the fuck? That's an entirely singleplayer game. Did you mean Adventure Quest Worlds?
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>>27341009
>7th grade
>actively flaunting pony merch

this means you were in 7th grade at the start of 2011, which means you're in your senior year of high school right now (assuming that it WAS in 2011, and not 2012 or 2013) which means you are probably underage
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>be a sophomore in high school
>have a tech class
>along with me and some other normiefags, there is a guy who is actually autistic
>While tards scare me quite a bit and he is autistic, he still fits in fine and is a complete bro
>Later find out he was a brony, but not before the incident
>autistbro had his own laptop and brought it into class one day
>everyone is concentrated at work and shit, class is too quite
>suddenly, out of nowhere...
>"WAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
>Rarity scream emanates from autistbro's laptop
>he started to watch a mlp ytp but did not realize the volume was at a high setting
>everyone turns to look at him as his spaghetti oozes everywhere
>"s-sorry"
>poor guy
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>>27341171
he could be 18 years old and a newfag or browsed while under-aged but assuming he is under-aged it wouldn't matter because he must be like 17 and a few months from 18
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Living in Vancouver Canada, I'm pretty sure the autism I have experienced is nothing compared to that of what amerifats see.
Personally, I expose my power level a lot, on purpose, to get the attention of autists. It's entertaining. I've been to cons, meetups, pone themed parties. I saw the season three premiere smashed to oblivion; drugs alcohol etc.
I have a few stories.

>first time going to a pone meetup
>at a mall
>meet a whole bunch of surprisingly chill people
>group of 40
>only a fifth of them are cringeworthy
>random empty seat next to a tall scrawny guy with glasses
>decide to take seat
>wondering why no one took the seat
>tall guy takes off his glasses and looks at me
>pulls out a tall glass potion looking bottle of clear liquid
>itsprobablyjustwater
>"Do you know what this is?"
"Oh, what is it?"
>"it's the combined spirits and power to make me become my true form in seven years"
>ohboy
"R-really? What's that?"
>"I'm going to turn into twilight sparkle."
>please no
>He fucking pulls out an mlp bible that he hand made
>proceeds to tell me about
>I find a safe gap in his speech and slip away to someone's conversation
>minutes later he gets into an argument with the meetup organizer
>mall security is called to haul him away
>never see him at that meetup again

More to come. Standby.
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>>27338812
Next time on The House of Cosbys
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>>27341152
yes he met on worlds
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>>27341552
Continued

>At a pone con last year
>three days of fun
>relatively autism free surprisingly
>the average obnoxious kid and neckbeard here and there
>all of the panels I went to were unobstructed by said autism
>third day
>final VA QA panel
>they pick a guy way in the back
>he stands up
>unrolls a porn poster of the sirens (EQG girls)
>"What... Do you guys think about.... This aspect of your characters?"
>Everyone in the room looks down in shame and facepalms
>some people groan
>the room falls silent
>VAs move on and nicely tell him no one cares
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I dont have any interesting stories involving brony sperg shit. The most interesting thing that has happened is when a random methhead walked into the tabletop game store thje meetup was at, stole a bag of chips while mumbling under his breath and then left.
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>>27341130
if this thread is still up, I'll see what I can post tomorrow. until then I must sleep.
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>Be me Senior Year of High School
>Just came back from youth exchange
>Graduating after I finish this year of school
>My brother just entered High School and I plan on seeing him during a group meeting during lunch
>The group was basically a robotics and some other engineering disciplines club
>So I go to the first meeting and discover the three new autists that joined the group with my brother and his friends
I was only expecting two new ones
>One is a fatass chowing down on lunch, the other a smaller fatass but mexican, and the last is a skinny redhaired kid
>The redhead came in from out of country due to his parents working overseas
The undercover autist
>I do a good job continuing to be a part of the club while making sure to distance myself from the three autists
>Was able to not work with the fattest and the other two turned out to be bearable when I had to deal with them

>One day the larger fatass waddles into the club meeting
It visibly hurts to watch him do anything faster than a walk
>He's late as usual
>Spills his spaghetti to the whole club
>The other two autists spill it right after

>I keep my power level hidden, I won't have part in this spaghetti party

>I've only really told my brother that I enjoyed the show
My brother is sitting a few chairs away from me and is watching the whole thing

>He's smiling

>I give him a look that says "Don't you fucking dare"
>He nods then patromines zipping his mouth shut

>After school I'm driving my brother back home
>About halfway back he turns and says, "So how about that club meeting?"

>We laugh all the way back home


Later I learned that one of my friends that was also part of the club also liked the show and was also taking part in the club meeting that day.

The autism was so strong in those three that it stopped the spaghetti Armageddon
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>>27339638
>>27339701
Is this a regional thing? I've never seen anything like that anywhere near southern CT.

I feel like no one could get away with anything like that cuz everyone around here either is - or lives next to - an Italian with a baseball bat.
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>>27339520
Inocence shines within your chest anon(sorry for my shitty english)
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>sophomore year high-school
>be friends with quiet kid
>he's pretty chill
>have class with him in twice in a day
>gym
>playing soccer outside
>someone yells about a "magic unicorn"
>friend yells out "i'd like to claim twilight"
>some other guy says "i claim pinkie pie"
>confused normie asks if they are referencing something
>being the idiot i am i say "it's my little pony"
>normie says "that's gay"
>normie pretends to drink bleach
>my friend comes over to me and asks if i watch the show
"yeah"
>next day
>he runs up to me and starts talking about all the stuff he's seen and the merch he has
>not a problem until he pulls out his rainbow dash plush
>real problem started when
he just kept repeating phrases and always started sentences with "hey anon, i don't know why but i have a lifesized celestia plushie " or "i don't know why but i got into a fight with my brother because he wanted to burn the lifesized celestia plushie"
but my favorite one was when he walked up to me and said "hey anon i don't know why but somehow my OC is as exactly dark as i am but i can't believe she's nicer than me"
the name was like "moonshine dusk" i think
and he would have went into detail about it if i didn't have to get to class
>then he moved to arizona
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>>27341604
Takes all kinds out here in Commiefornia, bruh.
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>Be me
>Freshman
>New school, no friends
>Interests carry over from 8th grade so I still like pone a bit
>Goes to classes
>I try to talk to some of the kids near the back of the room
>Nobody talks to me there
>Does it next class too
>Nothing
>Finally lunch arrives
>Were allowed to eat in library so I go in there
>As I look around for a place to sit, find one
>Though when I look over to the chair I want to sit in, I see it
>Trey in hand, i see that he fits the decryption of a grade-a gentleman
>Neckbeard, acne and that godawful shirt
>"20% cooler!"
>Oh shit
>I walk over there with caution
>He notices that I'm approaching him and he does the same
>I want to run but I'd rather sit down and enjoy my chicken tendies
>We get closer
>As we're about to run into each other I smack right into something hard
>It was a mirror
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>>27342682
Liek eef u crai evrytiem
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>>27342682
fug
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>>27341491
He sounds at least like he could at least function in society.
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>be me
>get heavily into brony fandom senior year
>show was in the middle of the second season
>become obsessed with reading human in equestria stories
>I'd read them on my phone between classes
>become desperate to meet other bronies
>write "Fluttershy is best pony" on wall
>see if anyone replied
>they knew it was me
>i had to apologize and explain what it was about
>in front of my classmates

Makes me cringe almost as much as remembering the time my middle-school class thought I was a nazi because I quoted South Park a lot before I fully understood what Hitler did.
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>>27338776
You thew the shirt away? Oh man that's hilarious.
I feel sorry for you
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>>27339968
>She said it was too bad and that I really should watch the show because it would teach me a lot about friendship.
She picked up on your autism and shitty lie
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>Early College
>Sitting out by the gym after classes are over
>Dude comes walking up
>Nothing overly alarming
"Hey man can I sit with you?"
>surewhynot.jpg
>Looking up random trivia on phone
"Dude are you a brony?"
>Wait what.
>Back before brony became a negative term
>"Y-yes...?"
>Random stranger pulls out his laptop and shows me his desktop background
"Recognize this scene?"
>Don't know it off-hand
"It's the from the first episode when Twilight realizes the prophecy..."
>I must end this soon.
>Nod politely.
>Dude keeps going for a bit.
>Finally gets up to leave
>Pulls up Tobuscus' Nugget in a Biscuit song
>Walks away playing song on full volume, laptop next to his head

There was another brony I met during the same semester, but he was of the "I can function in normal society" variety.
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>be me
>freshman prerequisite tech credit class
>sitting towards the front of the computer lab doing stupid shit with 2 of my friends
>about half way into the semester, an old friend joins our class
>I remember this kid vaguely from elementary school years ago, nice kid, quiet, but nice
>he sits at the computer closest to the wall, away from everyone else
>never really talked with anyone
>apparently this kid had some form of educational handicap that I was unaware of
>the only thing he ever ended up doing in that class was copying and pasting a picture of DJ pon3 in MS Word with "drop the bass" written at the bottom
>that was the only work I've ever seen that kid do
>from what I heard from other teachers, thats all the work he ever does
>mfw I learned his life is nothing but his Nintendo DS games and mlp
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>>27342045
Classic.
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>>27338776
Mmmm
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>>27341568
>>27341552
What the fuck
Oc comment
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>>27343478
Fucking hell man, both exact things happened to me. I was admiring nazis and actually tried to draw Twilight's cutie mark on board to see if anyone else was a brony.
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>>27343478
>>27343972
what the fuck?
how?
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>March 2014
>Be Junior in college
>College has brony club that I've been a part of for a couple of years now
>Most of the people there are really chill and can function normally in society.
>To be in the club you must be enrolled in this school
>Some fat guy starts showing up at the beginning of the semester
>Our club advisor says he's from the video gaming club, but we couldn't confirm if he goes to this school
>Shows up every Saturday when we get together to watch episode, talks and fucking makes stupid comments throughout the new episodes
>We tell him to shut up because we are trying to watch
>Occasionally coughs loudly and spits phlegm into his sleeve
>absolutelydisgusting.png
>One evening while we are chilling in the dorm's lobby watching youtube videos my friend sitting next to me taps me on the shoulder to look over at the table this guy's sitting at.
>Dude is literally jacking off to tentacle hentai on his computer
>whattheabsolutefuck.wav
>My other friends on the couch and take notice and we consider getting the fuck out of there
>For whatever reason, the guy looks around him and quickly closes tabs thinking no one saw him when it was right in the fucking open
>A little while later he gets up from the chair and begins circling the room asking what we are all doing
>Leaned in and touched the shoulder of my friend to see what he was browsing on his computer
>My friend threw his sweatshirt in the trash later that night
>Group of friends decide to get food just to get the fuck out of there
>As we are leaving, see stain on his pants that he quickly covers up with his sweatshirt
>Club president had to talk with him about that shit after we left
>Never saw him again after that day

Apparently he goes to a community college close to my school, but I don't know how he found out about this club.
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>>27343478
>>27343972
I didn't have a nazi fetish, but I did carve a shitty portrait of Pinkie into a bathroom stall door with the needle of a geometric compass.
That was Freshman year, and it was still there when I went back over to it a few months after graduating, which was like 6 months ago. I bet it'll be there for years until they replace the whole door.

I can repress my cringe, but there will be physical evidence seen by hundreds of children a year that I used to be a motherfucker that thought it would be cool to carve a pony into a plastic door.
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>>27343517
That's just sort of sad and frustrating more than cringeworthy.
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>>27343878
>foamy kisses.
Sounds a lot better than nigger kisses.
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>>27338776
I used to be really cringeworthy the first couple of months I was into pony. The worst thing I did was I put some pony pictures on powerpoint slides. That was the fucking worst.
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>>27343478
>thought I was a nazi because I quoted South Park a lot before I fully understood what Hitler did
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>>27344975
You would rather kiss a rabid horse? Really?
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bump for more cringe
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>in California visiting family
>one of my aunts has 9 children, I kid you not
>my mother sees a Pinkie Pie pillow in said aunt's house. Probably belonged to one of the daughters.
>she comments about it or something and my aunt says to her all surprised, "Do your boys like My Little Pony too?!"
>it turns out all 9 of those cousins like MLP too
>5 of them are girls, 4 are boys, oldest boy being 16
>they're actually all pretty chill about it
>everything went better than expected
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>>27347217
I'm jelly. Immediate family pokes fun at me at times, and cousins still don't understand how I can like minature equines. The only other person in my family that watches the show like I do is my little niece. She loves ponk and hates Twilight. Called her 'my nigga' on the spot and I had to explain how I wasn't rascist when she used the term during dinner.
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>>27347217
Most ive got about pone from my family is a hand made mlp card for my 21st from a younger cousin.

Its
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>>27347453
*Its cute
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>>27347320
I've never gotten any shit from my family. Kinda hard when our father is a martial arts teacher, coder, and trail hiker, yet he loves Powerpuff Girls. Come to think if it, everyone in my family has a little kids show that they enjoy. They'd be fucking hypocrites to tease me for it.
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>>27347488
Family is pretty old school, but they don't abuse the shit of me. It's kinda like how we just call each other fags. It doesn't mean anything and that's just how we interact. Besides it's only once or twice a year living alone and all.
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>>27341009
I hath returned to tell you all of more tales of my neckbeardian friend and how I learned not to trust the little fat bastard.
>Be me in eighth grade.
>my "friend," who for the time being we will call him Neckbeardio, had become even more autistic than he was in seventh grade.
>He was constantly on his phone, and would show me pony and fur shit.
>at that time I had not gotten on the ride, but I knew a little bit about pone from the Internet and Neckbeardio showing me shit.
>He even made me look at a whole fuck load of furry and pony porn.
>The cringe was real.
Now lets fast forward to the first day back to school after Christmas break.
>I had just started watching the show over break, so i wanted to tell him that I had become a brony.
>I later regret this decision
>Go to school.
>I had first period english class with him.
>I tell him of what i had become, and also tell him to not tell anybody because I was honestly terrified that someone would find out about my weird obsession.
>He said ok.
>Later that day
>In band class
>one of the few classes I was not graced with Neckbeardio's presence.
>our band director tells us it is time to pack up,
>I get to work putting my saxophone away when one of my trumpet playing friends that was in the grade below me comes over to me.
>He says "so I heard you are a brony."
>I later found out he was also a brony.
>Fear instinctively kicks in and I say That i don't know what he is talking about.
>It also didn't help that the girl I had a crush on at the time heard also.
>Trumpet friend asks if I know about pinkie pie.
>Fear still driving me I deny ever hearing about the name.
>he stops asking questions and leaves me alone.
>spaghetti crisis averted.
>The bell rings and I go off on a quest to track down Neckbeardio.
>I find him and confront him.
>I was super fucking pissed at him and I let him know that.
>I tell him to not tell anybody else or I would kick his shit in.
>He actually fucking listens this time.
More to come soon
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>>27347720
go on...we need to know.
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>>27347320
>had to explain how I wasn't racist
I guarantee you that every single person that was at that table thinks you're a racist now.
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>>27342084
>Arizona
Arizonafag here. What part of the state did he end up in?
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Im so happy pony didnt exist until long after I was out of school
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>>27347720
>Enter ninth grade year
>At the beginning of the year Neckbeardio wasn't acting super autistic.
>I actually thought he was going to stop being an immature little shitbag.
>I thought wrong.
>For the first couple of weeks he seemed to be acting a lot more like a normal person, but then shit hit the fan
>Starts nonstop talking about furshit and porn.
>over the span of the three months of summer vacation, he had compiled several thousand pictures of furry porn on his phone, and to add to my suffrage he proceeded to show me the majority of his collection.
>There were dicks everywhere
>I told him to fuck off cause I'm not a cock hungry homosexual dipshit like he is.
>He still would proceed to show me his porn collection with furry memes.
>I really wanted to beat the living shit out of him, but if I did I would get into a metric shitton of trouble.
>I learned my lesson last time I messed with a retard. even if it was in the third grade
>Luckily I only had to deal with his shit at lunch two times a week due to having a modified schedule because band.
freshman year was an uphill battle dealing with him. The story of Neckbearrdio ends during my sophomore year of high school.
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>At BronyCon
>Had a hotel room paid for me for doing some work for a staff member
>Already met some cool people I've known online before then
>Even met a chill guy in line
>Then I decided to go to a FoE meet-up some people were having because I'm a total autist
>Some guys there were pretty chill. Nice guys
>And then there was the ultimate autism
>Had a bad haircut
>Weird fucking mustache
>Looked super skinny, and had a darker tone of skin
>He told me a bit about his FoE fan fic
>Legit pretty much a copy of a more famous sidefic, Project Horizons
>Mention this to him
>Spaghetti goes everywhere as he tells me that PH is the worst thing in the world
>allrightythen.jpg
>Decide to show off some specially made FoE cards for Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder
>Guy takes them from me, and starts looking through
>Starts throwing the Project Horizons related cards on the ground
>Now I start getting pissed
>Pick up my cards, leave to go to the vendor hall
>tfw he follows after me
>Thankfully, I was able to lose him in the crowd
>Didn't run into him other than once or twice, but only briefly
>He one time even saw someone cosplaying as the main character from PH and got pissed over it.
>Like super pissed
Why do people like this exist?
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>>27351482
>hating project horizons
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>be me working fast food job (BK) in college
>normal day of working drive through
>go up to window to collect money for food
>stereotypical neckbeard autist in the drivers seat with scrawny noodly autist in the passenger seat
>see a Pinkie Pie cup holder, double check so not to as to not spill my spaghetti without need
>as I'm giving back the change, mention something about his cup holder being neat
>fat autist's eyes light up
>"No way"
>yes way
>looks over to the passenger and back to me
>extends his pudgy, balled up fist
>I begrudgingly return and fist bump
>go to get the food that just arrived
>hand it out, both of the autists grinning as the fat one shifts into gear
>as he leaves he shouts, "Don't forget to smile!"

All in all it was pretty damn neat, didn't spill any spaghetti and had a nice experience 8/10 would do again
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>>27344721
He was one of many, believe me. One of which having the physical form factor of an exercise ball.
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>>27341552
you lip dick motherfucker i saw that lanky twat out in burnaby with his pony bible. the fucker was wearing a purple horn and wings. he would gallop across the walkways with his "friends" or herd of whatever. this was not the first neckbeard encounter from vancouver i had seen

i haven't gone to any of the meet ups but i have been to some of the conventions in Van and its people like this that make me not proud of having asperger's.
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horse faggot for 4 years now, and I am super glad Ive never met another in real life
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>>27349184
I'M NOT A RACIST ALRIGHT!, I'M A MELTING POT OF FRIENDSHIP, I'M A NICE GUY! GODDAMMIT!
>cans.wav
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>>27338812
Made me laugh ob the metro, best commet
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>>27339921
Oh man! It's you! I never got to finish showing you all my candance stuff!
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>>27341568
What aspect of the characters? Like...what is he trying to get at? How does this even work?
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>>27339921
Gosh anon this is terribly like this other guy I saw at a pony con. Like I was last in line for pre reg and had to be with a guy exactly like that. Was it this guy?
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>be me, few years ago
>At Six Flags with brother, his girlfriend, and his son
>Wearing shirt with RD and Daring Do
>Waiting to get on some ride, line was pretty long
>Femanon who looked a couple years younger than me with a small group of friends notices and compliments it
>"Th-Thanks."
>Sticks her fist out for a brohoof and return the gesture
>Nervously and awkwardly laugh and go back to talking to brother

Went better than expected, just wish I wasn't so damn awkward when random people talk to me out of nowhere.
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all my encounters are boring as fuck.
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>that guy who could easily pass as a normalfag Chad in my class
>he can effienctly hide his power level beyond well
>he doesn't say much at all but has a phone he goes on all the time that he assumes that no one can see
>you can sometimes peek at his phone and see something related to ponies
>a total of 2 people have asked if he watches mlp/ is a brony
>he immediately says no and explains why bronies are cancer, then proceeds using his phone 5 minutes later

It doesn't matter what the situation is, even if people are unironically discussing pone, he absolutely refuses to pertain to anything related to the show
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>>27341568
Good times
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>>27354798
This pic makes me diamonds every single time
Best mare next to best dazzling is best unf
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>>27343517
>the only work this kid ever did in school was copy paste the same picture of vinyl scratch with the words 'drop the bass' written at the bottom
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>>27349300
i dunno
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>>27352912
>TFW the horn and wings were real
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>2012
>Vaguely knew what bronies were, but didn't look into it
>see a brony wearing a derpy shirt in the cafeteria of my high school
>showing off his shirt to friends
>sit down, looking over because I am curious
>faggot notices me and talks to me
>"I wear this shirt because I am a brony"
>look at him blankly
>he immediately becomes hostile
>"U HATING ON ME BRO!?!"
"No, no. I just don't know what a brony is."
>"Someone who watches MLP!"
>Continue to play dumb and ask what MLP stands for
>"my little pony!"
"Oh, okay. You don't have to make a big deal about it, christ."
>throws an autistic punch on my shoulder and runs away

He was the sole reason why I avoided watching the show for a year.
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