607- Newbie Dash
Written by Dave Rapp
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
Friendship is Magic #42 should be out this Wednesday (May 11)!
Spitfire's confident enough as team leader that she's probably been so for quite some time. And with all it takes to make the grade for the team, It's unlikely she'd have missed all of Dash's escapades, or stories of them, and might have been following her progress since at least the sonic rainboom over Cloudsdale. Dash applying would have pleased her, then, but she's never made it easy on her for any sort of celebrity. The Wonderbolts strive for teamwork and professionalism, after all - favoritism works counter to their goals. And Dash worked her way up admirably.Maybe she's even pleased that the vacancy came up when it did.
>>27310521
Previous thread.
>filly
603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
New episodes promo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZohLGP2fl4
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail:Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.
609 - Saddle Row & Rec:When Rarity opens her flagship store in Manehattan, a tell-all article threatens to expose how badly her friends almost ruined the Grand Opening.
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off:Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.
611 - Flutter Brutter:When Fluttershy tries to convince her freeloading brother to move out of their parents' house, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to him and help him get over his fear of failure.
613 - Spice Up Your Life:Pinkie Pie and Rarity discover a father and daughter struggling to keep their family restaurant open, which is cause tension in their relationship.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
The fillies have arrived.
Reminder that Dash ruined Lightning Dust's chance at the Wonderbolts.
>>27315283
It's time for fillies and apples
BEST
WAIFU
>>27315263
>And Dash worked her way up admirably
Just know Celestia loves you.
>>27315322
Time to die happily
>>27315322
But I love her niece
>>27315322
>Kit loves me
>Celestia loves me
My imaginary princess harem is getting bigger!
>>27315322
But I want my waifu to love me.
>>27315322
Bullshit, nobody loves me.
>>27315334
>>27315347I love youI want to have like 10 babies with you, anon
>>27315350
isn't kit like
really short
if I had a bigger dick I'd destroy her
>>27315352
This timezone is weird
>>27315357I could destroy her with my dickBut I'm bad at sex so she probably wouldn't enjoy it
>>27315347
i dont love you but i still want you to be happy in life
>>27315347
Celestia does, anon.
>>27315320
Rainbow Trash looked pretty cute
>Eye contact does not cause pregnancy.
Remember to augment your horses to increase their usefulness.
>>27315437
Celestia is sick of you not making friends, so she used a Want It Need It spell on you and then teleported you to town square.
>>27315440
>>27315440
My horse is already exponentially more useful than me.
>>27315446
I'm going to pass out and not make any friends.
>>27315437
>being this misinformed
Enjoy all those child support payments, Anon.
>>27315446
I start humping an apple cart
>>27315446
Anon ends up the most popular person in ponyville, after the 13 hour gangbang wraps up
its that time of year again
http://sunibee.tumblr.com/post/144098317913
>>27315322
We're still out of double stuffed oreo's, mom.
>>27315478
okay?
>>27315479
>Oreos
>not entire boxes of donuts
NORMAN GET OUT ROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>27315478
What is it with artist and being dramatic?
>>27315485
dont you ever reply to me or my wife's son ever again
>>27315467
>celestia hyper pregnancy inflation
I NEVER KNEW I COULD UNF TO THIS
BEFORE NOW
>>27315478
You know, it'd be actually news if he did this more than once every four months
how long until he deletes all his art again
Did you see the mountains of ponuts image, that shit was gold
>>27315478
never ever ;_;
>>27315528
KILL ME
I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT HIS HYPERDICKS
>>27315535
This is it, anon. We're all going to have to learn to draw so we can draw all the hyper ponuts and dicks we want.
teen fillies
>>27315572
>>27315528
He's futafamous
what more could he want out of life
Should be making thousands a month on Patreon
Whiny bitch
Remember to kiss your sun horse at least three times per day
Otherwise she will explode
>>27315572
queen fillies
>>27315572
Am I doin it right?
>>27315607
ok
>>27315607
alright, that sounds cool
>>27315607
Is she close enough? She's yellow/orange and really hot
>>27315618
What kind of sun-related talent would an earth pony have?
>>27315607
Ah shut you're not the boss of me, she'll be fine
>>27315633
do you think Spitfire has a little fire trail down there?
>>27315643
You meanPubes?Because a girl with well kept pubic hair is hot as fuck man. So I hope she would
>>27315635
being useless
oh wait that's Celestia's special talent.
>>27315662
rude
TELL ME ABOUT SPITFIRE
WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE ZENTAI
>>27315618
>that filly
and now I want to drink icy orange juice
>>27315676
would you drink orange filly juice with pulp or without?
Mur
>>27315662
extra rude
TELL ME ABOUT NYX
WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE HEADBAND
>>27315671
So she can go fastand it also looks really hot
>>27315677
filly juice is gross
>>27315322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pS79EiwGAQ
>>27315702
>>27315478
>"I’m not sure if i should make a zip file of all my stuff I’ve posted and start fresh or something or what."
Oh man I still have the zip file he put out from when he did this last, a few years ago.
Looking thru it, it's funny how there's a distinct lack of prolapsed assholes. He basically nuked all his art to "start fresh", then immediately began drawing hyper-fetish stuff.
>>27315706
I have absolutely no idea what she's saying but I heard "turk"
>>27315685
She is a shitty oc
>>27315643
>>27315660
>not a runway
Do you even Wonderbolts
>>27315720
nice completely subjective opinion friend
>>27315711
>Looking thru it, it's funny how there's a distinct lack of prolapsed assholes.
aw man
is there any hyper fetish stuff
>>27315643
She's Spitfire not Squirtfire.Or is she?
>>27315730
>Solid fucking black
>Mary Sue
>Alicorn
>Disgusting headband and glasses
>MUH PAAAAAAST
no it's objective you fucking retarded shitposting autist
fucking kill yourself
Pony was been thinking of that poor devil you'd fed to the dogs earlier when she shot you
I posted this before in a sinking thread so I guess nobody had seen it
I think I found another reference to MLP in the manga Boku no Hero Accademia/ My Hero Academy, a series that is gaining some popularity as of now
The side character I squared in red name were Pony Tsunotori, an american born japanese that had the super powers of "Horn Canon" (Only names for now). Her name contains the kanji for "Horn" and "Fetch". Her favorite thing is apples.
I think its pretty obvious, considering the author is a westaboo that had dran fanart of starwars, MCU, and even the entire cast of Wakfu!
>>27315748
Cry about it.
>>27315478
>it's a post about "i don't know what to do any more"
>again
what is it about being artist that makes them so fucking unstable?
I just saw a video of real life nipple fingering
has science gone too far
>>27315779
nice bait
>>27315812
i don't believe you
>>27315831http://www.heavy-r.com/video/224759/Extreme_Big_Nipples_Fingered/
>>27315838
thats fake
come on anon
>>27315813
Whats baitish about this? I mean, the guys back in /a/ thread seems to agree, even thinks its obvious by now
>>27315843
b-buh
>>27315848
anon
Why are people shitting on the latest episode so much? It's not any more cringy then the last time Dashie got her own episode and acted like a colossal cringy cunt all to learn a lesson that will be forgot by the end of the episode.
I mean is the shit she did this episode any worse then the time she nearly committed eco terrorism all so that her pet wouldn't have to hibernate?
>>27315853
I have to believe anon
I know that if it were real they'd be going past the knuckle and she'd be more or less screaming in unimaginable pain, but still
it's my fetish
do you go around at christmas yelling that santa isn't real
>>27315868
my liking for futa lets me know at least most of it is just a trans person
no because I have no reason to yell that, anon
>>27315838
>heavy-r
>rape
>scat
>aftermath
The fuck
>>27315880
yeah heavy r is great
like motherless is any better anon
it's just that motherless is blocked by my country
>>27315889
I looked it up on bing after I saw the link and that's what popped up.I really should stop clicking on spoilered stuff on my phone but I for the life of me can't get the "Linkify URLs," thing to turn off.
>>27315730
>subjective opinion
Are you trying to say that there are objective opinions??????????????
>>27315913
are you saying there's not???????????????
>>27315930
The idea of an objective opinion is oxymoronic
I know that conceptually they "exist" but I've always found it stupid. An opinion is an opinion and will always be subjective.
Your Waifu wants to chop you up....some fresh fruits and vegetables to keep you happy and healthy.
>>27315779
I fuckin love kohei
he's such a westaboo
if you haven't already, check out his other piece, omagadoki dobutsuen
>>27315940
the term is flawed, but there is something like a natural appeal for certain forms, patterns, sounds and similar things that work for most people and therefore can be seen as objectively good or bad choices for designs etc.
>>27315949
>vegetables
>>27315940
we are born only to die
the very nature of the law of conservation makes decay an undeniable truth
our very existence is oxymoronic
only in madness, can you find truth
Universe mare
Universe mare
Size of the entire universe mare
>>27315987
Haha, yeah, I remember cybering, too.
>>27315941
What a bouncy pony
>>27316028
If she had tits, she'd bounce them around too.
>>27315985
How do you explain evolution then senpai?
I want to be Luna's small colt son for her to hold and cuddle
MAKE
SOME
FRIENDSOR ELSE
>>27315941
back when MLP was still inbetween that phase of pretty girly but pretty good
>>27316047
Or else what?
>>27316053
MLP is still pretty good
>>27315854
It was a retarded episode
>>27315986
https://e621.net/post/show/612343/
>>27316062
I knew what it was before even opening it.
>>27316055
Or else something extremely painful will happen to you.
>>27316047
Okay. Hey Celestia, what are you doing later? Wanna hang out?
>>27316062
DAVE, STOP.
>Twilight: I don't get it, we killed their giant T-Rex god, but the cannibals are still eating people.
>>27316062
god this shit is funny
Pony felt your head and chest, asking if you had "a headache", or "a heart-break"?
>>27316043
Nature's hacks
Since decay is inevitable, physics have constructed intricate patterns of logic that self replicate and build complex systems that only runs so long to repeat the process
One must wonder where this road takes us, and if we are truly worthy of the rewards at the end
>>27315304
I would love to see an episode where Rainbow Dash reunites with a drunken, pissed-off, depressed Lightning Dust.
>>27316092
I want to hold a pone close with her head on my chest.
That sounds like the comfiest shit ever
I need to take a break
a break to HORSE
specifically, this horse
Seems we are finally (hopefully) going to meet him going by the preview for the hearthswarming thing
Any guesses as to what hes going to be like? Or are we being rused?
>>27316124
>flutterdash
>raridash
would wreck
>>27316118
I have a feeling a Dust episode would involve Wind Rider.
They both got screwed by the same pony, so they'd want to get even with her.
Maybe Wind Rider would take it too far for Dust.
>>27316140I want to fuck him
>>27316124
that blue fade looks terrible
>>27316118
>Dash leisurely trots away from a group of fans as they revel in her awesomeness
>"She sweated on me! S-she chose me!"
>'Heh, my adoring public.'
>"Chh, 'meh adering perblic'..stupid cunt."
>She turns around to see a janitor pony sweeping up confetti and other litter
>"Uh, excuse me?"
>"WHAT, CUNT? D-D-D-DID I FUCKING STUTTER?"
>"L-lightning Dust?"
>"That's what the nametag says, Rainbow DARSH."
>>27316140
Might be a ruse, he could just show up in the background. Would be cool to have some interaction with him and Dash even if it's only a few lines
>>27315304
This pony needs a return
>>27316140
I hope it also shows her mom
>>27316124
Applejack and RD have the same VA, how did Ashleigh Ball stay in dash voice with AJ accent?
Here's to hoping the next episode will be loads better than the last two.
>>27316190
This will be the first time we have ever actually seen him in the current era though, and the fact hes present in ponyville, when last we saw him was a decade or more ago in Cloudsdale makes me think they brought him in for more than just scenery. Especially considering just how much he stands out with that mane and tail.
>>27316216
Well she has a naturally raspy voice just not as much as Dash normally, I'd imagine it wasn't too hard
>>27316219
>only two rainbow ponies exist in the entire history of equestria
>and ponies really fucken love rainbows a lot
why do you think? birth defect? dyed manes? a sign of the chosen one?
>>27316211
Would be interesting. Would like to know if they were both rainbow horses or if she got it from her sire exclusively
Also interesting was Rainbow Shine appeared with both of them in the flashback. I wonder if she is a relation of some sort
>>27316264
you expect too much from 22min episode
>>27316260
foetal alcohol syndrome
>>27316260
that dad must have and endless line of mares to fuck
no wonder there is no mother
>>27316264
Originally I was hoping her mom would be Firefly but then Testing happened
>>27316260
Its an inherited trait confined to the ancient pegasus military aristocracy
she is the last of the line of Commander hurricane, though she doesn't know it
or shes just really gay
>>27316287
>tfw no second season
You guys were wrong, ponies make terrible pillows.
She just keeps crying and asking to go home.
Barely got any sleep.
>>27316302
You forgot to sedate first.
>>27316274
They can waste time with a cringey useless sequence like in last episode, they'd have time for that
>>27316302
you had the wrong pony
>>27316302
your mistake was using just any random pony
you need a professional
>>27316174
And then she has him fired for verbally abusing a patron.
>>27316314
>>27316316
>those lifeless eyes
Of course all she does is pillow.
>>27316314
>>27316316
>The filly is so comfortable you never get out of bed
>Game over
>>27316314
>>27316316
NOI
O
I
>>27316314
>>27316316
NOI
O
I
>>27316302
Get a bigger one next time.
>>27316316
Shes not a pro, she was just a temp
that cutie mark moves around
I think its a sticker that just indicates the designated cuddler for the evening
Hush little filly, don't say a word.
And never mind that noise you heard.
It's just the beasts under your bed.
In your closet, in your head.
EXIT LIGHT
ENTER NIGHT
TAKE MY HAND
OFF TO NEVER NEVER LAND
![img_7707[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2Qw1iJ2.jpg "img_7707[1].jpg")
>>27316327
>>27316331
has anyone drawn noi with a huge comfortable ass with an inviting look at the viewer
>>27316334
>using your pet as a pillow
my cat loves this
>>27316370
But fillies are NFS
your half used bottle of horsey sauce is mysterious refilled over night
>>27316397
>arby's
>>27315270
>>27315283
BUILD WALL
IS NOI GOING TO BE IN THE NEW EPISODE?
>>27316368
LUNA WON'T YOU CRY FOR ME
>>27316368
WHATTAYA MEAN I COULDN'T BE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF EQUESTRIA
TELL ME SOMETHING, IT'S STILL 'WE, THE PONIES', RIGHT?
>>27316414
WHO
>>27316437
NOI
O
I
>>27316442
WHO
H
O
>>27316447
Carrot Top's sister
>>27316447
NOI
O
I
What it that smoke that's coming out of Wonderbolts. They clearly are not plates with exhausts. Are they just farting while flying?
>>27316460
Condensation trails
>>27316242
>>27316216
listening to it again it sounds more dashy and more appley at times, it's kinda of inconsistent. it must have been pretty difficult to do.
>>27316454
>>27316457
WHOOOOOO?
>>27316447
ノーイ
>>27315322
>>27315404
>when your life is so bad you have to delude yourself into thinking a fictional character cares about you
I can't wait to commit genocide.
>>27316465
of methane
>>27316478
what an asshole
what a waste of slave labor and organs
>all these fillies
>>27316465
Condensation trails aren't dark grey or shoot sparks and stuff
Or lightning or rainbows or all the other weird trails certain pegasi leave in their wake
I am sure its some kind of magical show effect
What I find funnier is the obvious mechanical aircraft sound they sometimes make
>>27316460
>>27316507
They are merely smoke trails. They're used to make cool patterns and shit, for flying shows and stunts.
>>27316465
They aren't flying high enough, or fast enough, for that shit to occur.
>>27316465
Shit son, Wonderbolts are part of Equestria chemtrails conspiracy.
>>27316507
>Or lightning or rainbows or all the other weird trails certain pegasi leave in their wake
I kinda liked that effect. Made me think of Powerpuff Girls.
>>27316517
Of course they are smoke trails anon, but they are magical ones that have some interesting lingering effects
And with certain pegasi they are even more magical, like Lightning Dust and Rainbow Dash
Pony asks if you'd like to come over to her place for coffee.
>>27316559
>>27316534
oops forgot my image
>>27316554
>Imitate Pinkie
>Ace like a hyperactive retard
>Imitate Applejack
>Act like a hick
>Imitate Rarity
>Act like a slut
Twi and Flutters got the good end of that whole thing
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/1878927
>>27316506Suppressive Fillies
>>27316572
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Element of Loyalty""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>27316566
Dash tail looks really weird from that angle.
>>27316602
It was the tiniest sliver of a second on screen so they probably didn't put much effort into making her correct at that angle
>>27316625
If I were animating that scene, the autist in me wouldn't allow any shit like this.
Which is why I'm not an animator.
>>27316576
>cartoon horses with hyper realistic horse genitalia
I never got this fetish.
>>27316597
>Season 4 is about the ponies opening the crystal box that sprouted out from the harmony tree.
>Season 5 is about the ponies being sent on friendship missions by the crystal map.
>Season 6 is about...
>>27316657
Starlight Glimmer!
>>27315492
Newfriend detected
>>27316667
I wonder what Season 7 will be about?
Rainbow dash is criticized for her bad skills of oral sex
>>27316678
>season 7
>>27316678
fillies and colts
>>27316667
No wonder it's so shit
>>27316698
Nobody wants to see colts.
>>27316680
I want to hear raspy lisp moan in pleasure
>>27316680
Well, does she have skills elsewhere?
>>27316585
>>27316678
During season 7 mane 6 will realize they are in cartoon and will try to escape it.
>>27316674
dont you ever speak to me or my wife's son ever again
>>27316678
Lesbian horses
>>27316742
But that's every season?
The filly who sold the world.
Let's discuss pegasus' anatomy
>>27316758
Starlight is clearly not a full lesbian
She wants the deep dicking from her sunny boyfriend's musky nerd cock
>>27316773
The cloud bone is my favorite
>>27316742
>>27316678
Rainbow dash will come out as lesbian.
>>27316773
I love the way they can all use their wings to show emotion.
>>27316773
forgot picture
>>27316773
I want to run my fingers through a Pegapony's wings and give them a massage after a long day of flying.
>>27316797
>Each primary feather has a bone
This triggers me.
>>27316797
That's a cute skeleton. Would rattle with
>>27316792
They're useful for many things aren't they
>>27316761
Oh no, not me, I never lost control.
>>27316821
They're pretty much hands that also allow flight.
>>27316810
That's actually how bat wings work.
They're gigantic hands evolved for flapping.
So Rainbow Trash had to clean it all up even though she was hurt?
>>27316849
But Pegasus Ponies have bird wings, not bat wings
>>27316866
They have bat wings that are covered in feathers.
>>27316865
She was worst flier of the day. And her injuries weren't severe. I see no issue.
>>27316880
But that makes no sense
>>27316866
They obviously don't.
So moral of the latest episode was basically Žižek's: "Tell me a dirty joke about you and it will make us close."
>>27316900
What doesn't make sense about it? It's a pegasus, it can have wings of whatever style it wants beause it's a fucking flying horse.
>>27316895
Still, it reminds me one Monty Python's sketch where patients are forced to do hard labor as part of their treatment.
>>27316919
But the feathers are acting like fingers.
>>27316900
They're magical candy coloured talking horsies.
Kill all birdhorses
>>27316155
>Maybe Wind Rider would take it too far for Dust.
A character known for framing someone would go too far for someone known for deliberately creating a tornado?
>But theres nothing down there.
>>27316506
>>27316585
>>27316727
build a wall is the only option
>>27316942
sh-shut up
>>27316955
