607- Newbie Dash
Written by Dave Rapp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHx3ZMQjYDw
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
Previous thread
>>27304715
fillies suck
>filly
Filly
Filly
Goose!
>>27310435
>Does Trixie's talent make her better at sniping someone with a well-placed shot of rancid turd?
603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
New episodes promo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZohLGP2fl4
608 -A Hearth's Warming Tail: Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.
609 -Saddle Row & Rec: When Rarity opens her flagship store in Manehattan, a tell-all article threatens to expose how badly her friends almost ruined the Grand Opening.
610 -Applejack's "Day" Off: Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.
611 -Flutter Brutter: When Fluttershy tries to convince her freeloading brother to move out of their parents' house, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to him and help him get over his fear of failure.
613 -Spice Up Your Life: Pinkie Pie and Rarity discover a father and daughter struggling to keep their family restaurant open, which is cause tension in their relationship.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>"I'm Richie Cunningham, and this is my lovely wife, Oprah."
>you will never get to celebrate mothers day with your waifu and children
>>27310612
At least my Sugar Star lets me get close to that
>>27310612
Why anon, why.
![575085__safe_oc_twilight+sparkle_smiling_princess+twilight_spike_human_tongue+out_magic_eyes+closed[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/by04G8o.png "575085__safe_oc_twilight+sparkle_smiling_princess+twilight_spike_human_tongue+out_magic_eyes+closed[1].png")
>>27310612
it hurts to love
>>27310525
>>27310523
>>27310650
live*
>>27310650
>>27310661
Both work.
>Pause half way through episode
>Okay, I can do this
>She turns into AJ
>Pause
>I can't do this
>Oh my god
>Power through it
>She comes out with glasses
>Pause before she even speaks
>I seriously can't do this
>Unpause
>Fluttershy
>Pause
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I CAN'T FUCKING DO IT. I CAN'T.
TELL ME HOW TO CAN.
I AM PHYSICALLY UNCOMFORTABLE RIGHT NOW. I WENT IN FINE AND NOW I HAVE HEARTBURN. MY STOMACH IS IN A VICE. I CAN'T HANDLE SHIT LIKE THIS.
>>27310650
>Twilight
>getting pregnant
She's going STRAIGHT to Zecora's for an abortifacient.
>>27310668
the cringe?
>>27310668
I know that feel, I can't stand cringe episodes.
I haven't even watched it yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyxC5eVO2GE
Pony turns a corner and you hear her say, "It's high noon".
What do you do?
>>27310681
Yes. I can't handle second hand embarrassment like this in shows. I want to bury my face in my my hands and hide.
Ponut butter
>>27310700
It doesn't even feel right to call it embarrassment or cringe. It was just straight up uncomfortable
>>27310700
i felt the exact same, but i mustered up the strength to make it past. how else would i get y weekly cute pone?HOW I ASK!?
>>27310698
tell pony to stop playing with airsoft guns
>>27310671
Her body says otherwise. Those hips are begging for multiple full term pregnancies
>>27310711
http://boybutter.com/collections/boy-butter-lubricants-oil-based
I don't want to work tomorrow. I want to stay here and post ponies.
>>27310671
Twilight would love to be a mother. She would get so excited and just read book after book on what to do while pregnant.
so i was trying to figure out what made the movement here so weird
i think it's mostly her tail. it moves like it's made out of smoke, it has no weight. the most benefit for this animation would come from having her swing it over the log like it had heft
>>27310744
that's fucking cute
>>27310728
at least you have one, looking for jobs is suffering
>>27310732
Pregnant sex
>>27310757
sounds fun
>>27310744
Her back also changes for a brief second, but that might even be the correct perspective
>>27310757
Drown the filly fetus in semen
>>27310790
If you're talking about how it stretches, I do think it stretches too much, yeah.
>>27310744
I thought it's how her legs get smaller all of a sudden
I want to make mare a mommy
JOIN ME, FILLY
>>27310671
Horse fact: they can abort at will.
>>27310860
My favourite part of horse reproduction is how the mares will have sex with all the males in their herd.
>>27310860
It's my favorite fact since it always makes people stop and go wait what
You have to do it, Anon. You have to create the satyr race with the help of a pony. If you don't, the world is doomed.
Pony has several doses of human sperm compatibility potions at the ready. Eight, to be exact.
Morning in MLPG shimmers
>>27310712
>>27310715
I made it. Now I need a moment to expunge my dinner.
>>27310884
Ok ok. Bring me Fluttershy.
>>27310898
Here you go.
>>27310898
>>27310924
Niiiiice
>>27310822
nah, perspective.
1: she's moving away from the viewer
2: legs, including horse legs, are not perfectly cylindrical. they are narrower when viewed from the front.
which pony would you fight
>>27310884
Eh, fine, I'm a selfless guy anyway. Bring me the mares.
Your lovely mare wants to be a mommy. Her biggest dream is to have a foal of her own. A foal you can't possibly give her. There's no artificial insemination in Equestria. A strong, healthy, virile stallion has been appointed to her. Since you're going to be the "dad", she wants you by her side during the fertilization process
>>27310954
run off with the stallion instead
>>27310954
Come in through a portal from Equistria rendition #309277 and drop off the fertility potion in your Equestria rendition #592018
>>27310898
She was talking about creating a whole race. One pony won't be enough
>>27310954
lmao cucking
>>27310993
Okay fine, Celestia and Luna too.
The fillies are dry clean only.
>>27311010
Running them through the filly wash seems to do well enough
>>27311003
menopause
Cute zebras
>>27311021
It doesn't work that way.
>>27311019
I'm afraid we will have to take your filly away from you
>>27311119
but she's so clean
I want to be the pretty princess pony.
>>27311133
>>27311133
>>27311152
That's horrifying but it made me chuckle.
>>27311148
>the princess dress comes with wings
>>27311186
they sure didn't come with the cardboard tiara
>>27311204
I want to hug colt Sombra and never let go.
>>27311235
>hugging
that's for nerds
>>27310525
>Build wall, wooo.
>>27311348
is she alright?
>>27311348
Hmm, yes.
Very art deco with a subtle hint of post-modernist pie influence.
>>27310523
The legends told of his return.
In their name he is Anon.
Fillyborn!
>>27311356
She's enjoying her strawberry jam.
>>27311384
A pony who had a filly who had a filly.
>>27311451
James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher
>>27311466
something something buffalo buffalo
>>27311518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WuvsN4VkRE
nothing cringes harder than Spike beefing it at the Equestria Games
that was the cringe that kept on cringing
>>27311614
He totally beefed it, but then he saved the stadium full of innocents so I guess the town is cool with him.
Kind of hoping Twilight gets even bigger for Season 7.
Like, she just shows up in the premiere a good foot taller than her friends, and none of them seem to notice.
is there a way to download all of a specific tag on derpibooru?
i am going to be in the woods without internet and i need to have a huge gallery of rarity pictures with me
Ponies need to stop beefing it.I really hate writing that makes a character temporarily retarded.
>>27311633
I hate that I know people who defend it.
>>27311633
we live in a perfect world with perfect people and perfect things with perfect lives
let's watch an ep with perfect ponies doing perfect things
might as well watch a gif of Minuette chewing for half an hour
>>27311633
>Dash
>temporarily retarded
She's constantly crashing head first right into the fucking ground.
Sometimes hard enough to get knocked out unconscious.
Her IQ is dropping with each season.
>>27311629
no no no, she's the funsized alicorn, keep her that way until another pony gets wings
>>27311633
I hope you're not suggesting the most recent episode. She's not exactly the smartest equine.
>>27311645
Having problems doesn't mean you're retarded.
Who taught you to breathe?
>>27311664
you prob think any problem is retarded
>No friends? Just talk, what a retard!
>Lying? Just tell the truth, what a retard!
we can't all be oh so perfect people such as yourself, buddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_TdyBIHlh0
Guys, I did it again. It's a little longer than last week's.I'm really sorry, but I'm high and kinda drunk and it just keeps happening.
>>27311633
I felt this way about Pinkie Apple Pie. Pinkie writing is hit or miss anyhow, but that crossed the line from "bubbly and sometimes annoying" to "shrieking harpy"
>people are still bitching about this episode making them cringe
Where the fuck were these people when Brotherhooves Social aired
>>27311717
Bitching about brotherhooves social I assure you.
>>27311717
That was sort of the point of the episode, and the final part made the whole thing completely worth it.
>>27311614
>that kept on cringing
That was the worst part. It just wouldn't stop.
>>27311717
But watching Big Mac tranny it up was hilarious?
Especially since he wasn't fooling anyone, but the other ponies went with it anyway.
I want to get Spike and Dash in a room and show a montage of their most horrible moments.
>>27311680
How so? Pinkie's not my favorite but I enjoyed her bubbliness in that episode, it was the driving force and she interacts well with the Apples.
>>27311727
The final part made me want to put my foot through my laptop. You don't spend a whole episode making a character a one-note walking punchline and then at the end try to wring some semblance of emotion from them.
>>27311763
The stuff Mac talks about at the end was clearly what was bothering him through the whole episode. Pay more attention.
>>27311769
It would have been nice if he just opened up to her at the start, then we wouldn't have to sit through ten minutes of terrible cringe comedy.
But of course we can't have Big Mac form coherent sentences anymore unless he puts on a high-pitched voice and wears drag.
>ears down
>>27311763
The whole reason it was good was BECAUSE of his antics. He felt that he'd sunk so low in the eyes of his little sister that he was desperate to do something for her to make her happy, even something as silly and obvious as that. Have you never done something so obviously wrong and ridiculous for the sake of someone you loved?
>>27311774
>we can't have Big Mac form coherent sentences anymore unless he puts on a high-pitched voice and wears drag.
Well, yeah.
Big Macintosh is the guy who doesn't stand out, and nobody listens to him when he does try to talk. The whole point of "cousin Orchard Blossom" was to escape that role. That's why he talked so much while in drag, and it's also why he opens up and admits his real feelings afterward.
>>27311776
I love it when they use their ears.
It's also nice to see fics using the ears too.
>>27311791
>"Hey Twilight, guess where this hoof was last night?"
>In my as...
>"IN YOUR ASS!"
>>27311777
>Have you never done something so obviously wrong and ridiculous for the sake of someone you loved?
No, because it's stupid and there'd be better and less convoluted ways to gain affection.
That final scene has no emotional bite because he acts like such a huge retard for plot convenience for the entire episode that he's unsympathetic.
>>27311789
>The whole point of "cousin Orchard Blossom" was to escape that role
Actually I'm pretty sure the whole point of cousin Orchard Blossom was so he could enter the Sisterhooves Social and that him talking so much as her is just shitty writing.
>>27311800
Being too stupid for a kids show is your own problem.
>>27311630
Your best hope is to get danbooru downloader and use e621 or some other side.
Conversely you could ask Nandaka to add derpibooru or manage to add it to a provider list via edit if possible, I don't know if he'll do it considering how long danbooru downloader has been out and he's never implemented derpibooru to my knowledge.
>>27311802
I need the full on this, someone have a link?
>>27311800
You must be fun at parties.
>>27311823
Thanks for the 6kb of porn.
>>27311614
Nope. Rainbow was more cringe
>>27311823
Why are you even here?
>>27311830
>>27311837
stop responding
>>27311843
No.
I am going to respond to the shitposter whether you like it or not.
>>27311806
FUCKING
R E K T
Pony let you go from your janitorial job, because she needs people who can make deals
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>>27311847
what the christ
>>27311802
how salty can someone be
>>27311844
Dude, this isn't even a good shitposter. Don't give low quality shitposting the attention high quality shitposting deserves.
>>27311845
Stop that. Nobody likes that.
>>27311851
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>>27311854
Our post thinks your spam is filter
hey come on
post some thick porn
>>27311860
>thick porn
I bet you like Pinkie Pie too you pleb
>>27311860
sure
>>27311871
Did someone say thick Pinkie?
tons of mlp references in the new powerpuff
lauren is already dead but they wont stop raping the corpse
>>27311876
isnt that the tranny ep
no thanks
>>27311876
>raping Lauren
anon no
>>27311876
This is an insult to the original ppg
So we all agree the new episode was excellent, right?
>>27311897
sure why not
>>27311878
Scootacute
>>27311897
It was good, but I wouldn't call it excellent
>>27311921
>>27311897
Execellentshite
>>27311897
Better than I expected, but I have shit expectations for Dash episodes. Still, pretty okay and some good gags.
IT'S HIGH NOON
>>27311938
ice wall the gunslingerpony
>Holy shit!
>Bacon levels are off the charts!
>>27311945
Great, now we need new charts.
>>27311945
Shit character levels are off the charts too apparently
>>27311938Justice rains from above
>>27311954
Fillies are barbaric
>>27311954
I really feel like they should have let Twilight win this one, but then whenever she did she changed the past.
I don't like random unicorn being as strong as supposedly upgraded by friendship Twilight.
>>27311970
imagine being so excited to finally get your cutiemark and then the next thing you see is someone with the same thing but it has lightning around it
>there will never be another shitstorm like The Last Roundup
The sun hasn't risen yet - I can still post this thing
>>27311966
Would have shown more of Glimmer's chessmaster stylee, m8
"No matter what you do to stop me, I'll always win. I planned this to perfection, Twilight."
>>27311966
I mean, Twilight has absolutely no combat experience (except against Tirek), it'd be silly for her to win
http://www.impulsegamer.com/the-angry-birds-movie-film-review/
>>27311993
>what is Twilicorn
>what is EqG
How do we fix her?
>>27312006
>absolutely no combat experience
she comes from a strong military family and has been fighting monsters every day
>>27311966
She prepared for like whole season bruh
>>27312012
>she comes from a strong military family
That doesn't really mean anything, she was just a huge nerd
>has been fighting monsters every day
Even if that were true, fighting monsters and fighting a powerful unicorn are two different things
>>27312011
>in comic canon there is a whole city of friendly creatures there
why dont the ponies go help them out? its already canon easy for them to travel to the moon by lasso
>>27312011
Fix what?
>>27312023
shit i fucked up my shitposting
time for bed
>>27312032
what did luna do to deserve being ascended to an alicorn?
>Today is Hurray for Buttons Day
It was either pins or a G1 pony.
>>27312011
MORE FRECKLES
>>27312046
THIS IS AN ANTI-AMISH DAY
>>27312047
FUCK YOU
>>27312054
MOTHERFUCKING FRECKLES!!!
>>27312015
>>27312006
What has Glimmer been fighting minotaurs offscreen or something? Twilight does crazy shit on a weekly basis. Plus without being "magically" more talented Glimmer is just a better, more evil version of Twilight with no drawbacks. She's getting pretty close to a Mary Sue.
>>27312046
>>27312064
>She's getting pretty close to a Mary Sue.
Oh fuck off
>>27312071
>Instantly loved and trusted by everyone she meets despite Discord having to earn it
>Best at everything she tries
>Never makes mistakes or on the rare occasions she does is able to fix it without issue and without any help
I mean, you have to admit there's some parallels.
>>27312077
>Instantly loved and trusted by everyone she meets despite Discord having to earn it
Except she clearly isn't, most of Ponyville doesn't trust her
>Best at everything she tries
She's great at magic and that's about it
>Never makes mistakes or on the rare occasions she does is able to fix it without issue and without any help
dude what
>>27312077
Do you even watch the show nigga? Yeah she's best at everything! that's why she has so many friends and trying to find her place in the ponyville! jeez.
>>27312090
>Most of ponyville doesn't trust her
Why? The entire episode they know nothing about, the time traveling they have no way of knowing about, or is it in her head? I mean fuck, half the time the ponies in ponyville forget who the mane 6 are.
>>27312077
Starlight isn't a Mary Sue m8.
A shit character? Yes. A pony who's gotten more than she deserves? Yes. A Mary Sue? No way man.
>>27312097
>Why? The entire episode they know nothing about, the time traveling they have no way of knowing about
Maybe Pinkie blabbed about it, who knows?
Twilight SparklesCute friends.
>>27312097
They have better things to do than associate with Shimmer Knockoff.
>>27311966
>upgraded by Friend Chip
Citation needed
>>27312113
Shimmerfags are truly the worst.
>>27312039
What did Twilight do?
>>27312121
>>27312126
Just look at that ugly abomination!
>>27312134
>>27312132
Drug her and tie her up. Now that she can't escape stash her in your basement and kiss her labia. Repeat every day, remember to refill her food and water bowls regularly.
>>27312121
At least I'm not a Glimshit heretic.
>>27312064
So I guess having a total emotional meltdown that lasts your entire life and becoming a creepy cult leader that later tries to fuck with time just to get revenge doesn't count as a ''drawback''
>sunshitfags in MLPG
back to your eqg ghetto shoo
>>27312147
We need to fumigate the General
>>27312143
Eh fair point, but I chalk it up to "brooding backstory." I'm more annoyed by how the character is being handled and pushed as a "main" character more than any other.
>>27312151
aye!
>>27312097
I really don't think ponies know about Starlight's past, she's just paranoid.
Would you adopt an anthro filly?
>>27312156
They gotta sell her to us, and I'd say the last episode showcased the fact that she still thinks like a supervillain pretty well
>>27312167
Only if she's a satyr.
>>27312046
Suri's official name is Buttonbelle.
>>27312170
Why?
>>27312180
Satyrs are cute.
Big breasted anthro mare.
Fuck, wouldn't fuck?
>>27312194
>big breasts
>anthro
>mare
You literally couldn't pay me to.
Pony called your species "incapable of keeping the Angels in check"
>>27312204
What's wrong with anthro?
>>27311676
>don't you already have one of those?
>>27312207
Neither is Fluttershy.
>>27311676
Why you gotta be so mean to Fleetfoot?
>>27312212
No hooves.
>>27312223
Huh
Wonder if it will be a spinoff or something
>>27312223
English isn't my first language so I am not 100% sure, but doesn't on-going imply that it is currently running?
>>27312254
Basically yeah
I want to hold filly's hoof.
I'm glad to see the Dashposting has returned to normal background levels.
>>27312294
Remember the early days when Dash was one of the most waifu'd ponies and every second post was about her?
HOW THE FUCK DO I KICK THIS FUCKING HAY FEVER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rainbow tries to make Spike a man.
What happens?
YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND PONE
BOOPIN ALL THE TIME
>>27312298
If MLPG was a microcosm of 4chan's history, they would be our furfags.
>>27312298
Dash will always be probably the most waifu'd pone.
She's the most recognizable, and probably the most popular of the mane six among all age groups.
Every time I've seen little girls IRL with MLP merch, it's almost always had Dash's stupid face on it.
Spike hits puberty and realizes all his friends are girls.
>>27312319
I think that's larghely because she was the most marketed.
I remember years back /pol/anon talking about her mane representing the LGBT flag and how it's a subliminal thing trying to subvert our chilluns. Good times.
>>27312298
And she was the town bicycle when it came to shipping.
The most popular shipping pairs always contained Dash.
How times change
>>27312327
Still doesn't have a chance with Rarity.
>>27312319
>Please describe those emotions you feel when you see my "stupid face" in more detail, Anonymous.
>>27312327
>it takes Spike his entire childhood to realise that the ponies are all girls
>he faints in shock at this revelation
>>27312336
Who is the most popular bicycle today?>inb4 "Rarity"
>>27312341
He spends most of his time in his room masturbating.
Twilight is getting worried.
>>27312303
Ask Applejack.
she is pure and innocent
any rumors about her being town public use mare are from ponies jealous of her style and grace
>>27312364
thanks for a good laugh anon I needed that
>>27312364
But seriously she is a massive slut.
https://derpibooru.org/160990/
>>27312364
t. Sir Spike, Sworn Protector of Miss Rarity
I mean, there's nothing wrong with sleeping around if you aren't in a relationship, but that just doesn't fit Rarity's character
>>27312425
I know right? We all know that Rarity sleeps around even when she's in a relationship!
>>27312425I agree, but the slut-meme is too strong to defeat it
