607- Newbie Dash
Written by Dave Rapp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHx3ZMQjYDw
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
They've been proud of her every step of the way, and now that Rainbow Dash is a full-fledged Wonderbolt, her friends will continue to support her however they can. They'll get to hear a lot more about the life now, too - it's a unique perspective into a world most of them aren't as likely to be themselves. What's the next step for Dash now? Even dialing her enthusiasm back, she's still probably eager to leave her mark on the organization's history. Maybe she can ask her teammates what their own goals are?
Fire Streak seems to have decided teaching was his passion. What if she interviewed him?
>>27300881
Previous thread.
>filly
>Maybe I can be the first filly today!
603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
New episodes promo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZohLGP2fl4
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail:Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.
609 - Saddle Row & Rec:When Rarity opens her flagship store in Manehattan, a tell-all article threatens to expose how badly her friends almost ruined the Grand Opening.
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off:Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.
611 - Flutter Brutter:When Fluttershy tries to convince her freeloading brother to move out of their parents' house, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to him and help him get over his fear of failure.
613 - Spice Up Your Life:Pinkie Pie and Rarity discover a father and daughter struggling to keep their family restaurant open, which is cause tension in their relationship.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
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Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
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The intro is finished!
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Youtube link doesn't work anymore.
Friendship is Magic #42 should be out this Wednesday (May 11)!
>>27304734
Who's that handsome horse
>>27304755
probably this one
The most beautiful pony.
Pony is listening to Dr. Octagon
>someone sent this to faust without knowing she miscarried
jesus christ that's a fucking kick in the ribs
>>27304767
Pony should listen to Delpone 3030 instead
>>27304721
>>27304723
>>27304782
Faggots
>>27304715
>What's the next step for Dash now?
Taking over Spitfire's position as the leader of the Wonderbolts.
>>27304797
>>27304800
what will spitfire do
Filly wants to watch over the garden wall with you and hold her close when there are scary parts.
>>27304818
Soarin
>>27304792
Man, sure is stuffy in here. I'll just open this window...
Pony wants more action in her life.
>>27304846
Fire a few rounds in the air and then give pony the gun.
>>27304845
ANON NO
Pony is dead and it's your fault.
>people actually think Dash is a bad character
>>27304887
Let them wallow in their inferior taste
>>27304887
More like one assblasted dash hater samefagging the hell out of every thread thinks she's a bad character.
>>27304912
If that's true then he must be really dedicated because since yesterday every time I visit /mlp/ there are at least a few dash hate threads
>>27304887
She's as wonderful as Rarity
>>27304858
>>27304598Her waifu.
>>27304952
what a pedo
>>27304959
This is too cute
>>27304956
At least it wasn't Celestia
>>27304959
Is it still a waifu when she actually lets you hug her and reciprocates the feelings?
>>27304975
Yeah, it's pretty easy to shove Dash back outside and close the window.
>>27304959
fucking lesbos shitting everything up
>>27304969
Maybe she just really likes fillies.
>>27304969
>A filly! I'll steal it. No one will ever know!
Rainbow Dash wants to sell you a filly.
Rainbow dash is a filly fiddler
>>27305020
Does she sell in bulk?
>>27305020
I hope it's this filly. She will never give up on you.
Be careful if you party with ponies. If you black out or go to sleep, they will write mean things on your body in black marker such as "SLUT" and "PUSSY GOES HERE" and "RIDE ME".
>>27305053
Why are fillies so uplifting?
>>27305074
That filly's got a gun!
>>27305071
>implying I'm a lightweight
If anything I'd be the one writing things
Likeboop slut
>>27305071
I think the bigger problem is ponies passing out before Anon.That guy's ponies are adorable.
>>27305093
FILLY'S GOT A GUN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN31J8s_OzQ
>>27304721
>>27304723
>>27304788
Builds more walls
Newbie Dash is a good episode.
>>27305122
>>27305132
Horses' livers are actually very good at metabolizing alcohol and a healthy, strong horse is almost impossible to get drunk without giving it a drink that would outright kill a man.
>Altius volantis! Soaring higher!
Huh. So it was real Latin.
Did anyone come up with a cute horse pun for Latin yet?
Cantin?
>>27305144
I meant that more in the sense of what Anon will do to them if they pass out.
>>27305144
That's because their livers are fucking massive in comparison to ours.
>>27304985
>>27305144
Plus horses are huge, mass-wise.
Hence why you let them drink out of a bucket.
I'd let Celestia drink out of a very fancy bucket while I sip my gin and tonic.
>>27305136
holy lel
>>27305147
>it's actual Latin
What a bunch of nerds. No idea for a good horsepun though
Please don't tackle or tase the fillies.
>>27305167
>not drinking your gin and tonic out of a bucket too
are you some kinda weenie?
>>27305194
blame to yeh
>>27305172
>Latin
>The language of people who obsessed over Greeks.
>Pegasi are !Greeks.
Who were the Equestrian Romans?
>>27305226
Unicorns ruled it, earth ponies were the grunts in the army.
>>27305226
The crystal ponies
Celestia stocks only the finest bucket and barrel-based drinks.
>>27304887
The funny thing is, outside this board, a lot of people still really like her.
>>27305226
They were more Spartan then Greeks.
Technically yeah Spartans were also greeks but they were incredibly different from the rest of the Greeks in almost every important aspect.
>>27305250
Is Celestia trying to hide her stash from me?
>>27305266
They still spoke Greek and Romans still obsessed about them and their military.
CONFOUND THOSE WONDERBOLTS
THEY DRIVE ME TO DRINK
>>27305272
>>27305198
I'm a disgusting light weight despite drinking for 6 years. I get lapped by my 63 year old grandma friend.
>>27304986>Straight
>pegasus.
Pick one
>>27305288
Were they really obsessed?
I thought the romans were more "Hey they have some good ideas for stuff, lets take them, rename them and use them.", a thing that helped them easily integrate a lot of the people they conquered. And admittedly the Greeks had a lot of good ideas.
Their entire goddamn pantheon was constantly expanded to include the gods of who they conquered.
>>27305304
Someday our society will be forgotten, just like the civilizations of old.
>>27305314
lewd
>>27305330
at least we'll still have ponies
Letting your pony drink may result in them acquiring a taste for late 90's pop rock.
Be advised it IS bad taste to like Dave Matthews Band or Third Eye Blind in the current year.
>>27305330
Thank God. It's embarrassing as fuck.
>>27304959
Aww, that's so sweet.
Dash a shit
>>27305343
In what sense?
Celebrity worship and gender disparity issues were themes that were touched in the past, it's just a cycle. Non issues seem to take the spotlight when societies reach their plateau.
>>27305304
You're saying as if there was anyone in this thread who'd be capable of out-drinking a proper babushka in her 60s.
>>27305316
Anon, they literally viewed their own language as trash and anyone who could spoke Greek instead.
Heck, speaking Latin would get you nowhere in Rome outside maybe being able to read signs.
Also there's all that copy-pasted art and expanding of centuries old stories solely to include them (like expanding the whole Troy myth to link it with Rome's founding), taking their philosophy as the word of God,...
>>27305314
>implying he stands a chance against ra^3
>>27305364
Embarrassing in the 90's "oh god, did we really dress and wear our hair that way?". I'm just thinking ahead.
Maybe it's just my own personal embarrassment bleeding into how I see our society.
>Someday everyone who knew everyone who knew you will be long dead and no one will know how much of a loser you were
In the mean time there's always ponies, alcohol and nerd stuff in general.
>>27305379
>ra^3
What if ra^6?
>>27305379
>ra^3
>raaa
>>27304570
Pony and I were supposed to go to Bangkok
>>27305391
(ra)^3
>>27305400
(ra)^3 = r^3a^3 = rrraaa
>>27305381
I really feel like I need to drive over and keep slapping Nobby till he resumes the Necro quest
>>27305379
do you like
want other people to fuck you waifu or something
THE STATE OF EQUESTRIA
HAS ASKED US TO
DISCLOSE OUR BOOPING CRIMES TO YOU
WE WERE BAD
BUT NOW WE'RE GOOD
WE'RE MOVING INTO YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD
I LOVE LEINBOW DASHU
>>27305414
>rararafags are cucks
and water is wet
>>27305409
Which is rarara due to the commutative property of multiplication
>>27305414
Rarity isn't my waifu.
>>27305376
>>Anon, they literally viewed their own language as trash and anyone who could spoke Greek instead.
What the fuck nigger?
They literally considered anyone who didn't speak Latin as barbarians. If you didn't speak Latin you were human trash. Latin was considered by many the most important thing in the roman culture.
Yes, around 150 Greek started gaining more popularity and the elite studied, reaching eventually a point where it was considered equal to Latin in importance, but that was only temporary and eventually the popularity of it declined.
If you didn't speak Latin you were not considered a true roman.
>>27305417
>BEST
>DAY
>EVER
How many best day evers did she have so far?
>>27305447
Everyday is the best day ever when you're Rainbow Dash
>>27305454
>you never get good days
>because Dash is hording them all
>>27305433
Sure, but it is a lot of other things as well.
To properly get rarara, you should have described an operation under which the only possible outcome of (ra)^3 was indeed your desired name.
>>27305454
This is great and I hope the writers use this on a scriot someday
>>27305453
Are the ponies in the carriage prisoners?
>>27305479
ra+ra+ra=3ra/3=ra/1*3/1=3ra/1=rarara
>>27305521
NOI
>>27305523
She's a very wonderful pony
>>27305479
What, like det(r a 0 / 0 a r / a 0 r) with r and a being matrices themselves?
>>27305536
SHE'S A VERY DASHIE GIRL
DON'T TAKE HER TO MAMA
>>27305521
>"swoop" instead of "kaching!"
you touch my rarara
>>27305571
I would read this horsemanga
>>27305527
They are food supplies.
Do you think rich unicorns would kidnap earth pony peasants, tie them somewhere outside and make them grow a personal garden for them?
>>27305571
Trixie needs to calm the fuck down holy shit
>>27305617
Trixie is so excited to see you!
>Mane 6 save the world numerous times.
>sombra, discord, nightmare moon, tirek
>still get no respect
I could understand ponies not knowing about the first three. But by fuck everyone knew about Tirek, he literally stole all the magic from all the ponies. And still they get treated like no name background ponies by other ponies, the wonderbolts laughing at Dash and those fuckers in manehatten. This bugs me.
odds - succumb to the pain
evens - fight through it. do the thing.
>>27305672
I hope you're okay
What did you give your momma today?
Being nice to Rainbow Dash
>>27305679
A call
Pone does not want to be compact.
>>27305672
>evens
>>27305679
a card and a bottle of wine
>>27305679
nothing
>>27305677i'm just being a big baby. I'm not feeling well, but I've got stuff to do, so I shouldn't let it stop me.
>>27305693
good. pone should be big.
>>27305693
>>27305706
>pone should be big
ye.
>>27305722
>giantess pone waifu
>cuddling you because you're the little spoon
>trying to have sex with you
yes yes this is good
So given that Twilight has undergone some minor physical transformations since bewcoming a princess, do you think that she'll become more like Cadance in future series or will she stay the same?
>>27305613
>>27305656
But right in the last episode Dash did get respect for this. DYEWTS?
>>27305758
Yes she will. So you can buy one more recolor of the same mold!
>>27305758
Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends.
>>27305691
>>27305702
>>27305787
My mom lives across the country and I'm too poor to send a present
>>27305479
Okay.
>>27305735I think I'd settle for a really big kiss
>>27305835that would be adorable
>>27305813
>kind of want this one because it's cute
>but it costs an insane amount because I would have to ship it in
dude what
All the fillies deserve to be loved.
>>27305883
suh dude
>>27305818
That's the spirit!
Screw calculating determinants of matrice matrices...
Did you praise your mother today, MLPG?
>>27305893
Except Twist
>>27305919
oh look it's a meme
>>27305672
Be well
I believe in you
>>27305924
But Celestia is my waifu.
Celebrate mother's day by making a family.
I feel like drawing a princess pone.
Suggestions?
>>27305966
Luna yawning at the sunrise.
>>27305962
>you will never make family fun with your waifu
Why even live
>>27305979
why am i even alive
>>27305966
Princessfilly
>>27305966
Cadence getting some Mother's Day attention from Shining.
>>27304887
>it's a dashfag episode
>>27305966
Princess Celestia enjoying a day at the beach in a pone bikini.
They know
Name this pony, MLPG.
>>27306021
notSurprise
>>27306021
Slutty McFuckbang
>>27306021
Her name is Surprise
>>27305962
her mane is loads of fun to draw
>>27305979
>>27305986
>Hormonal, needy, grounded Pregnant Pegasus Ponies
I need it
>>27305966
Celestia stealing Twilight's silverware
>>27306045
I wouldn't be able to take it.
>>27306021
Speedy Fastfly
>"So I heard you like to get mares pregnant, anon"
>>27306035
Goddammit, Starlight.
>>27306077
I am a virgin.
>>27306077
WHO TOLD YOU THIS
I BET IT WAS APPLEJACK THAT FILTHY BREEDER
>>27306077
No, that's the other anon. I like butt stuff.
Alright
What the fuck did I just watch
>>27306021
surprise
Ponies are very powerful beings.
>>27306152
That picture
Ouch
>>27306185
>Bowling mare and a bowling pin
Why is the thought of this so hot.
Why am I reminded of that Nezumi comic about that sexy demon horse that got a baseball stuck up her butt by a cute shota?
>>27306079
I never saw the version with text before
That sounds pretty silly
that's enough trying for one day
time to scribble some junk until I can sleep
>Vinyl listens to the new Radiohead
>it fucks her shit up
>>27306272
That looks like a pretty good try though
>>27306272
good beb sweet goat
>>27306272
I hope you have fun scribbling and a good sleep
THANKS FOR THE LUNA GOOFUS
>>27306274
>not the new future of the left album
>>27306290
that's the scribble
this is what I was working on
>>27306291
>>27306297I can't sleep yet, it's only 4pm
>>27306274
Burn the witch
>>27306309
Is that a sombrero cutie mark
>>27306309
THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO SCRIBBLE UNTIL YOUR SOUL BURNS
Don't burn the ponies.
>>27306309
>Hawaii shirt
This is so fucking great.
>>27306309
Sombra seems like a hip guy.
I bet he walks around the mall in shades and his favorite hawaiian shirt trying to pick up mares
>>27306322
yes
we won't be seeing it in the final thing due to the crystals though
>>27306333
hawaiian shirt AND aviator shades
with those rockin' sideburns he has, this outfit fits him way too well
>>27306326
Can pony pour hot wax on my body?
>>27306347
no, but pony can pour warm oil on your back in preparation for the massage
>>27306309
>>27306361
Can it be this pony?
I bet he gives great massages.
would you
https://derpiboo.ru/1147171
Tip: fillies can be used as natural bed heaters.
>>27306380
>not posting the colored version
And Anon's say /mlp/ is degenerate
>>>/an/2116841
>>>/an/2116842
>>>/an/2116844
>>27306380
>trusting an alicorn or unicorn at a game of cards
Serves them right.
I don't understand. Who the fuck thought Newbie Dash was a good idea.
I dunno why I like her so much, I just do.
>>27306380
the one on the lower right has problems breathingthat pic is great tho
>When will you return me to normal, Anon?
>>27306486
You made me like her with all your cute art of her
>>27306410
I want a documentary series with Anon traveling around the world, sticking his dick in everything he can find.
>>27306486
She's very mayoral
And cute
>>27306486
Must there be a reason? She seems like a perfectly personable horse
>meanwhile, at horsechan...
>>27306391
Would I motorboat those ass-cheeks?
Yes. yes I would.
What was Wind Rider's nickname?
So the Wonderbolts acknowledge Rainbow Dash's accomplishments, but they were obligated to act professionally about her entry?
I want to boop this angry pony's snootle
>>27306574
Spitfire has very beautiful and girly eyelashes
Spitfire's nickname was 2lewd4tv.
>>27306547
pinkie why do you like shimmer so much
>>27306644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMzmvbhwFTw
>>27306595
Her everything is beautiful
>>27306524
>>27306680
Is there a rule that every wonderbolt has to be super hot?
>>27306567
Probably something like that. I mean, can you imagine the clusterfuck it would have led to if they told Dash right away how impressed they are by her performance?
>>27306698
Well they're athletes who are in peak physical form, so I don't see why they wouldn't be.
>>27306698
Kinda. You need to be able to fly fast and in formation, so muscular, not a cripple, not a retard. Can have a fugly face though.
>>27305786
Where does that post imply she does?
>>27306524
Is this suppoosed to be a HFY written from the perspective of ponies?
>>27306721
She chokes on Fluttershy's squirt.
Scootaloo's never going to be a Wonderbolt is she
>>27306772
Her talent is being a crusader, so she's fucked up for life in that regard.
This is probably it from me tonight.I'm glad I decided to draw tonight, it made me feel better.
>>27306786
Aw yee what a great pony
If you were a pony, what would your special talent be?
>>27306807nothing
>>27306786
what a menacing princess
>>27306813
seriously the animation looks so different when she's hiding in her mane like that
>>27306807
humans don't have special talents
>>27306813
PRINCESS
CHUBBYCHEEKS
>>27306807
ponying
>>27306826
>seriously the animation looks so different when she's hiding in her mane like that
I love the way her mane swooshes back when she darts forward
>>27306807
Probablydrawing portraits. I seem to be pretty good at that.
>>27306807
Horsedongs
