607- Newbie Dash
Written by Dave Rapp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHx3ZMQjYDw
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
A few growing pains getting used to it, but Rainbow Dash is finally officially a Wonderbolt - or at least, she will be again after a month is up. The team seems fairly accommodating to her existing lifestyle, even if she'll likely be called upon to take some time out to practice and perform at other locations in Equestria. It's not like they haven't seen and heard about all her other exploits, though, which is likely one reason to reassure her of her space.
Now she just needs to cool it on the grandstanding a bit.
>>27295200
Previous thread.
>filly
603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
New episodes promo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZohLGP2fl4
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail:Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.
609 - Saddle Row & Rec:When Rarity opens her flagship store in Manehattan, a tell-all article threatens to expose how badly her friends almost ruined the Grand Opening.
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off:Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.
611 - Flutter Brutter:When Fluttershy tries to convince her freeloading brother to move out of their parents' house, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to him and help him get over his fear of failure.
613 - Spice Up Your Life:Pinkie Pie and Rarity discover a father and daughter struggling to keep their family restaurant open, which is cause tension in their relationship.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>>27300881
Comic #42 isn't showing up on iTunes for some reason, but it should be out on the 11th according to Nook. Hopefully I can have it out by midnightish that night if you want to add it.
I've taken Scootaloo away from Dash.
She doesn't deserve her.
>>27300881
the next episode will be comfy as fuck
>>27300888
how can a carrot be so lewd
>"I'm like, the wonderest bolt they ever saw, bruh."
>>27300914
Neat
>>27300914
Sure!
>>27300888
WEWLAD
>>27300921
>hearth comfy eve
>parents
>glimglam
>not overused bg pones
>colts are singing
did gon b gud
Wow this rainbow crash episode suck.
>>27300959
rainbow blaze is in that shot somewhere too.
Poor guy, it's been a while since we've seen him in the flesh.
I honestly thought he was ded
>>27300959
HELIA AND BLOSSOMFORTH FIGHT TO THE DEATH
>>27300961
I liked it better the second time around after I got over the cringe.
>>27300888
Take that long phallic object of orange into your mouth and guzzle down it sweet and tangy mustard sauce.
Celestia has a message for you.
>>27301023
pinkie
pinkie please
>>27301025
i don't get it
Cute horses.
>>27301025
STOP ASKING ME TO MAKE FRIENDS, SUNHORSE!
>>27300961
It was okay
>>27301025
Well that was exactly what I thought it was going to be...
>>27301094
She has upgraded to Princess Hoe
>>27301062
>>27301153
P-PINKIE
IT'S JUST FOOD
Compact pones.
>>27301186
I really like motherly Twilight.
>>27301186
Kill yourself.
pony has compacted next to you
>>27301094
I love Princess Roseluck
>>27301161
>>27301153
>>27301229
THIS IS THE LEWDEST SNACK
>>27301211
pick up the pony and place the pony on the bed
>>27301133
Good. You've learned to accept your fate.
>>27301229
please don't choke the filly
>>27301265
I want to touch Celestia.
>It's a Shitlight Glimmer is depressed again episode
>>27301302
My waifu is getting an episode!
I've been dreaming of fillies.
They aren't pleasant dreams.
I can't hide from them, they always find me.
Please help, sleep is no longer an option.
The fillies own my mind now.
>>27301312
My waifu never gets episodes so I'm going to take it out on you
>>27301211
Compact around pony to maximize pony warmth.
>>27301302
Hooray?
>>27301025
I see bumblebee from transformer smiling with his arms out and shoulder rockets.
We should post/talk about motherly ponies today
>>27301362
why
I want a very unmotherly pony to become motherly after impregnating her
>>27301389
I would also enjoy this.
>>27301389
I can see it!
>>27301404
Limestone is so great. I hope we get to see her, and her sisters, again.
>>27301451
I'd say we may in the next episode, but we had them in focus so much with Hearthbreakers last season that I'm not sure.
Newbie Dash is a good episode.
Especially the locker room scenes, unf.
>>27301471
I'd massage both those horses.
>>27300961
>Rainbow Dash joins the wonderbolts.
>does a bunch of tricks and stuff.
>still a massive asshole to everyone
A completely forgettable, bog-standard Dash episode.
>>27301471
Reception for it has been really mixed. I'm curious how a poll for it would look in a few days after people get a chance to let opinions settle and/or rewatch it.
We should talk about cute creatures that are on the show.
Like ponies.
And fillies.
And princesses.
And gryphons.
And changelings.
>>27301471
>>27301479
How many of you faggots still don't understand that this is not Spitfire?
Fremdschämen is the word to describe this episode.
>>27301514
Correct, it's Blaze. Spitfire was in the shower.
>>27301471
Also, shared locker rooms...great greentext material.
>>27301506
The echo chamber is going to echo, and more people will hate the episode.
And justifiably, cringe humor is awful and only the Spike episode was worse.
>>27301506
I liked it even more on a rewatch.
>>27301524
Equestria Games sucked more than it should've for me because of that. This one for some reason was okay after seeing it twice. I laughed at it the second time.
>>27301540
This is actually pretty lovely
>>27301540
watch the stars with fluttershy
>>27301524
>Oh god, she's pretending to be Pinkie Pie.
>fuuuuuuck is she going to do this for all 5 of her friends?
>goddamn it yes she is
>>27301523
>Rainbow Dash walks in and everybody is just lezzing out.
Really just writes itself.
>rainbow dash joins the wonderbolts
>right off the bat
>>27301573
>>27301573
>right off the bat
>6 SEASONS LATER
>>27301573
>right off the bat
>after two seasons of kissing their asses and then three seasons in training
>>27301581
>hey dash wanna join?
>SHIEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTT
>>27301586
>when u try to stealthily fart but more than just air comes out.
>>27301540
I want to rub up and down her spine
>>27300959
>No sign of Cadance showing up with the babby
thank god.
>>27301389
>>27300888
Build wall.
>>27301631
Condense and Shiny should come and let their new sunhorse fuccboi babysit
>this scene
kill me
>>27301687
JUST
>>27301687
>this episode
>>27301666
empress satan, pls
http://i.imgur.com/CgtPiTq.png
How does Shining even protect the place?
He's practically useless outside one shield.>This pic had 18 MB on DBooru.
>>27301706
I've already forgotten most of what happened.
Dash becomes a Wonderbolt, and crashes into a garbage can. Everyone calls her Rainbow Crash and she's all mad about it and stuff, then flys around some more, crashes again. Then she's not mad about being called Crash and just goes with it.
The end?
Sure the episode had it's cringy moments, but it played to rainbow's personality. what did you guys want? her to fucking lay down and cry the entire episode? i bet you still unironically love faust too faggots
>>27301746
she learns humility you dolt, how can you improve yourself if you don't work through your faults? in this case it was Rainbow's pride that caused the trouble so she had to suffer a minor setback to put things in perspective
Pony is going to need you to take 10 steps away from her butt crack.
>>27301748
Just take out the impressions parts and devote more screentime to the end. Have the wonderbolts explain better that they wanted dash to take a slice of humble pie, maybe have some flashbacks to the other WB embarassing moments.
>>27301746
The entire cringe section in which Dash emulates the other 5 personalities inappropriately is the problem with the episode.
They could have gone with a safer option like having her show off more with legitimately cool aerial acrobatics to try and clear her nickname and have the Wonderbolts just ignore her, for example.
It wouldn't necessarily have been good, but it would have been better.
>>27301799
This.
If they changed the impressions to actual flashbacks it would have sold the morale better.
But who are we kidding, the staff just wants epic meme points.
>>27301801
Why does windows have to be such shit.
Note: she wouldn't even need to fuck up her tricks.
>>27301794
pony should have ensure that her buttcrack didn't smell like a delicious bowl of assorted fruits
>>27301799
that would've made it better yes. i was actually thinking along the lines of >>27301801 but unless the writers are going to start browsing 4chan for feedback i think we just have to be happy with what we got. last week's episode was weaker than this one so i call this a win.
besides isn't identity crisis sort of a trope? we were bound to see it sooner or later
Happy milfmas day, mlpg!
>>27301829
>last week's episode was weaker than this one
>>27301847
GOD DAMMIT ANON
TWIGGY IS NOT YOUR MOM
>>27301848
>Trixie
>Mary Sue
>Bitch Twilight/Celestia totally OOC
>suicidal cute pony
no yeah it was great
>>27301847
M O T H E R L Y
Cute suicidal ponies showing up to your door to be eaten.
>>27301829
>last week's episode was weaker than this one
I still haven't watched the new episode.
>>27301848
>>27301900
it's true
>>27301903
you should
>>27301903
Anon, the sticky was still up by morning.
Not because it was so fast, but because of the mods themselves saw how shit the episode was and rather went asleep, letting the sticky on for an eternity and a half.
Do people only think the most recent episode was bad because they don't understand how a team operates or because they didn't like their worst pony waifu topcunt acting like the other 5 better ponies?
>>27301996
the latter i think, you can never know with autists
>>27301903
I felt bad that I decided to sleep through it because for some reason I thought it was the NEET episode and I wanted to be there for the first reactions
then I found out it was the rainbow dash episode and now I don't feel bad anymore
>>27300881
Just watched it, the start was really cringeous, but (if you skip the fact that the end isn't exactly what you could expect) wasn't that bad i'd say 6,5/10
>>27301877
Can someone explain the Mary Sue memer to me? As far as I know, the only legitimate complaint for No Second Prances is Celestia OOC.
Can we just send Starlight and Rainbow Dash to some other pony show and get replacements?
Because they're really REALLY fucking bad.
>>27301996
>>27302001
>An episode that proves she is the worst pony by having dash try to imitate everyone else
Dashfags on suicide watch...again.
>>27302019
your tears are delicious, cry more
>>27302019
Starlight was great in last episode. what are you talking about?
>>27302038
I think she does plenty crying over her fucking past every episode she's in
What's up this Sunday, my pony bros?
>>27302043
mmmmm
Starlight's one of the best things to ever happen to this show.
>>27302043
what crying over? she was even joking about her past.
>>27302071
You know what would be an even better thing to happen?
>>27302071
More like the worst
>>27302088
>butthurted shimmerfag
nvm
If I just had a filly, all my problems would be solved.
I could sell her for millions.
>>27302088
Yeah, but you should really name your files better. I don't know why you even saved that one, it has Sunset in it.
>>27302093
Twilight, I need you to make one like this, but smaller.
STOP POSTING GLIMGLAM SHE WASN'T EVEN IN THE MOST RECENT EPISODE
>>27302106
Why smaller?
>>27302048
Applejack has silly faces.
>>27302106
No, she's a big pony. She needs bigger utensils.
>>27302119for you
>>27302125
For everyone
>>27302093
>that fork smells of Trixie AND Twilight magic
>what were they doing here behind my back?
>>27302141
>>27302147
>not at home so I cannot start spamming wings
Suffering.
>>27302147
>>27302147
I want Princess Celestia tokiss_my mouth
Happy mothers day MLPG
>>27302144
This joke is ruined by the fact that Trixie wouldn't register on Celestia's radar for any reason. If she even recognized a magical residue from something Trixie interacted with, it would have been contaminated by the alicorn amulet.
>>27302163
Chew you havisfaction a single satisfact to snack that up?
>>27302160
>tfw your mom isn't a godlike horse
>>27302156
out
fucking
classed.
>>27302163
Trixie is probably pretty infamous all over Equestria. Remember her defaced wagon?
>>27302160
I got my mom a Swiffer.
>Shimmer vs. Glimmer ITT
I think they'd actually be great together.
Two "reformed" villains who have had a change of heart and are now lovable rogues instead of potential world-ending threats. Sunset is still a power-hungry alpha bitch, Starlight is her devious and manipulative rival/buddy.
I swear it'd be a riot. Shame that Sunset carries EqG baggage…
>>27302169
>Sunset is still a power-hungry alpha bitch
But she's not
She's just vaguely nice
>>27302171
Celestia wasn't even in the country when Trixie took over Ponyville.
>>27302166
i mean, magical fingerprinting isn't even canon so I don't feel obligated to back this theory up.
Just realized how much I like horse periphery.
Wings.
Ears.
Tail.
Hooves.
Nose.
Horn.
>>27302207
Celestia know what magic is on what by licking it.
>>27302198
If that was meant as a one-up, you'll have to try again. Celestia can do colors too, by the by.
>>27302219
>you can never get magic brojobs from Starlight because Celestia will find out as soon as she kisses your dick
>>27302234
>Oh, did you finally make a friend?
>>27302180
>"reformed"
>>27302235
>I-it's not like that! It's for science!
>Oh, should I tell Twilight that you've got here some fascinating research material?
>>27302235
>This was her plan all along.
>Five seasons just for Anon to get a brojob.
>>27301764
>humility
Actually, for once it wasn't even the wounding of Dash's inflated ego that had her upset. The last time she was called that name was from a place of ridicule
>>27302175
Was she happy about it?
>>27302216
the edge of her helmet still looks like a creepy smile to me
>>27302273
That's her gorget. Either that or your facial recognition is fucked.
>>27302287
Now that Luna and the CMC are okay with themselves I'm wondering if we'll see much of her or Celestia in any kind of spotlight that isn't exposition.
>>27302269
Its a Wet Jet.
Moms love Weh Jets.
>>27302304
>>27302298
No, I mean the edge directly nelow her eye
>>27302317
Who's the one in the middle?
>>27302326
Dunno, Glimmer maybe?
>>27302334
The hair doesn't look like Glimmer's, and the facial expression doesn't really fit her
She looks like Trixie, but then I'd have to wonder why the artist included her in a picture about villains
>>27302339
Mane looks like Twilight's
>>27302343
Which is why I assumed Glimmer at first.
Maybe it's an OC though
>>27302318
babby Spike a cutie
>>27302343
Oh
That's her mane, I thought she was bald for some reason
Yeah, then it's Starlight
>>27302259
>Thinking Ember would hang out with a psycho like Gilda
nobby confirmed pleb for the 100th time
>>27302326
Necro Pone.
>>27302370
But they get to be shit characters in the shit fort together.
I want Griffonstone to return.
>>27302388
I wanna see if Pinkie's and Dash's attempts at fixing it changed anything about their situation.
>>27302398
Probably not. Even if Griffonstone got moderised it would just become like the Congo and fall apart into a shithole over the next decade because griffons are a terrible species.
>>27302317
>>27302407
>antlers
I am not against this
>>27302407
Chrysalis looks rather silly but NMM is great
>>27302388
>playing dice games at the corner
Classic past time. Fun game, nice way to make money if you're lucky.
>>27302424
great way to lose your liver if you don't
>>27302407
>Chrysalis gets defeated by getting her antlers caught in something silly.
>>27302424
you pass time with a pastime.
>>27302435
Well seeing how most of the people that do that usually do it with 20 bottles of beer near them can you blame them for wanting your liver?
>>27302438
You're pasttime, Sparkle.
>>27302437
Right, because she certainly can't shapeshift.
>>27302442
>Chrysalis gets her antlers stuck in something
>transforms
>now she has her head stuck in something
>>27302442
looks tasty
>>27302447
>ends up smugly walking away from the situation, a mass of debris stuck in various places in and around her head.
>>27302454
She really is a huge bitch.
>>27302454
Aww, I forgot she did a pull up right before landing. It was on track for an outstanding entrance, now it's merely good.
>>27302447
>it just gets stuck in all those holes in her body
>>27302465
>Dash spots another weather factory
>>27302402
We saw civil gryphons before they all got retconned to make Gilda look like less of an asshole
>>27302461
>>27302454
>Super hero entrance!
>>27302471
fuck I actually laughed
>>27302470
>>27302452
>>27302447
you're all retards, I'm going to bed.
>>27302461
>>27302475
Why is Scoots the best?
>>27302482
Don't encourage him you idiot
>>27302485
Aww, come on, it would be funny to watch her try transform out of that mess and just make it worse every single time
>>27302435
On a completely unrelated topic, what's the going rate for Griffin liver in Equestria?
>>27302497
80 bits cold.
500 if still warm.
>>27302515
When are we going to get a reaction image of Penn putting Dash in the trash?
>>27302515
she looks kind of cute in that scene
>>27302487
It ain't wrong.
>>27302515
>there are like no trash cans in Equestria
>Dash managed to slam into them twice despite of that
>>27302527
It's like a sign from Celestia herself that Dash is shit
Wait, so why was she called Shit-Fucker?
>>27302515
>The rare and endangered trash-dash emerges from her cave, after hibernating for the winter.
>>27302563
>no DF logo
sauce on episode rip
>>27302560
She got caught pegging Sauren.
>>27302563
Fucking racist.
>>27302567
yayponies
How bad was this episode?
>>27302570
Please, Earthies are not an actual race.
>Twilight becomes a princess.
>Rarity now owns 3 fashion boutiques.
>Dash joins the wonderbolts.
>Applejack... performs menial labour on the farm. Living just above the poverty line.
Requesting webm of the scene where Dashie acts like Pinkie Pony
>>27302572
Really fuckinggood
>>27302572
It was so bad that they made the Wonderbolts into the Marines.
>>27302582
>>27302587
It's so good Spitfire lost her highlights.
>>27302597
that's a totally different pony
>>27302599
She totally is in the locker room, know what I mean?
>>27302593
Thanks mate
>>27302581
Well, all she ever wante dto do was rake in money to fix the place but ever since season 3 there has been a regression in barn economy and she's free to just make new barns as they go down all the time.
Simply put, her motions were monetary but the series ditched any notions of economic concepts or struggles after S2.
>>27302587
So how long is it going to take Dash to realize there are a couple of carpet munchers that share the same compound as her?
hue
>>27302604
>Dash had to mentally prepare herself to flirt with a stallion.
DHX, what are you doing?
>>27302609
Since ponies don't have pubes we should really use a different phrase to carpet muncher.
>>27302560Spitfire.
>>27302617
Fur flitter?
Coat Consumer?
>>27302571
>the megaphone at the end
rip dash
