Meeting The Parents Edition
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>>27287446
Twisted Desires Pastebin
Part 1: http://pastebin.com/shurgbZ9
Part 2: http://pastebin.com/WSp0Cpxv
Part 3: http://pastebin.com/ZTwyKsMN
Part 4: http://pastebin.com/dVKsDRhX
Part 5: http://pastebin.com/PEVVbQHu
Knifey said he wasn't feeling too good, but he might return to us one day. Check his story out here
http://pastebin.com/BAKYHgJ8
And Minty, his story can be found here
http://pastebin.com/u/mintyanon
Like always if you want to write something go ahead
If not sit back and enjoy or talk about vidyas of your choice
Gotta watch out on episode days.
>>27300919
Yeah, I figured that's what happened
>>27301070
Doesn't help when the troll threads come out, too.
>>27300815
>Fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!
>Looking on, you see a very big stallion coming through the door
>He looks like Sombra on steroids!
>His mane is more grizzled than his daughter and son
>He's even got a beard going on
>And just like the mother he wears a piece of armor around his neck with red jewels encrusted in it
>His cape is black as the mother
>When he enters the room, he looks directly at Sombra
>"My son..." He says "You've returned."
>"Hello, father." Sombra says "You're not going to smother me like mother are you?"
>Umbra's dad shakes his head
>"Of course not." He says "You are a grown stallion!"
>He looks over to you and Umbra
>"Hello, my little princess." He says "How have you been?"
>"H-Hello, daddy..." Umbra says "I've been well."
>Papa Umbra looks at you before looking back to his daughter
>"Your mother tells me you were here with your special somepony..." He says "Am I to believe this strange creature is him?"
>You look over to Umbra
>She blushes as she nod her head
>"Y-Yes, daddy." Umbra says "This is A-Anonymous. He's the one I was talking about."
Well today was eventful
Shameful bump
Bumperino
>>27302120
>Papa Umbra walks up to you
>You sink back into the couch in an attempt to hide
>His cold gaze looks you over
>You feel Umbra wrap her hoof around your hand
>He sees this and looks over to his daughter
>"Is he a king?" He asks
>Umbra shakes her head
>"Prince?" He asks again
>Umbra shakes her head again
>"Noblestallion?" Her father asks
>Umbra hesitates before shaking her head again
>"So you fell in love with a commoner?!" Umbra's dad says "Is that what I'm supposed to get from this?!"
>There it is
>"Daddy!" Umbra yells "Don't just call him a commoner!"
>"This is just great!" Umbra's dad says as he turns around
>"Don't worry about that." Umbra whisper to you "He always wanted me to end up with royalty."
>Umbra's mother walks into the room with a tray with cups of tea on it
>"Did you know he was a commoner?" Umbra's dad asks her
>"Oh stop, beloved." Umbra's mom says "You should be happy that she even found somepony. You said yourself that you thought she would always be alone after she rejected all of the suitors you brought to her."
>"What?!" Umbra says
>She places the cups down before passing one to each of you
>"I am happy for her! She's my daughter after all!" Her father says "It's just... What so special about him?"
>"Does it matter?" Umbra's mother says "Our daughter finally has a special somepony! Now your silly dream can come true!"
>Silly dream?
>You look over to Umbra to see her blushing heavily
>"He's apparently special enough to take Umbra's purity." Sombra blurts out as he takes a cup "They're not even married."
>You and Umbra both look over at Sombra
>"HE WHAT?!" Umbra's dad yells
>WELCOME TO DIE!
>>27304521
>"HE WHAT?!" Umbra's dad yells
>WELCOME TO DIE!
>anon's face when this is how it ends
I got work today so try and keep the thread alive tonight and we can get to Anon and Papa Umbra shenanigans
Bamp
page 9 bump, im too lazy to find the thread again.
>>27304521
>"SOMBRA!" Umbra yells as she fires a bolt of magic at him
>Sombra has no time to react as the beam hits him in the face, knocking him out of his chair
>"Well then, I guess he is rather something if he was able to court Umbra." Umbra's mom says "I'm proud of you, Umbra. And you too Anonymous!"
>You blush
>"I'll tell you what he is!" Umbra's dad yells "He's DEAD!"
>Replace the blush with fear!
>Umbra's dad begins to charge at you
>You let out a girly scream before Umbra gets in his way
>"Daddy, no!" Umbra says "I love him, and I won't let you harm him!"
>"Umbra! Stand aside!" Papa Umbra says "I am your father and I will not stand by as my daughter's innocence is taken by some strange creature!"
>"HE DIDN'T TAKE IT!" Umbra yells "I GAVE IT TO HIM!"
>The room is quiet
>Umbra's dad stops and backs up
>"What?!" He asks
>Umbra looks back at you with a blush on her face before sitting back down
>"We started out as friends, daddy." Umbra says "After some time passed, we began to get closer."
"Sir, I know I haven't really gotten a chance to explain myself, but I want you to know that I do love your daughter." You say "I didn't pressure her into anything!"
>At this point you're just trying to calm him down
>"Beloved, please sit down." Umbra's mom says "I want to listen to my daughter story about finding her one and only."
>He looks back to his wife before returning to his seat
>"So Umbra, how did you two meet?" Umbra's mom asks "I want to know the full story!"
Mothers day is hell when you're a dishwasher
I hope the day went well for all of you
>>27311711
Even as I type this I'm falling asleep. Thank god I hav a day off tomorrow
>>27311757
have a nice sleep
Off to see Civil War. Will type like a motherfucker when I get back
>>27311711
>Mothers day is hell when you're a dishwasher
>Mothers day is when you're a dishwasher
>Mothers day is a dishwasher
>Mother is a dishwasher
This is accurate.
,,,,
>>27316690
Are you new write friend?
meow
>>27311711
"She saved me from dying out in a frozen wasteland."
>"Really?" Umbra's mom asks
>Umbra nods her head
>Looking over you see Sombra getting back up
>Umbra's father quietly tells him to clean up the tea he spilled
>"After an unfortunate event happened to Anonymous, he traveled north seeking a fresh start." Umbra says before looking at you "Unfortunately my beloved wasn't using his brain, and he almost perished due to exhaustion and starvation."
"I got lucky one of her search parties was patrolling." You say "I'd be dead if not for her."
>Umbra smiles at you
>"I brought him back to empire, because he had information on Sombra, who was lost at the time." Umbra says "From there we started talking."
"We were both helping each other to heal our broken hearts."
>Umbra nods her head
>"Anonymous had told me that Sombra was dead." Umbra says "And at the time Anonymous was going through heartbreak."
>Umbra's dad huffs
>"We were there for each other." Umbra says as she scoots closer to you "That's how our friendship started."
>"Well I'm glad you had somepony there for you, dear." Umbra's mom says "What happened next?"
>"Anonymous started having nightmares." Umbra says
"T-They were getting really bad!" You say "To the point that-"
>"T-That I let him share my bed with me." Umbra says "S-So that I could help him!"
>You see Papa Umbra eyebrow start to twitch
That was a good movie
>>27318293
NO SPOILERS!
>>27318507Rhodes doesn't die, but breaks his backand Bucky killed Stark's parents yes really
>>27319285
If you haven't seen the new Avengers, I highly recommend you do no look at that spoiler.
>>27318293
>"My ears are not pleased to hear this!" Papa Umbra says
>"Pipe down, honey!" Mamma Umbra says "What happened after that?"
>Umbra shifts around and looks at you
>"W-Well, we started to become closer." Umbra says "I was sharing my bed with him after all."
"Ma'am, sir, I just want you to know that you raised a beautiful daughter." You say "
"Okay so one night, and I mean the first night we slept together, your daughter was laying it on pretty thick." You say "And I mean being flirtatious."
>"I was laying it on thick!?" Umbra asks "You were the one that wouldn't put a shirt on!"
"I told you that's how I sleep!"
>"But you saw how flustered I was! You use it to mess with me more!" Umbra says "Telling me that you like to cuddle in your sleep..."
"Oh don't try to play innocent!" You say "When you came out of the bathroom wearing nothing you started to act all flirty, you stared to make me feel flustered!"
>You hear Mamma Umbra giggle
"Anyway, Umbra came into my dream to help me get through it." You say "It was then that she saw a vision of what I thought of her."
>"I won't go into detail." Umbra says "But I will say it showed me that we had that connection."
"As the days continued on, we found ourselves getting closer and closer."
>"I started to take note of Anonymous's body more and more." Umbra says "And I found it was harder to let him go in the mornings."
"The same goes for me."
>"I think both are hearts were yearning for each other." Umbra says "And it was a good time too because the festival was coming up, and I was going to take Anonymous as my first guest ever."
>>27319784
Not like I give two shits about non-canonical movies anyways.
bed bump
>waiting patiently for sun and moon info bump
>>27319784
You mean captain America?
are we going to learn how umbras parents are i hell or what
>>27319285
You are the worst kind of person. I hope someone dumps a bin of Legos all over your floor, to the point that every step you take, you will land on a Lego. Not only that, but I want someone to put toothpicks under each of your toenails, then coerce you into kicking a wall. I wish nothing but pain and suffering upon you. Fuck you, fuck your family, fuck your cousins, fuck your friends, fuck your neighbors, fuck your couch, but most of all: fuck you.
>>27319970
what
>>27319964
>Umbra smiles and looks up at the ceiling
>"It was such a romantic night..." Umbra says "We talked, ate delicious food, and danced."
"Then every thing came to a boil when Umbra and I went out to the balcony to talk."
>You throw your arm around Umbra
>You notice that Sombra somehow sneaked back into the room and cleaned his mess before leaving to get rid of the rags
>"Mommy, Daddy, I cried when Anonymous and I went out to that balcony." Umbra says "I didn't know what was going on, but my heart screamed that it wanted Anonymous!"
>"D'awww!" Mamma Umbra says before looking at her husband "That how it was when I confessed to your father."
>Papa Sombra looks like he's started to loosen up
"I... I know I'm not of royal blood, but I really wanted to be with her."
>"That was the night we truly became lovers." Umbra says "T-That's when we..."
>"We get it, dear." Papa Sombra says before letting out a sigh "And he makes you happy?"
>"Every single day." Umbra says while quickly nodding her head
>Mom and pop look at each other
>"He makes her happy, dear." Mamma Umbra says
>Papa Umbra looks at you
>"Princess, I want to talk with him, alone." He says "Can you and your mother give us a moment?"
>Umbra looks at you nervously
>You take a deep breath
"It's okay, Umbra."
>"Come now, sweetie." Mamma Umbra says "Let's give them some alone time."
>Umbra gives you a quick kiss on the cheek before following her mother out of the room
>>27320380
Dank cat all day
>>27320847
Yes
>>27319285
>>27321436
Anon, pls. Look at what you did!
Work Bump
>>27322672
Oh boy.
>>27300815
bump
>>27322672
Owl master race.
Holy fuck this thing still is alive, last I was here was before discord showed up on behalf of celestia or some shit and Eris was around. Would someone mind filling me in on what's happened?
>>27324774
Pastebins up top
>>27324826
No shit, if I wanted to read it I would have. It's several months of writing, I don't have the time for that tonight, so a quick recap would be nice, not a visit from Captain Obvious and his sidekick Lieutenant Fuckstick
>>27325024
Lieutenant Fuckstick here!
Well Dicord felt bad help anons friends get him home, main 6 tagged along. Main 6 tour empire and warm up yo umbra and sombra. Celestia and umbra prepare for war. Umbra go to tartorous to seek help. And anon is meeting the parents, Cause you know their alive i guess. Some crap happened in between all dat, but that pretty much sums it up.
>>27325233
Good job. Promotion to Major Fuckstick.
>>27325282
kek
>>27325282
That's a prettymajorpromotion...
Ugh
>>27322672
>When mother and daughter finally exit the room, you watch as Papa Umbra get comfortable
>Silence fills the air as he continues to stare you down
>You shift around on the couch now that you have more room
>When you try to look at Papa Sombra, you falter because of how intimidating he looks
>You cough into you fist
>"So you love my daughter?" Papa Sombra asks
"With all my heart."
>You see him nod before he takes a sip of his tea
>"Would you do anything to hurt her?" He asks
"No, sir. I wouldn't dream of it."
>"Would you protect her?" He asks "Will you take up a sword for her if needed?"
"I already have." You say "Against Princess Celestia."
>He sighs before looking over to the wall
>You turn to see that he's looking at a family portrait
>On it is Him, Mamma Umbra, Umbra, and Sombra
>Little Umbra looks so cute!
>She has a big smile on her face
>This must have been when the were children
>"She's my everything..." Papa Umbra says "Along with her mother and her brother."
>He looks back to you
>"I'll do anything I can to protect them from harm." He says "That's why we're doing this."
Should I buy Earthbound on my 3DS, Anons? I've never played it and I just got payed.
>>27324732
Why does everyone like the owl?!
>>27325282
aaaaaaaahhhh VALIDATION!
>>27327471
I don't know. I just like it.
>>27327471
Duel between "Papa Umbra" and Anon to see if Anon is skilled enough to protect Umbra?
>>27329115
We got a time wizard over here!
>>27326321
Promoted 2 ranks just to keep Captain in line, majority is no question for the major
soon
>>27330455
Let me just buy Catherine on my PS3 and I'll get to it
>>27327471
"I understand." You say "Umbra means the world to me as well."
>He continues to stare at you
>"It makes me happy to see that you care for my daughter so much. I was afraid she'd end up with somepony who was only interested in her body or title." Papa Umbra says "I'm proud to see that she found someone that makes her happy."
"To tell you the truth, I don't think I deserve her."
>You see a smile form on his face
>"Tell me, Anonymous, what are you?" Papa Sombra asks
>Okay, it feels like you're making progress
"I'm a human."
>"You are not of this world are you?" Papa Sombra asks
>You shake your head
>"So you're an oddity?" He says before nodding his head "Maybe I can salvage this..."
>What?
>"Do you have any future plans for my daughter?" He asks
>Time to say what you said to Sombra
>You swallow the lump in your throat
"Your son and I had this same conversation." You say "I'll tell you what I told him."
>You stand up
>You walk around and check that Umbra is nowhere to be found
>Feeling sure she's not around you head back to Sombra
"When this battle is over, and Umbra and I have time to finally be at peace..." You say "I'm going to work up the nerve, and ask her to marry me."
I want to be her slave
>>27332188
>Papa Umbra's eyes look at you in shock
>A moment later a smile forms on his face as he stands up
>"I think we're on the right path." He says "I may end up liking you yet."
"Thank you, I guess."
>You both take your seats again
>"At least you plan on marrying her." Papa Umbra says
"Of course, I just need to wrap this business up with Celestia first."
>"Tell me about that." Papa Umbra says "Why did you drag my daughter into this?"
"To be honest? There was no way to not get her involved." You say "Celestia wanted to bring me back so I could be with her. Your daughter didn't approve of that."
>He laughs
>"She always has been possessive of her things." Papa Umbra says "If she was like that with her toys, there's no doubt she wouldn't let you go."
>He takes another sip of his tea
>You do the same
>Seems like you're making some progress
>Yeah! This is going smoothly!
>"Has Umbra talked to you about children yet?" Papa Sombra asks
>You almost choke on your tea
>>27335400
Page nien
do the safety bump
>>27336314
You can bump, you can bump.
>>27335400
>"I'll take that as a yes." Papa Umbra says
>You continue to choke on your tea
>His horn lights up and you feel something pat your back
>When your coughing fit calms down you look over to him
"Thank you."
>He nods his head
"Umbra has talked about it." You say "We never went into much detail about it, but I know she wants them."
>"But how do you feel about it?" Papa Sombra asks
>You look down at the cup in your hands
"I want... I want her to be happy." You say "I wouldn't mind having them, it's just that I don't know if I can give her kids."
>"Are you sterile?" Papa Umbra asks
>You quickly shake your head
"No! Of course not!" You say "It's just... I'm not a pony."
>"And that's going to stop you from making my daughter happy?" He asks
>Man this is so weird
"You know, where I'm from, the father and boyfriend don't talk about this."
>"I'm just looking out for my daughters future." Papa Umbra says
>You shake your head
"Alright I'm sure that when Umbra and I are in a time of peace, she'll want to try." You say "And I'll be down for it."
>"That's good." He says "Hopefully she doesn't take after her mother and try it during her um... Etrus period. If that happens then I can guarentee you that you won't be walking or feeling the lower half of your body."
>Oh boy you don't like the sound of that
>"Here let me go find Umbra," Papa Umbra says "I shall return."
>You watch as he gets up and exits the room
>Looking down at your tea, you shake your head
>Umbra's family is crazy
>But if things go right, they'll end up being your family too
Work bump.
Will be back at 11
bump, jeez anyone wanna add content while Rager is out?
>>27341963
How 'bout them new Pokeymans?
>>27342579
gotta admit, that owl is pretty damn cute
>>27338172
>When Papa Umbra comes back into the room you see Umbra and her mother right behind him
>Umbra trots up right to you before hopping up on the couch with you
>"Did everything go alright?" Umbra asks
"You won't be walking or feeling the lower half of your body..." Those words he spoke echo through your head
>Looking at the beautiful mare in front of you, you feel a tiny bit of fear
>"Anonymous?" Umbra asks "What's the matter?"
>Snapping out of your daze, you shake your head
"Huh? Oh it's nothing Umbra." You say "I think everything went fine with your dad."
>A smile forms on Umbra's face
>"I'm happy to hear that!" Umbra says "I know daddy can be intimidating, but he's a real sweetheart when you get to know him."
>You have yet to see that
>"You didn't bully him too much, did you?" You hear Mamma Umbra say to Papa Umbra
>"As much as I wanted to, no I didn't." He's says "I just wanted to make sure he was the right choice for our little princess."
>"And?" Umbra asks "What do you think of him?"
>Papa Sombra looks at you
>"Sweetie, I don't think it matters what I tell you." Papa Umbra says "You'll continue to be with him either way."
>Umbra nods her head before nuzzling up to you
>"He could use some work, but I think he's good enough to be with my princess." Papa Umbra says "I'll allow you two to be together."
>"That wonderful!" Mamma Umbra says "Now can I speak to my daughter and her beloved?"
>"Wait, what were you going to ask them?" Papa Umbra asks
>Mamma Umbra blushes
>"I-I just wanted to ask Umbra what her beloved is like in bed." She says "I-I'm curious is all! He's not a pony!"
Bed Bump
git bumped senpai
God dammit, I'm out of time. I got to go to work, but I get off early tonight so when I get back I'll see if we can wrap this visit up and see what's going on with Luna
>>27346584
K..kk
ni000000000000sleep
>>27300815
boop
But ump
bed bump
>>27343372
>It's too late to back out now...
>"M-Mommy!" Umbra yells with her blush coming back in full force "I'm not going to tell you that!"
>Umbra looks at you
>"I am so sorry, my love!" Umbra says "I can't imagine how embarrassing this must be for you."
>You smile
"It's all right, Umbra."
>"Why would you want to know that?!" Papa Umbra asks
>"Aren't you curious?" Mamma Umbra asks "It must be much different than mating with a pony..."
>"Mommy!" Umbra whines
>You chuckle at how embarrassed Umbra is getting
>"No." Papa Umbra says "The less I know about that the better."
>"Our daughter must prefer the strange and exotic." Mama Umbra says "She gets it from you."
>Papa Umbra growls
>Mamma Umbra waves her hoof at him
>"You're no fun!" She says before sighing "In any case I'm preparing dinner right now. Is steak okay with you, Anonymous?"
>How the hell do they even have steaks?!
>Nothing makes sense here
>You nod your head
"Steak is fine."
>"Really she's making Sombra do it." Umbra whispers to you "He used to always cook with mommy when we were little."
>You laugh at that
>"It should be ready in a little bit." Mamma Umbra says
>"Thank you, my love." Papa Umbra says before giving her a kiss "In the mean time, I'll talk to Umbra and Anonymous."
It was a tough day...
btmp
>>27353279
bump
>>27356298
>>27352533
>Mama Umbra smiles before walking back to the kitchen
>"Your mother is a hooful." Papa Umbra says "But I suppose that's why I love her."
>You pull Umbra into you
"I could say the same about you."
>A smile forms on Umbra's face
>"I'm the hooful?" Umbra asks before giggling "You get in so much trouble when I'm not around! Where would you be without me?"
"I wouldn't be happy, that's for damn sure."
>"Anonymous..." Umbra says before you both share a kiss
>You see Papa Sombra smile at you both
>"You better keep her safe, Anonymous." Papa Umbra says
"I will, don't worry."
>"Good. Because if I find out that any harm comes to her..." Papa Umbra says "I'll have your head."
>With that he heads over to the kitchen
>Yikes
"He scares me."
>"At least he likes you." Umbra says
"I guess you're right."
>"After dinner we can head home." Umbra says "Come on, Anonymous."
>Nodding your head you follow Umbra
I'll be back at midnight if I'm not too tired so try and keep it alive
Alright off I go bump
>>27363153
Yay! We're still here!
>>27359441
>When you enter the dining room you take your seat with Umbra and wait for the food
>When it does come, your stomach rumbles from how good it smells
>Mama Umbra said it was fine for you to dig in, so you did just that!
>While you ate, Umbra told her mother and father about the situation with Celestia
>They weren't to pleased to hear about it
>Papa Umbra said that Umbra should destroy her for trying to take over her empire
>Umbra said she would, but that it would only more problems than it's worth
>Either way, Papa Umbra said that you and Sombra had to be there to help or else you both would get the ass kicking of a lifetime\
>The rest of the dinner went normal as you continued to chat it up with the parents
>There was just one thing on your mind...
"So why are you two here?" You ask "Are you both dead or what?"
bumperino
>>27365114
>Papa Umbra chuckles
>"In the mind of our enemies, we are." Papa Umbra says "But in truth we just relocated here."
"You came to live here?" You ask "Why?"
>"Anonymous, dear, Did you see anyone around here when you first arrived here?" Mama Umbra asks
>You shake your head
>"That's why." Papa Umbra says "The surface world became too noisy for us with all our enemies trying to harm us and the assassination attempts."
>"Sombra and I were already off to explore Equestria." Umbra says "So they didn't have to worry about us."
>"We asked Queen Sheba if we could live here in Tartarus." Papa Umbra says "She agreed and created this space for us."
"How'd you manage that?"
>"She liked us." Papa Umbra says "And my wife already had a good history with her."
>"And with Rodin being able to exit Tartarus, he could bring us supplies." Mama Umbra says "It all worked out for us."
>"Unfortunately they didn't tell us about the move, so we had to search all over for them." Sombra says
>"It was slightly annoying." Umbra says
>After dinner you all were getting ready to leave mom and pop
>"I'm so glad you could make it!" Mama Umbra says "You need to visit more often."
>"We will, mommy." Umbra says "Most likely after we deal with this situation."
>"I'll wish for your victory." Papa Umbra says "Although since you're my daughter, I know you'll do fine."
>"Thank you, daddy." Umbra says "I won't let you down."
"It was nice meeting you." You say "I'm happy we stopped by today."
>"Remember you two, you better help her!" Papa Umbra says
>"We will, father." Sombra says
>You watch on as Umbra and Sombra hug their parents goodbye
>After them, Mama Umbra hugged you and you shook Papa Umbra's hoof
>When you get back to the portal, you all wave goodbye to the folks once again before you teleport away
Work Bump
>>27368870
Why are they all so long lived?
>>27369550
Running fannon for sombra is that he is ageless. Therefore all other sombras must be ageless because fuck you.
>>27370862
But why?
>>27342579
I usually pick a water or a fire as a starter depends on the first gym leaders or on other factors.
picking a grass/ground type unless it's one that will in the long run become something allot better than the other two always seemed like a waste due to being able to find them pretty much anywhere.
while fire and water types usually only show up around the third gym.
>>27371308
Probably because he existed As a ghost for the longest time during the episode. People just assumed that kind of ageless was the norm and not the result of getting his shit fucked by the sisters
>>27372419
>"Anon you need to balance your team more, your Charizard is 30 levels higher than the rest of your team."
"Fuck you, Charizard is the team. The others are just HM slaves and capture bait!"
This is the only way I know how to play Pokemon, with the starter becoming rediculously OP by accident. How do you balance yourself to keep it useful?
>>27372696
Not the same anon, but I usually limit my in game party to just four pokemon.
>>27372708
That wouldn't solve my problem of my starter absorbing any and all XP though, in the end of Leaf Green only Charizard, Gyarados, Mew Two, and MAYBE Sandslash were ever useful to me, the other two were just there because I kept catching shit and didn't bother to put it away
>>27372773
>what is switching out pokemon.
>>27372783
>what is switching out pokemon without them getting 1hko after the switch, or getting gang raped by pursuit when they're in the first slot
>>27372819
>what is exp. share
>>27372838
Something that came entirely too late for me. By the time I got it Charizard was 63, the rest were at max 44
Kinda funny to see all this pokemon talk
>>27373937
Join us, Rager.
>>27373937
Join the dark side faggot
>>27374481
Side note, this is what I got when I tried to look for litten without adding any kind of other tag. Absolute beauty.
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>>27372708
Yeah i have my starter which i in truth in the last game actually replaced with a better pokemon but i usually keep 4 pokemon and the other slots filled with eggs.
So how the fuck is the name of this thing even relevant other than the fact that it's the name of umbra's shampoo? You could name it flying monkey fuck and honestly it'd probably be more relevant.
>>27374519
Only time i fill my party up is for the endgame plus it helps makes the game last a lil longer due to having to lvl up the extra pokes because honestly most pokemon games you could beat pretty fast so i try to enforce lil ways to make it last longer without taking away the fun side of it all.
>>27368870
>Arriving back at the basement of The Icy Gem Cavern, you hear Sombra let out a sigh
>"What an ordeal that was." He says as he steps off the platform "Although, it was nice to see mother and father again."
>"It went much better than I expected." Umbra says "I was afraid daddy was going to harm Anonymous."
"I think I made a good impression on him."
>"What did you two even discuss?" Umbra asks "You two were alone for quite some time."
>You open your mouth to tell her, but stop when you remembered that you talked about marriage
"It's a secret." You tell her "I'll tell you about it soon though."
>Umbra frowns at you
>"What time is it anyway?" Sombra asks "Why does it feel so late?"
>"That's because it's eight." Umbra says while pointing to a clock
"Eight already?"
>Umbra nods her head
>"We should be getting home." Umbra says "Sombra and I have to attend a meeting with the captains tomorrow."
"Sounds like fun."
>Umbra sighs
>"In any case we should get home." Umbra says before looking up to you "So we can get all cozy in bed!"
>You smile
"Alright, let's get home."
>Following Umbra you head up the stairs and out of the restaurant before heading back to the castle
Day off tomorrow!
>>27375001
Dude, I don't even know we just picked that as a group!
I guess you could say that Umbra's, Celestia's, and Luna's desire for Anon is twisted! eh? Eh?! EH?!
>>27375729
Their desires are pretty tame for /mlp/
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>>27381117
>>27375729
>Returning home, you parted ways with Sombra and made your way to your room
>Entering the room, you and Umbra split up to get ready for the night
>While you begin to take off your shirt you look back to Umbra
>She looks really happy right now
>Dammit, that's going to make this harder
>You still need to talk about this business about summoning Queen Sheba
>She told you and Sombra she wouldn't do it, but you know better than that
>She'll do it if it means she can beat Celestia
>You just don't want to ruin her night
>You love when she's happy
>It makes you happy
>But you know that an argument would dampen her mood
>Placing your shirt down on a chair you start on changing your pants
>"Hurry, my love!" Umbra says "Your queen demands her human to hold her!"
>Looking back over to the bed you already see her laying down
>She rolls onto her back and smiles at you
>You smile, but inside your feeling troubled
"Alright, Umbra. Give me a second."
>You quickly get changed and head to the bed
>Sitting down on the edge, you try to prepare yourself
>You feel Umbra move behind you before her hooves come around you
>"Is something the matter, Anonymous?" Umbra asks "You look troubled."
>It's either now or never
"Umbra, we need to talk."
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>>27382332
>Umbra releases you and sits back
>"A-About what?" Umbra asks, the look of worry already making itself present
>You sit up on the bed completely
"About you summoning Queen Sheba." You say "I know you still want to do it."
>Umbra looks away
>"I don't know what you're talking about..." Umbra says
"Don't give me that." You say "Come on, Umbra. I just don't want you to do this!"
>Umbra gets up and walks on the other side of the bed
>"A-Are we going to actually argue about this?" Umbra asks "You know I don't like when we do this..."
"It depends." You say "Are you going to summon her if Sombra and I don't help?"
>Umbra remains silent
>Meaning that's a no
"See? That's why we need to talk about this!" You say "I get you want to win this, but I don't understand why you would go this far just to-"
>"Because this isn't just about us anymore, Anonymous!" Umbra yells
>You flinch before she turns around
>"I'm not fighting just for us!" Umbra says "I'm fighting for my empire that I struggled to make! For every single one of my citizens that refuse to live under Celestia rule!"
>Umbra looks down
>"I'm fighting so that I don't lose the things that make me happy." Umbra says "That includes you."
>She looks back up to you and you see the tears in her eyes
>God dammit, Anon
>If Papa Umbra saw this, you would be flying out that window right now
>"I HAVE to give it everything I have!" Umbra says "If I don't Celestia will win and she'll take you and-!"
>This time you stop her by pulling her into a hug
>>27384006
>Umbra's taken back as you hold her close
"Shhhhh..." You say "It's okay, I get it."
>You didn't want the tears to flow
>You just wanted to talk
>When Umbra starts to cry that shit breaks your heart
>You hope she doesn't figure out that this is her way out of any situation
>She might use that to her advantage
>Umbra continues to sniffle as she rest her head against you
>Even though she's just a little bit shorter than Celestia you still have to scoot back so she's comfortable
>Running your hand down her side, you try to calm her down
>When her crying dies down she finally speaks up
>"I'm sorry." Umbra says in a weak voice
"Don't be." You say "I kept forgetting that this wasn't just about us."
>You hold her tighter
"It's just the thought of you hurting yourself scares me." You say "After you said that you could die from summoning her alone, it just scared the shit out of me."
>Umbra stays silent
"I don't want to lose you." You say "If you were gone then I don't know what I would do with myself."
>"I feel the same way." Umbra says before looking up at you "Do you really think we can beat Celestia without her?"
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>>27384907
"Of course we can." You say "Our love is stronger than anything or anyone."
>A small smile forms on her face
"That was cheesy, I know." You say "But it's the truth. We can beat her without Sheba if we're together."
>"I-I suppose you're right." Umbra says "But we don't know what Celestia is fully capable of..."
"True, but she still doesn't know about your full capability." You say "Hell, I still don't even know!"
>Umbra chuckles
>"Have you even seen her at her full power?" Umbra asks
"I've seen her angry, does that count?." You say "Her mane gets all fiery."
>"You're so dumb, Anonymous." Umbra says with a smile
>You give her a kiss
"I'm just going for cheering you now."
>"It's working." Umbra says as she nuzzles into you
"Listen, I didn't want to argue." You say "I just wanted to make sure that you don't hurt yourself when that time comes. I promised your dad that I would protect you."
>Umbra remains silent before she finally sits up and looks at you
>"Okay." Umbra says "I won't summon Sheba."
>This time she's telling the truth
>You let out a relieved sigh
>"So long as you're there." Umbra says "Because like you said, we can beat her if we're together."
>So she turned it around on you?
"You know what? Alright." You say "Because when it comes down to showdown with Celestia, I'll be at your side."
>Umbra smiles as she nuzzles into you again
>She's really soft
>"Thank you, beloved." Umbra says "Tomorrow we start making preparations for the upcoming battle."
"Then I better not keep you up any longer."
>You give Umbra a kiss on the head before the two of you lay back down
"Night, Umbra."
>"Goodnight, beloved." Umbra says "I will see you in the morning."
>Closing your eyes you drift off to sleep with Umbra in your arms
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When I get back get ready to see what Luna has been up to
>>27387988
nice
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>>27387668
>You are Luna
>"Okay, try not to do anything reckless." Your dear sister says "It's good to hear that you can see the dreams of her citizens."
"Of course, sister." You say "We will stay away from any dreams her citizens may have."
>"Even if they are having nightmares." Celestia says "As much as it pains me to say that, we can't have you walking into the wrong dream and for that pony to run to Umbra."
"We would not want that to happen."
>"Precisely, so just observe and see if you can find out anything that can help us find her empire." Celestia says
"We will do just that." You say as you step towards the balcony "Now go to bed, sister, and let us handle it."
>Your horn begins to glow and a portal opens up in front of you
>Stepping into it, you come out to your dream realm
>In front of you is the cluster of dreams for the ponies in Ponyville
>You cycle through the clusters for Ponyville, Canterlot, and Cadance's Empire until you come across the new cluster
>The cluster for Umbra's Empire
>Using your magic, you expand on the cluster and dozens upon dozens of dream bubbles surround you
>Each bubble holds a dream of a pony
>Most of them are simple dreams
>It's going to take some time to find the right one
>As you walk around and peer into each dream, you see two large bubbles
>It's Umbra's and Anonymous's dream
>>27393762
in dreams
>>27398011
>>27393804
>Walking up to the bubble, you peer into the dreams
>Anonymous is currently dreaming about Umbra
>The two of them are talking to two other human figures
>They almost resemble Anonymous
>Perhaps they are his parents?
>Looking over to Umbra's you immediately feel angry
>This mare
>This mare right here ruined your plan to have Anonymous
>If it wasn't for her Anonymous might have been yours
>In her dream it looks as if she's on a picnic with Anonymous
>But there's something else
>A filly that looks just like her
>The filly bounces around Umbra and Anonymous until she climbs up on Anonymous
>Is that what you think it is?
"D-Does she actually think about having a child with him?" You think to yourself "We should tell Celestia about this."
>Sister could use a good laugh
>After all this won't happen
>So long as sister has anything to say about it
>Besides you're sure it's not even possible
>Celestia wanted to try with Anonymous, but she had no luck
>Although when she wanted to try during her estrus, Anonymous was no where to be found
>You hold out your hoof to her bubble
>You should ruin this dream for her
>Just like she ruined your dreams
>Your horn begins to glow
>But before you follow through, you pull away
"No, you'll get what's coming to you soon enough." You say before turning around "We just need to find the right pony."
>Walking off, you continue to search for the right dream
>There must be at least one pony that will turn their backs to Umbra
>>27399701
>You are Umbra
>When the next day rolls around, your eyes begin to flutter open
>The first thing your eyes see is your beloved
>He's still sleeping soundly beside you
>You can tell because of his steady heartbeat and breathing
>It's rare that you wake up before him
>He looks at peace right now
>You giggle to yourself as you think back to your dream
>The dream you had last night was wonderful
>It really made you think about the future
>The future that you're willing to fight for with everything you have...
>You're sure the only reason you dreamed about that was because you were reminded of your father's silly wish
>But now when you think about it, it feels like daddy's wish is becoming your own
>Especially when you have the perfect candidate right next to you
>You hope he didn't tell Anonymous about it
>"Dad, shut up..." Anonymous mumbles in his sleep "She's not a dumb animal... You're a dumb..."
>What is going on in his dream?
>You shake your head and give him a kiss on the cheek
>Resting your head on his arm, you start to think about last night
>You really hate arguing with him
>Of course any relationship has its fair share of arguing
>But this is your first and really only relationship. You'll never like it
>It feels like Anonymous hates it as well
>Anonymous really doesn't want you to summon Sheba for fear that you'll hurt yourself
>But you've been trying to get it through his and your brother's head that you'll be perfectly okay if they help!
>You stop yourself because you know that if it truly comes down to it, the two will help you
>Suddenly your thoughts are cut off as you hear a knock at the door
>That's strange, Ariadne doesn't come this early
>Slowly getting up as not to wake Anonymous, you get out of bed and head over to the door
>Cracking it open, you see that's it's Arthas
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>>27401925
"Arthas?" You ask "What are you doing here?"
>"I'm sorry to disturb you my Queen." Arthas says "But I've come for Anonymous. Can I come in?"
>You tilt your head to the side before looking at Anonymous
"You're going to take my pillow away from me?"
>"I suppose I am." Arthas says "I've let him and the others slack in their duties here in the empire."
"Oh Arthas, come now..." You say "Do you really-?"
>"I do." Arthas says "They are still members of the guard, and they must do their part. Besides, we have that important meeting to attend to."
>You sigh before returning to bed
>You climb onto the bed and crawl up to Anonymous
>Placing your hooves on his shoulder you shake him
"Anonymous, dear? It's time to wake up."
>Anonymous begins to stir from his slumber
>He opens his eyes and smiles at you
>"Mornin, Umbra." He says as he starts to stretch
"Good morning, my love." You say as you plant a kiss on him "Did you sleep well?"
>"Yeah, I guess I did." Anonymous says as he rubs your ear "Did I mumble in my sleep or anything?"
>You shake your head even though he did
>"Well you're still the best marefriend a guy could ask for." Anonymous says
>You chuckle
>Anonymous looks over and sees Arthas
>"Arthas? Why are you here?" Anonymous asks "Did something happen?"
>"I'm here to get you." Arthas says "Get up, you're going on patrol with the boys."
>>27404541
>"Wait, what?" Anonymous asks
>"You heard me, now get up.' Arthas says "Wedge is already waiting outside
"I tired to convince him to let you stay." You say "But he wasn't having any of it."
>Anonymous groans before he stumbles out of bed
>"Fine, I'll get ready." Anonymous says "Can you wait outside?"
>"Hurry up." Arthas says as he head towards the door
>When he steps out, you look at Anonymous
"I suppose I should get ready too."
>"Nah, stay in bed." Anonymous says as he picks up his armor "It's still pretty early so you can keep your pretty little butt in bed."
>You smile
"Come find me when you're done with patrol." You say "i'll tell you about whats going to happen in the upcoming days."
"Alright." Anonymous says "Promise me that you won't get angry at that one captain."
>He's talking about Marie
"I'll try." You say "But knowing her, it'll happen."
>As he slips on his armor, he grabs Rebellion from it's rack
>He takes a deep breath
>"Alright, I'm off." He says
"Give me a kiss before you go."
>Anonymous smiles before walking up to you
>Sharing one more kiss, Anonymous says his goodbye and heads out
Work time! See you Anons tonight!This meeting is going to be interesting.
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>>27404863
>Laying your head back down, you think to yourself
"How will this meeting go?"
>You already expect to run into resistance from Marie and Stormhoof
>But Arthas, Jin, and Cyprus will hopefully be on board with you
>You roll onto your side
"..."
>It's very cold this morning
>If ONLY you had a nice warm human beside you
>You look at the empty spot beside you
>Why couldn't Arthas just wait an hour or two?!
>Rolling around in your blankets, you do your best to get warm
>When you're all wrapped up you think back to your beloved
"It's funny to think how much of a loner I was before I met him." You say "I used to be able to sleep alone without him too."
>He changed you for the better
>And you couldn't be happier about it
>You can't wait to see what the future holds for you two
>You look over at the clock
>Ariadne will be here in about an hour
>Letting out a sigh, you start to fall back to sleep
>Maybe you can go can go back to that dream you were having before
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>>27409671
>A knock at the door awakens you from your slumber
>Opening your eyes, you try to get up, but realize you can't
>Dammit! You trapped yourself in your blankets!
>You struggle to break free until you let out a defeated grunt
>You really can't get out of this...
"..."
"WHY DID ARTHAS TAKE HIM?!"
>The door opens and Ariadne pokes her head in
>"L-Lady Umbra?" She asks
>Thank goodness she's here
"Ariadne, please help me." You say "I've seem to trap myself in my own bed."
>Ariadne trots up to the bed and bites down on the blanket
>As she pulls back, you start to roll out of the blankets
>When you're finally free, you shake your head
>"How did you even end up like that, Lady Umbra?" Ariadne asks
>You sit up
"Arthas decided to take Anonymous in the morning." You say "Thus leaving me to fend against this cold winter morning by myself."
>You look at the blanket
"I tried to wrap myself up, but I think I did too good of a job."
>You climb out of bed
"In any case, you're here now so I can get ready."
>"Yup!" Ariadne says "Leave the room to me! You just go get ready."
>Nodding your head, you walk over to the bathroom
Damn. I was almost done with this part
Work time! See you at 10
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>>27412255
>After getting your shower and getting dressed, you felt ready to start the day
>Walking up to Ariadne, you exit the room and head down the hall
>Ariadne checks on Eris, to find that she's still sleeping
"Just let her sleep." You say "She doesn't have anything to do."
>Continuing down the hall, you see your brother exiting his room
>"Ah, Ariadne!" Sombra says "You look beautiful this morning."
>Somepony is awfully friendly this morning
>"T-Thank you, Lord Sombra." Ariadne says "Did you sleep well?"
>Sombra nods
>"While I did sleep well, the cold was getting to me." Sombra says "If only I had something or somepony to keep me warm..."
>"I don't know about that, but I can bring you more blankets if you want!" Ariadne says
>She's so oblivious
>In a way it's cute
>Sombra on the other hoof looks defeated
>"I suppose I could use more blankets then." Sombra says "Thank you, Ariadne."
>Ariadne smiles with her eyes closed before you all head downstairs
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