So, what exactly have you achieved in these past five years, /mlp/? Any ambitions you've fulfilled? What have you got to be proud of? What have you got to show for it?
>>27297403
Getting fucked in the ass.
I love pony
?
>>27297458
Me too actually...
>>27297403
Posting a horse with your meta shit doesn't make it related.
became free
get mad wagecucks
I graduated highschool 2 years ago and now I'm in community college.That's about it.
This month I got a job offer from one of the biggest tech companies in the world.
>>27297403
Went from psuedo-intellectual edgelord to actually doing something with my life.
I'm not sure if ponies helped somewhere along the way but it helped me get over myself and the whole image thing. One day I just stoped caring about it and started loving the horse. Had I grown the fuck up at another point in time it would probably have been another trendy meme-religion at that time I would be part of.
Progressed from only doing RAPID (ABB robot) programming
to Siemens and Mitsubishi PLC, and got a new job only 10 minutes bicycle ride from my apartment. I am happymy apartment has increased 150% in value over the past 5 years
>>27297403
>went back to college, got a BA
>got work, leading to steady employment
>driving a friend to a party next weekend, then hanging out at her place afterwards, and most likely getting laid
it's all good
>>27297553
I went from pseudo-intellectual who took a meme religion seriously, to an amateur intellectual that takes a meme religion seriously ironically. I feel like I've come farther than you.
Eat my cloud trails.
I became a master shitposter.
>>27297491
See you in a month with your shiny new tons of psychological damage.
My career has been moving upwards.
At this point I'm making far more money (about $20k/yr. more) than I expected to at this stage and I actually enjoy my job, which I was worried was impossible.
>>27297706
What's wrong? I love being busy.
>>27297403
I got better at drawin
Also Im more happy due to FiM, which makes me work better
I think I got into MLP in 2012.
>>27297403
I've actually made it into the college I wanted to go to. I've become a better adult. I've been learning how to cook, and manage myself just fine, and I'm making responsible decisions (mostly). There was a time that I was genuinely concerned about my ability to function as an adult, because school doesn't teach shit, but I'm getting along just fine.
>>27297754
Ask japs
>>27297403
Even Rainbow Dash achieved her dreams.
RAINBOW DASH.
I've had 5 birthdays...
>>27297403
Haha, silly me. I forgot to start living my life. Why don't you ask me again in five years after I've had a chance to pick things up?
>>27297403
>Learn how to dance salsa.
>Learn how to drive in a 3rd world traffic
>Went to gym, got fit
>Got my first job experience
>Got over my depression
>Learn how into women without spilling pasta,
>Learn how to play mahjong(still terrified to play tenhou tho ;_;)
Currently learning the HueHue language and getting into MTB(which will have to wait cause I had an awful crash yesterday)
I'm in community college trying to get a degree in networking and hold a steadybut shitty minimum wage job
>>27297403
I finished getting my college degree.
>>27297403
I started and completed my Masters degree.
I have gainful employment that will allow me to build wealth and a future.
I've lost and kept off eighty pounds.
Among other, smaller things. It's been a nice five years.
>>27297403
>employment
>friends
>moving out of home next month
I moved it of my mom's house, started attending community college and met a few sweet ladies along the way.
>>27297403
graduated with my 4th college degree
got a job
moved out of my parents place
travelled all over
got a girl
moved to Korea
>>27297403
Graduated high school and will graduate college with scholarship and honors in a year.
Already a wagecuck, will be offically a wagecuck with plenty of student debt.The American Dream...right?.
>Friends
>Slowly amassing tons of debt paying for medical school
>Hope to have my doctorate so I can call myself Dr. Horse
>>27297403
Still not in the Army were I want to be due to dealing with a disqualifying condition, but at least I'm in college studying a degree relevant in the current state of business and the economy and will net me at least 60k with a bachelors. In the end, It will never be as fulfilling as SOF though...
>>27297403
I managed to fit my entire fist up my ass.
I fit both my legs behind my head at the same time.
I sucked my own dick.
I'd say I've accomplished a lot.
I ate a bowl of cereal for breakfast.
>>27298806
You have ascended beyond us mere mortals.
Got away with murder
That's the best thing I can think of
>>27298845
Why the murder?
I went from high school dropout to Nursing Assistant at a hospital within a year. I still have a long ways to go, and everyday is challenging, but I came too far to stop now.
Got invited to do that Friendship is Wild artbook and ended up being unable to do it cause I got institutionalized.
I did start taking USD commissions and did a couple big ones, so I guess that's nice.
Still no gf.Why can't it be Lyra?
>>27298845
anon I know you're probably gone by now but what the fuck
story?
>>27297403
Well, I haven't killed myself.
I broke into six figure territory. It's such a mediocre milestone in the grand scheme of things but it was something I swore I would do before 30 and I'm happy I did it. No going back now.
>>27298682
What do you have degrees in?
>Korea
I'm guessing it's related to your job
>>27297403
Although it may not be my true END Goal, I became a meme/hero. Sure it might be forgotten eventually in time but hey, I'm proud about it.
I'll reach out for the rest of my hopes and dreams another day. I will always get another chance to come back
>>27297403
Flunked out of uni, got on 3 different meds to regulate my brain chemistry, got a job in the IT field, got kicked out of my childhood home. oh and the only girlfriend I ever had got bored of me due to being forced into a long term relationship. I gave her an out and she took it.
I'm beginning my long climb back to sanity and stability, but it may just take another 5 years.
>blogposting
This is show related now, modcucks?
>>27297403
Wrote a novel, became a game developer, got my degree, now I'm poor but happy :^)
>>27297403
nothing really worth showing
>>27297403
I achived to ice skate in an aceptable level. And I realised my existence doesen't really mater.
Also high school graduation.
>>27297403
I've masturbated to ponies twice a day for the last five years without missing a single day.
Not. One. Day.
>>27302266
how sore is your dick anon?
Finished highschool
Experimented with drugs and my body
Went to community college
Joined the military.
>>27297403
The only thing I've done is finish highschool moderately well.
Currently "studying" computer science at a university, but I'm almost certain that I'll fail this year, because I've stopped caring about most things around me and my life.
Feels like everything is gonna go downhill from here on. Been seriously thinking about just killing myself sometime this year.
>dropped out of college
>got decent pay blue collar job
>found long term gf
>renovated run down house
>bought my own vehicle
>got fit
Think I'm doing okay for myself, and I did it all while masturbating to pastel colored ponies
accomplishing life goal?
nice joke mate.
