Looks like somebody's got a little Rainbow CRUSH!
>>27297137
Don't give the shippers more fuel OP.
>>27297137
That's Twilight. A pic of her was also in Rainbow's locker.That's her modified Masked Matter-Horn costume
>>27297137
she was pretty slutty in that scenewonder why
>>27297137
>That off-color
...Dash's father was a wonderbolt once?
Did Soarin look up to him?
>>27297171
The locker is dimly lit in the background.
>>27297168
this
>>27297137
ITS A FUCKING POSTER YOU MORON.
>>27297137
I ship ClipperCrash.
>>27297137
>implying this episode is canon
Lmao stay deluded hasdrones :)
>>27297385
Yeah... OK.
ITT: Hourly "what can we find wrong about this particular scene" thread
>>27297234
So, is it a random Pony, or do you think its Rainbow Dad in his prime years? If the latter is so, how many stallions do you think want to follow that Rainbow?
>>27297137
Looks like her dad actually. The comics (not canon, I know, but they are in the loop on a few things) showed her dad was apart of the WB in the past and Soarin is older than all the others so maybe the two of them were wing-mates back in the day.
Her dad once being on the team would be a pretty cool idea and give RD extra incentive to join in order to follow in her father's hoofsteps.
GTFO all of you faggot n maggots
>>27297443
I think we would know if her dad was a wonderbolt.
>>27297137
your ship is sunked shipfags
>>27297445
>Rainbow Dad was a top flier in the Wonderbolts
>Possibly was doing stunts and coaching while Soarin was still in the Reserves/Academy
>Motivated the rookies to reach the top
>Even after settling down, continued to perform for a few years, even inviting his daughter to his shows
>She gets front row seats every time and loves every minute of his acrobatic stunts
>Eventually retires, deciding to be a family stallion
>Still carries Dash to the show, despite being bummed out about her dad stopping
>Inspires her to be even better than he was one day
>Older WBs still keep posters and memorabilia of Dash's old stallion because he was THAT great
Its fucking poetry.
>>27297492
>>27297445
Aside from that, we don't know much about what ANY of the M6 parents actually do.
>>27297499
How so? Not even a shipfag and all I saw was fuel.
If you're being an oversensitive man-baby about the ship thread that was made yesterday then I hope you realize you're only encouraging more threads like this where OP isn't so much as interested in shipping as he is triggering waifufags.
>>27297511
>Heeey Clipper...
>H-hey B-B-Broken Legs. S-so Dash is your daughter?
>>27297511
>Aside from that, we don't know much about what ANY of the M6 parents actually do.
Rarity's dad is a hoofball coach.
>Pinkies family are rock farmers.
>Twilights mom is a writer.
>Fluttershy's parents are dissapointed in their children's life choices.
>Applejack's parents produce worm food.
>>27297445
>just wing-mates
>>27297137
>Do you know they called me Clipper?
>Uh... because you're faster than a ship?
>>27297565
How? Not even a dashfag or a shippingfag, but all I saw was anti shipping fuel. She barely spoke to him the entire episode, and when she did, it had no implications what so ever. in fact, most of it was semi negative. Am I just missing something?
>>27298182
There were a few moments.
He was the only one who looked and voiced concern for her well being after her dive into the trashcan.
He was the first to cheer her up and explain the meaning behind the nicknames.
The big one being her Rarity impression. She could have picked anybody, but picked Soarin out of all the ponies to 'flirt' with.
That's all considered shipping fuel. It doesn't mean they like like each other though. Currently, their relationship is that of work buddies, with maybe some residual fan-girling from RD.
>>27298252
Huh, I didn't know that shippers grasped that hard at straws. Miscommunication I guess.
>>27298276
I'm not a shipper, bra. Nor a waifufag for that matter. Shipping fuel is anything that can inspire shippers to write fanfics or draw fanart.
>>27298286
No, I wasn't implying that you are a shipper, I'm just saying that that's pretty lame.
>>27297492
I thought her father was a navigator on a spice freighter.
>>27297511
...Well it looks like I found a new headcanon today.
>>27297831
>How many ponies with rainbow manes do you know, boy?
>>27300234
Kek. That was pretty good.
>>27297385
(you)
>>27297445
>hoofsteps
>>27300392
I wanted as many (You)s as I could get. They're practically currency around here. Thank you for your donation.
>>27297831
"I want to cum inside your daughter."
>>27297443
>Rainbow Dad
I hope that's his actual name.
>>27300644
Sorry, but his name is Rainbow Blaze.
>>27297137
>Twilight Sparkle as a Wonderbolt,
T R I G G E R E D
>>27297137
This pleases my autism.
>>27300429
Have another (You), friend
>>27300682
>>27297234
>>27297831
Look closer, anon.
>>27299724
Underrated post
>>27297831
>“Heeey Clipper….”
>Soarin’s face dances across the thin line of fear and regret, but he still tries his best to mask his obvious nervousness with a false smile.
>“Hey B-Broken Legs! S-so Dash is your daughter, huh?”
>Rainbow “Broken Legs” Blaze glares at Soarin.
>“How many ponies with Rainbow manes do you know, boy?”
>Drops of sweat form on Soarin’s forehead, Rainbow Blaze’s stare being far too intense for him to tolerate.
>Rainbow Dash simply smiles, completely oblivious to her father’s silent rage of eternity.
>“Wow! Dad, you knew Soarin!? Oh my gosh, that’s so awesome!”
>“Yeah, I knew him. He was a fanboy. I’m even the damn reason why they call him Clipper. When he was a newbie, he tried to clip my hair in my fucking sleep.”
>“T-Those were the days, eh heh heh...” Soarin says with a weak fist pump, trying his best to ease up the tension.
>Blaze is having absolutely fucking none of it.
>“...Soarin, what’re you doing here with my daughter?”
>“Er, nothing! Just...celebrating…”
>“Celebrating?”
>Dash nods happily.
>“Uh huh! Yeah, cause we were so awesome at today’s show! Did you see me, Dad!? I was FWOOSH! Then I was all like ZOOM! And then…”
>Blaze quickly hushes Dash up.
>“Yeah, yeah that’s great honey. Now Clipper, how exactly do you plan on ‘celebrating’ with my daughter.”
>Soarin scratches the back of his head, eyes wandering just about anywhere that’s not Rainbow Blaze.
1/2
>>27301254
>“Oh, uh, y’know...Just eatin’ some quick grub, maybe go and train at the park…”
>Blaze raises a brow, clearly not buying the bullshit being thrown at him.
>“Did you say ‘quick grub’? Last I checked, this five star restaurant in the middle of fucking Canterlot is known for being the most expensive cuisine on this side of the damn country...Quite a romantic lookin’ spot, too, eh? Oh, and training at the park during these hours of night? Awfully fishy I tell ya...”
>“I know, isn’t he so cool, Dad! Soarin’s even paying for me, too!” boasts Dash.
>“That so?”
>Blaze squints his eyes as he takes Soarin’s wine glass from the table, and drinks from it with no qualms at all.
>“...Uh, Dad? Why’re you drinking Soarin’s wine?”
>“Because if he’s so awesome, then I guess he won’t mind if I join my daughter for dinner, will he?”
>“W-Wait a minute, Broken Legs, I--”
>Dash gasps excitedly, cutting Soarin’s objection off.
>“Awesome! My dad and Soarin hanging out with me! Oh my gosh, this is so cool!”
>Blaze grins at Soarin.
>“It sure is, Dash. It sure is.”
2/2
>>27301254
fuck, the image is too small
>>27297169
Her natural self?
>>27301254
I think I fixed the image...
>>27301254
>>27301264
Too short.
>>27301254
>>27301264
I approve of Dash-Dadblocker
>>27301254
>>27301264
I like this a lot. Hope to see more in the future.
Though a little less swearing next time. He can get the points across without being so overt to where RD has to be a retard not to pick up the cue. Otherwise nice green.
>>27297445
>Dash's mom dies in childbirth
>Father retires to take care of newborn filly
>turns her into a total tomcolt
Makes sense to me.
>>27297896
You got that last part wrong. Applejack's parents are in the skywriting business.
>>27301264
I guess I'm doing more.
>Blaze sits with his legs crossed, a dangerous look in his eyes as he observes everything Soarin does.
>“S-so Dash...Uh, anything on the menu you want?”
>Dash studies the menu, trying her best to read the fancy cursive, but fails to decipher it.
>It doesn’t help that it’s in Prench…
>“Uh, what language is this? It’s like all fancy and stuff.”
>“Oh! Let me--”
>Blaze puts his own Menu down and looks over Dash’s with her before Soarin can finish offering to help.
>“Here, honey, let your Pops help you out, ok?”
>“Thanks Dad!”
>“Don’t mention it, sweetie.”
>Soarin sighs.
>Blaze grins at this and reads over the menu.
>“Uuuuh….what’s that one?” asks Dash, pointing to one of the meals listed.
>Blaze reads over it quickly, murmuring the Prench words below the name of the meal.
>“Hmm, well Dash, that here is La Brasserie.”
>Dash tilts her head in confusion.
>“What’s that mean?”
>“Well you see, honey--”
>“Oh! It’s snail!” says Soarin, trying to show how ‘cultured’ he is, “They bake them in their own shell so you eat it!”
>>27297385
>being a cuck
>>27301647
>Rainbow Dash’s eyes widen at that.
>“What!? Ew! Why would I want to eat that?”
>Soarin panics.
>“No, no! It’s a delicacy in really rich places here in Canterlot! Honest!”
>“Hey, hey pal, my daughter doesn’t want to eat your gross snails, ok? Let’s see what else is on the kids’ menu, alright Dashie? Maybe we can get you some fries.”
>“Yeah, sweet! Fries are awesome!”
>As Blaze begins reading the kids’ menu for Dash, Soarin deflates.
>>27301254
>>27301264
>>27301647
>>27301672
I'm not sure what's best so far: Rainbow Dash's childish naivety, Soarin's spaghetti-mancing, or Rainbow Dad's dialogue.
I just know that I'm laughing my ass off over how her dad is reading the kid's menu to her.
>>27301728
I hope dash orders tendies
>>27301728
Imagine his fucking face right nowThis is going to end like that dinner scene in Shrekt 2, I'm afraid
>>27301672
>>27301736
Horses don't eat chickens faggot
>>27301672
>kids menu
Spaghetti with meatballs and some chicken strips!
After this can we go to the arcade, dad, please?
>>27301956
I'd do this, but >>27301908 has a point.
>>27301908
They dont eat meat but still have hayburgers and other meat substitutes.
>>27301647
>Blaze sits with his legs crossed
>>27301485
They're actually pegasi who were too ashamed of their mudpony heritage they took off never to return
>>27301977
Probably meant this. Not like they have arms after all.
>>27302032
Forgot pic
>>27297137
HOLY SHISH
>>27297137
Fuck you a retarded idiot, OP.
>>27301254
>I’m even the damn reason why they call him Clipper. When he was a newbie, he tried to clip my hair in my fucking sleep.”
Dropped it right there since you didn't even watch the episode.
>>27302112
Your right, I cringed too much during it.
>>27301672
>“I want this one, Dad!”
>“The spaghetti and wheatballs?” asks Blaze.
>“Yuh-huh!”
>Dash’s dad smiles as he ruffles her mane.
>“Alright, kiddo, spaghetti and wheatballs for you.”
>“But Dash, don’t ya want something more, I don't know, expensive?” asks Soarin.
>Dash grimaces.
>“What, so I could eat slugs instead of snails? No thanks…”
>Blaze pats his daughter on the back.
>“That’s my girl. You want anything to drink with that, Dashie?”
>“...Does this lace have any cider, Soarin?”
>Soarin, finally able to please Dash with something, gobbles up the opportunity to answer her.
>“Ha! Only the best in town!”
>“Yeah! Sweet!”
>Blaze is not pleased, but allows Soarin his trifling success.
>Eventually, the waiter arrives.
>He’s neatly dressed unicorn, but his mane was rather unkempt despite his dapper attire.
>“Hello there, my name’s Cinnamon Sweets! I’ll be taking your order today? May I start you all off with some beverages?”
>Dash is quick to start.
>“Oh! I’ll have some Apple cider please!”
>“...I’ll have some as well I think my good sir.”
>Soarin, out of peer pressure, asks for some too.
>The waiter smiles and writes it down on his notepad with his magic.
>“Alrighty, three hard ciders it is! Now are you all also ready to order, or…”
>Blaze looks at Dash questioningly.
>“You wanna order your meal now?”
>Dash nods yes excitedly causing her dad to chuckle.
>“Ok, yeah, my daughter and I will have some spaghetti and wheatballs from the kids’ menu, and the young guy with no girl beside him will have La Brasserie.”
>“Wait, I don’t want the...aw, forget it.”
>“Ok, I’ll be back soon with your meals!”
>Soarin begins glaring at Blaze as Dash starts talking about how awesome he is.
>>27302127
This is cute and fucking hilarious.
>>27302127
He's just doing his fatherly duty. If I had a daughteru and some goofball that I "knew" from sometime back was trying to make a move on her, I'd be grilling him too.
>>27302127
>“...Ok, three hard ciders! Your meal will be ready soon, but we had a little trouble in the kitchen; i might take a teensie bit while longer.”
>Blaze shrugs nonchalantly as the waiter places the mugs of cider.
>“Don’t you worry about it kid. I have all the time in the world as long as I’m with my little Dashie, ain’t that right kiddo?”
>Dash giggles as her father nudged her side playfully.
>The waiter smiles at the sight before leaving.
>“Hey, Dad! Wanna see how much I can chug?”
>“Actually Dash, I don’t think this kind of resturaunt would--”
>“DO IT, DASHIE! MAKE DADDY PROUD!”
>Rainbow Dash yells as she immediately starts to gulp down her entire mug of cider.
>She finishes the gigantic mug in 10 seconds flat, leaving Soarin awestruck.
>The fancier customers at other tables looking on with distasteful looks.
>Blaze knows this and decides to make Soarin even more humiliated.
>“ATTA GIRL DASHIE!”
>With a congratulatory pat on the back from her father, Rainbow Dash belches loudly as possible.
>“URRRRRP!”
>With the burp done, Dash lets out a proud and cocky grin.
>“How was that, Dad?”
>“Better than Soarin was when it came to girls, that much I can tell ya!”
>He practically slaps his knee at that as does Dash.
>“Kill me now,” murmurs Soarin to himself.
Would you this pony?
>>27302745
As pone, yes.
As hume, no.
>>27302745
I would this pony.
>>27302712
More!
>>27297234
That means they have matching posters. She got 3+ posters and decided to only use that single one? Same with Soarin'. It was meant to be. :D
God bucking damn it OP
>>27302712
Please please pleeease make it so the joke is that Rainbow Dash is obviously lesbian, very much into Spitfire and doesn't even know she's on a date. Cue Soaring moping, then Blaze making sexual innenduos, and the two hooking up cuz apparently it's not the Dash but the rainbow mane that does it for Soarin'.
>>27302821
You serious? Dude, if you [strikethrough]suggest[/strikethrough] force it like that, he isn't likely to do it.
>>27302870
fuck I thought that strikethrough would work.
>>27302745
I so would
>>27297137
OP, no... Just NO.
>>27302870
I'm writing my thesis, and I have literally 15 hours to write at least 15 pages, to format it well, to correct grammatical mistakes I don't even realize are there etc.
I have no time for subtlety.
>>27302712
>Dash sits over a plate of spaghetti, slurping up the noodles like a toddler.
>Blaze sits, his own plate of Spaghetti nearly done.
>Soarin on the other hand…
>“Uh, yum! D-delicious…”
>His fork holds a disgusting, green boiled snail with it’s shell.
>The only thing greener than his food is his face.
>Blaze looks on in amusement.
>“Well, Clipper? Go on; eat your so-called ‘delicacy’ you tried to make my daughter have for dinner.”
>“Hey! I never--”
>“Yeah! What Dad said!”
>Soarin growls to himself as he looks at his meal.
>...
>Oh god.
>That shit’s nasty…
>He shudders as he opens his mouth, slowly introducing his fork into his mouth.
>Once the snail lands on his tongue, he chews it.
>It taste awful.
>Really awful…
>But he does with a smile...for her.
>For that sweet little pegasus he met in the hospital, that sweet little pegasus who was there for him when his wing was broken…
>He does it for--
>“BLUUUUUUGH!”
>He vomits all over the table as Dash and Blaze cackle uncontrollably.
What if soarin have a crush with rainbow dad?
>>27304181
Still writing for this, but I'm going to the cinema. Keep thread alive, please.
I get the feeling that Dadbow's fucking with him just to see how he handles being under pressureas well as a little petty revenge in the mix.
If he can't handle some humiliation, he can just fuck right offmuch like the most recent episode in Dash's case.
>>27305686
>rainbow dash get cucked by her own dad
Would rainbow dad go for the soarin boypussy?
>>27297896
>twilights mom is a writer
that's from the comics, AKA non-canon
>>27302127
>“But Dash, don’t ya want something more, I don't know, expensive?”
What kind of dumbass question is that?
>>27304181
I get the feeling that this will end with"Don't talk to me or my daughter again."
>>27306635
Its the "dumbass thinks girl is easily won over with expensive shit" kind.
>>27306647
He doesn't know Dash that well then.
>>27306779
Clearly. Otherwise he would have offered her Filly Cuisine over Snails at a fancy restaurant.
>>27307233
Clearly. Otherwise he would have offered her Filly Cuisine over Snails at a fancy restaurant.
>>27304181
>>Dash sits over a plate of spaghetti, slurping up the noodles like a toddler.
>>Blaze sits, his own plate of Spaghetti nearly done.
>>Soarin on the other hand…
>>“Uh, yum! D-delicious…”
>>His fork holds a disgusting, green boiled snail with it’s shell.
>>The only thing greener than his food is his face.
>>Blaze looks on in amusement.
>>“Well, Clipper? Go on; eat your so-called ‘delicacy’ you tried to make my daughter have for dinner.”
>>“Hey! I never--”
>>“Yeah! What Dad said!”
>>Soarin growls to himself as he looks at his meal.
>>...
>>Oh god.
>>That shit’s nasty…
>>He shudders as he opens his mouth, slowly introducing his fork into his mouth.
>>Once the snail lands on his tongue, he chews it.
>>It taste awful.
>>Really awful…
>>But he does with a smile...for her.
>>For that sweet little pegasus he met in the hospital, that sweet little pegasus who was there for him when his wing was broken…
>>He does it for--
>>“BLUUUUUUGH!”
>>He vomits all over the table as Dash and Blaze cackle uncontrollably.
>>27307309
Poor Soarin.
Her performance in the last episode makes me reconsider wasting my semen on her anymore.
I think I'll put her on a probation for a month.
>>27306571
Not only that but it is demonstrably proven wrong beyond any reasonable doubt by the fact that daring do actually exists in the show.
>>27307543
The comics never said she wrote Daring-Do, she only had a writing award that said "Daring Do" on it. It could just be an award named after Daring Do that's presented to authors who write good adventure novels or something.
